LD's Wildest Ever Voicemail

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Hey, Henry, all right,let's go fifteen seconds, damping up,
bumping up, comping up. Ithink you see where I'm going with this.
ABC. I'm not gonna go theD word. But then let's go
to Z zipping up. Thank you, Helen, fantastic day. What is

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happening here? What is happening tocontry? God almighty? What is happening
to this country? What's happening tomy country? You know, I don't
know what's gonna happen or how arewe gonna I don't know if I'm Theerica
is going to survive. Oh,this Guntry is whacked out right now,

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ever Tony, but yeah, lookat the state of the country for this
country is whacked out right now.This is insanity. These people are insane

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up? Oh, an hour fromnow, an hour from now, right
after six o'clock. If you're alongtime fan of the Uncle Henry Show,
I've got a voicemail from ld theMad Trucker. He's phoned in numerous wild
voicemails through the years that are usuallystories of his life. He has phoned
in a story from his life thathas to be the wildest voicemail that I've

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ever gotten in the twenty plus yearsthat I've been doing the show on this
radio station. It is. Yes, I'm not hyping it up unnecessarily.
That bar sounds high because he's hadsome wild stories. He clears that bar.
That's going to be right after sixo'clock here on The Uncle Henry Show.

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He's in fact, it's such awild story that I'm already try ld.
If you're listening to this, Ineed a voicemail explaining why you've never
told the story before in a voicemail, because it's that good. I would
have started my voicemailing career with thatstory. And it's that he's waited twenty
years to drop that story. Anyway, that's coming up after six o'clock here

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on News Radio seventy ten WNTM,The Uncle Henry Show. What else can
I tell you before I start opinionating? Oh, programming note, I'm going
to be out next week and I'mgoing to be running some reruns of The
Uncle Henry Show next week here inplace of me, and I'm I'm trying

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this this go round. I'm tryingto go back in the archives and find
some older stuff. So don't besurprised if you tune in and it's and
it's really if it sounds like acompletely different planet you're listening to, because
yes, I'm going to try tofind some really old stuff to air while

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I'm gone next week. Fingers crossedhere on the Uncle Henry Show. Now
you want to jump in here,tell me something two five one four seven
nine two seven two three. That'stwo five to one four seven nine two
seventy two three. Now, justa couple of days ago, I was
telling you my own small batch boutiqueconspiracy theory. I was explaining to you

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just just I think it was Monday. I was talking about this. I've
been watching President Biden get trotted outover and over again, all these videos
popping up now of President Biden lookingout of it, distressed on a most
unable to function without another person therewith him. These videos have been terrible
to see. And I explained toyou my small batch boutique conspiracy theory that

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I brought up myself, that Ithink I think it's to get us ready,
to prepare us for the switcheroo,that he would be switched out as
the candidate. Now, after Itold you my small batch, boutique conspiracy
theory about President Biden getting switched out, at some point, I think it

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was yesterday or earlier today, theDaily Mail put out a story from a
guy who he says he's got sources. He claims that there is a strategy
to remove Joe Biden from the Democratticket. The guy went in and I

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don't remember all the details, buthe said it would be a unified front
of Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi,the Clintons, and Kamala Harris, and
that they they would go to JoeBiden as a unified front to get him
to step away, and that thenthey would have that those people, unified,

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would present the new nominee to theDemocrat Party in the country. Now,
I don't know if that's true ornot, but I'm not the only
one that is seeing this, andI just believe it is the ground groundworkers
being laid for us because there's noreason, there's no reason for Joe Biden
to be out in front of thecameras every single day. As you may

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remember, he allegedly won the lasttime and barely campaigned at all. So
stay tuned, all right, phonecalls. I'll get to your calls and
voicemails and emails after the break.Uncle Henry Show News Radio seven WNTIM.

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It's five point twenty news headlines comingup in ten minutes here on the Uncle
Henry Show. Hello, Color,Hey, good evening, Cliff, Cliff,
thank you for holding you are liveon the radio. I'm just wondering,

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can you believe the audacity of theleft. Mika and Joe's the squad.
They'll view everybody that's trying to saythat Joe Biden freezing when the world
knows he is a cabbage anyway,he's a vegetable, that they can florence

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people to believe this. Now.I know there's a lot of cliff,
I'm sure, but all these peopleyou're talking about are claiming that Joe Biden
is really just fine. It's theRepublicans are messing with the video. Yes,
sir, I mean, there's alot of Doobie Brothers out there.

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But I'm saying most of the blackpeople have got to have been got a
little smarter when they started telling themstuff that even of damn food would have
a hard time believing. Yes,but what they're doing is spitting in the
face of black people. They justabout telling them everything alright when there's nothing

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all right. June tenth, youknow, the biggest celebration is perverts in
not June tenth, and they wonderingwhy because we're not vitable anymore. We
got a new group of folks,and then we sent a new group of
folks coming from across the border,cause we seem like we're trying to erase

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our own bus with these bullets.And they studied feeding this into the people
that will eat it. They aretelling everybody lies, and it seems to
me it hurts my feeling because itseemed like none of my folks will go

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along with it. You know,even Maxine Waters talking about she being threatened.
Okay, so what you told thesepeople to go out if they see
anybody that's a Republican, to hurtthem and get in their face and tell
them they not want it. Sonow it's with you, and so now
it's a big thing. It's timefor black people to wake up. You're

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being used and now you're about tobe replaced because Joe Biden just got five
hundred or so more. And I'mthinking this more in California, thousands of
votes by making people legal that wereillegal, Uncle Henny, there's there's a

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lot we still don't know, right. Yeah. The bad thing about it
is that we so stupid, wedon't know we helping them kill us.
And and and it amazed me howthey could transform the idea that the Democrats
were the one that's looking out forthe stead of the Republican. I never

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got over that. It's got tobe some real stupid black people in this
world. You have a blessed dealon Kain Cliff. Thank you very much
for your phone call to find onefour seven nine two seven two three the
telephone on the telephone number here onthe Unk Clanry Show. Now, a
day or two ago we got acall from somebody named Rowland, and LD

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the Mad Trucker really appreciated the phonecall from Rowland, Uncle Henry, L
d uh listen to a smart man. Listen to Roland Rowan. You're a
smart man. I know you well. I know you're a very intelligent fellow.
Let me tell you something, UncleHenry. He knows, he knows

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like I know that there ain't adarn a dimes bit of difference between the
Democrat and Republican when it comes upthere to stealing money. And they've been
stealing money from us from the verybeginning, the very beginning, Democrats and
Republicans. Look at look at it. I mean you look at every every
Democrat over there stealing. But lookat Mitch McConnell. You see how rich

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he got, yeah, Mary andChow and then in charge of the China
shipping and all that. I wonderhow for how many millions of dollars he's
made because he funneled money one wayor the other. Look at Oh my
god, look at that that.Uh the guy with the briefcase full of
women. Uh, what is that? The Mormon Romney Romney, the billionaire.

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He's been up there for so long. Every one of them, every
one up's crooked, and every oneof them need to be voted out.
And Roland was one thousand percent right, Uncle Henry when he said no more
staying in Congress till you're so oldyou can't even stand up. That's exactly
what's happening. We need term limits, and we need them. Yesterday,

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held, thank you very much foryour voicemail two five one four seven nine
two seven two three, the telephonenumber on the Uncle Henry Show. Hello
caller, Hi, Hey, youare live on the radio. Hi.
I hope they replaced Joe Biden.This eclomy's killing me me too. Hey,
I expressed myself to poetry. Iwrote a poem about it. Man,

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I read it upon your show.Please do inflation, depression, recession,
it doesn't matter what you call it. When I'm standing in the checkout
line, this is call me hittingme right in the ball. Hey,
don't you dare. Don't ever usethat kind of language on this program.
We do not have I don't careif it's a conversation or a poem or

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a song that a listener has composedthemselves or or something like that. We
don't have any kind of references tobody parts. No reference to body parts
on the program though. And Iknow you're wondering which body parts though,
body parts that are covered by clothing. You know what you're not supposed to
talk about. All right, let'swhen you're calling the show. You the

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listener that wants to become you thecaller. When you call the show,
please imagine a matronly woman around theage between like seventy five. Well that's
kind of young, like eighty toninety. Imagine a woman in her eighties
listening to this program, and pleasedon't say something that would scan the eyes

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or create a sensation in the lifeof the eighty year old lady listener.
Now, I know many of mylisteners are not ladies in their eighties,
but I'd like the program to beclean enough. That's the goal. I
want to show, to be cleanenough that a woman age eighty three eighty
six would not be scandalized by thecaller. All right, it's not I

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guess it's too much to ask forin this environment of smut and filthy Every
dad gum thing on television now isfilled with smut and filth, foul language.
There's just I don't know what Icould watch on television that isn't nasty
unless it's a rerun. And youwant to come up with a good invention.

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Technologically, they keep wanting to buildrockets and go into space and stuff
like that. How about building mea special TV that'll cut the cuss words
out. That's what I'd like.I'd like to buy the sam Sung censored.
That's what I'd like a TV wouldthat would block the cuss words?
Why can't? And don't tell meit's part of your art. It's in

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my heart. It's my art.Keep it in your heart, don't let
it out if it's phil all right, Look, I apologize. I'm just
I'm fed up with this, youknow, I just I just want can't
we just can't we just have ashow where where somebody didn't have a body
part out here or something. AllRight, I'm gonna I'm gonna regroup back

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with more. If you're hanging on, If you're a caller and you want
to hang on through the bay thebreak, please do, and I'll get
to your call as quickly as itis possible after the break. Here on
the Uncle Henry Show, Uncle HenryShow News Radio seven ten WNTM. It's

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five thirty five. Telephone number twofive one four seven nine two seven two
three. I have some callers waitingto talk. Hope you've enjoyed your June
teenth. Now. In future years, I hope to be off on Juneteenth.
The only reason I did work todayon this federal holidays because I'm going

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to be off all next week.I didn't want to be gone. I
just didn't want to be off theair that long. But anyway to you
a happy June teenth. To thephones, Hello caller, Hey o bil
Hemry, Hey you are live onthe radio. Hey, just uh you
know my opinion, I think Ithink we need to root for Joe Biden,

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that he does a really good jobon that debate. This way,
he'll build up his self esteem andhe won't nobody'll be able to talk him
down to being able to back out. So I'm gonna I'm actually rooting for
him. I hope he does good. I think Trump should take one for
the team and just let him kindof just let him do his thing,
and let Biden feel good about,let everybody rave about how good he did

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and all that. And then thisway, when it comes to the second
debate after he gets denomination, thenTrump can go in there and tear him
up. But I think this preliminarything. I think if Trump's smart,
he'll just let Biden sit there andkind of run the thing. I think,
just for a psychological thing. Thisway, when I have to worry
about having to deal with somebody elsein there, if Trump, you know,

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basically just jumps on him and Bidenjust freaks out and freezes up.
Hey, what about this? Whatabout this? This theory? Instead of
replacing Joe Biden, what if themove is to replace Kamala So because obviously
Joe Biden is going to struggle ina if he were to get re elected

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allegedly he it'd be hard to imaginehim making another four years up there.
What if the move is to replaceher with somebody like Hillary or Gavin Newsom
or mayor Pete. She's too historicallysignificant, I think to do that just

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for the some reason she's the firstwoman vice president. I don't know if
they'd really want to kind of,you know, ruffle people's feathers on that,
and you know, there's a lotof people that you know, supporting
her just because of the fact thatshe's the first female. I don't know,
it could risky there. Well,you could always promise her something really
big. You could say, look, you step asigned, so we can

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slip Hillary in here, and whenwe're all re elected, we're gonna put
you on the Supreme Court. Ithink she I mean, if they you
know, if she really just wantedthe Democratic Party to win and knew that,
you know, putting that wild cardin there, knowing that truly that
Biden won't step down, you knowthat, and she really thinks that he's

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not gonna win, knowing like yousaid, that somebody else in there that
would possibly be taking the reins thatyou know, maybe she would, but
it would it would really have tobe her, And I just I don't
see her really doing that. ButI mean that would probably be the best
option, is if she if shevolunteered to convince him. But I now,
like I said, if if hehas a bad you know, debate,

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you know, they're gonna really tryto convince him to step down.
But I think if he if hefeels like he did good and CNN and
all these ones talking about how hewon the debate and how good he was
and how he he just jumped onthe Trump and and really just you know,
took took control of the situation,you know that, that would probably
just build his self esteem up.No matter what they said, he probably

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he wouldn't step down, I think. So I'm hoping that he does.
I hope, I hope he youknow, he gets up there and they
get him fired up and he hehe you know, he's able to do
what he needs to do this way, you know, and then like I
said, then Trump can get himon the back end, right, you
know, after he gets after Bidengets the nomination and there's no turning back,
then then Trump can turn around andtear him up at the back,

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you know when it you know,it'd be almost like the closing statements of
a trial where that then Trump canmake his case at the very end,
just before everybody gets ready to vote. That's really where it's gonna matter,
is that last debate. So Ithink Trump should just kind of bow down
and let Biden just do his thing. And this way he don't have to
worry about dealing with somebody else thatyou know, might be more of a

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challenge to him. So that's kindof my opinion. Like I said,
I'm kind of rooting for Biden atthis point just for that reason. All
Right, Well, hey, thankyou for sharing that. All right,
you have a great day, youtoo, Thank you very much for your
phone call. I might have toreplace my small backs boutique conspiracy theory with
the new one, which would bethat the move will be to replace Kamala

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with somebody who will become president prettyrapidly. If there's a second term two
five one four seven nine two seventwo three. The telephone number that's two
five one four seven nine two seventwo three. Email address, Uncle Henry
at iHeartMedia dot com. That's UncleHenry at iHeartMedia dot com. Now,

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I don't know if it was lastweek. There was one I think might
have been Friday. Longtime caller Buffordcalled in and made some statement on the
program that our country peaked in thenineteen nineties, peaked in the nineties.
That confused me because that would havebeen the time of the Clintons. I

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think Beauford. I think I've gotBuford calling in to explain himself with a
voice message. At least, Ithink that's what it is, well obvious

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a technical issue. Now let metry to see is this the message aint
of this? Henry liked to clarifyon when I said that the society peaked
in the nineties. First off,now, the Clinton years were not our
peak. The Clinton years, Henrywas the match that lit the dumpster fire

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we now find ourselves sitting in.What I meant, Henry was society in
general. Things were more affordable,There was medical technological had advanced to where
it was. Medicine was really reallygood. As a matter of fact,
Henry, I've had to go tothe doctor several times now that I'm getting

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the old and when you go,they don't say the doctor will be here
shortly to see you. It's theprovider. Because you ain't gonna see it
doctor, Henry. You gonna seesome dag. I'm glorified nurse. Oh
by the way, I'll unpaulse yourmessage view for the moment. But is
there uh, you know, whenthings pop up. There are a lot

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of issues that I wonder why wecan't figure out because it seems like people
at every end of the political spectrumwill agree that there's something wrong. Have
we not? Why can't we figureout a better method for medical care in
the country. And I'm not callingfor socialized medicine at all, but I

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remember people complaining about medical care beforeObamacare, and then we get Obamacare people
still complaining about it. Is thereno way we can figure that out?
All right? Anyway, back toBelford and Henry. Back in the nineties,
when I'd go to the doctor,I was a lot younger, which

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was very rare. I'd say adoctor, we had air conditioning, we
did have the modern conveniences of societythat we have now, but we did
not have all the technology and wherewe are living in a dag gum surveillance
state that we are now. Peoplecouldn't be canceled like they are now,

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you know, people, we didn'thave the dag gum transgenderisms in these and
days and all that other nonsense.Society wise, Henry, it was just
a lot better, it really was. And you know, Henry, that
dawned on me when I was watchinga documentary of them interviewing the elderly in

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the nineties, and they would addeach one of them if they would go
back to when they were in theirtwenties with to put them in the thirties
and forties, and they all said, heck no, we like our air
conditioning and modern medicine is what we'vegot now. Right then, Henry,
this documentary just supposed it with youngpeople now, elderly people now, and

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they all said they'd go back tothe eighties and nineties in a New York
minute. But that's what I meant, Henry, And this borsemail get a
little bit long, and I'll callback with some more thoughts on what you
wanted me to expand the pond.You have a good name. It's seventy
ten times seper traffic from The UncleHenry Show, News Radio seven ten WNTM

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at it's five fifty new headlines comingup in ten minutes. Coming up in
the next segment of The Uncle HenryShow, right after six o'clock, I'm
going to share with you probably thewildest voicemail I've ever received in the history
of the program, ld telling astory from his teenage years that when I

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heard the story, I thought,why did he wait so many years to
call that story in anyway? Thatis coming up after six o'clock here on
news radio seven to ten WNTM.Hello, Color, Hey, O,
how you doing, Snake trapper doinggood? What is up with you?
I ain't nothing to do it,Uncle Henry. Oh man, I've read
an article it was probably about twoand a half three weeks old, where

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a Indonesian woman, mother of threecome up missing Uncle Henry. Yeah,
and they come to find out thefarmers found a huge twenty foot python in
the area that had a big notin it. So they killed the python
and cut it open, and unfortunately, the mother of three was in the

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belly of that snake, Uncle Henry, and it was just horrible. And
uh, man, I want togive kudos to Florida, Uncle Henry,
because it's a matter of time beforeyou're gonna hear a story like it in
Florida. But they they've done realgood by putting bounties owned these pythons there
and they got people coming out ofthe woodwork trying to keep that population down.

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And it's a good thing, UncleHenry, because like I said,
it's a matter of time for thatthat happens in Florida. Hey, what
so in nature in Florida, whatare the pythons eating? Now? What?
Natural? What? What? Ordinarycreatures of Florida are getting wiped out
by the new species of snake,Uncle Henry. Every population, all the

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mammals population have declined. Uh thealligator population is actually declining. And it
is all strictly because of the python, the toons, I mean, possums,
wild boar, the deer, Imean, everything is declining in Florida,
and it is strictly because of theinvasive species that's Asian snake, you

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know, that Burmese python, onHenry, and that's what's doing it.
They're they're eating them, but Floridais getting a hold of it, and
it's a good thing. Hey,have you thought, have you thought of
taking vacation and going down there andgetting some Henry. I would love it.
I would love to get an inviteby a trapper to go down there,
and uh yeah, I mean Icould set my vacation pretty much when
I when I you know, whenI need to. But if I get

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an invite on Henry, I willspend a week down there. And I
would love to get some footage of, you know, catching a sixteen or
eighteen foot python. I want tobe the one that tries to grab the
head though up so it gets totell it would be fun. But now
a snake that big, you cannotlet it bite you. They gat half
inch teats and they all raise asharp you know if he hit an order,

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you will bleed to death from them. Hey, so you said eighteen
feet, Now is that the topthe top length? Or to the Are
they mostly smaller than that? They'remostly smaller that, uncle Henry. But
Burmese python in the wild will notstop growing until it dies. It will
grow forever. So they will getbigger if they live longer. So man,

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Like I said, Man, Floridaneeds to stay on top of it,
because it's a matter of time beforewe're gonna hear that type of news
here. Well, well, SnakeTrapper, thank you for giving us something
to have a nightmare about tonight.All right, No, Henry, if
I dream about him, I'm gonnajust dream about having a big old meal.
That's a good now. See youcan turn it into a positive.

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Yes, Oh yes, sir.If they gonna eat me, I would
definitely eat them. Very good.Snake Trapper, thank you, Yes,
every buddy, you have a goodday. There he goes the snake tramper.
That'd be a wonderful to go withSnake Trafford to go try and get
pythons in the Everglades. And let'ssay I've got an email from Ben Griffing.

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Let me go to the email inbox. The email from Ben Griffing has
a news story attached to it,and the email reached dear Uncle. Between

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this now and the small circus Isaw trying to keep those in the stands
awake of the Bay Bears games,it seems semi pro tidly winks would be
a more exciting sport to watch thantoday's organized baseball. But I must say,
if they have to drug the fans, they missed a great marketing opportunity

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to sell doped pickles. And whathe's referring to as a story about how
the Portland baseball team has become thefirst sports team to legally sell THC products
during the games, there are thePortland Pickles. The Portland Pickles will start

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selling marijuana based products during their PortlandPickles baseball games. Is it's gone everywhere,
isn't it. It's going everywhere?And the American people, for whatever
it is about current reality, peopleseem to be desperate to escape our current

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reality and they want to go tothese baseball games and eat marijuana pickles.
Ben, thank you very much foryour email email address, Uncle Henry,
and iHeartMedia dot com. By comingup news headlines from Fox and then after
that, I think the wildest voicemailI've ever received. That's all coming up

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on the Uncle Henry Show after thebreak, Uncle Henry's show here on news

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radio seven to ten WNT. Andthank you so much for listening to the
Uncle Henry Show. Now in thishalf hour of the show, some voicemail,
maybe a news item or two.Right now, I'm going to do
what I promised, and I'm goingto play a voicemail from LD. This
is one of the wildest voicemails thatI've ever received in the history of the

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Uncle Henry Show. And it's certainlyone of the most fascinating LD voicemails that
he's ever phoned in in the historyof LD voicemail. Now, this voicemail
will contain a story from LD's childhoodand it's it's and also it's a it's

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a bit of mobile bar history forthose bar historians. I know there's a
lot of a lot of mobile drinkersthat try to be amateur historians about mobile
bars and watering holes. This isthis is something that will excite the mobile
drinking historians. By the way,if you'd like to leave a voicemail like

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the one I'm about to play,the voicemail numbers two five, one seven
zero six two eight five five twofive one seven zero six bull the voicemail
number. So let me go aheadand get to it. Here is one
of the wildest voicemails ever phoned into the Uncle Henry Show. Hey,

(35:55):
Uncle Henry, l D. Imight go tell you this. I haven't
told anybody this in a long time, and it's about the funniest starring thing
that ever happened to me in mylife. But it was good. You
could be a bar down there atthe Loop. They had a machine gun
up on the wall as a gangsterof the strip bars what it was.

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But I mean they'd let anybody inthere, Uncle Henry. I mean,
if you had money, you couldgo in there. And at seventeen or
sixteen years old, we would goin there. We go in there and
watch him girls dance, and youknow, you didn't have any money to
give him, but you could buythe beer. And the owner of that
place, he could not care less. Well men, a friend of mine

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were And I'm pausing just for amoment. I'm pausing here just to say
that I don't see I'm not abar and watering hole historian. So I
have no idea the establishment that ldis talking about. They're at somewhere where
women stripped near the Loop. Ihave no clue what he's talking about.

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If you, if you can identifyit, let me know again. Two
five to one seven zero six bulltwo five one seven zero six two eight
five five or you can email meuncle Henry at iHeartMedia dot com. So
back to the message, LD atage sixteen or seventeen years old going into

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what was a bar where women tooktheir clothes off in the Loop area.
Yeah, and you know you didn'thave any money to give them, but
you could buy the beer. Andthe owner of that place, he could
not care less. Well, meand a friend of mine went in there
one night. I got to tellyou this that my dad, he had
a proclivity for women. He'd beenmarried many many times and divorce as many

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times as that. But We're inthere and we're drinking beer, and I'm
on my second beer. For damn, a little sixteen year old. That's
a lot of beer. But I'msitting there watching that girl dance, and
I'm not thinking anything about it,really, just the girl, you know,
taking her clothes off. And allof a sudden, my friend hits
me in the shoulder. He goes, hey right, what he goes,

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hey right, he goes that's yourmama. He's your mama. Been dancing
all right? All right, Justto pause here already, this is territory.
We've this territory we've never gone intoin the history of the On Cleanery
Show. Now for you, thelistener that has been critical of LD over

(38:31):
the years. Maybe you've heard himover the years and you have not appreciated
his attitude toward I don't know,people being on the government dole, whatever
it might be. This now you'rehearing about the formation of LD, the
childhood of LD. All right,so let me back up here. His
friend telling him, Hey, that'syour mama up there. Beer. But

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I'm sitting there watching that girl danceand I'm not thinking anything about it.
Really, let me get the girl, you know, taking her clothes off,
and all of a sudden, myfriend hits me in the shoulder.
He goes, hey, what what? He goes, hey what? He
goes, that's your mama. He'syour mama up there dancing. Then I

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lived up Uncle Henry and I madeeye contact and she did not recognize me.
It was like my father's third orfourth wife. Well, come to
find out, Uncle Henry trying tofind out this woman he married. She
get up every night at about teno'clock and she said she had to go

(39:37):
to work, and she was atelephone operator. And I guess that was
Belle's back Then to know that shewas a stripper, and so to this
day, every time I think aboutit, I crack on laughing when my
best friend tells me on the showthat says, look, that's your mama

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up there stripping. W I don'tknow if it was a third or as
boy's wife, but that relationship didn'tlast long after I told him that,
because he come up there and hecaught her at it, and that was
the end of that. But man, we went to every bar in this
town. I could tell you astory about every bar in this town.

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I had a problem, or Ihad fun, or it was something.
But back then, it was adifferent time, Uncle Henry. They didn't
care. No one cared how oldyou were, as long as you had
a dollar in you fucking all right, Elder, First of all, LD,
thank you very much for sharing this, this very intimate detail of your
life about seeing your dad's third orfourth wife taking her clothes off in a

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bar. And yes, for theyounger listener, I don't know. I
guess if you're a younger listener onnews radio seventen what in your fifties.
One of the reasons that this couldhave taken place LD drinking at age sixteen

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or seventeen. At this local bar, ld explained that the owner didn't care.
As long as you had cash,you didn't care what your age was.
But if I remember correctly, I'mtrying to remember way Bank, the
drinking age in Alabama used to be. Was it eighteen for beer and nineteen

(41:29):
for hard stuff? It was,I can't remember because it's been all those
years back, but it was nottwenty one. Twenty one was relatively a
new thing, and I think thefederal government was trying to get states to
go to twenty one, and probablywithholding highway money or something if you didn't

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raise your drinking age something like that. I don't remember the details on that
either, but I do remember thatthe drinking age was either eighteen or nineteen,
and I remember it must have beennineteen because I remember teenagers would drive
to Mississippi to buy beer because youcould get beer at age eighteen in Mississippi,

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and I think he had to waittill nineteen. Anyway, it was
not twenty one. So if youlooked close to eighteen or nineteen, a
lot of establishments would go ahead andserve you in Alabama and specifically in Mobile
If so anyway, that explains orcould explain why LD and the owner didn't

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care. But LD thanks again forthe story of seeing your step mama accidentally
seeing step mama taking her clothes offin an establishment, so you think,
well, look, anyway, there'smore after the break. More unc Clenary's
show after the break here on newsRadio seventy ten WNTM. Uncle Henry Show,

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News Radio seventy ten WNTM. Wehave news headlines coming up in ten
minutes here on the Uncle Henry Show. Now, before we get there,
I have another bar voicemail from LDthe Mad Trucker, and I want to
get to this now because in thelast few shows I had some calls from

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Buford where Buford was reminiscing about livingvery close to a donphin Island Parkway nightclub,
and Buford was talking about a asa youngster, how entertaining it was
having this nightclub near Beufford's house,and he would talk about people driving bias

(44:07):
house and going into the ditch andall kind of stuff. Anyway, LD,
you just heard in the first messagethat LD has a master's degree in
mobile bar ology, and LD hasa call here for Buford about these DP
bars or bar. Hey, UncleHenry, this message just for Suford.

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I talked to my friend that livedon the Parkway all his life, and
he said that the Parkway Inn wasright across from the Zebra, the Zebra
Lounge, and I remember the Parkwayin I never went in there out of
all the bars on VIP because myuncle Dan said if I ever went in

(44:51):
there, I'd come out in apine box. I mean, you didn't
even go in there. There wassome rough customers went into the Parkway Lounge.
The point I was talking about.I found out what it was.
It was Kermits. It was agas station slashed beer joint right next to
the right, you know, withinwalking distance of the post office. And

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my dad used to take me downthere, and that's where he paid all
his bills. See, he'd leaveme there and then he just drink and
drink and drink and drink, andhe'd always come out with his bills paid.
I never could understand that, butyep, that's where it was.
Kermits one. If he's ever beenthere, Uh, you shoot a lot
of craps in there, and uh, there was a lot of lot of

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a lot of heavy drinking went onthere. I mean you walked in there,
you smelled alcohol. I mean itwas bad. But yeah, my
man took me in there all thetime as a child. All right,
so LD's dad taking him to KermitsKermits. All right. Anyway, Buford,
that was out there for you.Voicemail number two five seven zero six

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bull to five one seven zero sixtwo eighty five five speaking of Buford.
Here is a call from Beuford,directed this time to snake Trapper, and
they say, here's bufferd Henry.I've got a question for snake Trapper.
Henry. I got a family ofarmor dealers that have taken up residents underneath

(46:22):
my house. First off, myhouse sits up about maybe a foot and
a half two feet off the groundwith those concrete block pillars all throughout.
Yeah. First off, am Iin any danger of these armor dealers burring
under my support structures in my house, in my house collapsing? All right?

(46:44):
That would be wow? Okay,that is a fear of your home
being destroyed by armadillos. If so, that's just poor for the course.
And this here Democrat run economy we'rein as far as the luck's been running
lately. But anyway, how doI trap these, and I'd like to

(47:05):
get ask Snake Trapper here's opinions ifhow I could get these Arma dealers trapped.
Also, by the way, Iused to run into Armadilla's every now
and again. I haven't seen onein a few years. Still see possums
quite frequently, but I don't seethe same number of Armadillas. I've got

(47:27):
an Armadaler trap in on order,supposedly precented with the Arma dealer scent made
out of wood. Did I wastemy money, mister snake Trapper. But
anyway, any advice the Snake Trapperhas I would highly highly appreciate it.

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And uh, Henry, I feelfree to pass on my contact information to
the snake Trapper if you'd liked todiscuss this issue. Indeed, Tail,
if he'd be so kind. Ohokay, all right, well I well,
I guess it was last week.I had a listener reach out that
needed Snake Trapper's help and we connectedhim to Snake Trapper, and Snake Trapper

(48:12):
made an emergency run to try andfind the some type of rogue gecko.
Now I've got to connect snake Trapperwith Beauford and my number is this.
Please don't put it on the air. Two five all right, well I'll
stop there. I'll stop there,all right, Buford offering his telephone number

(48:37):
to the Snake Trapper. So wenow see this is this will be a
wonderful talk show moment for me asa host if I could somehow get a
some type of collaboration with Buford andthe Snake Trapper on this Armadilla thing.
See and I work on ninety fiveKSJ and country music is filled with collaboration.

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You have Jelly Roll doing a duetwith Landy Wilson, you have Jason
al Dean doing a duet with CarrieUnderwood, all these different collaborations. Now
the possibility of a collaboration between theSnake Trapper and Buford looking forward to it,
Well, Beautford, thank you,I will I'll pass that on.

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We'll have to see what happens,all right. That is all the time
I have in this episode of theOn Climber Show. You can find previous
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listening, As they say in Sarahland, have a good one and, as
they say in Theodore, take iteasy, all right later