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Here on news Radio seventy ten WNTM.
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Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I appreciate very much you listening to the Uncle Henry's Show.
It is a pleasure. It is a pleasure to be
here with you. I enjoy spending time with you. I
also enjoy I just enjoy showing up here, having the
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a little free coffee provided by the employer. Just a
wonderful situation. I hope it doesn't sound like I'm bragging.
Thank you again for listening to the Uncle Henry Show.
And here we are again together once again, me and
you trying to figure out what is going on in
the world around us. And we've got plenty to try
and figure out. There's so much wild stuff going on.
What is going on? We can figure it out together.
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Telephone number two five one four seven nine two seven
two three. That's two five one four seven nine two seven.
Email address Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dot com. That's Uncle
Henry at iurheartmedia dot com. There have been developments, yes, today,
there's been some developments in this Big Creek Lake thing
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which I couldn't figure out. We'll get to it, not
right now, but we'll get to it now. I couldn't
figure out why the city council, Why would the Mobile
City council want to throw some gasoline on this big lake,
big Creek Lake issue. We'll get into that later in
the hour here on news radio seven to ten WNTM,
these Big Creek Lake developments. But I wanted to mention
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to you just some personal business, some personal stuff in
my life. I hope you don't mind. I don't know why,
but I feel I feel strangely close to you today,
You the Listener. I don't know why. I just feel
like I want to open up to you and be
vulnerable with you, You the Listener. I just feel some
type of connection with you today. I don't know what
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it is. Maybe it's our years of friendship to get
but I want to ask you some stuff. Maybe you
can give me some advice. Now, my beautiful wife, yes,
I got married back in April. My beautiful wife is
celebrating her birthday tomorrow. Yes, indeed, happy birthday to my
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beautiful wife Michelle, celebrating her birthday tomorrow. But she is
one of those type of folks that believes that the
birthday should be extended beyond today, and should I don't
know it's and maybe even more than a week. It's
just going to be a lot of birthday talk during
the month of September in my life. But happy birthday
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to my wife, Michelle. What a wonderful woman. But I
need your advice here. I have advice. I need advice
from men that have been married a lot longer than me.
Now I've just we just got married back in April,
still newly weds. Now, you men that have been married
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for many many years. My wife has been saying, leading
up to her birthday. Her birthday is tomorrow. She's been
leading up to this saying, don't get me anything for
my birthday. That's what she's been telling me. She's been
telling me, don't get me anything from her birthday. Don't
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buy me anything from her birthday. She's been very she's
been very firm about this, very firm about this. Don't
give me anything, don't buy me anything for my birthday. Now, men,
is this a tramp?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Is this a trap?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Is this a trap that's been laid? Does she mean it?
This is something that I think men that have been
married for many many years might be able to help
me with two five one four seven nine two seven
two three The telephone number is the Has a trap
been laid? Is this a trap? Or does she really
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mean it? I feel like see disadvantage only being married
since since April. I don't have all the necessary data
to figure this one out. But is this is this
a trap? If I do as I've been told, will
it backfire? Or if I go against what I've been told?
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Will that backfire? This is very This is kobe Yashi
maruish in my life. So if you have any advice
for me, please two five, one, four, seven nine, two
seventy two three. Now one of the things that we're
going to do on her birthday. Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I want to share another personal thing with you. Somebody,
we've been invited to a wedding. We're gonna have to
go to a wedding. Somebody is holding a wedding when
Alabama's playing, Auburn's playing University of South Alabama Jags are playing,
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and somebody is what is wrong with people? What is
wrong with all these weddings on Saturdays during SEC football?
What is going on with these people? Is it just
bad parenting? They weren't raised properly? Is it just is
it almost taught and learned narcissism in our society?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
All right? Look, maybe I've got some advice here.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Hello Color, Hello, Hello, you are live on the radio.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Pam Glendry spamby the barber. How you doing?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
I'm doing good? What what's you guy?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
For me?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Well? I've been married twice twenty five years both times,
and I can tell you when a woman says that
she doesn't want you to buy anything, she doesn't want
you to buy anything?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
All right? But can I trust you?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
You can trust me?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Are you sure?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
But let me tell you what I called. First of all,
I've been listening for a long time. I haven't been
able to call in for a long time because I'm
a full time caregiver, and whenever I'm listening to you,
I'm on the road and I can't.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
All right, lady, I'm sorry, I'm up on the break.
Can you hang on?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Right, good, thank you? Hang on. But I'm being told
that this is not a trick, this is not a trap.
Back with more after the break.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, Well, before I go on to what I really
called about, let me just finish up. Usually, when a
woman says that to her husband, I can tell you
from personal experience, it means that you have taken well
care her and she wants for nothing. So she feels like,
you know, you couldn't possibly buy her anything else. She
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is content. So that is telling you that you have
been a good husband.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
All right, Well, now, thank you. That's that's a wonderful
thing to hear. That is a wonderful thing to hear. Now,
what did you really what did you really call about?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I'm not really called about. I have been dying for
a year now. Well ever since you got Walton and
Johnson on, I cannot stand that show. I just want
to pull my hair out. Those guys are rude, crude,
vulgar and irritating. I hate them and I'm sorry I'm
getting emotional here. You could put Old we runs of
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rush on and I would be happy those guys. Can
you not find something better to put on at that hour?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Did you get that out there?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I will tell I will take your complaint to management,
and I will, and now I don't know that there's
anything that will be done, but I will take your
complaint to management about Walter and Johnstein.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh man, I just oh gosh, it is irritating. But
and then the other thing I wanted to tell you was,
you know, last year you forgot to announce it, and
I noticed that this year you have not announced it.
But last year you missed Constitution Week. It's the seventeenth
to the twenty third, and you didn't even announce it
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last year. And I'm I'm calling to the mind listeners
that there is Constitution Week coming up. It's the seventeenth
through the twenty third.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Okay, now, thank you for telling me about that. I
will make sure that the Constitution gets some respect during
Constitution Week.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I called about Walton and Johnson
and Constitution Week.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
All right, well, thank you so much for calling. I
appreciate hearing from you.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
All right, well you have a lovely evening.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
You too, Thank you, lady for your phone call. Walton
and Johnston is the morning show on news Radio seventy
ten WNT. And I believe that I can't remember the
exact adjectives this let used. I think disgusting, I think irritating.
She used that. I think she used disgusting as well.
So if you've never heard it, maybe you can check
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it out and let me know. Is she right? Is
the lady right? Two five one, four, seven nine three
the telephone number?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Hello caller.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Uncle Henry.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Yes, sir, with all due respect to that last caller. Yes, sir,
you just got the worst advice that you could get.
Oh really, really, I've been married forty plus years, yes,
for the same woman, and that I wouldn't call that
a what'd you call it a test?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Now I called it a trap.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
No, no, no, it's not a trap. It's test. This
is her first birthday since y'all been married. That's true,
and you need to get her something and uh and
she might actually mean that she doesn't want anything, but
when it comes time, she's going to be very disappointed.
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If you don't get her anything. She won't say anything
to you, but don't get her something.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Okay, all right, well sir, this is what I knew
I needed. I needed somebody that had the years you've
put your time in, so you know these things.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
I've definitely put my time as a life sentence.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Well it's supposed to be.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Well, sir, thank you an any other advice in that arena?
Speaker 8 (12:41):
That's it. She'll do it for every holiday. No fall
for it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Okay, sir, thank you very much for your phone call.
No problem, there we go two fine one four seven
nine two three the telephone number here on the Uncle
Henry Show.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Hello caller Uncle Henbry. Yes, sir, have you have you
lost your mind? How? How trained are you? Not already?
I don't so you're the first collar incorrect, your second
collar spot on? So let me ask you a question.
If your new bride looked at you and said, okay,
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really no, I'm fine do you do you think she's
really okay and fine?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
No, I do not believe she's really okay and fine.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Yeah, exactly if she looked at you and said, no,
I'm not mad, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yes, yeah, you're right, I'm hearing you.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yes, are you catching on?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I am okay. So here's what you do. This is
this her first married birthday with you?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
It is okay. Do you know where Three Georges Is?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I certainly do.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Okay, You go get a nice flower arrangement from some
place you go to Three joy Is. You get some
chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
You get a nice birthday card and a gift certificate
to someplace like Vivian's Nails or a pedicure and a manicure.
And you say, now, I didn't get you anything. Okay,
I didn't get you anything. All I got you was
some flowers, some strawberries, and a little opportunity for you
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to enjoy a spa moment. It's not a present. It's
not a gift, right, that is true? Yes, because a
gift would be you know a canoe, that is yes,
you know a kayak? Yeah that you know? Yeah, here's it.
Now on the top ten things you don't want to
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give her. You ready, yes, a rod and reel, right, right,
don't give her a rod and reel and uh you know, well,
I'll just leave it that. There are other collars that
have probably better advice. But under no circumstances do you
come to that birthday empty handed. As a matter of fact,
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it needs to be on the kitchen table with a
morning cuff of coffee. If she indulges in coffee pre
prepared by you, very good. You want the bonus, You
want the bonus, pew pool, and I'll let you go
on this, yes, please, please, all right, all right, her birthday,
you make the bed, you unload or load the dishwasher,
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and do your own laundry. Now you're talking to a
guy that took his wife to Paris proposed under the
Eiffel Tower at midnight. We've been together twenty five years.
I'm not you know, I'm not crazy. I'm a little
bit of a hopeless romantic. But I make the bed
every day, I make her coffee every day, I unload
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the dishwasher or I load the dishwasher, and I do
my own laundry. I am what you refer to as
a perfectly trained husband.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
All right, but probably happily happily.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Married, fully trained, fully trained. As a result, she lets
me have a twenty one foot center console and a sailboat.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
All right, I to go.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I got a bird dog and shotguns. Okay, it's a
good trade.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
It's you figured it out. You figured it out.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I'm trying to help you, Uncle Henry.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
And you did. All right, Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Give certificate to Vivian's. You'll be set. It needs to
be about a hundred bucks though.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
All right, I'll keep all of that in mind. Thank you, sir,
Thank you so much for helping me.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
You bet all right?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
All right, there it goes. All right. This was good listeners,
thank you for that. I appreciate that bear very much.
I know you wanted to hear all kind of political stuff,
and we'll still there's still time to get into that
because the politicians are always screwing things up. That is
a constant throughout humanity. All Right, we have news headlines
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coming up, and then more Uncle Henry's show here on
news radio seven ten WNTM. It says, the Uncle Henry
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Show on News Radio seven ten WNTM. It is five
thirty five telephone number two five one four seven nine
two seven two three. That's two five one four seven
nine two seven two three. Now, before I get into
any of the big Creek lake stuff or anything else,
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I do have a caller waiting.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Hello caller, hell O, man, how you doing, Snake.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Trapper, snake trapper? You are live on the radio, Hendry.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Them last two callers, Man was one hundred percent fight on.
I mean, when a woman tells you she don't want
you to get her nothing, that means she don't want
you to go out and buy no expensive diamond rings
or no slippers or ear rings or even a moo moo.
But Uncle Henry, it definitely does. It means do nothing
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like that, gentleman said.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
The thing to do would be to take.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Her to one of her favorite restaurants, and that morning,
as early as you can, have her a nice bouquet
of flowers, preferably you know, once, the kind that she likes.
And in them flowers have a little free honeydew card
in there, Uncle Henry. And for them folks out there
that don't know what that is, it's a little card
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that for a set time, maybe over the next month
or so, she can come to you and say, honey,
do this, and you have to do it, regardless of
what it is, whether it's to be somebody up or
to plant bushes or maybe even snuggle with her all night.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Now wait, now, wait a second, Wait a second. Now,
has your wife told you during your marriage to go
beat someone up? Is this something that has happened in
your marriage where your wife says, you know what I
want for my birthdays? You go down three houses down
and knock this guy's block off, Uncle Henry.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
She has never wanted me to do that, but she's
definitely used it to snuggle all night. Right, But now
I don't think she'd want me to assault anybody.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
The gest is is you can't tell her no. Whatever
she wants to use that honeydew card on, you know,
you gotta do it. I mean, that's part of it.
And it just shows her that you're willing to do
whatever it takes and stand behind your honeydew card.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
So it's a good idea. Wives love honeydew cards.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Okay, Well, thank you now, Snake Trevor. This is something
I've not thought of, so thank you for that. You've
added to the excellent advice I've already received, Yes, sir.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
I mean I try to be careful when I give
mine honeydew cards of Henry. But one thing I do know,
probably about our third year of marriage, for her birthday,
I got her a moss Bird five hundred day shotgun.
And that didn't go too well.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Oh it didn't.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
I had no, sir, she didn't. She didn't like the shotgun.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
And I still have that shotgun today. You that, and
she's never hunted with it or has ever fired it.
So but yeah, man, the honeydew card in a bouquet
of flowers and taking her to a restaurant on nter
h man, I'm telling you she will love that.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
All right. Well, Snake Trapper, God bless you. Thank you
for the wonderful advice.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yes, sir, buddy, you take care all right.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
There he goes the Snake Trapper a honeydew card where
he gives the example of me beating someone up for her.
There's more to this. There's got he said that didn't happen,
But there's more to this, so we'll have to examine
that in future. Snake Trapper. Now, I mentioned that there
were a few developments in the Big Creek Lake thing
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going on today now Tuesday. At the Mobile City Council meeting,
I was surprised when a couple of the city council
members decided that they wanted to give their opinions on
Big Creek Lake. In the fight going on at Big
Creek Lake. Both of the council members will not be
there for the next term. One of them decided not
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to run again and the other one got whoped in
the election. Now, Joel Daves, I won't play all of
his remarks for you again, but he said he wanted
all mobilions to know. In case you didn't see those
remarks of Joel Daves, he wanted everybody, all the mobilions
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to know that if Big Creek Lake has problems caused
by citizens voting on it, that all of the customers
of malls are going to have to pay higher prices
for their water. And he said that we need to
keep our eye on Big Creek Lake and that you
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need to be keeping your eye on any of the
politicians that are taking up the side of the people
that want to vote on Big Creek Lake. That was
what Joel Davis was saying in his remarks and then
William Carroll jumped in to suggest that it be annexed.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
I didn't expect to hear that today, but I wholeheartedly agree.
There is no other municipality around that has the resources
to clean up the lake if something goes wrong. I
think that's what he's trying to tell you.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't think that is what he was selling.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
Are going to be the ones who carry the burden
if we have to clean up the lake. I can
really say what I want to say now.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
He can say what he wants to say now, because
he got whooped in the election.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
If it needs be, the City of Mobil needs to
annex all the way out and take that lake, and
we need to be responsible for it, because it seems
like nobody else truly really wants to be responsible for
it in a matter that needs to be taken care of,
all right.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
So that is William the city council. When William Carroll
talking about we need to go out and we need
to look at annexing Big Creek Lake. So this morning,
County Hudson, the County commissioner, not going to be mayor
not yet anyway, but the County commissioner, County Hudson released
a statement today reads as follows. As the elected representative
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for Mobile County Commission District Too, I stand firm in
opposition to any proposed annexation attempts of Big Creek Lake
and the contiguous nine thousand acres surrounding the lake property
by the City of Mobile without the consent of the
affected property owners. Recent comments by representatives on the Mobile
City Council regarding a potential Big Creek Lake annexation attempt,
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alongside past annexation efforts supported by the City of Mobile,
have reignited deep concerns among my constituents. I've heard directly
from residents in the Tanner, Williams and Simms area communities
who voiced strong opposition to such efforts and the fear
of land use changes without local input. These communities have
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made it clear they do not wish to be absorbed
into the City of Mobile, nor do they support the
annexation of Big Creek Lake and adjacent property. Westmobile County
is home to several rural communities that value independence, access
to natural resources in strong community bonds. The residents of
these areas deserve a voss in determining the future of
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their homes and land. It's imperative that any actions considered
regarding Big Creek Lake annexation respect the vosses and rights
of those who live in and around the area and
do not circumvent the democratic will of the people. I
urge the City of Mobile and Moss to reconsider any
annexation plan and engage an open dialogue with county residents
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and officials. The preservation of our communities, the protection of
our natural resources, and the request and the respect for
local governance must remain paramount. And that was from County
Commissioner County Hudson and then Lanyap reporting that somebody wanted
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to speak to the Mobile City Council next week about this,
and they have been told that they will not be
allowed to talk to the city council about this. Matthew Fraser,
I think was who ran for Mobile City Council District six.
Matthew Fraser tried to sign up to appear at the
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council meeting next week to respond to what William Carolyn
Joel Dave said, and the city Clerk's office said, no,
you cannot. He is not allowed to speak at the
council meeting, stating that the topic didn't qualify his official
city business. Now they talked about it. I mean, it's
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not on the agenda, but you had one city councilman
go out of his way to criticize what was going
on out there, telling mobilions they needed to keep their
eye on it, and criticized other politicians. Then the other
council member jumps in and says, you know what, maybe
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we need to consider annexing. But now you can't go
and talk about that. All right, Well this issue will
continue to be a flame. But it says the Uncle
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Henry show it it's five point fifty. We have news
headlines coming up in ten minutes. Let's see, before we
get to the news headlines, I got some voicemail. I
want to make sure that I have time to play
some of these voicemails. Let's see. I got one on
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the Big Creek Lake topic from Buford.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Henter review of the podcast and uh talking about the
Big Creek Flake situation. Joe Raiams, I fool Rick. I
don't believe there's been no boating out there on Big
Creek Lake.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
All right, Buford does not want you voting on Big
Creek Blake, bringing in all.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Kinds of invasive spacies and then after drinking water. But Henry, Uh,
you know, I find an interesting that they have the
council has mentioned annexed in that area. Henry, I was
talking to a retired politician from out that way that
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is still very well connected, and uh, he was telling
me that either the City of Mobile has bought or
they're planning to buy a couple thousand acres around Big
Creek Lake. Now, what in the world of the City
Mobile want to do that? First, Henry, I guarantee you
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there are some shenanigans afoot concerning Big Creek Lake being
perpetrated by the City of Mobile. We need to closely
monitor that situation. Anyway, you have a good day, all.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Right, Beautiford. Thing we will. I think everybody's closely monitoring
it now. And let's see more voicemail. I want to
make sure I get to there is an Alabama Crimson
Tide game this weekend. Roll tied Rowe. I've received a
message about this from Johnny Gwen.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Uncle Henry, it is Johnny Gwenn. I've been thinking about
the Alabama ULM game this weekend. Yes, I'm getting twenty
twenty three USF game vibes. They look the team looks sluggish.
Still going to either act together. In the lexicon of LB,
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the Matt Trucker, I laid some serious clams on ulm covering,
So just putting that out there. I hope I'm way
even if I lose a large amount of clowns. And then, uh,
I'm worried out. My friend Obama, big man. The season's
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gonna be tough, gonna be tough, But I hope for
the best. And but uh, I hope, uh I take
care of business. But I said, it doesn't happen. Number,
I'm gonna be all right, all right.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
You have a good one, all right, Johnny Gwen That
almost sounded like Johnny Gwenn calling in for therapy. Yes, Johnny,
if Alabama does lose, you'll be all right. We'll all
be all right. It'll stink and we won't like it.
It'll be all right, all right, let's see. Uh back
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to the boys, ma'am rolled huh.
Speaker 12 (30:47):
Sitting now here on the front porch, noon forty four
minutes past noon, enjoy this lovely ninety degree weather with
the fan blowing, putting a little bit of breeze across me.
I think I'm gonna get up here directly and go
to Walmart and need a few dry goods. Mama ran
out of rice, and that's all. That's never a good sign.
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Did you watch the football last night?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
I did not.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
The Philadelphia Eagles beat the Dallas Cowgirls. Philideffie's got about oh,
I don't know, purt near a dozen Alabama guys on
Their theme was glad to see. That made me long
for the days of when Nick Saban was the coach.
But I digress. At tickets to tomorrow night's game, I
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let number one in his bride have them. They're gonna
travel up to Tuscalosave. Like you said, that's six forty five.
That's a pretty late kick. Problem with going up to
one that late. It's the tad blame hotels. They want
to charge your arm in both legs to stay in
one yes during the football season, and I just don't
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think I'm up for a gun. I'm home at three
or four o'clock in the morning and then get back
up a couple hours later and going to church. I
spect I might fall asleep during the sermon, if you
know what I mean. But that's why I got the
big screen television to hear my lazy boy recliner. Enjoy
every minute of it.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Trou roll tid roll, sixty eight year old Chris. I
hope you enjoy the game in the recliner. If you're
not going to the game, inside a lazy boy recliner
is a wonderful way to enjoy the Crimson Tide. Now
I'm almost out of time. Somebody phoned this in right
to my voicemail as the show was starting.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
F f.
Speaker 13 (32:45):
Roll tide row tiro roll ti roll, oh firo gord.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Alright, I've had enough of that. Please don't please don't.
All right, never mind, I could spend about an hour
screaming about that. I'm gonna just let it go back
with more, back with more after the news break. As
the Uncle Henry Show continues on this lovely Friday.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
It says the Uncle Henry's Show.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Here on news Radio seventy ten WNTM, thank you for listening.
I appreciate it very much. Now, in this half hour
of Uncle Henry Show, going to get to some voicemail
messages and also some news items.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
If you'd like to leave.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Me a message, the number to do that is two
five one two one six nineteen seventy six. That's two
five one two one six, nineteen seventy six. That is
the number to leave a message for the Uncle Henry Show. Now,
there was a period of time earlier this summer. I
don't remember exactly when earlier this summer, but I feel
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like I feel like I had two weeks to two
weeks or a month where I was getting all kinds
of voicemails about raccoons. Yeah, get lots of raccoon voicemails,
many of them coming from Beuford, who claims that raccoons
have just been coming into his neighborhood in his yard,
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one after the other. I forget how many did. He
said that he has gotten over over this year already.
So anyway, I'm saying that because here we are in September,
and I've got a new raccoon call. So if you
don't mind, let me go to the Elk Clander Show voicemail.
Here is a new raccoon call from Beauford.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Henry.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I've called in several voicemails before about my ongoing bight
over with the raccoons. Yes, and I do believe I'm
up to eighteen I've trapped in kilts in my yard
and a little bit over a year, Henry, last night
on my game camera, I have been invaded, invaded by
four more raccoons. Henry there, Henry, I don't know if
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there is just a raccoon at general.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
No, wait, I'm pausing there, just to I'm an ignorant
man on many topics. If you've listened for any length
of time, you know that I have a deep reservoir
of ignorance that's within me and surrounds me. And raccoons.
All I know about them is you don't leave food out,
so Beufford, and I think you've told us you're not
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leaving food why your yard. If you're not leaving food
out and there's no access to food around your yard,
what are they doing? Why are they there? Rufford? Again,
I'm not an expert. I don't know if they're getting
their food elsewhere. And they just like the way you've
set things up. Maybe they appreciate the way you and
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your wife have decorated outdoors. Who knows, But why would
they do this if there's no food? Why do they
keep picking you, Beefford. It could be the sound of
your voice. They might like, maybe they want to be famous.
Maybe they know you're calling the show. I need a
way back to the voicemail. Raccoons continuing to inundate the
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Buford property camera.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I have been invaded, invaded by four more raccoons. Henry there, Henry.
I don't know if there is just a raccoon general
that is organizing strategic attacks upon my property.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
A raccoon general. Now, of course I visually imagined. I
didn't even want to visually imagine this, but my mind
automatically created a mental image of a raccoon dressed as
a general. The raccoon general. What kind of business? Now,
We've got a very famous gas station that has a beaver,
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you know, buck E's, which to me is a glorified
gas station. People go wild over that beaver, and they
just want their picture taken with the buck E's beaver
and all that kind of stuff. Is there a business
that could possibly build its brand around a raccoon general.
Now I don't know what the business would be. I
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have to think on that, but raccoon general. All right,
back to the message. A raccoon general is sending raccoon
troops into Beauford, Geord.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
That is organizing strategic attacks upon my property. But Henry,
for of them bag on critters done invaded my yard.
I guarantee you this, Henry, I'm about to I am
about to turn up my raccoon response. The police might be.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Called, Henry, the police.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
There's gonna be some loud noises, perhaps even an explosion
or two. You know me, Henry, I've blown stuff in
my yard up before.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yes, I remember that that. I've talked about that voicemail
for years now. The Buford Baufford's son when his son
was a little child, The child was afraid of a
stump in the yard or something, and Buford ended up
blowing up the stump at like midnight, went out there
with some type of explosive and actually blew up the stumpy.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Time to get the trapping out. We gotta get rid
of all four of these here critters.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
You have a good day, right, Beaufford. Still I need
an answer on the why your house is there? Is
there something really nice that raccoons would like about your yard? Oh?
One more quick. This is a very brief follow up
on this.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Here speaking of critters invading people's property. I heard doing
the borstmail reviewing the podcast The Patent Nelly had had
a kyote or fox or some sort of canine type
burman coming to his yard.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
That was Pat Nelly Midtown resident. Pat Nelly told us
a couple of weeks ago or last week that they fought.
I think it's a fox that is coming into his
yard here in Midtown burman come.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Into his yard. I do have live trap big enough
to trap coyotes. If Pat Nelly needs any assistance and
trapping any of them critters, I'll be more than having
to have them, only if it is the real Pat Nelly. Anyway, Henry,
you have.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
A good team, all right, Beaufford, thank you for that.
And I'll make sure I don't know that Pat Nelly
is listening right now. He once we get past six o'clock.
He's got all kind of different routines that he goes into.
You when when people reach a certain age, they like
their routines, and so Pat Nelly is in a nighttime routine.
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But I'll make sure he knows Beaufford that you're willing
to help him trap the fox. And I did see
the news item about Dauphin Island going to be trapping
and euthanizing some fire boxes on Dauphin Island. That's already
very controversial. People. People get very attached to wild animals,
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don't they. I've told you before. If you want to
see a movie about getting attached to wild animals, there's
a documentary called Grizzly Man. It's a it's weird. Werner Herzog,
I believe did this documentary, Grizzly Man. It is very weird,
but I was I found it compelling. The true life
(41:31):
documentary story a man that fell in love with bears
and it didn't end well. I don't want to spoil
it for you if you haven't seen the documentary, but
it does not. It doesn't turn out good for the
man that fell in love with bears and wanted to
live among them. All right, Beauford, thank you for the
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voicemails and the voice my number two five one two
one six nineteen seventy six. That's two five one two
one six, nineteen seventy six. If you're calling an older
voicemail number. I ain't getting those messages. I wish I could,
but I can't.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
I'd look.
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And here we are again together once again, me and
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the world around us. And we've got plenty to try
and figure out. There's so much wild stuff going on.
What is going on? We can figure it out together.
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Telephone number two five one four seven nine two seven
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Email address Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dot com. That's Uncle
Henry at iurheartmedia dot com. There have been developments, yes, today,
there's been some developments in this Big Creek Lake thing
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which I couldn't figure out. We'll get to it, not
right now, but we'll get to it now. I couldn't
figure out why the city council, Why would the Mobile
City council want to throw some gasoline on this big lake,
big Creek Lake issue. We'll get into that later in
the hour here on news radio seven to ten WNTM,
these Big Creek Lake developments. But I wanted to mention
(03:36):
to you just some personal business, some personal stuff in
my life. I hope you don't mind. I don't know why,
but I feel I feel strangely close to you today,
You the Listener. I don't know why. I just feel
like I want to open up to you and be
vulnerable with you, You the Listener. I just feel some
type of connection with you today. I don't know what
(03:56):
it is. Maybe it's our years of friendship to get
but I want to ask you some stuff. Maybe you
can give me some advice. Now, my beautiful wife, yes,
I got married back in April. My beautiful wife is
celebrating her birthday tomorrow. Yes, indeed, happy birthday to my
(04:19):
beautiful wife Michelle, celebrating her birthday tomorrow. But she is
one of those type of folks that believes that the
birthday should be extended beyond today, and should I don't
know it's and maybe even more than a week. It's
just going to be a lot of birthday talk during
the month of September in my life. But happy birthday
(04:42):
to my wife, Michelle. What a wonderful woman. But I
need your advice here. I have advice. I need advice
from men that have been married a lot longer than me.
Now I've just we just got married back in April,
still newly weds. Now, you men that have been married
(05:04):
for many many years. My wife has been saying, leading
up to her birthday. Her birthday is tomorrow. She's been
leading up to this saying, don't get me anything for
my birthday. That's what she's been telling me. She's been
telling me, don't get me anything from her birthday. Don't
(05:26):
buy me anything from her birthday. She's been very she's
been very firm about this, very firm about this. Don't
give me anything, don't buy me anything for my birthday. Now, men,
is this a tramp?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Is this a trap?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Is this a trap that's been laid? Does she mean it?
This is something that I think men that have been
married for many many years might be able to help
me with two five one four seven nine two seven
two three The telephone number is the Has a trap
been laid? Is this a trap? Or does she really
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mean it? I feel like see disadvantage only being married
since since April. I don't have all the necessary data
to figure this one out. But is this is this
a trap? If I do as I've been told, will
it backfire? Or if I go against what I've been told?
(06:39):
Will that backfire? This is very This is kobe Yashi
maruish in my life. So if you have any advice
for me, please two five, one, four, seven nine, two
seventy two three. Now one of the things that we're
going to do on her birthday. Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I want to share another personal thing with you. Somebody,
we've been invited to a wedding. We're gonna have to
go to a wedding. Somebody is holding a wedding when
Alabama's playing, Auburn's playing University of South Alabama Jags are playing,
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and somebody is what is wrong with people? What is
wrong with all these weddings on Saturdays during SEC football?
What is going on with these people? Is it just
bad parenting? They weren't raised properly? Is it just is
it almost taught and learned narcissism in our society?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
All right? Look, maybe I've got some advice here.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Hello Color, Hello, Hello, you are live on the radio.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Pam Glendry spamby the barber. How you doing?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
I'm doing good? What what's you guy?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
For me?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Well? I've been married twice twenty five years both times,
and I can tell you when a woman says that
she doesn't want you to buy anything, she doesn't want
you to buy anything?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
All right? But can I trust you?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
You can trust me?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Are you sure?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
But let me tell you what I called. First of all,
I've been listening for a long time. I haven't been
able to call in for a long time because I'm
a full time caregiver, and whenever I'm listening to you,
I'm on the road and I can't.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
All right, lady, I'm sorry, I'm up on the break.
Can you hang on?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Right, good, thank you? Hang on. But I'm being told
that this is not a trick, this is not a trap.
Back with more after the break.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, Well, before I go on to what I really
called about, let me just finish up. Usually, when a
woman says that to her husband, I can tell you
from personal experience, it means that you have taken well
care her and she wants for nothing. So she feels like,
you know, you couldn't possibly buy her anything else. She
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is content. So that is telling you that you have
been a good husband.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
All right, Well, now, thank you. That's that's a wonderful
thing to hear. That is a wonderful thing to hear. Now,
what did you really what did you really call about?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I'm not really called about. I have been dying for
a year now. Well ever since you got Walton and
Johnson on, I cannot stand that show. I just want
to pull my hair out. Those guys are rude, crude,
vulgar and irritating. I hate them and I'm sorry I'm
getting emotional here. You could put Old we runs of
(09:40):
rush on and I would be happy those guys. Can
you not find something better to put on at that hour?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Did you get that out there?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I will tell I will take your complaint to management,
and I will, and now I don't know that there's
anything that will be done, but I will take your
complaint to management about Walter and Johnstein.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh man, I just oh gosh, it is irritating. But
and then the other thing I wanted to tell you was,
you know, last year you forgot to announce it, and
I noticed that this year you have not announced it.
But last year you missed Constitution Week. It's the seventeenth
to the twenty third, and you didn't even announce it
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last year. And I'm I'm calling to the mind listeners
that there is Constitution Week coming up. It's the seventeenth
through the twenty third.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Okay, now, thank you for telling me about that. I
will make sure that the Constitution gets some respect during
Constitution Week.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I called about Walton and Johnson
and Constitution Week.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
All right, well, thank you so much for calling. I
appreciate hearing from you.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
All right, well you have a lovely evening.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
You too, Thank you, lady for your phone call. Walton
and Johnston is the morning show on news Radio seventy
ten WNT. And I believe that I can't remember the
exact adjectives this let used. I think disgusting, I think irritating.
She used that. I think she used disgusting as well.
So if you've never heard it, maybe you can check
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it out and let me know. Is she right? Is
the lady right? Two five one, four, seven nine three
the telephone number?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Hello caller.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Uncle Henry.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Yes, sir, with all due respect to that last caller. Yes, sir,
you just got the worst advice that you could get.
Oh really, really, I've been married forty plus years, yes,
for the same woman, and that I wouldn't call that
a what'd you call it a test?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Now I called it a trap.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
No, no, no, it's not a trap. It's test. This
is her first birthday since y'all been married. That's true,
and you need to get her something and uh and
she might actually mean that she doesn't want anything, but
when it comes time, she's going to be very disappointed.
(12:10):
If you don't get her anything. She won't say anything
to you, but don't get her something.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Okay, all right, well sir, this is what I knew
I needed. I needed somebody that had the years you've
put your time in, so you know these things.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
I've definitely put my time as a life sentence.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Well it's supposed to be.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Well, sir, thank you an any other advice in that arena?
Speaker 8 (12:41):
That's it. She'll do it for every holiday. No fall
for it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Okay, sir, thank you very much for your phone call.
No problem, there we go two fine one four seven
nine two three the telephone number here on the Uncle
Henry Show.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Hello caller Uncle Henbry. Yes, sir, have you have you
lost your mind? How? How trained are you? Not already?
I don't so you're the first collar incorrect, your second
collar spot on? So let me ask you a question.
If your new bride looked at you and said, okay,
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really no, I'm fine do you do you think she's
really okay and fine?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
No, I do not believe she's really okay and fine.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Yeah, exactly if she looked at you and said, no,
I'm not mad, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yes, yeah, you're right, I'm hearing you.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yes, are you catching on?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I am okay. So here's what you do. This is
this her first married birthday with you?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
It is okay. Do you know where Three Georges Is?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I certainly do.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Okay, You go get a nice flower arrangement from some
place you go to Three joy Is. You get some
chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
You get a nice birthday card and a gift certificate
to someplace like Vivian's Nails or a pedicure and a manicure.
And you say, now, I didn't get you anything. Okay,
I didn't get you anything. All I got you was
some flowers, some strawberries, and a little opportunity for you
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to enjoy a spa moment. It's not a present. It's
not a gift, right, that is true? Yes, because a
gift would be you know a canoe, that is yes,
you know a kayak? Yeah that you know? Yeah, here's it.
Now on the top ten things you don't want to
(14:47):
give her. You ready, yes, a rod and reel, right, right,
don't give her a rod and reel and uh you know, well,
I'll just leave it that. There are other collars that
have probably better advice. But under no circumstances do you
come to that birthday empty handed. As a matter of fact,
(15:08):
it needs to be on the kitchen table with a
morning cuff of coffee. If she indulges in coffee pre
prepared by you, very good. You want the bonus, You
want the bonus, pew pool, and I'll let you go
on this, yes, please, please, all right, all right, her birthday,
you make the bed, you unload or load the dishwasher,
(15:30):
and do your own laundry. Now you're talking to a
guy that took his wife to Paris proposed under the
Eiffel Tower at midnight. We've been together twenty five years.
I'm not you know, I'm not crazy. I'm a little
bit of a hopeless romantic. But I make the bed
every day, I make her coffee every day, I unload
(15:51):
the dishwasher or I load the dishwasher, and I do
my own laundry. I am what you refer to as
a perfectly trained husband.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
All right, but probably happily happily.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Married, fully trained, fully trained. As a result, she lets
me have a twenty one foot center console and a sailboat.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
All right, I to go.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I got a bird dog and shotguns. Okay, it's a
good trade.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
It's you figured it out. You figured it out.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I'm trying to help you, Uncle Henry.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
And you did. All right, Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Give certificate to Vivian's. You'll be set. It needs to
be about a hundred bucks though.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
All right, I'll keep all of that in mind. Thank you, sir,
Thank you so much for helping me.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
You bet all right?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
All right, there it goes. All right. This was good listeners,
thank you for that. I appreciate that bear very much.
I know you wanted to hear all kind of political stuff,
and we'll still there's still time to get into that
because the politicians are always screwing things up. That is
a constant throughout humanity. All Right, we have news headlines
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coming up, and then more Uncle Henry's show here on
news radio seven ten WNTM. It says, the Uncle Henry
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Show on News Radio seven ten WNTM. It is five
thirty five telephone number two five one four seven nine
two seven two three. That's two five one four seven
nine two seven two three. Now, before I get into
any of the big Creek lake stuff or anything else,
(17:53):
I do have a caller waiting.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Hello caller, hell O, man, how you doing, Snake.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Trapper, snake trapper? You are live on the radio, Hendry.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Them last two callers, Man was one hundred percent fight on.
I mean, when a woman tells you she don't want
you to get her nothing, that means she don't want
you to go out and buy no expensive diamond rings
or no slippers or ear rings or even a moo moo.
But Uncle Henry, it definitely does. It means do nothing
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like that, gentleman said.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
The thing to do would be to take.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Her to one of her favorite restaurants, and that morning,
as early as you can, have her a nice bouquet
of flowers, preferably you know, once, the kind that she likes.
And in them flowers have a little free honeydew card
in there, Uncle Henry. And for them folks out there
that don't know what that is, it's a little card
(18:48):
that for a set time, maybe over the next month
or so, she can come to you and say, honey,
do this, and you have to do it, regardless of
what it is, whether it's to be somebody up or
to plant bushes or maybe even snuggle with her all night.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Now wait, now, wait a second, Wait a second. Now,
has your wife told you during your marriage to go
beat someone up? Is this something that has happened in
your marriage where your wife says, you know what I
want for my birthdays? You go down three houses down
and knock this guy's block off, Uncle Henry.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
She has never wanted me to do that, but she's
definitely used it to snuggle all night. Right, But now
I don't think she'd want me to assault anybody.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
The gest is is you can't tell her no. Whatever
she wants to use that honeydew card on, you know,
you gotta do it. I mean, that's part of it.
And it just shows her that you're willing to do
whatever it takes and stand behind your honeydew card.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
So it's a good idea. Wives love honeydew cards.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Okay, Well, thank you now, Snake Trevor. This is something
I've not thought of, so thank you for that. You've
added to the excellent advice I've already received, Yes, sir.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
I mean I try to be careful when I give
mine honeydew cards of Henry. But one thing I do know,
probably about our third year of marriage, for her birthday,
I got her a moss Bird five hundred day shotgun.
And that didn't go too well.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Oh it didn't.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
I had no, sir, she didn't. She didn't like the shotgun.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
And I still have that shotgun today. You that, and
she's never hunted with it or has ever fired it.
So but yeah, man, the honeydew card in a bouquet
of flowers and taking her to a restaurant on nter
h man, I'm telling you she will love that.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
All right. Well, Snake Trapper, God bless you. Thank you
for the wonderful advice.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yes, sir, buddy, you take care all right.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
There he goes the Snake Trapper a honeydew card where
he gives the example of me beating someone up for her.
There's more to this. There's got he said that didn't happen,
But there's more to this, so we'll have to examine
that in future. Snake Trapper. Now, I mentioned that there
were a few developments in the Big Creek Lake thing
(21:05):
going on today now Tuesday. At the Mobile City Council meeting,
I was surprised when a couple of the city council
members decided that they wanted to give their opinions on
Big Creek Lake. In the fight going on at Big
Creek Lake. Both of the council members will not be
there for the next term. One of them decided not
(21:26):
to run again and the other one got whoped in
the election. Now, Joel Daves, I won't play all of
his remarks for you again, but he said he wanted
all mobilions to know. In case you didn't see those
remarks of Joel Daves, he wanted everybody, all the mobilions
(21:47):
to know that if Big Creek Lake has problems caused
by citizens voting on it, that all of the customers
of malls are going to have to pay higher prices
for their water. And he said that we need to
keep our eye on Big Creek Lake and that you
(22:09):
need to be keeping your eye on any of the
politicians that are taking up the side of the people
that want to vote on Big Creek Lake. That was
what Joel Davis was saying in his remarks and then
William Carroll jumped in to suggest that it be annexed.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
I didn't expect to hear that today, but I wholeheartedly agree.
There is no other municipality around that has the resources
to clean up the lake if something goes wrong. I
think that's what he's trying to tell you.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't think that is what he was selling.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
Are going to be the ones who carry the burden
if we have to clean up the lake. I can
really say what I want to say now.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
He can say what he wants to say now, because
he got whooped in the election.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
If it needs be, the City of Mobil needs to
annex all the way out and take that lake, and
we need to be responsible for it, because it seems
like nobody else truly really wants to be responsible for
it in a matter that needs to be taken care of,
all right.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
So that is William the city council. When William Carroll
talking about we need to go out and we need
to look at annexing Big Creek Lake. So this morning,
County Hudson, the County commissioner, not going to be mayor
not yet anyway, but the County commissioner, County Hudson released
a statement today reads as follows. As the elected representative
(23:33):
for Mobile County Commission District Too, I stand firm in
opposition to any proposed annexation attempts of Big Creek Lake
and the contiguous nine thousand acres surrounding the lake property
by the City of Mobile without the consent of the
affected property owners. Recent comments by representatives on the Mobile
City Council regarding a potential Big Creek Lake annexation attempt,
(23:56):
alongside past annexation efforts supported by the City of Mobile,
have reignited deep concerns among my constituents. I've heard directly
from residents in the Tanner, Williams and Simms area communities
who voiced strong opposition to such efforts and the fear
of land use changes without local input. These communities have
(24:18):
made it clear they do not wish to be absorbed
into the City of Mobile, nor do they support the
annexation of Big Creek Lake and adjacent property. Westmobile County
is home to several rural communities that value independence, access
to natural resources in strong community bonds. The residents of
these areas deserve a voss in determining the future of
(24:39):
their homes and land. It's imperative that any actions considered
regarding Big Creek Lake annexation respect the vosses and rights
of those who live in and around the area and
do not circumvent the democratic will of the people. I
urge the City of Mobile and Moss to reconsider any
annexation plan and engage an open dialogue with county residents
(25:03):
and officials. The preservation of our communities, the protection of
our natural resources, and the request and the respect for
local governance must remain paramount. And that was from County
Commissioner County Hudson and then Lanyap reporting that somebody wanted
(25:27):
to speak to the Mobile City Council next week about this,
and they have been told that they will not be
allowed to talk to the city council about this. Matthew Fraser,
I think was who ran for Mobile City Council District six.
Matthew Fraser tried to sign up to appear at the
(25:50):
council meeting next week to respond to what William Carolyn
Joel Dave said, and the city Clerk's office said, no,
you cannot. He is not allowed to speak at the
council meeting, stating that the topic didn't qualify his official
city business. Now they talked about it. I mean, it's
(26:18):
not on the agenda, but you had one city councilman
go out of his way to criticize what was going
on out there, telling mobilions they needed to keep their
eye on it, and criticized other politicians. Then the other
council member jumps in and says, you know what, maybe
(26:38):
we need to consider annexing. But now you can't go
and talk about that. All right, Well this issue will
continue to be a flame. But it says the Uncle
(27:17):
Henry show it it's five point fifty. We have news
headlines coming up in ten minutes. Let's see, before we
get to the news headlines, I got some voicemail. I
want to make sure that I have time to play
some of these voicemails. Let's see. I got one on
(27:37):
the Big Creek Lake topic from Buford.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Henter review of the podcast and uh talking about the
Big Creek Flake situation. Joe Raiams, I fool Rick. I
don't believe there's been no boating out there on Big
Creek Lake.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
All right, Buford does not want you voting on Big
Creek Blake, bringing in all.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Kinds of invasive spacies and then after drinking water. But Henry, Uh,
you know, I find an interesting that they have the
council has mentioned annexed in that area. Henry, I was
talking to a retired politician from out that way that
(28:22):
is still very well connected, and uh, he was telling
me that either the City of Mobile has bought or
they're planning to buy a couple thousand acres around Big
Creek Lake. Now, what in the world of the City
Mobile want to do that? First, Henry, I guarantee you
(28:46):
there are some shenanigans afoot concerning Big Creek Lake being
perpetrated by the City of Mobile. We need to closely
monitor that situation. Anyway, you have a good day, all.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Right, Beautiford. Thing we will. I think everybody's closely monitoring
it now. And let's see more voicemail. I want to
make sure I get to there is an Alabama Crimson
Tide game this weekend. Roll tied Rowe. I've received a
message about this from Johnny Gwen.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Uncle Henry, it is Johnny Gwenn. I've been thinking about
the Alabama ULM game this weekend. Yes, I'm getting twenty
twenty three USF game vibes. They look the team looks sluggish.
Still going to either act together. In the lexicon of LB,
(29:46):
the Matt Trucker, I laid some serious clams on ulm covering,
So just putting that out there. I hope I'm way
even if I lose a large amount of clowns. And then, uh,
I'm worried out. My friend Obama, big man. The season's
(30:08):
gonna be tough, gonna be tough, But I hope for
the best. And but uh, I hope, uh I take
care of business. But I said, it doesn't happen. Number,
I'm gonna be all right, all right.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
You have a good one, all right, Johnny Gwen That
almost sounded like Johnny Gwenn calling in for therapy. Yes, Johnny,
if Alabama does lose, you'll be all right. We'll all
be all right. It'll stink and we won't like it.
It'll be all right, all right, let's see. Uh back
(30:43):
to the boys, ma'am rolled huh.
Speaker 12 (30:47):
Sitting now here on the front porch, noon forty four
minutes past noon, enjoy this lovely ninety degree weather with
the fan blowing, putting a little bit of breeze across me.
I think I'm gonna get up here directly and go
to Walmart and need a few dry goods. Mama ran
out of rice, and that's all. That's never a good sign.
(31:11):
Did you watch the football last night?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
I did not.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
The Philadelphia Eagles beat the Dallas Cowgirls. Philideffie's got about oh,
I don't know, purt near a dozen Alabama guys on
Their theme was glad to see. That made me long
for the days of when Nick Saban was the coach.
But I digress. At tickets to tomorrow night's game, I
(31:35):
let number one in his bride have them. They're gonna
travel up to Tuscalosave. Like you said, that's six forty five.
That's a pretty late kick. Problem with going up to
one that late. It's the tad blame hotels. They want
to charge your arm in both legs to stay in
one yes during the football season, and I just don't
(31:58):
think I'm up for a gun. I'm home at three
or four o'clock in the morning and then get back
up a couple hours later and going to church. I
spect I might fall asleep during the sermon, if you
know what I mean. But that's why I got the
big screen television to hear my lazy boy recliner. Enjoy
every minute of it.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Trou roll tid roll, sixty eight year old Chris. I
hope you enjoy the game in the recliner. If you're
not going to the game, inside a lazy boy recliner
is a wonderful way to enjoy the Crimson Tide. Now
I'm almost out of time. Somebody phoned this in right
to my voicemail as the show was starting.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
F f.
Speaker 13 (32:45):
Roll tide row tiro roll ti roll, oh firo gord.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Alright, I've had enough of that. Please don't please don't.
All right, never mind, I could spend about an hour
screaming about that. I'm gonna just let it go back
with more, back with more after the news break. As
the Uncle Henry Show continues on this lovely Friday.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
It says the Uncle Henry's Show.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Here on news Radio seventy ten WNTM, thank you for listening.
I appreciate it very much. Now, in this half hour
of Uncle Henry Show, going to get to some voicemail
messages and also some news items.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
If you'd like to leave.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Me a message, the number to do that is two
five one two one six nineteen seventy six. That's two
five one two one six, nineteen seventy six. That is
the number to leave a message for the Uncle Henry Show. Now,
there was a period of time earlier this summer. I
don't remember exactly when earlier this summer, but I feel
(34:31):
like I feel like I had two weeks to two
weeks or a month where I was getting all kinds
of voicemails about raccoons. Yeah, get lots of raccoon voicemails,
many of them coming from Beuford, who claims that raccoons
have just been coming into his neighborhood in his yard,
(34:52):
one after the other. I forget how many did. He
said that he has gotten over over this year already.
So anyway, I'm saying that because here we are in September,
and I've got a new raccoon call. So if you
don't mind, let me go to the Elk Clander Show voicemail.
Here is a new raccoon call from Beauford.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Henry.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I've called in several voicemails before about my ongoing bight
over with the raccoons. Yes, and I do believe I'm
up to eighteen I've trapped in kilts in my yard
and a little bit over a year, Henry, last night
on my game camera, I have been invaded, invaded by
four more raccoons. Henry there, Henry, I don't know if
(35:40):
there is just a raccoon at general.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
No, wait, I'm pausing there, just to I'm an ignorant
man on many topics. If you've listened for any length
of time, you know that I have a deep reservoir
of ignorance that's within me and surrounds me. And raccoons.
All I know about them is you don't leave food out,
so Beufford, and I think you've told us you're not
(36:07):
leaving food why your yard. If you're not leaving food
out and there's no access to food around your yard,
what are they doing? Why are they there? Rufford? Again,
I'm not an expert. I don't know if they're getting
their food elsewhere. And they just like the way you've
set things up. Maybe they appreciate the way you and
(36:30):
your wife have decorated outdoors. Who knows, But why would
they do this if there's no food? Why do they
keep picking you, Beefford. It could be the sound of
your voice. They might like, maybe they want to be famous.
Maybe they know you're calling the show. I need a
way back to the voicemail. Raccoons continuing to inundate the
(36:52):
Buford property camera.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I have been invaded, invaded by four more raccoons. Henry there, Henry.
I don't know if there is just a raccoon general
that is organizing strategic attacks upon my property.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
A raccoon general. Now, of course I visually imagined. I
didn't even want to visually imagine this, but my mind
automatically created a mental image of a raccoon dressed as
a general. The raccoon general. What kind of business? Now,
We've got a very famous gas station that has a beaver,
(37:35):
you know, buck E's, which to me is a glorified
gas station. People go wild over that beaver, and they
just want their picture taken with the buck E's beaver
and all that kind of stuff. Is there a business
that could possibly build its brand around a raccoon general.
Now I don't know what the business would be. I
(38:00):
have to think on that, but raccoon general. All right,
back to the message. A raccoon general is sending raccoon
troops into Beauford, Geord.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
That is organizing strategic attacks upon my property. But Henry,
for of them bag on critters done invaded my yard.
I guarantee you this, Henry, I'm about to I am
about to turn up my raccoon response. The police might be.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Called, Henry, the police.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
There's gonna be some loud noises, perhaps even an explosion
or two. You know me, Henry, I've blown stuff in
my yard up before.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yes, I remember that that. I've talked about that voicemail
for years now. The Buford Baufford's son when his son
was a little child, The child was afraid of a
stump in the yard or something, and Buford ended up
blowing up the stump at like midnight, went out there
with some type of explosive and actually blew up the stumpy.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Time to get the trapping out. We gotta get rid
of all four of these here critters.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
You have a good day, right, Beaufford. Still I need
an answer on the why your house is there? Is
there something really nice that raccoons would like about your yard? Oh?
One more quick. This is a very brief follow up
on this.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Here speaking of critters invading people's property. I heard doing
the borstmail reviewing the podcast The Patent Nelly had had
a kyote or fox or some sort of canine type
burman coming to his yard.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
That was Pat Nelly Midtown resident. Pat Nelly told us
a couple of weeks ago or last week that they fought.
I think it's a fox that is coming into his
yard here in Midtown burman come.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Into his yard. I do have live trap big enough
to trap coyotes. If Pat Nelly needs any assistance and
trapping any of them critters, I'll be more than having
to have them, only if it is the real Pat Nelly. Anyway, Henry,
you have.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
A good team, all right, Beaufford, thank you for that.
And I'll make sure I don't know that Pat Nelly
is listening right now. He once we get past six o'clock.
He's got all kind of different routines that he goes into.
You when when people reach a certain age, they like
their routines, and so Pat Nelly is in a nighttime routine.
(40:49):
But I'll make sure he knows Beaufford that you're willing
to help him trap the fox. And I did see
the news item about Dauphin Island going to be trapping
and euthanizing some fire boxes on Dauphin Island. That's already
very controversial. People. People get very attached to wild animals,
(41:10):
don't they. I've told you before. If you want to
see a movie about getting attached to wild animals, there's
a documentary called Grizzly Man. It's a it's weird. Werner Herzog,
I believe did this documentary, Grizzly Man. It is very weird,
but I was I found it compelling. The true life
(41:31):
documentary story a man that fell in love with bears
and it didn't end well. I don't want to spoil
it for you if you haven't seen the documentary, but
it does not. It doesn't turn out good for the
man that fell in love with bears and wanted to
live among them. All right, Beauford, thank you for the
(41:52):
voicemails and the voice my number two five one two
one six nineteen seventy six. That's two five one two
one six, nineteen seventy six. If you're calling an older
voicemail number. I ain't getting those messages. I wish I could,
but I can't.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
I'd look.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
I'm going to take a time out for traffic, for weather,
for words from the sponsors, and then back with more
Uncle Henry's show here on news Radio seventy ten WNTM.
Let's go ahead and.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Take the break. Take the break.
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