National Noodle Day and Other Important News

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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there's just intergalactic. It's all just so many things to
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I've already got comments ready to go from people that
had important thoughts during the weekend and they shared them
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technological miracle of audio reproduction, where I'm able to take

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something that's some but he said previously and have it
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digitally through the ready. Isn't it amazing the technology we
have now? Before I get to any of these these
big news items, interesting news items, I just have a
minor quibble. Yeah, I'll call it a quibble. You know,

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I didn't pay a lot of attention to the news
over the weekend. I wanted to enjoy my life. So
then on a Monday morning, I wake up in the morning,
I want to find out well I wonder what happened
in the in the news this weekend. I think I'll
turn on the television news. That was probably my first
mistake is turned on a television. But I've turned on
the television. I said, well, let me take a look
at the news. Here, see what happened.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
You is never know?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I mean, uh, there was a war. We got Israel
versus Gossam. There's a peace offer, maybe there was some progress.
Who knows? Is that war still going on or has
it gotten worse or better? You got that going on,
you got you got compt all over the place, especially
in this country. So I turn on the news. It
was it's some Monday morning. Surely there's a lot to

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catch up on. So I turn on the news. The
first thing I see that's presented to me as news.
I tuned into a show that was a news show.
The first thing that's presented to me when I turn
on the news, it's is that it's National Noodle Day. Yeah,

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that was, yes, that nothing on there about war, nothing
on there about all the fighting going on in this country,
arguing we got our government, you got Republicans and Democrats
with the government shutting down, you got all the national
Noodle Day. Yeah, and there's video of noodles because some

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people might not know what a noodle is. Well, I'm
gonna have some video of some spaghetti on there. So
and there's National Noodle coverage and I thought, well, I
guess eventually they'll get to some news. I walked out
of the room where the TV was on. They took
care of a chore or two, walked back in the

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room with the TV on, and there's still noodles on there.
There's still noodles on there. I thought, what are you
talking about? And I turned the sound up and the
people on the TV are saying, now we'll have more.
There'll be more on National Noodle Noodle Day later, So
they're promoting the fact that there'll be more noodle talking
what happened? What happened to the news? Is there? Just

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do they not have the budget to cover news? Because,
as I said, there's people blowing each other up halfway
across the world. You got people in Washington fighting each
other over the government being shut down. You got all
kinds of conflict going on to Portland in Chicago, and
I just talk National Noodle That will have more on
noodles later coming up. Coming up next hour more on noodles.

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What's happened? What is going on? Is it? Is this
the are the news people? Are they simply providing people
what they want? Am I? The one that's weird that
I want to know about is the war over? Is
the government shutting down or they're still fighting in Portland

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with the federal and the state authorities? Are there? Am I?
The one that's the weirdo is the rest of the world.
They don't want to hear about all that mess? They say,
what about my noodles? What about noodles? Is it noodle Day?
What's the most popular noodle in the country? Where do
noodles come from? Who's got the biggest noodle? What? What's
the proper uh? Should it be a firm noodle or

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a limp noodle? What? What more can we learn about noodle?
Am I? The one that's the weirdo that I don't
care about that stuff? Can't find news hearing now? Coming
up coming up next sturur more on National Noodle Day?

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Are we gonna have to Are we gonna have to
now categorize news to where there's a there's a channel
and a show for people that just want dumb stuff
like here, it's National Noodle Day and guess what, there's
a new movie coming out Friday that has animated noodles.

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We're gonna have that a channel, and then there'll be
a channel for people like me that want that. We
just want to see is somebody is there still a
war going on? Is We're gonna have to have that
now categorizing the news, and I'm trying to figure out
is that the tastes of modern America, Modern Americans are

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attention span because of TikTok and stuff is so short.
All we want to hear about is is there a
It's National Noodle Day and is there a special deal
somewhere on noodles? Is that all.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
That?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Is?

Speaker 7 (08:02):
That?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
What it's done to our people, or the attention spans
short and the narcissism dialed up to eleven now to
where people only care about their own self. Eventually you're
going to turn on the news. It'll be a camera
pointed at you and it'll be something. It'll it'll be
artificial intelligence that tells you what you did yesterday and
your impact, your impact first on yourself, of course, and

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then on the neighborhood. That'll that'll be the news in
the future. Five ten years from now, you'll you'll tune
into your channel, it'll be about you in your neighborhood,
and then the rest of it will be noodles. All right, Look,
I've got more to say after the break. Delkle Henry

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Show Proceeding forward. It is five twenty news headlines coming
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Speaker 8 (09:34):
Hello Color, Hey, good email again.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Cliff, Cliff, you are live on the radio again.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
I'm uh. I was just listening at the one of
the Chicago police chiefs of sergeants trying to lie his
way out of UH that communicated told those UH policemun
has not built the ice agents, yes, and you stand down.
And he's trying to he's backtracking and trying to put

(10:03):
it put it on some other folk. But bhead, this
reminds me of when Donald Trump first rant office. He
started tweeting, and one of the MSNBC CNN spokes from
person said she was outraged. She says Donald Trump shouldn't

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be tweeting it's up to us to tell the American
people what to think. She was so I rate that
she said it like that, And what we got going
on here in this country surely reminds me of Harmas

(10:50):
on my way to Afghanistan over there with Alibert, and
we had to read the Quran so we could try
to keep it out of sales, out of trouble. One
of the biggest things with the Islamic and a Muslim,
the jihadist and all of these people. In the Kouran,
it states it's okay to lie to the Infidel to
further the cause, so they can put their hand on

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the Bible or whatever. And they lie to the public
and and and and to the people over in this country,
and I mean there's nothing to them. That's what they're
supposed to do. It's in there. It's in the Kurrab.
Now Democrats are taking up the same playbook as a mosque.

(11:36):
Do you see everybody on television author Henry saying now
that the Republicans say we want to UH give UH
medical medicaid to the to the legals, that's a lie.
Do you remember when they all was running for UH.
The Democrats all the Democrats was up there. They were
running for a spot to be run for president. I

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think it was eight of them up there, and the
commentator asked them. He say, okay, who wants to give
illegal aliens? They was having a debate, who wants to
give illegal aliens free health care? Every Democrat up there

(12:21):
held their hands up. It's okay to lie to the infidels.
They don't care who they get hurt. They don't care
who die. We don't have any crime. People in Chicago
again this weekend, there's no crime. Twenty seven people got

(12:43):
hit before, people died. They do not care. Just like
Thermos have killed some children and blame it on Israel.
Democrat party don't care. George Sorus is paying these people
in the street inconvenient us in all of these innocent
people by what they're doing.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
They do not care who they hurt. They do not
care who they inconvenience. They do not care who die.
The Democrats are coming out shore on their true ticket. Man,
these people are backcrap crazy.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
You have bit day Kain.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
So thank you very much for your phone call, and
you have blessed the program with it. And yes I
remember that the scene you're talking about. I was one
of the people watching live when they raised their hand
to pledge to give health care to the illegal aliens.
Also remember Gavin news Some holding a press conference. I

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can't remember how long ago it was, maybe a couple
of years, but Gavin Newsom out in California proudly declaring
that they were going to be given health care to
all the illegals that came into California. So not imaginary.
It is not an imaginary idea that just popped up.

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Five seven nine two three the telephone number here on
the Unkleanver Show. Hello caller, Hey, hey, you are live
on the radio.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Hey, did you know today's National Noodle Day?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes, today is National Noodle Day. I saw that on
the news this morning.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, it's also National Plus Size Appreciation Day.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh it is. It's National plus size Appreciation Day today.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, of course in your house, I'll called Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Would you stop that, you sick fake?

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Who's paying you?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Who's paying you?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
I want to know.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I want to know who is paying that that creature
to call the program and say horrible things about my family.
And by the way, if you are plus size, just
because I said that that was a horrible thing to
say about my family. Don't take that as any kind
of reflection on the appreciation that we all should show
you on Plus Size Appreciation Day. It's the fact that

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my family's being lied about, not the fact that they could, hypothetically,
maybe in another alternate universe be plus sized, even though
they're not. Two five to one four some nine two
seven two three the telephone number to call on the
unclaim to show this two five one four seven nine
two seven two three email address Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia
dot com. And it's sad that there are people out
there like that last caller. We had a great call

(15:24):
from Cliff that was thought provoking, causing the listener to
listen to Cliff and think to themselves, do I agree
with Cliff or not? What is what does Cliff say?
It's terrible that a great call by Cliff would be
followed up by that kind of a demonic type of call,

(15:47):
that kind of on a call devoid of love for humanity,
like that call that came in. You know, it just
it reminds me. I saw another thing in the news
today about a Halloween you know, I'd noticed that so
many yards in Midtown are just all. I mean, the

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amount of Halloween decorations is astonishing, it really. I saw
one guy, there's a guy that lives near the cannon. Well,
I say, a guy, a family perhaps near the cannon,
that they've got these really elaborate dragons now out in
the yard. Had to cost a lot of money. And

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I saw a stat today. The stat claimed that eighty
percent of American adults, eighty percent of not children, eighty
percent of adults planned to celebrate Halloween in this country,
with the average family spending four over four hundred dollars. Now,
think about that this she used to be years ago.

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The only people that celebrated Halloween were under the age
of twelve, and it was mostly dressing and a costant
to get candy, and that was it. And now here
we are in twenty twenty five, eighty percent of grown
ups are celebrating, and they're getting they're getting lit, they're
getting drunk, they're partying. Eighty percent of adults celebrating Halloween.

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I think we're about ten to fifteen years away from
people looking for babysitters on Halloween nights so they can
put their kids with a babysitter. So the adults can
go out and just be like a bunch of pagans
going out and taking part in some type of Babylonian

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style ritual.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
It's sick.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
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Speaker 4 (19:35):
So uh.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
This past Friday got a voicemail from LD the Mad
Trucker where he talked about placing a wager on the
Alabama Vanderbilt game. Here is the call where LD described
the wager.

Speaker 7 (19:53):
Hey, I'm Gladry LD retired.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
LD.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Well, I'm pulling the trigger, Uncle.

Speaker 10 (19:59):
Henry, I am pulling the trigger.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
Eleven hundred and fifty clams standing up here right now
at the casino, getting ready to walk in and put
it in there. I'm gonna put eleven hundred and fifty
dollars on Alabama minus ten and a half.

Speaker 10 (20:16):
One hundred.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
My god, eleven hundred and fifty clams, baby, eleven hundred
fifty clams minus ten and a half. Can they do it?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Man?

Speaker 10 (20:27):
I sure hope?

Speaker 4 (20:28):
So?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
All right? So that was the wager. Many unclenders show
listeners were wondering. Would LD be victorious now? Alabama beat Vanderbilt.
It was beautiful, wonderful to see, wonderful to see Alabama
beat Vanderbilt. And I believe that LD was victorious with

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his wager. Here is LD calling in after the Vanderbilt game.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Hey, Uncle Henry LD, the clams are falling out of
the sky.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
The mad trucker made a good bet, and tonight he
will collect roll tied roll, baby roll tide row, baby
roll tide roll, maybe one thousand, one thousand, one hundred.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
And fifty clams in my bank account.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Now, what can I.

Speaker 10 (21:23):
Do next week?

Speaker 5 (21:24):
What can the mad trucker do next week? Well, we
could let the clams.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
Ride, or we could take some of the profit and
move the clams around.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
Let's move the clams around.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Let's take Auburn next week and Alabama.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Let's see what.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Let's see what the mad trucker can do. Because even
at retirement, I'm still making cash.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
And so the matter you heard it there. Now see this,
this is the thing with gambling. He could stop. He
could just walk away and use the clams, to use
his slang term for cam. He could use his clams
for the betterment of his family and perhaps donated to
various charitable There's all kind of charitable efforts going on

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here on the golf coast. But no, that's no, we
didn't hear anything about the betterment of the family or
or helping charitable efforts on the golf coast. We heard
about putting the clams into more wagering. This is one
of the one of the problems we have with gambling,
is it just there's never just the the basic I've

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won and now let's all live happily. Ever after, no,
we have more talk of betting clams again. But there
were there were people calling in about that bet.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Tue tied bro uncle and take that, mister Pavia.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Mister Pavia, by the way, the quarterback, if you were
not watching the game, or if you don't care at all,
Vanderbilt has a quarterback that's pretty good. Mister Pabia, who
is I think for college football quarterbacks. I think he's
kind of elderly. I think he's he's pretty much fully

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grown dude. To use another slang term.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Cruel tied row uncle and take that, mister Pabia. Mister,
I like to grab my private parts in public and
talk a lot of talk.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, and that did happen. The quarterback for Vanderbilt did
grab his private area in public, setting a terrible example,
setting a terrible example for all of the youth that
focus in on sport.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
Just as Bear used to say, I feel like you've
been there before, or Andy Griffin would say, act like
you got some smart That's what happens when you run
into the mighty Crimson tide.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Roll tide roll, Uncle right, sixty eight year old Chris
of Westox. They thank you for your voicemail. The voice
found number two five one two one six, nineteen seventy six.
That's two five one two one six, nineteen seventy six
to leave a message for the Uncleandery show voicemail.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Well, Uncle Henry, Sunday morning for some go in here
and cook some late breakfast. Looks like old pulled it off.
He's gonna be eleven hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Richard.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
I was beginning to wonder if Alabama was going to
beat that ten and a half point spread, but they
did and through Alabama fashion Roll tide roll.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
All right, sir, roll tide roll to you too, Thank
you very much. Now speaking of the opposing quarterback. Now,
trash talk not not a new phenomenon in human history,
not at all, but this, uh, this going at this
level when you're on when you're on national television and

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you're going to be doing this kind of trash talk
where you're you're going to grab your private area, an
area of the body that we should never really talk about.
I mean, it's something that should never We should never
even have conversations about that area unless it's between you
and a medical professional. I mean, there should be no

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discussions of that area, let alone the grabbing of that
area in a public way. What is the mindset that
would do this? Now, when you know you're on national
television and it's going to be talked about. You know
this guy, this quarterback that is I don't know how

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he is, twenty eight years old, twenty nine or whatever.
His age is one of the older college quarterbacks. You know,
he whatever happens in his career, this is going to
be a This is going to be something people bring
up now. You know, ten fifteen years from now, some
college football fan are gonna be talking about Vanderbilt or

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Vanderbilt Alabama and they're gonna say, hey, you remember when
that question, You remember when that guy grabbed his You
know what this isna This is gonna follow him around
for years and years, possibly the rest of his life.
In fact, if he doesn't become a huge success coming

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out of college or with the rest of his college career,
this will be one of the top things he's known for.
It'll be they'll bring him up and they say, oh, yeah,
he played pretty good for a couple of years, and
remember that time he grabbed that part of his body
the Alabama game. Whatever coaching they're giving the players on

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how to behave in modern society, they need to update
it and do a little bit better job of it,
because this is just again a terrible thing for him,
his legacy, and for Vanderbilt, because Vanderbilt used to be

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known as this is a school where the players they
can't win a lot because they're so smart. They're not
winning as much because they're so book smart. They don't
have time for that football focus. Now Vanderbilt known for
winning some football games and grabbing their crotches. There's more, Deica, Yes,

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there's even more Uncle Henry Show. After the break here
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a message. Another voicemail has arrived for the Uncle Henry show.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
Hey ocle Henry, stay trapper. Hey man, I just want
to come out and say this.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
I love President Trump.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
Know on nof people all seem to ask him, you know,
why are you bringing up twenty sixteen? Why are you
pushing to have people prosecuting now? Why can't you just
let it go? Uncle Henry? If you'll remember after he
was elected, he did let it go. He said, I
had all the goods on Hillary Clinton that I had
to put away for life, but I thought, no, I'm

(29:08):
not gonna do this to an ex secretary of State
or ex presidential wife. I let it go, he said.
But look what happened to me in the Biden years.
He said, Man, they've indicted me what one hundred and
eighty times?

Speaker 8 (29:23):
It was a lot on me, but it was a lot.

Speaker 11 (29:26):
They didn't let it go. On Henry, he has no
choice but to stand up and fight, and he needs
to have.

Speaker 10 (29:33):
Them all indicted.

Speaker 11 (29:34):
Uh And hey, I believe man. You had an ongoing
bed about will anybody be held accountable on some kind
of turtle cook off? Well, Jim Comy got in dited over, Henry.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Uh, I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And still now I'm with you. I think Comy has
has done more than what he's been indicted for. There's
a lot, there's a lot out there that we can
all see. If if people choose to go find it,
that would be indictable stuff. But I believe that they

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have figured out how to avoid a conviction. But I
hope I'm wrong, Snake River, I hope I'm wrong.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
I'm not gonna hold you to that, cooking you some
turtle on just Jim James coming. It's gonna be a
bunch more of them, Henry. So uh yeah, man, the
dice are starting to.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Roll and people are starting to fall.

Speaker 11 (30:28):
So I guess I'll have to cook some turtle for
you and Cherry Slambard or or or you know, Darlin
Singleton or anybody on Henry. I remember to Bed. I
don't quite remember how it went, but I know you
didn't think they were gonna be held accountable. But uh, yes, sir,
when the dice start and fall, we'll get us some

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turtle and I'll cook it for whoever you want to.
But yeah, they leave him no choice but to fight,
Uncle Henry. I mean, he tried to let it go,
but just wouldn't happen. All right, buddy, I'll be looking
for some turtle.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
You take care of my buddy.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Right steak traffic. Thank you. I'm really and again I
would like to see people be held accountable, but I'm
not going to hold my breath on it. I'm not
going to hold my breath on it, especially at that level.
I think that when when up to no good at
that level, that the people up to no good are

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very skilled at creating situations they can use for reasonable
doubt and it'll just we'll just but we'll see, we'll see.
I hope I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
And as far as you cooking turtle, you have been
telling me now for several years about how how magnificent
turtle is, and so I have not had turtle. I
don't think I've ever eaten turtle. And I'm gonna allow
you to be my first experience. When you prepare turtle,

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it will be the first experience you have the responsibility
of telling me and teaching me as to whether turtle
is good or not. So if you prepare turtle for
me and it's distasteful, I will never have it. Again.
But if you prepare good turtle for me, then I
guess the turtles of the world would be very sad
because I'll be coming after him. So we'll find out together,

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Snake Trapper. Anyway, look almost out of time for this
hour of Uncle Henry Show. Now coming up, we have
Fox News Headlines at six o'clock and then there is
more Uncle Henry Show coming up after the News at
six o'clock. I'm going to talk to Lydia Barber. She
is the organizer of the Out of the Darkness Walk

(32:46):
that's happening this Sunday in Daphne at one in the afternoon. Now,
I am going to Daphne this Sunday afternoon with my
wife to participate and walk in the Out of Darkness Walk.
The Out of Darkness Walk is an event to help
raise money for suicide prevention and we we're we formed

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a team. My wife and I have formed a team.
We've got a few people that are going to try
and walk with us. If you feel like you would
like to donate to this cause, there is a link
I've got that post pinned to the top of the
Uncle Henry Show Facebook page if you want to find
out why we're doing it. This is about my wife's father.

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He took his life back when my wife was nine
years old, and it's really it's it's when people take
their own lives, it really does create tremendous trauma for
the people around them that love them, and we want

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to try and prevent that and as many families as
we can, So if you feel like donating, that link
on the Uncle Emer's show page pinned at the top
of the page. We're gonna talk about that walk coming
up in the next segment of the show.

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