Foghorn Leghorn for U.S. Senate

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scatological discussions on the program, but anything other than that
is fair game here on the program. Now, I was
out yesterday. When I was out yesterday, we had let's see,

(03:47):
the Attorney General of Alabama, Steve Marshall, announced that he
is running for the Senate. So Coach Tubberville not going
to run for the Senate. He wants to be governor,
so that leaves these Senate seat open. United States Senate.
It's a cushion job. What a great job it is
to be a senator in the United States of America.

(04:09):
You make what do they make, like one hundred and
seventy five grand plus. I don't know what the perks are,
but most of them become multi millionaires when they're done.
So apparently there's some type of class, some type of
investing class they give you. I don't know, but there's
a lot of money involved. You get to go up there.
The workload's not very intense. If you look at the

(04:32):
number of days they actually meet, you wonder where they
are and what they're doing most of the time, and
you don't really ever have to accomplish much when you're
in the Senate because you have to deal with all
the other senators and if you don't get anything done,
you just come home and say, you know what, I tried.
But all those other people, all those ridiculous senators from

(04:54):
other states, they stop me. I tried, but the people
from California in Nevada, and they were all ganging up
on me. It's a cushy job. So Attorney General Steve
Marshall is now running for the Republican nomination. There's another
guy running, Jared Hudson, who I don't know anything about

(05:16):
him other than he's a former Navy seal. So we
do have You have the Steve Marshall, who's been a prosecutor,
an Attorney general prosecutor, and you've also got a Navy
seal guy running, Jared Hudson, So we already have the
I think some good testosterone level going here. This is

(05:36):
a good sign. You got the testosteron going here on
these people running for Senate. Now, I don't know who
I'm going to vote for yet, but I've been doing
some thinking on it. A country is at a pivotal moment,
as it seems to have been for quite a while.
I haven't decided who I'm going to vote for, but

(05:56):
I have decided how I'm going to decide who to
vote for, and that is here, in my later years
of life, I really want to vote for whoever has
the best and most entertaining Southern accent. Yeah, that's and

(06:19):
again you said, well, Uncle Henry, what about the issues?
What about the issues? Well? Are they are the issues
ever addressed? Have you been paying attention to the Senate lately?
Have they addressed any issues up there? So instead, I
think I'm gonna I just want to pick whoever has
the best and most entertaining Southern accent. I want somebody

(06:42):
as close to fog Horn Leghorn as is humanly possible
to represent Alabama in the city that was just it
would make it make me happy, make me it entertained
me in my twilight years. Is to have some senator
up there that sounds like fog Hornlanghorn. Now, of course,
the standard for this would be the late Howell Heflin,
who represented Alabama in the Senate for many years. If

(07:06):
you forgot what hal Hefflin sounded like, here's a little
bit of hal Heflin. Just imagine this voice coming out
of a gigantic cartoon rooster.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
The south Wind blue hard on that ragged old flag
on Flanders Field. In World War One, she got a
big hole from a burp gun. She turned blood red.
In World War Two, she hung limp and low. At
time of two sit in this good red In Vietnam,
she went, well, don't you want somebody in the Senate

(07:38):
that sounds like this? She's been dishonored, denied, burned, and refused. Yeah,
she's growing fredbare, and she's wearing thin.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
He's not talking about he's not talking about a woman.
He's talking about the flag.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
But she's in good shape for the shape she's in,
because she's been through the fire before. I believe that
she can take a whole lot more.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
This is what I want. I want somebody that sounds
like this or close to it in the Senate, if
at all possible. And again, this is after I've been
realizing watching these folks for many, many years, and especially
especially the last couple of months, doesn't seem like there's much,
doesn't seem like there's much going on up there except useless,
useless committee meetings and useless hearings. When I say the

(08:24):
word useless, They are used to fundraise where they can
make a fiery speech or get into an argument with
somebody and put the video out and then fundraise and say, hey,
I need some of your money. Stay up here and
yell at these people. But that's what I want in
the Senate. I want somebody that sounds as close as

(08:47):
possible to fog Horn leghorn.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
So we'll raise her up every morning and we'll take
her down every night.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Now he's not talking about a woman, he's talking about
the flag.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Now, Son, we don't even let a touch the ground.
We fold her up just right.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Seventy ten times. Siver track Uncle Henry Show News Radio
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If you'd like to call the show telephone number two
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Email address Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dot com. In the
last segment of the show, is telling you about how
we've got Attorney General Steve Marshall running for the US Senate.

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You also have Jared Hudson, a former Navy Seal running. Uh,
probably more people. And I know there's at least one Democrat.
I can't remember that person's name because I don't know
if I don't know if I'm going to need to
know that. Maybe I maybe I'll need to know that,
but I haven't. Maybe I'll learn it over the weekend.

(10:08):
But there may be more people jumping in on this.
I know a lot of people have joked around about
Nick Saban roll tidro joking around about Nick Saban And
wouldn't it be funny if he ran against Tommy Tuberville
for governor. Of course that would not be funny because

(10:28):
I don't I don't know that I want Nick Saban
involved in politics. I just don't. I want my memories
of him not to be I don't want them to
get all stunk up. I just that, and that would
do it just to him getting involved in politics too much,
would just it would get just ruin a lot of

(10:49):
wonderful memories. So I'd like for him to stay out
of it, if at all possible. But I got to thinking,
we've already had a coach.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Run.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
We've got a We've had Coach Tubberville up there in
the Senate I would love to see more young folk,
kind of like Katie Brett. But what about some people like.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
A J.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Mccerron. Now, I know he's young, but AJ mccerron is
a competitor. He's fiery. You can tell. You could see
the fire in his eyes when he was the quarterback
for Alabama. Crimson tied. AJ McCarron, I still miss him.
Even though we've had Tua, we've had Uh Bryce Young,
We've had We've had all, We've had all these incredible

(11:34):
Jalen Hurts, I still miss Aj. Aj ought to run.
I would love for AJ McCarron to run for Senate.
He could, He could uh bring some of what he
learned at Alabama up into the Senate. He might even
be able to help Katie britt out by getting some
fire into her. Uh. If not. AJ mccerron one of
my favorites, another mobilion, the very scrappy Jake Coker. You know,

(12:00):
Jake Coker not talked about enough in my opinion in
terms of Alabama football. In his outstanding performance and winning
that twenty fifteen beat Clemson, I think here he threw
for over three hundred yards against Clemson, two touchdowns Jake Coker.

(12:21):
Get Jay Coke. He's scrappy, he's a fighter. Put him
up in there either one of those young men, both
under the age of thirty five, but still, uh, I
think there. I think you only have to be thirty
to run for the sentence. So just something to think about.
You gonna have Steve Marshall and this this Navy seal
guy Jared Hudson running against a j or Jake Coker.

(12:44):
It would be a wonder and if anything, we could
talk Alabama football during the debates. It'd be a lot
of fun, all right again two five, one four seven nine,
two seven two three the telephone number.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Hello caller, Hey, Uncle Henry.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Not go Bill Navcole Mill. You are live on the radio.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
Hey, I just wanted to give you a man on
the street report. I was turning onto Satchel Page Drive
and there was a bunch of folks near Top Golf
with Paul Prime signs and T shirts. And there was
a bunch of them, and I was thinking to you

(13:23):
because they were holding signs that said honk, you know,
for uh Paul Prime and all that. And then I saw, man,
would Uncle Henry's wife approve of you honking? Even though
they're asking for you to honk, you know what? Do
you think?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well? And I'm so glad you brought this up, Navcoe Bill,
because I had this conversation with my wife again last night.
We're still fighting over the horn, the car horn. She
told yes, she told me that there is no circumstance
that ever justifies honking the horn, and so even if
I were a supporter of his, I would she would

(14:04):
not allow me to honk.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
That's crazy. You got to ask her that specifically, say
what if someone's holding a sign asking you to honk?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (14:14):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
That would be a fund this weekend, I'm gonna come
up with horn honking hypotheticals and I'll just hit her
with all these different hypotheticals and see if there is
an instance where I would be allowed to honk the
car horn.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Yeah, it was funny too, because when you brought all
that up, I had just the day before, I believe
I was on the off ramp from sixty fives going
on the government and there was a person ahead of
me who would stop to give one of these hobos
or drug addicts or whatever the heck they are on

(14:51):
the side of the road money, and the light was
green and there was nobody in front of them, and
I had people passing me on the right hand side
and I couldn't get over, and I honked at that
joker to you know, come on, let's go.

Speaker 10 (15:04):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
Don't be given these folks stuff on the side of
the rip. You give them anything on the side of
the road. Give them a piece of paper, tells them
where the uh freehab centers are and things or church
as they could go to, or or Bible versus or something.
But don't give them money.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well, you know, I interviewed some homeless outreach people. This
was probably ten or fifteen years ago. They told me
that never make it money. Now, if you want to
be you want to be as kind as you want
to be. Uh, give them a snack, give them, give
them something they can eat or something like that. But
some of the people, not all, but some of them

(15:43):
have addiction issues. And if you hand the money, it's
you're throwing gasoline on the fire.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
Oh yeah, definitely, that's you know. I hate to have
to be that way. But when I left Mobile in
eighty five eighty six, we didn't have these issues. We
didn't see these folks are panhandling all the time. And
and that's the one disappointing thing I would say, coming
back after you know, almost thirty years, that they're all

(16:11):
over the place. I'm like, what happened? You know?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well crazy, Well it's not just here, I mean, it's
all it is all over the country, and we we
as a nation, have not figured out. Well, it's obvious
to say, you and I both know we have a
mental health crisis all over the country. And that's just
one of the examples of the mental health crisis, and
nobody wants to address it.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Yeah, oh, definitely, you're right about that. Yeah, I think
it leads back to Jack Nicholson in that one flu
of the Coocker's Nest and getting all the same asylum
shut down. Not to say the word abuses, I'm sure
there were, but there's folks who just can't take care
of themselves or they're I'll tell you what, there is

(16:58):
a true what I call true homeless person. And a
good example of that, like the Palisade fires out in California. Yeah,
you're working, you got a job, you're you know, you're
paying your taxes and out in California you're paying way
more than your fair share of taxes. You're getting robbed.
But when your house burned down like that and in
a wild fire or something, you are truly homeless. And

(17:20):
you know, a lot of those folks can take care
of themselves because they got insurance, they got you know, jobs,
they got means plan for the future. But folks who
just want to sit there on welfare and not take
care of themselves, well, hunger can be a great motivator.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I'll tell you that, it motivates me daily. Nov Kobbil,
I got to run into the break. Thank you for
your phone call and your your report on the the
Prime campaign. More Uncle Henry's Show after the News Break

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Uncle Henry Show, News Radio seven ten WNTM. It is
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things in the news to talk about. Two five one

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four seven nine two seven two three. That's two five
one four seven nine two two three. But I was
looking at the people watching on YouTube, commenting, let's see,
there's metal a lot of wonderful people like Becky Lockwood
and Steve Summersall and Bamba big Man and metal Head.

(19:19):
There's a metal head watching. There's someone called love Freak
sixty nine. All of these people. I was looking at
their comments, and they they I learned from them that
Hot Lips Hulahan from television, Loretta Sweat has passed away,

(19:40):
just real quick. If you don't mind, I would like
to I take it. I'd like to take a listen
here to the Loretta Switt obituary.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
Loretta Sweitt, best known as Major Hot Lips Hulahan on Match,
has died. She was eighty seven years old. Her REP
confirm she passed Friday at her home in New York
City of suspected natural causes. Was Emmy nominated for mash
every year from nineteen seventy four to nineteen eighty three,
winning twice. Her character evolved from a villain to a
respected complex figure. Originally allied with Frank Burns, who was

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having an affair with Hot Lips, and existed as the
object of practical jokes from Hawkeye and Trapper John. After Mash,
she starred in the nineteen eighty three holiday classic The
Best Christmas Pageant Ever, and appeared in TV movies and
series like The Love Boat and Murder. She wrote. Her
final TV role came in nineteen ninety eight on Diagnosis
Murder Michelle Pulino, Fox News.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
All Right, so Hot Lips at eighty seven, passing away
at eighty seven. I did watch. I watched MASH like
many Americans did when it was on in those days
of three channels on television. Watched a lot of MASH,
and then watched some years of MASH and reruns throughout
the years, because so many of those episodes I thought

(20:59):
were pretty fun. You notice in the obituary they talked
about her character evolving. She evolved into a to a
more noble figure throughout the course of the television show,
The evolution of Hot Lips Hulahan and I thought about
this before because I did rewatch MASH. The uh, all

(21:23):
of the characters on the show allegedly evolved and changed
and all that kind of stuff. The only character that
they did not allow to grow at all was Frank Burns.
That for whatever, they would not let that character change.
Every other character did. Anyway, Mash if you're looking for

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something to watch over the weekend, probably better than anything
on current television. Four seven nine, two seven two three
the telephone over. That's two five one, four seven nine
two seventy two three. By the way, probably an unpopular opinion,
but I think the best actor on MASH definitely not
Alan Alda or any of the doctors. I think the

(22:06):
best actor was Radar. Yeah, Radar O'Reilly was the best
actor on MASH in my personal opinion. Again, two five one,
four seven nine two three the telephone number. Now. A
couple of days ago, I had a story for you
about the City of Mobile is spending money to buy

(22:31):
two robot lawnmowers, gonna be robot lawnmowers, autonomous lawnmowers. I
think it's eighty five grand for these two lawnmowers. They
are going to be robot lawnmowers. And somebody called in
left messages about the robot lawnmowers.

Speaker 12 (22:51):
Now I'll go, ah, Henry one, I try to call
your other number to call in the show. Excuse me,
I get KSA's moy smail. I don't know if I'm
doing something well on four seven nine two seven two three. Yes, uh,
but I've just heard the news, uh during your news
break on the show about the City of Mobile or

(23:11):
you brought it up buying robot lawnmowers. Why can't they
get these inmates out of the barracks that's trustees and
put them on lawnmowers and let them go around. They're
already getting two for one time served. Put them on
lawnmowers and let them cut the grass around the city.

(23:31):
My gosh, is Mobile City Council just looking for something
to blow money on. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
All right, sure, thank by the way, sure, thank you
very much for that voicemail. And he called right back in.

Speaker 12 (23:47):
Going back to this artificial intelligence lawnmower thing, Henry.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yes, I worked for a.

Speaker 12 (23:55):
Company, uh that had the office was ran by artificial intelligence.
That's right. The office manager was an Auburn graduate. The
company is now out of business, and I had enough
sense to move on and get a better job because
I could see the writing on the wall.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
All right, sir, thank you very much for sharing that
with me. The voice maun number two five one two
one six nineteen seventy six. That's two five one two
one six, nineteen seventy six. Hello caller U, Henry John McNeil,
Hey John McNeil, are you going to run for the Senate?

Speaker 13 (24:36):
No, someone got Kelson's in the closet type thing. I
don't think I need to do that.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 13 (24:46):
But Nasco Bill, I hope Navco Bill is still listening.
I lived for thirty five years on Venetia Road, which
Navko did is in the Venetia I know he knows
where it is. But as far as that honking, I
don't understand why you wife don't allowing Why do they

(25:06):
put horns on cars? You know, the horns on cars
and trucks are not designed to honk it other cars necessarily.
They designed to honk it people. So twice I have
been in brural, Alabama and there'd be some guys out

(25:28):
there on the side of the street with a horn
with a sign. He says, honk and we drink. And
they had ice chest sitting there and you honk and
they have to chug a beer. But all right, I'm
stopped at one of them. I said, are y'all a
group or something? They were in a fraternity and I said,

(25:49):
y'all have a good time. He said, yeah, every time
somebody hokes and we have to drink a beer. And
I'm thinking, hello, y'all been here all that forty five
minutes and they were all just wasted. So you know,
a horn has a purpose in a certain circumstances. Yes,

(26:11):
every day I got a vot nappy dot com and
vote also Henry for the best talk shows, the best voice,
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too and vote for her for the best UH DJ
SI have. I I encourage everybody to other nappy dot com.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, thank you. Yeah, there's only one more day of voting,
and John McNeil, I vote for you in your category
for for UH investments or financial Advisor. I'm voting for
johnmyneil every day at vot nappies dot com.

Speaker 13 (26:47):
Uncle Henry, hope you have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
You two. Thank you John McNeill for giving me the
history of the horn.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
And roll tied roll, Roll tied roll.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
J McNeil, Thank you, John McNeil. And there he goes, Yeah,
John McNeil, Yeah, voting nappies dot com, vote for John McNeil.
It's too bad that we can't get a guy like
John McNeil to run for the United States Senate. Then
then I could relax. Then I could relax if John

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McNeil was running for Senate, and then we're to get in.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
There, right.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
There is more, Yes, there is more Uncle Henry Show
to come here on news radio seven to ten wn TIM.
Don't forget. You can listen to previous episodes like yesterday's
abbreviated show. You can find those episodes on the iHeartRadio app.
Just look for Uncle Henry's Show, or go to NewsRadio
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News Radio seven ten WNTM. It is five fifty news
headlines coming up in ten minutes. And I got another
got another message, just phoned into the program about honking
the car horn.

Speaker 14 (28:35):
Hey, good afternoon, Uncle Henry responds, this is urt. I
just want to respond.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
To your.

Speaker 14 (28:44):
Your darling wife. I'm sure honking horns saves lives.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
By the way, I'm gonna save that and play it
to her. I'm gonna put it on my phone. Honking
horns saves lives.

Speaker 14 (29:01):
Hanking horns saves lives. There's nothing wrong with letting other
drivers know. Hey, I'm here too.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Hey, I'm here too.

Speaker 14 (29:14):
I mean, if they don't see you, they don't recognize you,
they will run over you. Sometimes it's a good thing.
Always let people know.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
All right, So Rtie, thank you, thank you very much
for your voicemail about honking horns.

Speaker 14 (29:33):
I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I'm glad that there are some people that are helping
me in that particular struggle i'm having. Let's see two five, one, four,
seven nine, two seventy two three the telephone number here
on the elk Landar Show if you'd like to call
in before we are at a time in this segment
of the show. Now, I think it was earlier this week,
a snake trapper called in and talked about eating turtles

(29:56):
and turtle eggs. Traversial call about him getting turtle eggs
and making an omelet out of his turtle eggs. Now
Bifford called to let us know that his son has
caught a turtle. He was trying to catch fish and
ended up with a turtle.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
Hannah this hayes hanry you beginior call him all a
soft shell turtle up or dock caught everything with a
dag fish. But uh, anyway, Henry got the faking.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Of course.

Speaker 10 (30:31):
The first thing I did was texted the snake copper
to see if they were good eating. Henry, I want
to catch me a turtle this summer and munch on them.
And so UH got to thinking, Hannah, would you be
interested in uh having me catching the turtle? And I
was and snake trapper I called stake Treverer up. He

(30:54):
showed me how to clean it, and then Uh, we
would clean that turtle and took them and eat them
on your radio program. Perhaps you could do a remote broadcast.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
From my compound on Dog River, or.

Speaker 10 (31:10):
Shake travers out of the way. Ever, it don't matter
to meet or we do in a studio if you like,
if they let us clean a turtle inside of it,
but anybody, Henry, I think it would be a magnificent
AM or radio program.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
All right, I'm pausing the message there, Buford, to let
you know that I absolutely this is like a dream
come true. It is the idea because I'm I'm always
trying to figure out what on earth can I do?
What can I bring to the radio show that people
would be attracted to, that they would gravitate to, that's

(31:43):
not filthy or nasty or some type of sin or vice,
because you know, modern day people, they're just all attracted
to horrible, horrible things, and this would be a wonderful,
wholesome thing that could attract so many listeners to the
Uncle Henry Show, the idea of being able to listen
to respectable grown men eating turtle. Just I just yes,

(32:08):
the answer is yes, yes to all of that. I
could try to do the show from from your doc
or we could do it from uh Snake trappers kitchen,
or you could bring it up in here. But yes, yes, yes,
what a great show that would be.

Speaker 10 (32:23):
And you don't get no more am than that. But anyway,
this is my phone number. If you don't already have.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
It too, I'm not gonna let you put your phone
out number out on the air.

Speaker 10 (32:36):
Let me take me if you're interested, and we work
out in details. And but anyway, Henry, I just thought
i'd run that by you.

Speaker 12 (32:46):
If not, I can rely understand, especially with y'all the
rules and regulations I'll got with broadcasts and all that.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
I don't even know if that's something.

Speaker 12 (32:53):
You could do.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
But well, no, as long as it now, I don't
want to eat anything that's endangered. We don't want to
have any type of endangered species cookout. I don't want
to do that. No, but if it's not endangered, if
it's just if it's a non endangered creature. This is
all part of the circle of life, as is taught

(33:14):
in the Lion King film where it's the circle of
life where people are eating things like cows and chickens
and turtles.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Anyway, that's thinking me a great, great radio show. Anyway,
you have a good.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Thing, you think, what a wonderful offer. Yes, I'm all
in for it. I'm all in for it. Would love
to in fact, I would love to do it. Not
just a turtle cooking and eating show, but any type
of exotic legal exotic but legal animal cookout would be
wonderful here on the Uncle Henry Show. All right, well

(33:53):
there's more to come. Yes, I've got more show. See,
I've got some messages stacked up, I've got some snake
trappers stacked up. I want to get to before the
end of the show. More Uncle Henry Show to come
after the news break here on news Radio seven ten WNTM.

(34:37):
This is the Uncle Henry Show here on News Radio
seven ten WNTM. Thank you. I appreciate you listening very
very much. To paycheck still very important, and according to
my calculations, the paycheck will remain important for the rest
of my life. Unfortunately, now this half our show, gonna

(35:00):
check some voicemail. Maybe maybe I'll have time to get
to a news item as well. The voicemail number two
five one two one six, nineteen seventy six. That's two
five one two one six, nineteen seventy six to leave
a message for the Uncle Henry Show. Now I've got
a voicemail. I want to share at least part of

(35:22):
this with you. If you're a long time listener to
the program going back years, you may remember a caller
that we used to call the Liberal Professor. She was
an ultra super leftist, as far left as you can get, probably,

(35:42):
and that caller has not called in quite a while,
but just left me quite a lengthy message about my
about a few things, but specifically about me getting remarried.
If you now the Liberal Professor, If you if you
are unaware of her or have forgotten her viewpoints, here

(36:04):
is a very brief clip of the Liberal Professor that
explains her political worldview. This is where she called in
and was just praising Barack Obama like nobody's business, you.

Speaker 15 (36:17):
Know, just up to the fainnest president. This is like
one of the greatest presidents, one of the greatest presidents
we've had. And in four years you're all going to
look back and just say wow, you know, and just
imagine the possibilities if he had taken office before we
had Afghanistan I wrack banking crisis. Imagine the possibilities, the

(36:39):
type of country would be.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I mean, gosh, I'm sorry that still amuses me on
those years later. Yes, if he had been president earlier,
if we could get him in a time machine send
him back, you know, if you could get him in
a time machine and send him back, I'm sure he
would prevent the founding of the country. So that all
the damage done by the founding fathers with their inconvenient

(37:02):
constitution that allows people freedom of speech and stuff like that,
all those those just just anyway, that's that's the worldview
as Barack Obama was just magnificent. Gosh, wow, isn't it
too bad he wasn't president earlier because if it had
been president earlier, he could have screwed things up at

(37:23):
a more accelerated pace and they've already been screwed up.
All right, Well, she called back to the show because
I got remarried, and I'm going to share with you
not all of this because she she called in and
left quite a quite a lengthy discussion, but she called
in about my wife. You know, had my first argument

(37:44):
with my wife a few weeks ago after getting married,
because my wife doesn't think that I should ever ever
honk a car horn. That my wife believes that there
is no instance where you should honk your car horn,
and I disagree. Because we're in modern times. People are

(38:06):
on their smartphones. They're looking at Facebook, or they're trying
to watch a TikTok video about making meat balls or something,
and they're sitting at the green light. They're just going
to sit there and never never go. They're just going
to sit and stare at their phone unless there's a
good Samaritan like me behind them to just give them
a little honk on the horn and let them know

(38:27):
that they're blocking everybody else's lives. Here is the liberal
professor calling in for the first time in a few years.

Speaker 9 (38:36):
Hi, uncle Henry, I had a double check of this
lesson deep your new voice phone number. Yes, it is
just as a Google customers unable anyway, how are you doing?
Don't mention my name, but just a last from the
path I suppose. I actually recently resumed listening to your
show after taking a break. One hundred and seven days

(38:58):
be for the last election, and you can figure out why.
One hundred and seven days that significance. And then after
the election, you know, I could not be here to
listen to what you and your callers had to say,
so I took a break. But then, you know, I
was only listening from time to time.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And it could not bear to hear what me and
the callers were going to say. Just those of you
that call in understand that somebody out there is having
emotional issues just listening to your calls.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
And I'm into of April, I resumed listening. I was
just like, okay, you know, I've been listening to this
guy for over three decades. You know I can't quit him.
It's three decades. So on the twenty ninth or so,
I heard on your show Nelson had gotten married. I
was like, okay, this is true. And then I listened
to the twenty eighth and then I started listening to

(39:50):
a previous shows and then you know, I'm back back
to the last name almost every day, either either in
live or be it a podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Anyway, congratulations, by the way, thank you, And even though
you disagree with everything I believe in, thank you. I
appreciate you listening, especially the fact that you're listening to
the podcast, because I get credit when you do that.
I get credit even if you don't like me. So
thank I appreciate it. Thank you, LP. Or yeah, maybe

(40:22):
I can call you LP.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
From now on on your on your on your marriage,
and said, I note your wife is absolutely correct. You
don't you don't honk your horn a people at a
stop like be patient. It's really it's rude. You don't
know what's going on in their minds, and so that
little honk that could really, you know, make them feel bad.

(40:44):
I don't think i've ever I can tell them, I
don't think I've ever honk my horn anyway.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
There all right, but it is now now you've talked
about you don't know what's going on in their mind.
So we're sitting at a red light and all of us,
all of us behind this person. Maybe we need to
get to work. So that we can earn a living
to support our families because we're not yet on government assistance.
And the person is sitting up there and they're at

(41:13):
the red light and they're just not going to go.
They're just sitting there and they're sitting there. And this
happens more than it ever did before because of the
smartphones being in people's cars. Now you're encouraging me to
never honk my horn because I don't know what's going
on in their mind. Well, what about what's going on

(41:35):
in everybody else's mind that's stuck behind them. What if
three cars behind me, somebody's trying to pass a gallstone
and they need to get to the hospital. What seriously,
what we're all supposed to take a time out and
sit in traffic because somebody's having a bad day. Somebody's
got some feelings they need to work through.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
This is.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
If if a person, let me put it this way,
if a person, if their day is ruined because somebody
honked at them, they are not equipped for adult life.
They being being an adult in our civilization requires that
you have some toughness. The idea that a horn honk

(42:29):
could could cause some type of emotional distress with someone
that they it's gonna gonna haunt them for the rest
of the day, or it's gonna change the tenor of
their day that somebody honked at them. That is a
person that that's not an adult. To me, that is
that is somebody that should not be out and about
driving a car if they can't handle that. Wait, anyway,

(42:52):
thank you for agreeing with my wife. It's now I've
got to face the fact that I've married a woman
and the liberals are calling into a with her. So
that's that's very troubling for me, all right. Anyway, But
thank you for the voicemail. Voicemail number two five one
two one six, nineteen seventy six. That's two five one
two one six, nineteen seventy six, to leave a message

(43:12):
for the show. I'll be back after the break. Let's
take the break, it says the Uncle Henry Show. Here
on news Radio seven ten WNTM. News headlines are coming

(43:36):
up in ten minutes. Before I get to those news headlines,
su fung, squeeze a voicemail or two in here. Voicemail
number two five one two one six, nineteen seventy six.
That's the voicemail number two five one two one six,
nineteen seventy six. Let's check in with the snake trapper, hey.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Ogle, Henry, snake trapper, hey man. I was watching the
news and they showed that the French Prime Minister Emanuel Macrone,
I call him MACARONI getting off the plane over Henry,
and right as he opened the door, as wife struck
him right in the face, and you could tell it

(44:24):
was very serious over Henry.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, I see, you know, I'm sorry to pause you there.
I saw that. I'm sure that something happened like Macron
probably honked his horn in traffic because somebody was stopped
at and they weren't going when the light turned green,
and probably his wife was very upset that he honked
the horn. This is I'm sure something similar to that.

(44:50):
But yes, we saw the video of his wife putting
her hands all up in his face like that, and
it did not look it looked, it didn't look playful,
did not look playful at all.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Getting off the plane over Henry, and right as he
opened the door, as wife struck him right in the face. Yes,
and you could tell it was very serious ocer Henry. Yes,
I mean, he just didn't know what to think. Well,
he publicly come out and said, I guess because the
press was pressuring him on.

Speaker 13 (45:22):
Hey, what's going on in the little bird ness?

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Anything going on over there? We seen her hit you
on the plane. Well, oh, Mic Coroney, Mike cron come
out and stated Uncle Henry that they were play fighting
as they were getting off the plane.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I'm sorry to pause you there, but yes, play fighting them.
I'm not an expert really on anything. If you've listened
for any length of time, you know, I'm not really
an expert on anything except feeding myself food a play
fighting before they got off the plane. Now, in my family,

(46:02):
I don't remember my parents ever doing that, or grandparents
ever doing that, or brothers in law, sisters in law.
I just it's something that in my family was we
just never had spousal playfights. Now, maybe this is common
in your family, you the listener, Maybe you've got all
kind of stuff where mom and dad rough house, maybe

(46:23):
throw each other around in the room, all that kind
of stuff. NERF Maybe they nerf clobber each other with
NERF guns and stuff like that. I don't know, but see,
I came from an era before there was nerve, So
maybe it's the generations after the invention of NERF products
that do play fighting, But we didn't do that, none

(46:45):
of my family. And speaking of nerve, I'm gonna get
back to your message. But you know, NERF was a
great invention. Children, children and childish adults love nerve. But
how come nobody really keep waiting for flubber? You know, flubber?
Why can't they get that perfected? Wouldn't that be? Do

(47:08):
you remember the Flubber movies? What a great thing if
flubber were real? And it's why can't I'm I'm not
a physicist, or I probably can't even spell the word physicists.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
But.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Why not? Why not? Why is nobody come up with
flubber yet, get to work on that. If you've got
a child in uh in high school or college, tell
them to get to work on flubber because they're they're
gonna sell a lot of stuff if they invent flubber.
All right, back to Snack Trappers analysis of Macron having
his wife put her hands up all up in his face.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Mike chrome Uh come out and stated over Henry that
they were play fighting as they were getting off the plane. Yes, listen, man,
I just traveled from Las Vegas with my wife. She
definitely was not in the mood to be doing any
play friding. And even when you do what I call
would be tussling. Uh man, you don't strike nobody in

(48:08):
the face when you're tussling.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Ha now, tussling. Now, I'm afraid to look this up.
Is this something nasty that I don't know about? Well,
I'm not gonna find out. I will I resolve, I
will not look up tussling in terms of a marriage
or some type of playfight. I just I don't want
to know about these. By the way, if there's new

(48:32):
slang terms for nasty things, please don't please don't call
in with any slang terms for nasty things.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Anyway, over Entry, there is definitely something going on in
their little loveness.

Speaker 14 (48:45):
Oh my her own, my gown.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
What a weirdo, uncle Andry.

Speaker 12 (48:51):
He is a weirdo.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
So that's probably why.

Speaker 13 (48:53):
She's struck him.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
She's probably realizing that much of a weirdo he is.
But anyway, over and, I just wanted to share.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
That with you, my frand you have a good day,
Snake Trapper.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Thank you for sharing. It always helps me if you
see things on the news and tell me about them,
because that means I don't have to look into it myself.
You've saved me the time of looking into it, so
thank you for that. But you say they're weird. What
a weirdo is what you said? You called my kron
a weirdo. I think you're onto something there.

Speaker 14 (49:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I have not done any research on that couple, but
I understand there are some influencers out there that have
made big waves trying to research the beginnings of their relationship.
So weirdo might be a good word for that. All right,
out of time for this edition of the Uncle Henry Show.

(49:52):
Thank you very very much for listening to it. I
do appreciate it. As they say in Sarahland, have a
good one, and as they say in Theodore, take it easy,
and as they say in a midtown mobile convenience store,
keep it easy all right Later,