Sand in My Brains

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Uncle Henry Show weekday afternoons from five till seven.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Henry this is Bill went over the Gulf Showers, spent
the whole day over there over the weekend, and uh, Henry,
these these uh, I guess you could call them thongs,
nothing like a bikinis. Uh, you know, like back in
the sixties that the girls wore. I mean, these these ladies,

(00:30):
women whatever you want to call them, walking around over
there and these these thongs things. I mean, I mean,
they're just naked. I mean, I mean, for all practical purposes,
they were just naked. And uh. And I saw some
men over that on some stuff I couldn't believe, you know.
And uh, it's kind of like when I was on

(00:51):
a whiskey, you know, and we'd be having a party
or something and not to get on that whiskey real good.
And I said, well, let's all get naked. Well that's
why I now, and I'm sober. I mean, if they're
gonna wear these women gonna wear all this stuff, I said,
wear my you know, if you're gonna do all that,
you're gonna don't stop there. Let's all get naked. You know,

(01:11):
if you want to get naked, get naked. You won't
clothes on. Put clothes on, but I ain't never seen
nothing like it in my life. Uh, let's all get naked.

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So many things to get into on the ONUC Calendar Show. Now,
this past Friday, I was not on the air with you.
I went down to Gulf Shores for the Morgan Wallens

(02:37):
Sand in My Boots Festival, in an event that had
many thousands of people. I don't know the exact count.
I don't know if it was forty thousand and thirty thousand,
I don't know how many people were there, but it
was a huge crown, incredibly hot, incredibly hot down there,
which you kind of expect at the beach, you know.
When I went down there to go to this concert

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event for three days representing iHeart Media in ninety five, KSJ.
I don't know why I didn't realize I was going
to be spending three days on a beach. I thought, well,
didn't it Just I don't know. I guess I'm just
that dense by the way there. I know there's been
a lot in the news lately about cover ups. I am.
There is no cover up of my cognitive decline. You

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can hear it. You can hear it for yourself each
day that goes by the cognitive decline here on the
Uncle Henry Show. And I did have some cognitive decline
because I didn't realize. It just didn't sink in that
I was going to be spending three days on a beach.
But I did. Had a wonderful, hot, sweaty time, very
hot and sweaty, but I had a wonderful time. The

(03:43):
the people down there, both the the event organizers and
Golf Shore, the City of Golf Shores, they just they've
got it down to a science. They do such a
great job with the crowd that size I was. I
was astonished there weren't more problems. In fact, I saw
a stat something about the arrests this year were down

(04:03):
from when it was Hangout Festival. I think the last
Hangout Festival was ninety something arrests. This was thirty something
arrest But it was a wonderful event. Got to meet
a lot of the country in Western Stars that I
play on ninety five KSJ. Now, like the voicemail I
just shared with the a voicemail. One of the things

(04:25):
I did not realize I was getting into when I
was going down there. See I just I was thinking,
I'm going to a concert. I didn't realize it was
going to be three days on a beach. I didn't
realize I was going to be surrounded by thousands of
women in bathing suits. I did not realize that everybody

(04:46):
was going to show up in bathing suits. I don't
know why when I go to the wharf for those concerts,
people are not in bathing suits. It was a bunch
of people in bathing suits because it was the beach.
Now you heard that voicemail from the man talking about
the thongs. I'm very proud that at my advanced age,

(05:09):
I've mastered a technique that I learned from a couple
of pastors back in the early nineteen nineties called the
eye bounce and you can look it up online. The
eye bounce. This is where a man can train his eyes.
You can train men. If you're listening. You want to
stay pure of heart and don't have all kind of

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so you don't lust in your mind the way Jimmy
Carter did. You can master this technique called the eye
bounce to wherever. Whenever you're a woman's body part or
something like that, the parts, you know what I'm talking about,
Whenever that gets into your field of vision, you can
train your eyes to automatically bounce away. It takes a

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little while to perfected, but over the years I've perfected
the eye bounce to where if there's something, if I
accidentally come upon a flock of ladies and thongs or something,
my eyes immediately bounce away and I'm not corrupted by
looking at the thungage, and the same with the cleavage.

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My eyes just on. My eyes automatically bounce away. I've
trained myself to automatically eyeballs automatically bounce away, and my
eyes bore. My eyes were bouncing. My eyes are so
tired right now. I don't know about the muscles in
my eyes. They're just they're just so weary. I'm surprised

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I don't have gigantic bags under my eyes from or
I'm surprised my eyes aren't hanging out right now from
just all the eye bounce and I had to do
with all these thousands of women in their bikinis and
everything running around. But I didn't notice something because because
of the eye bounce, I mostly look at women from
the neck up. And I noticed at the sand in

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my Boots festival and golf shores, lots of women that
appeared young to me, like really young, like under the
age of forty. To me, that's really young when you're
under forty. That their faces they've done. Have you noticed
this that women's faces they're doing something to their cheeks

(07:27):
these days. I've heard of botox and all that kind
of stuff. This is different. Women are doing something to
their cheeks or their cheekbones. What is this are women now?
Is there some type of chipmunk movement in the country
where women want to be more chip monkish? What is

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going on? Seeing these are women walking by that look
like they're in their twenties and they've got I don't
know if there is it cheek implants? What is this Ladies,
if there's a woman being forced to listen to this
show by a husband or something like that, you don't

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have to do you don't have to inflate your cheeks.
God made you in his image. You're a beautiful woman.
I'm sure you don't have to put stuff in your
cheeks or I don't even know if that's what it is.
I don't know if it's implants in the cheeks or
what they're in there. But women, these young women, now,

(08:29):
women older than that, not necessarily as much, but these
younger women, they're looking their faces are not only frozen,
they're inflated. You don't, ladies, you don't have to do that.

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You don't have to do that. Right, there's more to cut. Yes,
there's more insightful commentary to come on The Uncle Henry
Show as it moves forward.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
This is the Uncle Henry Show on News Radio seven
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Speaker 3 (09:33):
Uncle Henry Show, News Radio seventy ten WNTM. It is
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Fox ten and from Fox Radio National News. Back from
the Sand in My Boots Festival, Morgan walland Sand in

(09:53):
My Boots Festival. I would love to know how much
money the thing generated. Because the ticket prices were or
quite substantial. Many many people went to the event got
a chance to meet some of the country and Western

(10:14):
stars that I play on ninety five KSJ. Here's one
of my favorite quotes, Shelby Mitchell and I ran into
a country and Western star named Jake Worthington. Jake Worthington,
you may not have heard of him. He's more of
a regional guy out of Oklahoma into Texas. He was
playing the sand of My Boots Festival, taking the place

(10:38):
I think of Three Doors Down because that member of
that band had been diagnosed with an illness, a bad illness. Listen,
this guy had a wonderful quote. He's a very traditional
country and Western singer. I love this quote.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
My papall tell me is when I was a kid,
I've always believed it. I just feel like, when the
world goes to hell, there's three business models that will
always be thriving. That's concrete, h fact and country music.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
And then think about that. There's a lot of wisdom
in that.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
My Papa'll tell me is when I as a kid,
I've always believed I just feel like, when the world
goes to hell. There's three business models that will always
be thriving. That's concrete, h fact and country music.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Now think about this, if you've got a young relative
that is looking to start a career, there will always
be a need for concrete. And I don't believe that
that AI will be able to replace any worker in
that field an h bank. Maybe AI can help figure
out what type of h FAC to put in a house,
or how to do it or what, but you're going

(11:47):
to need people to do the H bank. In country music,
AI can write songs, I'm sure, but can it have
its heartbroken and understand? Can AI understand the type of
complex emotions that are needed to write a good country
song about. You're trying to get over heartbreaks, so you're

(12:10):
drinking whiskey and all this kind of stuff. So a
wonderful quote from Jake Worthington. There at the Sand of
My Boots festival, also met a young man that you've
never heard of. His name is Josh Ross. He is
he is a Canadian who has won the Canadian Country

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Music Entertainer of the Award. Think he's won every award
you can win in Canada for country music and he's
trying to break it big in this country. I wanted
to talk to him because he only got into music
because he got hurt playing football. He was a football player.
He was a linebacker, which and I you gotta love

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you know. I know people idolize quarterbacks and running backs
in football, but I come from a different era where
the tackle, the art of tackling. I mean, I just
I'm not even seeing a tackle right now, and I'm
applauding the concept of a tackle. He was a linebacker
and he had to quit football because of some injuries,

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and he got into music, they say, got into songwriting
to process his grief over missing football. So I wanted
him to comment on Alabama football roll Tide role and
I did get this young man in his twenties to say,
roll Tide, so great to meet you, Nice to meet you,

(13:37):
Thank you having me. We play your song single again
over and over and over again on ninety five that
I love to hear that. Now, before we talk about
your music, I know you played football, can I did?
Do you like American football? American football is a little
bit better.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
So let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Now we're in the state of Alabama. What are your
thoughts on Nick Saban roll time Roll Okay, I'm gonna
get in trouble us or say something like that.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Time.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'm definitely very happy to be living in the South
being I'm a huge fan of obviously colle football too,
so it's great all right. So I got him to
say it wasn't a good it wasn't the best quality
of roll tides, but I got the young man to
say a roadside. So I've considered that a personal win
in meeting the Canadian, and of course wish him the
best now performances generally speaking top notch. I went to

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the scene of my Boots Festival with Shelby Mitchell of
ninety five KSJ, who's been to every concert for thirty
years plus. She told me she'd never seen a stage
like they put up. Now, I know this is radio,
so I can't show you pictures yet. We're still working
on it. We're still working on pictures for radio. But
they had a stage that it was almost like the

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entire stage was led lighting with every kind of thing
you could project on it or project out of it.
It was. It was quite visually arresting just everything they
were able to do with their stage. There was one
young man. He's very popular in country music right now.

(15:11):
His name is Bailey Zimmerman. Bailey Zimmerman has had I
believe four gigantic number one hits. He's popular all around
the world. In fact, we got a chance to talk
to him, and he pulled out his smartphone and he
started showing us he was able to look at where

(15:31):
people were streaming his music and he was saying, look,
we've got fifty there are fifty one people listening to
my music right now in Siberia, which I enjoyed. When
Bailey Zimmerman gave his performance well received. He's a young guy.
All the young women that were in their bikinis loved
Bailey Zimmerman. But he decided to stop in the middle

(15:53):
of his concert and start talking about God. He was
trying to do a little preaching. I know you're not
here for that, but here is less than one minute,
less than one minute of Bailey Zimmerman with all of
his number one hits, telling everybody about God no matter

(16:16):
where you're at, God about you where you're at. That's
a long time for me to understand that and believe that.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
But God loves you no matter where you're at.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
God loves you no matter where you're at. Your love,
He loves you. Any only reason we are here tonight
is because of her.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
I give all the God.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I changed a night of it personally, I give all
the hair every day. Now he spent, He went He
went on for several minutes, which I thought, and I wondered,
how nervous does it make his promoters and his managers
and stuff when he goes out and does stuff like that.
But he went on, if you're if you're at all

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interested in that kind of stuff, I've got the video
of that on the Uncle Henry Show Facebook page if
you want to hear Bailey Zimmerman talking about his journey
to God and all of that kind of stuff. Kind
of it was unexpected. It was a surprise there. I
do want to thank Austin Tanner of Orange Beach, Alabama,

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a listener of ninety five KSJ, a big donor to
Saint Jude. He let us park at his place in
Golf Shores and brought us into his special cabana there
at the sand in my boots. Thank you, Austin. Uncle

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That's Uncle Henry Adiheartmedia dot com. I won't take up
any more of your time talking about the Morgan walland
Sand in My Boots festival, other than to say that
repeat what I said that I was. I was impressed
at how how smoothly everything was handled, with no problems,
no traffic problems, no fighting. This was a very laid

(20:15):
back crowd. I didn't see any drunks, no no obvious drunks.
The people, if they were drunk, they were good at
hiding it. There were no obvious drunks, no troublemakers. It was.
It was a very well handled event. And I know
that even though it's sold out in ninety minutes, there

(20:37):
is no agreement yet for that festival or Hangout festival
to return to golf Shores next year's. I believe the
Golf Shore City Council will have to vote on whether
or not to have the these festivals again, and I
would I don't know what. I have no clue as

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to whether or not they will hold an the festival
like that. I know it brings in an enormous amount
of money, enormous amount of money, but there are a
lot of residents of Golf Shores that don't like having
the streets blocked. Some of the restaurants complain that they
don't get the business that they wish they could get

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from it, So I'm not exactly sure if it will.
I know it sounds odd that they would maybe turned
out in that revenue, but you never know. And because
there's as much as Balwin County is growing, as much
as Golf Shores and Orange Beach have been growing, Golf
Shores still has kind of a small town vibe to it.

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I would not be surprised if that festival moved somewhere
else if they can't come to an agreement with Golf Shores.
We'll just wait and see what happens with that telephone
number two five to one four seven nine two seven
two three. That's two five to one four seven nine
two seven two three. Email address Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia
dot com. Do you have some voicemails from over the weekend

(22:02):
that I wanted to get into here, let's see. Let
me start with something phone in by this guy that
is calling himself the I think it's the Alabama bush Hog.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Alabama Busshog. Here, Uncle Henry, I asked somebody that he
talk to.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
You about the job market is going crazy. Did you
know that Starbucks employees and no one who go on
stripe because they can't wear their flatsy darb.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
To work anymore. They have to wear a black shirt,
kaki tan pants or or jeans. Well no, no, they
want to express their individuality, so they're going on strip
I mean, my goodness, all they didn't need to do
is makes coffee.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
You know.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I'm sorry. I'm gonna pause the Alabama Bushog just briefly
to say, throughout my life, I've, like many Americans, remember
different strikes around the country in different industries, with workers
wanting concessions uh from management, in a variety of just

(23:10):
in a variety of things. I can't, can you. I
can't remember a strike over a dress code? Has that
ever happened before? I mean in the past it was
about wages, benefits, things like that, arguing over over what
you get. I can't remember something like this over a

(23:34):
dress code.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Ain't that hard? Little do they know they're going they're
going on strike. Well, in a few more years their
job is going to be replaced by robots, so they
might have to find another word. So anyway, seeing of
the job MARKA. I was driving to Sims.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Today and congratulations for driving through Sims, Alabama.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
I saw the sound side in front of this restaign
just said due to staffing shortages, long hair, preaky people
can now apply. And I just took my head. I'm
boyn because us phallically challenge fellas, we can't catch a
break anywhere. Anyway. I gotta go my pole dancing instructors,

(24:22):
some of me. I've got to stretch, warm up. So
you have a great shimical Henry in a wonderful weekend.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
We'll talk to you soon, all right, Alabama bush Hawk,
thank you very much for your report from Sims. I'll
have to check that out the next time I'm in
the beautiful Sims area, look for that sign. But you
talked about pollically challenged fellas can't take a break. I
saw a recent survey that claims that the younger generation,

(24:50):
now your generation, maybe follically challenged men are having difficulties.
But for the youngest generation, generation Z. I saw a
survey that claimed that young women like men with bald
heads and a lot of muscles. So if you're follically challenged,

(25:11):
maybe all you gotta do is go work out. Might
even things out for you. Hello color, Uncle.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Henry LD, the mad trucker man. Let me tell you
I have retired. I am no longer in the drug business.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Hey, congratulations on that. Congratulations.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
I tell you what, forty four years. Forty four years,
Uncle Henry, not a single accident, not a single accident.
And I'm proud of that. So you know you just
started talking about lifting weights. Yeah, maybe I was thinking
about doing that. I'm gonna start picking up the heaviest
thing I'm gonna find. I'm gonna start with your mother.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
What you stop that? That's ridiculous? How dare you do?
All right, look the the guy coming, he's got positives
to him. But there's something somebody. Now that he's retired,
maybe there's time for intensive counseling. Look listeners. For those
that are that have the inclination, please pray for him.

(26:12):
Pray for l D. He's now retired. He now has
the time to get some type of intensive counseling to
address whatever deep seated traumas are causing him to act
out in this way. Please pray for him, Pray that
he gets the counseling he needs, either the counseling he needs,

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or pray that he sprains his tongue. That would be
you know, actually that might even be a quicker thing,
just if there could be just some type of tongue
spraying anytime he tries to say something horrible about my family,
if there would be a sprain of the tongue, and
maybe that would psychologically condition him to never attack my

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family ever again. Book on that note, going to take
a quick time out and then yes, there is more
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Radio seven ten wnt it. It's five point fifty telephone
number two five one four seven nine two seventy two three.
That's two five one four seven nine two seventy two three.
Let me see. I do have more voicemail from the
past few days. I believe here is an RT voicemail.

Speaker 9 (28:22):
Hey, good afternoon, Henry. This RT. Hey.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
I was wondering, can can you imagine anybody with whose
self political office or has celebrity status in the year
twenty ten?

Speaker 9 (28:42):
Good now on social media? Eighty six forty four?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Oh, this is a call about the former director of
the FBI posting the picture I think it was on
Instagram of some sh on a sandy beach spelling out
eighty six? Is it eighty six forty four?

Speaker 9 (29:08):
What wasn't What would have happened to that verson? I
don't think it would have been very good at all. Well,
James Comedy is now doing off of late night comedy
shows and on TV and everything. He's celebrity status. But

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just think back to twenty ten. If anybody with any
name recognition would have said eighty six forty four, what
would happen? Thank you put in here, you have a
great day.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Thank you RT for your phone call.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
On that.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I do find it supremely odd that somebody who was
the former director of the FBI with a long court, well,
think about the career that you have to have to
to get to that point. He had a long career,
and we all remember him. He was the guy that

(30:08):
came out and said he investigated the Hillary Clinton email
thing and that that, uh, there was no crime and
all this kind of stuff. James Comy, How odd is
it that he is posting political messages using seashells, seashells

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on sand saying, look what I found on the beach
and it's a political message spelled down in seashells on
a beach. That's such a juvenile is I don't think
juvenile is the right word. It just seems it just

(30:51):
it almost I can't, I can't put my mind what
kind of what what is in this guy's personality? This
was this was a tough if you know, he was
a prosecutor. I think he prosecuted Martha Stewart when Martha
Stewart was in trouble for insider trading or whatever they
charged her with. I think he was the prosecutor. So
this is Uh. Most prosecutors I've run into are kind

(31:15):
of tough. So you get out of the prosecuting business,
you get out of the FBI business, and now you're
your political messages are seashells on sand I don't know.
I by the way, I think his daughter is still

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involved in the Justice Department or something she's I think
his daughter is involved with the the p. Diddy prosecution.
I wonder if she will post updates on that using
seashells on a beach to let us know what's going
on with Diddy. It's just, uh, the what has happened

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to our society? What has happened to the society when
somebody at that level goes down dramatically to a different level.
If you'd like to leave a message like Artie did
two five one two one six, nineteen seventy six. That's
two five one two one six nineteen seventy six. Also, uh,

(32:26):
Lee putting at a political message using seashells on a
sandy beach and then having to meet with the secret
service to explain what you meant when you were posting
the message. All right. I don't know what to say

(32:51):
about that story that I can say that I can
say and not get in big trouble using foul language
on the program. It just uh. I wish Jay Aames
Comy we're out of the public eye. I don't want him.
I don't want anything bad to happen like an eighty
six thing. I would just like him to maybe get
off social media and stop doing it. Just give us

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a break, all right, Going to take a time out
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really looking forward to seeing if there are going to

(33:33):
be any any other future political messages in seashells? Is there?
What are seashells in sand better than gluing macaroni to
a poster board? If I had, if I had, if

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I had taken macaroni and spelled out eighty six Comy
on a poster board and posted it when he was
the head of the FBI, would the FBI would have
Would they have come to talk to me? I wonder

Speaker 7 (34:14):
H.