OFF THE RECORD: Blood test disasters

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In today's episode, Stace had a bit of a disaster yesterday when getting her bloods checked but Azura manages to upgrade her story. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Stacis Zura and Charlie's Off the Records,
your record. Welcome to Off the Record where Staci Zura
and Shay We we talk about things that didn't go
on the radio show. So they come here.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, I would rather stays off the record.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
So I go to have a blood test yesterday, and
you know, just go into the lab and they know, yeah,
but just doing general tests, no, biggie. So I thought, yep,
have a blood test. And I did that and she said,
and you also need to do a urine sample.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Are you sample?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I didn't expect that, and so I forgot and.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I want a blood test thing.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, it's a thing.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I have asked to do a urine test for something before,
but I've never been like bombarded with one.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well it was just because I said to the doctor
I want a general test. Around you try to go, yeah,
do your general test, right, But I didn't know that
your en sample was part of it. And the issue
was started to give me stage fright. Was I realized
I just drunk a barocca. Oh no, so you're looking
see me nuculear here like that you just think of

(01:10):
like say Homer Simpson when that thing he carries at
the beginning of The Simpsons, like this is this is weird.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I can't not wanting to get like a faith tist
just because you're embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
At the color.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh that's so real though.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I Oh, so I thought, okay, so I won't do
that because that's a bad thing to do. And then
I kind of dropped it as well, and so I
went back and I said, oh, sorry, I didn't. I
sort of tried to give a stupid excuse. I went
Barocca and she didn't really like it, not really, and
she said it's okay, can you do another one? I
was like, uh, I don't know, and so I kind

(01:46):
of a drink of water and I waited and I
was like no, I literally can't.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I totally failed failed.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh my gosh, oh no, no, the sample.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I feel it was baracco colors.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You spilt the nuclear loveting sample.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So the problem is as well that you have have
you know, like a barcode and she's like, well, no,
I have to see that.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
So she had to get a manager and.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
With that guy.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, I was so that guy.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
And it was also just close to closing time, and
so yeah, She's like, take it away, do it yourself,
bring it back.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, okay, that's not too bad. Well I have not
had a nuclear colored one or spilt it. But I
will say when I have gone and done a urine test,
the same thing when I'm gone to get bloods. I
it's a very small container obviously, and get all over
the place. No, how about this, I you know, place it.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Where it needs to go.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And then when I started, I really needed to go toilet,
so it just started bouncing straight off. Didn't even go
inside it. It was like a missile, just like just
when everywhere, and I just thought, okay, I didn't go
on the floor, but I literally got pee all over myself.
I was like, bro, I hate this. Why they give
you the tiniest container.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's always going to go over true, but no, it's
the time.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
If you read the instructions, they said don't don't do
this at the beginning, Like, wait, but anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
How can you there also takes a bit of.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Thank you for Sarah for taking my story up grade.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
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