June 24, 2024 • 33 mins
On today's podcast, when Charlie's wife away everything goes wrong. The excuses never end when it comes to kids not wanting to go to school. Plus, Azura is off to Europe on Friday and she expresses her feelings about it.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Flavor Podcast Network, the Flavor Breakfast Podcast with Stace, A,
Zorah and Charlie On.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Today's podcast, Oh we've started something new. It's a when
Sainty's Out of Town series. Yep, talking about Charlie's wife
and take me now, I've seen it all and I've
even heard it or all the excuses that my kids
pull to get out of school.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
And I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'll admit it. I do admit it and you'll find
out what of on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hi, Hello and welcome, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
So it's just A Zarah and Charlie with you this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
The Terrible Two, the Two of Us Baby.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes, Stace has hit it all the way down to
Nelson for the Kapa Haka Nationals to support one of
her children.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So good luck to her daughter.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Who will be competing today. And not to mention, it
is missus Stacey Morrison's birthday. Ah, so we have to
say a big happy birthday to her.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Happy birthday, Stace.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And you know what man for her to celebrate her
birthday at the Kapaka Nationals. You know the nerves that's
going through her mind and her body right now watching
her daughter perform. You know it's she talked about it
off off air. As a matter of fact, the amount
of hours they put into the practices, months of practicing,
(01:21):
you know, down to twenty minutes of what are they
called it standing time? Yeah, standing time, And you know
it's not about her, it's about her daughter. But hey,
happy birthdays days, yeah, goods.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And the way we're celebrating as well.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We've still got her balloon here for Big Papa, so
we will be popping her balloon sex thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Seven, thirty eight to thirty, you.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Know the drill by now it's the last week of
Big Papa, of course. So you phone through one hundred
and full flavor. When you hear the cure to call,
you choose a balloon, you pop it, You win the
cash and you go and the jaw to come back
on Thursday and have a one and fifty chants at.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Fifty thousand dollars. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh the excuses, excuses, excuses, And like I mentioned, my
wife's saying, he is away in tongue and it's only
been two school days and already I'm hearing all the
excuses under the sun. So yesterday my son Rob had
his Auckland Champs Rugby competition and it was held out
in Dunkirk, and because Pilly had to go to school, right,
(02:28):
he goes to me, Dad, this is on Sunday, Dad, Man,
please can I just go and support Rob? You always
tell us man, you know, a family needs to stick together.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I was like, ah, Bro, I know this week.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I know exactly where this is hitting Pollie. He's like, please,
just I just need to take a day of school
and go support my brother. And I'm like, Bro, your
brother's coming off the bench. He doesn't need support. We're
going to be there.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You go back. You just go to school, son, You
just go to school. And he's like, Dad, I just
want to give him some tips.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Man, Even if he's on the beach, it's easier for
me to talk to him in his own the bench.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'm like, Bro, this kid is on. He's on.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know, it's just quite smart, really like you know, oh, Dad,
it's easier to give him tips anyways when he's.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
On the bench.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm like, Bro, you know, I don't know whether to
laugh or whether to just like or to be angry,
you know what I mean. It's like I'll give him
a for effort, Like what the excuses and he's like, Dad, please,
you know what's the point. I'm telling us that family
is everything. There he's gonna need my support. I'm his brother.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Ask him, ill just ask him. I'm like, oh, bro,
this guy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Relaxed, try anything to get off school, though they do anything.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
And you know, I asked my son, do you do
you have to enjoy school? And he's like, I love school,
then why don't you just go to school? Once again,
goes back to the pulls the family card. My brother's
playing is an important game. I need to give him
some tips. I'm just like, son, you're not a coach mate,
you know, and you've only just gone back to playing
(04:01):
rugby this year, so what's all the trips are going
to give him? And that you're not playing n r
L live here on PS five minut this is an
actual game.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, the funny thing is my brother was really good
at the excuses. So right before in athletics day or
swimming day, he you know, he'd be injured all of
a sudden. So then he would say, you know, what's
the point and going when the whole day is about
you know, doing sports, and he can't because he's hurt
and it would be so he could stay home and game.
(04:30):
See that was there, was it, and my dad would
always let let him, let him off with.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It, let a flight.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, this was it was actually a It was
good for him to be a part of it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And I'm not lying.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So he did get the day.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
He did the day of school because it was easier
for us just to be there and I didn't have
to go and pick him up or make sure at
home by.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That terrible, You're terrible. It ends up being what's easier
for you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Look, but then he did follow his word. He kept
his word. He was giving his brother to term. And
the cool thing about it was it was quite cute.
I mean despite being you know, not at school, but bro,
just seeing him massaging his brother's back no way, yes, wait,
yes way, And it was it was a wonderful little
moment that was captured. And then my dad, you know,
(05:15):
the super coach giving the kids, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Their tips on the side like kids.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You know, when I'm seeing diet and all this, I'm like, oh, bro,
you're not only getting tipped from my son Pulley, but
you're also getting tips from the super all black coach.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
My dad and The thing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is is like you really truly have heard at all
or you've come up with them yourself, you know, growing up.
So what were what some of the excuses that your
kids have come up with or maybe something that you
used and worked finn as a parent.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now you're listening to excuses you used to say to
your parents and you realize how like stupid it was.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
But I'm just like, bro, this is funny, crack up
full through sixty moment eight.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Two double oh eight hundred and full flavor. The excuses,
the excuses.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So you know, we talk about excuses as kids and
the most recent excuse and I'm talking about getting out
of school. The most recent excuse that my son has
used was to get out of school to support his
brother who was playing in his Auckland Champs rugby final,
to give him tips.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Man, I'm like, flax, this is a ticks here on
a two double. I want some excuses that your kids
have used or you have used yourself, because we've all
been there. This one says my son has done this
two years in a row day of speeches, has said
that he has a sore stomach, claims food poisoning.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Like, Bro, I'm the one that cooked your feet about this,
one says.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So, I'm a dad of five boys, and this happened
last year.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Lowell.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So, my seventeen year old son asked for the day
of school because he can go, so he can go
to the career's expo with his friends to sort out
his future.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
He said. Long story is short.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I work in town, and I was down in Victoria Park,
which is here.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
In the city center, having my lunch.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And as I got there, I see my son sitting
on a park bench with his missus cuddling up so
much hate, I yelled out to him, and he got
up and ran away as fast as he could have
left his missus by bloody can's low that's from John.
That's naughty and not looking up for my future.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Brother.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Look, we've got some tickets here from some teachers, all right,
So this is a different angle, right, This is a
teachers reading out these excuses. Now this is more so
around pe and he goes, I've got some notes in
my day, and this one here, by far takes the cup.
I can't participate in sports because if I move, my
(07:48):
heart will have a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Like who writes that? Like bro? Like that?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, that's not actually a note. That's what the students
say to the teacher. I can't move. I can't move
because if I move, I have a heart attack. Okay, okay.
And I can't participate in sports because I had meningitis.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Like the kids say the most weirdest things. I remember
I beginning to their teachers. I remember being caught.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I got a friend of mine to write a note
to get out of pe.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Year seven Touco College.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Mister Hucker was my teacher, and he asked me to
come to him during the class and because I was
just sitting out, you know, and he said, nice, try
with the note.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
But you spelled the word reason wrong. You got the
end of a mixed up.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It was so embarrassed. Bro, if you're gonna do it,
but you're gonna do it smart. I used to walk
to the bus stop he's another text, and wait for
the bus to drive past opposite side, then walk home
and tell my mom did the bus.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
How are moves?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I think there's a few few ones like that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Then blame her on the boogie, blame her on the
bus man. Oh boy, she's been geeing this whole trip
up for as long as I could remember.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Three months, two months, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
But today she has confessed that she's shaking in her boots,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, because she's about to
take on Europe.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, and she said to me, do you know what, Bri,
I'm scared.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I'm scared because it's you know, I've been watching too
many movies, and you know, movies sort of scare me,
especially when you're traveling to Europe. I was like, boom,
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well, I've never been anywhere, do you know what I mean?
So I've been to Fiji once for you know, a week.
I went to Australia once when I was thirteen, So
I haven't been on a long haul flight before. And
I am traveling alone via Hong Kong to get to
Istanbul in Turkey. That's my first stop. I want to
(09:57):
do the.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Whole air ballooning.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And although I've been really really excited, I haven't been
sleeping very well and I was trying to work out
why last night. I thought it was excitement, but it's not.
It's I'm I'm scared. I'm scared to travel. I'm scared
to leave the safety of everything I've ever known.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
This is freaking because they're going by yourself, right, yes,
don't don't keep reminding me. That freaks me out.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And because I've never been I can't even remember going
to an international airport, so they am or to a
country where people don't speak English, like I understand this.
See so many things that are going through my mind
at the moment about I don't want anything to go wrong,
And my dad wasn't really reassuring. He's like, oh, yeah,
(10:43):
I looked up all the countries you're going to to
see how safe they are.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think of the movie You've taken the shuttle bus.
Shuttle Bus? Do you remember that one? There's so there's
so many like movies about traveling, and I don't know
it's really thinking in that I am. Even though I'm
really proud of myself for doing it, I am scared
to believe in the safety of old heir or in
(11:07):
New Zealand because it's all I know, it's what I know.
And even though this has been a dream of mine forever,
my brain.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Has started to tell me otherwise reasons.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, well you should be scared because you're going
into a different country, right culture, there are rules in
these places where you got to go. So you know,
obviously you will be a little bit scared. You're not
just going across the ditch here, sweetie. You're supposed to
be reassuring with you right now.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm just letting you know, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
And the funny thing is, like two weeks ago, I
was watching Take It, Oh, and you did come to mind.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I was like, Sally, so you know, just.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
In case, well, you know, the thing is is I
can't turn to Charlie for reassurance because Charlie has admitted
that he refuses to go anywhere further than America. He
said that no, America is where I draw the line.
I will not go further away from from New Zealand, mate.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
But that's what I'm saying, Like, you know, hey, even being.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
On a plane, bro, like for that long, you know,
I'm like, I've got to stand up and walk around.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I've got to wiggle my toes.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I found out that, hey, I'm flowing economy via in
New Zealand. I found out last night that you don't
have to pay for food. You get food for free.
I don't know that, bro, you can even get drinks
for free?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
What I didn't know that? There's so much I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And don't worry everyone, I'm gonna harass my Instagram stories
and my TikTok if I So, yeah, I am scared.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
And yeah, Charlie stay a Zora and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Charlie, break it to me.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
How's your no energy drinks going? I'm not gonna lie.
This is going down. Not too bad, not too bad.
It's day one though, it's day one.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But you know what I've You know what I've done
is that I'm going to be at a little bit
earlier now, okay, so that there is no need for
any energy drinks.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Do you know what I'm saying? You should be doing
that anyway, Bro? I do, but you also a dad.
I have responsibilities. Okay, bro, your kids are in bed
by eleven. There's no excuse for that.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Relax man, Okay, Well, he's gone from five energy drinks.
Usually he would have all been close to finishing. You're
second by now, yes, and right now you've got none.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You're at zero.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I'm at zero, so that the update of switching it
up to a bit of amnos.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Even know what that is?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Aminos? All I know is it's a purple looking drink.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
So my dad, I think he's fifty six, I don't know,
fifty five fifty that's so young. Yes, I am really
proud of him actually because he has put himself out
there and decided to change industries.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Where he works. So what was he doing before he
was doing He's been a painter.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, yeah, painting, which is actually it's really hard, mahi.
And like like Dad was saying, it's a young man's job,
you know, being on your hands and knees all day.
That's painting, standing, breathing in the fumes of paint and.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Just just being over it really. So yeah, he was
ready for a change, and he was.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
He was quite scared actually to take the leap and
of course go completely, you know, somewhere else. He decided
to sit his truck driving license. Nice, yes, and he
is going to try and get into that industry more
sitting on his bum less, you know, crawling on his
hands and knees standing. But I find it quite inspiring
(14:53):
in its own way, because you know, it's it's it's
really truly never too late to make a change, especially
if you're know it's going to be good for you, your family,
and you will get more out of what you're doing.
I think when you've been doing the same job your
entire life, it's pretty scary to move away from that.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Well, I guess the toughest part.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You know, when you're comfortable with doing something a certain
thing for so long, Bro, that's dangerous, you know what
I mean. When you're in a comfort zone, sometimes you
need to feel a bit uncomfortable to feel like, you know,
you could grow. Like myself, I decided, like at my age,
I'm not fifty something, but I wanted to do something else.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It's a little bit different.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And you know, I went to go do my study
for a PT to become a pet and because I
love training.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I mean, it just worked hand in hand, right, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
And it's something different, and it's a little bit outside
of my comfort zone because you just don't know who
you're coaching. You know, you've got people that come from
other gyms and these are coaches themselves, so you get
you do feel a little bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So for your dad, you actually put himself out there. Yeah,
that's me and it reminds me.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It reminds me that he was a boy once too,
if that makes sense. And what I mean by that
is he was quite discouraged because he actually failed the
first time that he set the license.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Ah yeah, come on, And you know.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He was saying to me like, oh man, I'm you know,
I'm a bit of I'm a failure and maybe I
shouldn't be doing this, and he was looking into it
too much. And I was the one that said, I
failed my license the first time. I said it, it
doesn't matter that you're you.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Know that you're older and you're changing jobs.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You're just scared. You're scared that you're even taking the leap.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
He passed it the second time. It turns out there
there was actually an issue with the truck that he
had rented on.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It wasn't even his problem.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And believe it or not, there are a lot of
people out there that had to sit their license more
than once, and even more than that, there are a
lot of people that don't even have licenses.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Hey listen, there are people out there to driving and
learn his license or zero if you.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Take that leape. Sat Night literally doesn't even have their learners.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
So you know, I've got a little message for those
of you out there that have failed your license or
don't have one, or you're stuck on.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
One of them that's coming up in a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
This might inspire you, inspire you to just stay where
you are. So people out there with no license, I
want you to remember this the next time someone goes
and gives you You know, it gives you stick about it. Hey, Hey,
forget the haters, because maybe you are doing something good
(17:34):
for the environment.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I think it's time we celebrate, we uplift, and we
reward the unlicensed adults among us. If you're above the
age of eighteen years old and you don't have a
driver's license, you're doing more for this country than most,
if not all, members of Congress could ever possibly even
imagine doing. Not having a driver's license is climate change activism.
Me asking my friend to give me a ride somewhere
(17:58):
is creating community.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Climate change activism creating community. A Remember they remember that
next time, nixt time you're asking someone for.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
A ride to drink.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Something I never should do ever again is just have
my phone while drinking. In general, it's not a safe
space all Like, first, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You know, don't don't drink and drive. Everyone knows that right.
Don't drink and fry.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, how about don't drink and uber eats time and
time again. I have ordered food and it's been left
out in the could like I'll fall in this.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I know you've done that. Yeah I have.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But how about I thought it would be such a
good idea to uber eats get this because I wanted
everyone to stay the night at my house or my friends.
So in my mind at the time, it must have
thought will get them to stay. I uber eat eighteen
(19:06):
eggs from night and night and day, but then like
the smallest pack of streaky bacon because it was expensive.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Let me tell you, eighteen eggs from night and day, Bro,
that wasn't cheap?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Must I don't know, I didn't look, but it all
came to seventy dollars eggs, just eggs and one bacon
and a juice?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Would it be cheap if you would have just got
up and bought the egg yourself, walked to somewhere?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
What did you just stay down the road from rog No,
this is the middle of the night. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
The dedication, bro, Like that's you're a good friend, Like
I mean, you want your friends to stay over so
the buy and buy eggs.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
What say house today.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Your poor things? It eats into work will stays a
Zorah and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Charlie, you are without your wife, saying, he who is
currently over in Tonga at the moment, so you know
she's been out of town, well only a few days now.
You've already taken your two eldest boys to a hotel
because quote, you didn't want to have to clean the
house and you knew that him and them and their
(20:30):
cousins would miss it up.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
So we've cleaned our house, and it's you want to
keep it that way, and I want to keep it
that way for as long as they can. Knowing my boys, bro,
it's like almost when the cat's away, the mice came
out to play. When the mom's at home, Bro, she's
the one that lays it down with an iron fist,
Like nope.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's also it's not that and I mean that's respectfully.
It's also a bit of a cop out on your
end because you knew it was going to be a
miss so you've just avoided it by taking them for
a staycation.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It's definitely, it's definitely helping you smart move. Nah, it's
all good.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It is.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's actually really smart. Eh, look smart, not hard. But
I'm thinking we make this a series cool the same
He's out of Town series. Charlie's wife is no longer
the air and what goes down? Oh, you should see
what happens in studio flavor Faro. Charlie has been ringing
his boys multiple times to wake them up, and then
(21:30):
you've also been facetiming them to double check that they
have put on what you have laid out for them.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's me for school. And they listen, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No, yeah, they really listen because yesterday this was your
son Pilly talking about what he was going to wear
to school.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Change first, do you hear him? Just hang up on you?
Then I'm gonna stay with these shorts later, do you know?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Do you know these kids? Honestly, bro, you give them
it and they take a mile. And I'll say this
because I think I let them, I let them do it.
I need to really draw the line between you're my friend,
but then at the same time, I'm your dad. I
laid all their clothes ready for the week, and because
their mom's away playing out, they're playing up there.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Hey, tell you look.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
All he asked for is he wants to wear the
same shorts and as the day before.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's like dad, let me we hear the duty shorts,
let me be and then it makes his mind. I'm
going to wear the same ones.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Letterring, have kids. It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
They say, I'm leaving my hair. But this is a
tongue in problem, okay, and maybe it Pacific Island problem.
Our names are so unique to a point where you know,
our names could probably place it in the Guinness World
Records for the longest names. Right in my band three
houses down, we have a member and this is an
(23:10):
ongoing problem. I guess when we are late to our
boarding gates. His name is Benici Money the boiler Will,
which is quite a long name. And I'm sorry justice
first name, no, that's first and last name, but not
it's not including the middle name. So you sort of
get where I'm going with this. A in the boarding
passes right, when it comes to your names, they sort
(23:32):
of chop it up.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
But with Benisi Money.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
You spell it as pe n I s I m
A N.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I said, Benisie money. It's quite long.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
One time we were on our way to the States
on tour, and we were running late because we took
our time eating at McDonald's. But with the name Benisie
Money on the boarding pass, well spells out pe in I.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
S right, spell penis and we we rely.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
The lady on the speaker was calling out.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Attention, attention, Charlie.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Latimer, general fire, and then they sort of like were
stuttering or like, we're indecisive in terms.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Of do we say this name? Do we say this name?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Pen p Nice, pin Nice, please report to the gate immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
We're like, bro, this is not the name man, you know.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
So the problem is that when you have a long
name and then they end up cutting it in the
boarding past, it turns out quite awkward, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, I do feel firn because, like you said, it's
an ongoing problem, and it's.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
A what it's a one problem.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Pennies at least say pennies pens money.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Hey, they did better than you. You just said it
and I baited you and you you failed.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Bro Well, I wanted to give contextest to what I
was talking about.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Here.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
We are missing you know, one theater flavor briefast missus
Morrison man, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
But she is saying, very very special.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
She's all the way down in Nelson for the National
Secondary School Cuppa Hakka Championships.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Brother kids that are down there right now. Okay, let
me tell you this. The hours of mahi, the hours
of work they've been putting in for this moment has
been phenomenal. Twenty five hours a week dedicated to couple
hue that's insane in school and in school, and then
some of them actually have part time jobs as well.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So over fifteen thousand visitors are going to the event
which starts today, So good luck to anyone that knows
someone that will be standing or have managed to get
down there. Yesterday the fog, oh man, that really tripped
up all of the flights to Nelson and surrounding flights
as well. You know, eighteen domestic flights were affected in
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general just because of the fog yesterday leaving Auckland City.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So I hope everyone.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Got down that needed to get down, and good luck
to every single person in the finals will be on Friday,
the twenty eighth of June. I mean they've shut down
car parks and Nelson, you know, closed locations and the CBD.
So yeah, oh yeah, l huge event for the kids.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
You got to you gotta also remember both parents and children.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Bro. All the best to you all.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I know the parents are nervous right now, but hey,
stay call calm and collective.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, and happy birthday Stacy.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I know she wouldn't want to be anywhere else celebrating
her birthday.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
She'll be back tomorrow though.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
She loves around trip. She's a busy woman. Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
You got to give praise where it's due, right, Oh,
we yes, we do. Indeed.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
So one of the boys in the band, Junior Soguetta
and along with some of my family members who are
part of this core group that are in Europe at
the moment, actually had the opportunity to play a lot side.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Cold No way, yes, way, man, no way.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
You know, it hits different when you see your own people,
Polynesian people. So you've got sire for and others who
are there on the big stage. And this is in
front of hundreds and thousands of people at a cold
Play concept, right, this is this Goose Buns material.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Wow, Bro, that's the boys singing right there by the way,
that's not Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
So you're proud, you know, having the proud having Junior
who's in three houses down. I mean seeing him, you know,
on the big stage with a band like Coldplay.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
One percent, it just makes me a proud Polynesian, you know,
specific island that our boys are being heard on the
big stage, on the world stage.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The latest celebrity goes from around world wave a breakfast.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh m go man.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh. They call it a comeback, Lindsay Lohan being back
on the on the screen.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Let her come back exactly, man, Because.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Lindsay Lohan, she had a bit of an l she
took a few losses, but she sends yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Lessons a I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But Lindsay Lohan, she is back, and Disney Studios has
posted a photo. I mean, she's been in a couple
things recently, but nothing that big, nothing where people have
gone and got excited for.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Well, guess what.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Her and Jamie Lee Curtis have reunited as they begin
to film the sequel to their two thousand and three
hit Freaky Friday. That's the one where you know, they
go in, they have a Chinese meal, they open a
fortune Cookie and then they swap bodies, the mom and
the daughter.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
It's a classic. It's a classic.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know what's crazy snoop dog man. Is there anything
this man can't do? Like he's on what bag for pans?
He does a lot of things man commercials. He's a businessman.
But he's commentating.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
What hurdle in the water? Get up front of him?
They come up behind him, certainly do ute horses and
they running slow. But oh, he's jumping the top of
the hurdle.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You can do that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That was a coold trick right here.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
When he's off the tippy top. There's a colored trick
right there. Wow, they do that trick. Man.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
He's commentated but rapping at the same time. But it
doesn't end there. The man's actually running a two hundred
meter Yeah, and let me tell you this, bro, I'm
watching him run. Well, he's an old man now you know,
he's a granddad, but hey, he doesn't let that stop.
And me running in track pants and just seeing him
doing his bits. His time was thirty four seconds. That's
(29:48):
not bad, too much bad at all, Like about seventeen seconds,
like pro one hundred meter.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I'm not even kidding. That would be fast.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
He's not tall, you know, so he's got long legs,
long strikes. I suppo his legs though, man, my snap.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yes, snoop dog.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I think we're going to see more of them all
around the Olympics, because this was of course for the
field Olympic trials, and he did do some commentating last
Olympics with Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So I'm saying this is funny. Yeah, this is gonna
be payment. This is the beginning. I think I need
to pull you up on something. What's a lean right?
You know what? It makes me a little nervous when
you use my last name. Oh man, I.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Need to pull you up on this because what you
did yesterday takes a lot of courage in my mind,
and and like just just for me personally, yesterday we
had a meeting. Okay, guys, flavor fam, I want you
to to do this. We're in a hue and everybody's
around us. We haven't had anything to eat whatsoever. And
(30:46):
then Zero rocks up to our meeting. Late worth a scone.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
What's it? She's gone? Yes, Sour Criam's Sakrimin Trives is gone.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Sour Kreman tribes is gone. She sits in ahoie bro
bro and slowly opens up.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I was trying to be quiet.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Listen opens up the packet of scones and Bro, she
puts butter on it.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Don't say. Look, you you're such an exemplator you can
small it off. Scorns you're acting like and didn't share.
And you also said no one else had eaten did finish,
including you? You you had already eaten in the studio
zaa Aline. Bro did not offer anybody any skones. But
(31:33):
this is everybody around the around the table.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Man, this is a step.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
She just slowly eats her skone and Bro, we're just
looking at Bro. Smell so nice. The smell in the
office was Bro. It was bombing the office with the smell.
And I was like my head, like working with Laie,
why would you even do this break? Couldn't you even
save like your appetite until we're all gone?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
And then just got yeah, yeah, yeah, I did offer.
You don't know where other people at eden and you
definitely did eat.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
So there you have it.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Come on, man, if you wanted some scorn, Bro, just us.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You're better than just us. We will be a team
of three tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Stay Stace, Wait why because Bra, you know you this
whole morning you've just been cleaning up.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
We get it.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
The you're the youngest. Okay, So when Stacey's here, she
keeps you in line, and she keep both of us
just you. And then when she's gone, oh my goodness,
or the off air banter, just all the pranks everything,
I'm not having.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
A but pranked them a few times.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So actually, really early this morning on the show, he
was telling a story and he spelled out the word
pe n I S and I and I pretended like
I didn't know what that was, and it made him
say it on it and then I told him I was.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Going to get in trouble, but hey, I told I
ended up.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
When when I realized that Charlie was freaking out about
saying it, I told him it's it's fine, You're not
going to get in trouble, and out got into work
and he goes, hey, I've just got to let you
know something I.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Said p e n I S on air.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Of course, you know what I mean. You've got to
nip it in the bud. You know you've been throwing
some hospital passes all day long.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Then do that when the station is away, whatever the saying.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Thanks for listening to the Flavor Breakfast podcast. Catch a
new app here tomorrow. Or listen live every weekday from
Sex
The Flavor Podcast Network, the Flavor Breakfast Podcast with Stace, A,
Zorah and Charlie On.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Today's podcast, Oh we've started something new. It's a when
Sainty's Out of Town series. Yep, talking about Charlie's wife
and take me now, I've seen it all and I've
even heard it or all the excuses that my kids
pull to get out of school.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
And I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'll admit it. I do admit it and you'll find
out what of on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hi, Hello and welcome, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
So it's just A Zarah and Charlie with you this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
The Terrible Two, the Two of Us Baby.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes, Stace has hit it all the way down to
Nelson for the Kapa Haka Nationals to support one of
her children.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So good luck to her daughter.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Who will be competing today. And not to mention, it
is missus Stacey Morrison's birthday. Ah, so we have to
say a big happy birthday to her.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Happy birthday, Stace.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And you know what man for her to celebrate her
birthday at the Kapaka Nationals. You know the nerves that's
going through her mind and her body right now watching
her daughter perform. You know it's she talked about it
off off air. As a matter of fact, the amount
of hours they put into the practices, months of practicing,
(01:21):
you know, down to twenty minutes of what are they
called it standing time? Yeah, standing time, And you know
it's not about her, it's about her daughter. But hey,
happy birthdays days, yeah, goods.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And the way we're celebrating as well.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We've still got her balloon here for Big Papa, so
we will be popping her balloon sex thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Seven, thirty eight to thirty, you.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Know the drill by now it's the last week of
Big Papa, of course. So you phone through one hundred
and full flavor. When you hear the cure to call,
you choose a balloon, you pop it, You win the
cash and you go and the jaw to come back
on Thursday and have a one and fifty chants at.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Fifty thousand dollars. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh the excuses, excuses, excuses, And like I mentioned, my
wife's saying, he is away in tongue and it's only
been two school days and already I'm hearing all the
excuses under the sun. So yesterday my son Rob had
his Auckland Champs Rugby competition and it was held out
in Dunkirk, and because Pilly had to go to school, right,
(02:28):
he goes to me, Dad, this is on Sunday, Dad, Man,
please can I just go and support Rob? You always
tell us man, you know, a family needs to stick together.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I was like, ah, Bro, I know this week.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I know exactly where this is hitting Pollie. He's like, please,
just I just need to take a day of school
and go support my brother. And I'm like, Bro, your
brother's coming off the bench. He doesn't need support. We're
going to be there.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You go back. You just go to school, son, You
just go to school. And he's like, Dad, I just
want to give him some tips.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Man, Even if he's on the beach, it's easier for
me to talk to him in his own the bench.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'm like, Bro, this kid is on. He's on.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know, it's just quite smart, really like you know, oh, Dad,
it's easier to give him tips anyways when he's.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
On the bench.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm like, Bro, you know, I don't know whether to
laugh or whether to just like or to be angry,
you know what I mean. It's like I'll give him
a for effort, Like what the excuses and he's like, Dad, please,
you know what's the point. I'm telling us that family
is everything. There he's gonna need my support. I'm his brother.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Ask him, ill just ask him. I'm like, oh, bro,
this guy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Relaxed, try anything to get off school, though they do anything.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
And you know, I asked my son, do you do
you have to enjoy school? And he's like, I love school,
then why don't you just go to school? Once again,
goes back to the pulls the family card. My brother's
playing is an important game. I need to give him
some tips. I'm just like, son, you're not a coach mate,
you know, and you've only just gone back to playing
(04:01):
rugby this year, so what's all the trips are going
to give him? And that you're not playing n r
L live here on PS five minut this is an
actual game.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, the funny thing is my brother was really good
at the excuses. So right before in athletics day or
swimming day, he you know, he'd be injured all of
a sudden. So then he would say, you know, what's
the point and going when the whole day is about
you know, doing sports, and he can't because he's hurt
and it would be so he could stay home and game.
(04:30):
See that was there, was it, and my dad would
always let let him, let him off with.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It, let a flight.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, this was it was actually a It was
good for him to be a part of it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And I'm not lying.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So he did get the day.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
He did the day of school because it was easier
for us just to be there and I didn't have
to go and pick him up or make sure at
home by.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That terrible, You're terrible. It ends up being what's easier
for you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Look, but then he did follow his word. He kept
his word. He was giving his brother to term. And
the cool thing about it was it was quite cute.
I mean despite being you know, not at school, but bro,
just seeing him massaging his brother's back no way, yes, wait,
yes way, And it was it was a wonderful little
moment that was captured. And then my dad, you know,
(05:15):
the super coach giving the kids, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Their tips on the side like kids.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You know, when I'm seeing diet and all this, I'm like, oh, bro,
you're not only getting tipped from my son Pulley, but
you're also getting tips from the super all black coach.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
My dad and The thing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is is like you really truly have heard at all
or you've come up with them yourself, you know, growing up.
So what were what some of the excuses that your
kids have come up with or maybe something that you
used and worked finn as a parent.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now you're listening to excuses you used to say to
your parents and you realize how like stupid it was.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
But I'm just like, bro, this is funny, crack up
full through sixty moment eight.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Two double oh eight hundred and full flavor. The excuses,
the excuses.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So you know, we talk about excuses as kids and
the most recent excuse and I'm talking about getting out
of school. The most recent excuse that my son has
used was to get out of school to support his
brother who was playing in his Auckland Champs rugby final,
to give him tips.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Man, I'm like, flax, this is a ticks here on
a two double. I want some excuses that your kids
have used or you have used yourself, because we've all
been there. This one says my son has done this
two years in a row day of speeches, has said
that he has a sore stomach, claims food poisoning.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Like, Bro, I'm the one that cooked your feet about this,
one says.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So, I'm a dad of five boys, and this happened
last year.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Lowell.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So, my seventeen year old son asked for the day
of school because he can go, so he can go
to the career's expo with his friends to sort out
his future.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
He said. Long story is short.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I work in town, and I was down in Victoria Park,
which is here.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
In the city center, having my lunch.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And as I got there, I see my son sitting
on a park bench with his missus cuddling up so
much hate, I yelled out to him, and he got
up and ran away as fast as he could have
left his missus by bloody can's low that's from John.
That's naughty and not looking up for my future.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Brother.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Look, we've got some tickets here from some teachers, all right,
So this is a different angle, right, This is a
teachers reading out these excuses. Now this is more so
around pe and he goes, I've got some notes in
my day, and this one here, by far takes the cup.
I can't participate in sports because if I move, my
(07:48):
heart will have a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Like who writes that? Like bro? Like that?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, that's not actually a note. That's what the students
say to the teacher. I can't move. I can't move
because if I move, I have a heart attack. Okay, okay.
And I can't participate in sports because I had meningitis.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Like the kids say the most weirdest things. I remember
I beginning to their teachers. I remember being caught.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I got a friend of mine to write a note
to get out of pe.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Year seven Touco College.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Mister Hucker was my teacher, and he asked me to
come to him during the class and because I was
just sitting out, you know, and he said, nice, try
with the note.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
But you spelled the word reason wrong. You got the
end of a mixed up.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It was so embarrassed. Bro, if you're gonna do it,
but you're gonna do it smart. I used to walk
to the bus stop he's another text, and wait for
the bus to drive past opposite side, then walk home
and tell my mom did the bus.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
How are moves?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I think there's a few few ones like that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Then blame her on the boogie, blame her on the
bus man. Oh boy, she's been geeing this whole trip
up for as long as I could remember.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Three months, two months, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
But today she has confessed that she's shaking in her boots,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, because she's about to
take on Europe.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, and she said to me, do you know what, Bri,
I'm scared.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I'm scared because it's you know, I've been watching too
many movies, and you know, movies sort of scare me,
especially when you're traveling to Europe. I was like, boom,
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well, I've never been anywhere, do you know what I mean?
So I've been to Fiji once for you know, a week.
I went to Australia once when I was thirteen, So
I haven't been on a long haul flight before. And
I am traveling alone via Hong Kong to get to
Istanbul in Turkey. That's my first stop. I want to
(09:57):
do the.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Whole air ballooning.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And although I've been really really excited, I haven't been
sleeping very well and I was trying to work out
why last night. I thought it was excitement, but it's not.
It's I'm I'm scared. I'm scared to travel. I'm scared
to leave the safety of everything I've ever known.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
This is freaking because they're going by yourself, right, yes,
don't don't keep reminding me. That freaks me out.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And because I've never been I can't even remember going
to an international airport, so they am or to a
country where people don't speak English, like I understand this.
See so many things that are going through my mind
at the moment about I don't want anything to go wrong,
And my dad wasn't really reassuring. He's like, oh, yeah,
(10:43):
I looked up all the countries you're going to to
see how safe they are.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think of the movie You've taken the shuttle bus.
Shuttle Bus? Do you remember that one? There's so there's
so many like movies about traveling, and I don't know
it's really thinking in that I am. Even though I'm
really proud of myself for doing it, I am scared
to believe in the safety of old heir or in
(11:07):
New Zealand because it's all I know, it's what I know.
And even though this has been a dream of mine forever,
my brain.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Has started to tell me otherwise reasons.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, well you should be scared because you're going
into a different country, right culture, there are rules in
these places where you got to go. So you know,
obviously you will be a little bit scared. You're not
just going across the ditch here, sweetie. You're supposed to
be reassuring with you right now.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm just letting you know, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
And the funny thing is, like two weeks ago, I
was watching Take It, Oh, and you did come to mind.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I was like, Sally, so you know, just.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
In case, well, you know, the thing is is I
can't turn to Charlie for reassurance because Charlie has admitted
that he refuses to go anywhere further than America. He
said that no, America is where I draw the line.
I will not go further away from from New Zealand, mate.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
But that's what I'm saying, Like, you know, hey, even being.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
On a plane, bro, like for that long, you know,
I'm like, I've got to stand up and walk around.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I've got to wiggle my toes.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I found out that, hey, I'm flowing economy via in
New Zealand. I found out last night that you don't
have to pay for food. You get food for free.
I don't know that, bro, you can even get drinks
for free?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
What I didn't know that? There's so much I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And don't worry everyone, I'm gonna harass my Instagram stories
and my TikTok if I So, yeah, I am scared.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
And yeah, Charlie stay a Zora and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Charlie, break it to me.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
How's your no energy drinks going? I'm not gonna lie.
This is going down. Not too bad, not too bad.
It's day one though, it's day one.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But you know what I've You know what I've done
is that I'm going to be at a little bit
earlier now, okay, so that there is no need for
any energy drinks.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Do you know what I'm saying? You should be doing
that anyway, Bro? I do, but you also a dad.
I have responsibilities. Okay, bro, your kids are in bed
by eleven. There's no excuse for that.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Relax man, Okay, Well, he's gone from five energy drinks.
Usually he would have all been close to finishing. You're
second by now, yes, and right now you've got none.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You're at zero.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I'm at zero, so that the update of switching it
up to a bit of amnos.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Even know what that is?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Aminos? All I know is it's a purple looking drink.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
So my dad, I think he's fifty six, I don't know,
fifty five fifty that's so young. Yes, I am really
proud of him actually because he has put himself out
there and decided to change industries.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Where he works. So what was he doing before he
was doing He's been a painter.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, yeah, painting, which is actually it's really hard, mahi.
And like like Dad was saying, it's a young man's job,
you know, being on your hands and knees all day.
That's painting, standing, breathing in the fumes of paint and.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Just just being over it really. So yeah, he was
ready for a change, and he was.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
He was quite scared actually to take the leap and
of course go completely, you know, somewhere else. He decided
to sit his truck driving license. Nice, yes, and he
is going to try and get into that industry more
sitting on his bum less, you know, crawling on his
hands and knees standing. But I find it quite inspiring
(14:53):
in its own way, because you know, it's it's it's
really truly never too late to make a change, especially
if you're know it's going to be good for you, your family,
and you will get more out of what you're doing.
I think when you've been doing the same job your
entire life, it's pretty scary to move away from that.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Well, I guess the toughest part.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You know, when you're comfortable with doing something a certain
thing for so long, Bro, that's dangerous, you know what
I mean. When you're in a comfort zone, sometimes you
need to feel a bit uncomfortable to feel like, you know,
you could grow. Like myself, I decided, like at my age,
I'm not fifty something, but I wanted to do something else.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It's a little bit different.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And you know, I went to go do my study
for a PT to become a pet and because I
love training.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I mean, it just worked hand in hand, right, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
And it's something different, and it's a little bit outside
of my comfort zone because you just don't know who
you're coaching. You know, you've got people that come from
other gyms and these are coaches themselves, so you get
you do feel a little bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So for your dad, you actually put himself out there. Yeah,
that's me and it reminds me.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It reminds me that he was a boy once too,
if that makes sense. And what I mean by that
is he was quite discouraged because he actually failed the
first time that he set the license.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Ah yeah, come on, And you know.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He was saying to me like, oh man, I'm you know,
I'm a bit of I'm a failure and maybe I
shouldn't be doing this, and he was looking into it
too much. And I was the one that said, I
failed my license the first time. I said it, it
doesn't matter that you're you.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Know that you're older and you're changing jobs.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You're just scared. You're scared that you're even taking the leap.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
He passed it the second time. It turns out there
there was actually an issue with the truck that he
had rented on.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It wasn't even his problem.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And believe it or not, there are a lot of
people out there that had to sit their license more
than once, and even more than that, there are a
lot of people that don't even have licenses.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Hey listen, there are people out there to driving and
learn his license or zero if you.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Take that leape. Sat Night literally doesn't even have their learners.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
So you know, I've got a little message for those
of you out there that have failed your license or
don't have one, or you're stuck on.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
One of them that's coming up in a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
This might inspire you, inspire you to just stay where
you are. So people out there with no license, I
want you to remember this the next time someone goes
and gives you You know, it gives you stick about it. Hey, Hey,
forget the haters, because maybe you are doing something good
(17:34):
for the environment.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I think it's time we celebrate, we uplift, and we
reward the unlicensed adults among us. If you're above the
age of eighteen years old and you don't have a
driver's license, you're doing more for this country than most,
if not all, members of Congress could ever possibly even
imagine doing. Not having a driver's license is climate change activism.
Me asking my friend to give me a ride somewhere
(17:58):
is creating community.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Climate change activism creating community. A Remember they remember that
next time, nixt time you're asking someone for.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
A ride to drink.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Something I never should do ever again is just have
my phone while drinking. In general, it's not a safe
space all Like, first, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
You know, don't don't drink and drive. Everyone knows that right.
Don't drink and fry.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, how about don't drink and uber eats time and
time again. I have ordered food and it's been left
out in the could like I'll fall in this.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I know you've done that. Yeah I have.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But how about I thought it would be such a
good idea to uber eats get this because I wanted
everyone to stay the night at my house or my friends.
So in my mind at the time, it must have
thought will get them to stay. I uber eat eighteen
(19:06):
eggs from night and night and day, but then like
the smallest pack of streaky bacon because it was expensive.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Let me tell you, eighteen eggs from night and day, Bro,
that wasn't cheap?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Must I don't know, I didn't look, but it all
came to seventy dollars eggs, just eggs and one bacon
and a juice?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Would it be cheap if you would have just got
up and bought the egg yourself, walked to somewhere?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
What did you just stay down the road from rog No,
this is the middle of the night. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
The dedication, bro, Like that's you're a good friend, Like
I mean, you want your friends to stay over so
the buy and buy eggs.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
What say house today.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Your poor things? It eats into work will stays a
Zorah and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Charlie, you are without your wife, saying, he who is
currently over in Tonga at the moment, so you know
she's been out of town, well only a few days now.
You've already taken your two eldest boys to a hotel
because quote, you didn't want to have to clean the
house and you knew that him and them and their
(20:30):
cousins would miss it up.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
So we've cleaned our house, and it's you want to
keep it that way, and I want to keep it
that way for as long as they can. Knowing my boys, bro,
it's like almost when the cat's away, the mice came
out to play. When the mom's at home, Bro, she's
the one that lays it down with an iron fist,
Like nope.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's also it's not that and I mean that's respectfully.
It's also a bit of a cop out on your
end because you knew it was going to be a
miss so you've just avoided it by taking them for
a staycation.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It's definitely, it's definitely helping you smart move. Nah, it's
all good.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It is.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's actually really smart. Eh, look smart, not hard. But
I'm thinking we make this a series cool the same
He's out of Town series. Charlie's wife is no longer
the air and what goes down? Oh, you should see
what happens in studio flavor Faro. Charlie has been ringing
his boys multiple times to wake them up, and then
(21:30):
you've also been facetiming them to double check that they
have put on what you have laid out for them.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's me for school. And they listen, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No, yeah, they really listen because yesterday this was your
son Pilly talking about what he was going to wear
to school.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Change first, do you hear him? Just hang up on you?
Then I'm gonna stay with these shorts later, do you know?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Do you know these kids? Honestly, bro, you give them
it and they take a mile. And I'll say this
because I think I let them, I let them do it.
I need to really draw the line between you're my friend,
but then at the same time, I'm your dad. I
laid all their clothes ready for the week, and because
their mom's away playing out, they're playing up there.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Hey, tell you look.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
All he asked for is he wants to wear the
same shorts and as the day before.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's like dad, let me we hear the duty shorts,
let me be and then it makes his mind. I'm
going to wear the same ones.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Letterring, have kids. It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
They say, I'm leaving my hair. But this is a
tongue in problem, okay, and maybe it Pacific Island problem.
Our names are so unique to a point where you know,
our names could probably place it in the Guinness World
Records for the longest names. Right in my band three
houses down, we have a member and this is an
(23:10):
ongoing problem. I guess when we are late to our
boarding gates. His name is Benici Money the boiler Will,
which is quite a long name. And I'm sorry justice
first name, no, that's first and last name, but not
it's not including the middle name. So you sort of
get where I'm going with this. A in the boarding
passes right, when it comes to your names, they sort
(23:32):
of chop it up.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
But with Benisi Money.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
You spell it as pe n I s I m
A N.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I said, Benisie money. It's quite long.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
One time we were on our way to the States
on tour, and we were running late because we took
our time eating at McDonald's. But with the name Benisie
Money on the boarding pass, well spells out pe in I.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
S right, spell penis and we we rely.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
The lady on the speaker was calling out.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Attention, attention, Charlie.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Latimer, general fire, and then they sort of like were
stuttering or like, we're indecisive in terms.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Of do we say this name? Do we say this name?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Pen p Nice, pin Nice, please report to the gate immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
We're like, bro, this is not the name man, you know.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
So the problem is that when you have a long
name and then they end up cutting it in the
boarding past, it turns out quite awkward, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, I do feel firn because, like you said, it's
an ongoing problem, and it's.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
A what it's a one problem.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Pennies at least say pennies pens money.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Hey, they did better than you. You just said it
and I baited you and you you failed.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Bro Well, I wanted to give contextest to what I
was talking about.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Here.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
We are missing you know, one theater flavor briefast missus
Morrison man, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
But she is saying, very very special.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
She's all the way down in Nelson for the National
Secondary School Cuppa Hakka Championships.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Brother kids that are down there right now. Okay, let
me tell you this. The hours of mahi, the hours
of work they've been putting in for this moment has
been phenomenal. Twenty five hours a week dedicated to couple
hue that's insane in school and in school, and then
some of them actually have part time jobs as well.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So over fifteen thousand visitors are going to the event
which starts today, So good luck to anyone that knows
someone that will be standing or have managed to get
down there. Yesterday the fog, oh man, that really tripped
up all of the flights to Nelson and surrounding flights
as well. You know, eighteen domestic flights were affected in
(26:02):
general just because of the fog yesterday leaving Auckland City.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So I hope everyone.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Got down that needed to get down, and good luck
to every single person in the finals will be on Friday,
the twenty eighth of June. I mean they've shut down
car parks and Nelson, you know, closed locations and the CBD.
So yeah, oh yeah, l huge event for the kids.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
You got to you gotta also remember both parents and children.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Bro. All the best to you all.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I know the parents are nervous right now, but hey,
stay call calm and collective.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, and happy birthday Stacy.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I know she wouldn't want to be anywhere else celebrating
her birthday.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
She'll be back tomorrow though.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
She loves around trip. She's a busy woman. Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
You got to give praise where it's due, right, Oh,
we yes, we do. Indeed.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
So one of the boys in the band, Junior Soguetta
and along with some of my family members who are
part of this core group that are in Europe at
the moment, actually had the opportunity to play a lot side.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Cold No way, yes, way, man, no way.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
You know, it hits different when you see your own people,
Polynesian people. So you've got sire for and others who
are there on the big stage. And this is in
front of hundreds and thousands of people at a cold
Play concept, right, this is this Goose Buns material.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Wow, Bro, that's the boys singing right there by the way,
that's not Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
So you're proud, you know, having the proud having Junior
who's in three houses down. I mean seeing him, you know,
on the big stage with a band like Coldplay.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
One percent, it just makes me a proud Polynesian, you know,
specific island that our boys are being heard on the
big stage, on the world stage.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The latest celebrity goes from around world wave a breakfast.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh m go man.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh. They call it a comeback, Lindsay Lohan being back
on the on the screen.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Let her come back exactly, man, Because.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Lindsay Lohan, she had a bit of an l she
took a few losses, but she sends yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Lessons a I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But Lindsay Lohan, she is back, and Disney Studios has
posted a photo. I mean, she's been in a couple
things recently, but nothing that big, nothing where people have
gone and got excited for.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Well, guess what.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Her and Jamie Lee Curtis have reunited as they begin
to film the sequel to their two thousand and three
hit Freaky Friday. That's the one where you know, they
go in, they have a Chinese meal, they open a
fortune Cookie and then they swap bodies, the mom and
the daughter.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
It's a classic. It's a classic.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know what's crazy snoop dog man. Is there anything
this man can't do? Like he's on what bag for pans?
He does a lot of things man commercials. He's a businessman.
But he's commentating.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
What hurdle in the water? Get up front of him?
They come up behind him, certainly do ute horses and
they running slow. But oh, he's jumping the top of
the hurdle.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You can do that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That was a coold trick right here.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
When he's off the tippy top. There's a colored trick
right there. Wow, they do that trick. Man.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
He's commentated but rapping at the same time. But it
doesn't end there. The man's actually running a two hundred
meter Yeah, and let me tell you this, bro, I'm
watching him run. Well, he's an old man now you know,
he's a granddad, but hey, he doesn't let that stop.
And me running in track pants and just seeing him
doing his bits. His time was thirty four seconds. That's
(29:48):
not bad, too much bad at all, Like about seventeen seconds,
like pro one hundred meter.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I'm not even kidding. That would be fast.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
He's not tall, you know, so he's got long legs,
long strikes. I suppo his legs though, man, my snap.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yes, snoop dog.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I think we're going to see more of them all
around the Olympics, because this was of course for the
field Olympic trials, and he did do some commentating last
Olympics with Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So I'm saying this is funny. Yeah, this is gonna
be payment. This is the beginning. I think I need
to pull you up on something. What's a lean right?
You know what? It makes me a little nervous when
you use my last name. Oh man, I.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Need to pull you up on this because what you
did yesterday takes a lot of courage in my mind,
and and like just just for me personally, yesterday we
had a meeting. Okay, guys, flavor fam, I want you
to to do this. We're in a hue and everybody's
around us. We haven't had anything to eat whatsoever. And
(30:46):
then Zero rocks up to our meeting. Late worth a scone.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
What's it? She's gone? Yes, Sour Criam's Sakrimin Trives is gone.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Sour Kreman tribes is gone. She sits in ahoie bro
bro and slowly opens up.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I was trying to be quiet.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Listen opens up the packet of scones and Bro, she
puts butter on it.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Don't say. Look, you you're such an exemplator you can
small it off. Scorns you're acting like and didn't share.
And you also said no one else had eaten did finish,
including you? You you had already eaten in the studio
zaa Aline. Bro did not offer anybody any skones. But
(31:33):
this is everybody around the around the table.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Man, this is a step.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
She just slowly eats her skone and Bro, we're just
looking at Bro. Smell so nice. The smell in the
office was Bro. It was bombing the office with the smell.
And I was like my head, like working with Laie,
why would you even do this break? Couldn't you even
save like your appetite until we're all gone?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
And then just got yeah, yeah, yeah, I did offer.
You don't know where other people at eden and you
definitely did eat.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
So there you have it.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Come on, man, if you wanted some scorn, Bro, just us.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You're better than just us. We will be a team
of three tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Stay Stace, Wait why because Bra, you know you this
whole morning you've just been cleaning up.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
We get it.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
The you're the youngest. Okay, So when Stacey's here, she
keeps you in line, and she keep both of us
just you. And then when she's gone, oh my goodness,
or the off air banter, just all the pranks everything,
I'm not having.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
A but pranked them a few times.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So actually, really early this morning on the show, he
was telling a story and he spelled out the word
pe n I S and I and I pretended like
I didn't know what that was, and it made him
say it on it and then I told him I was.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Going to get in trouble, but hey, I told I
ended up.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
When when I realized that Charlie was freaking out about
saying it, I told him it's it's fine, You're not
going to get in trouble, and out got into work
and he goes, hey, I've just got to let you
know something I.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Said p e n I S on air.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Of course, you know what I mean. You've got to
nip it in the bud. You know you've been throwing
some hospital passes all day long.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Then do that when the station is away, whatever the saying.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Thanks for listening to the Flavor Breakfast podcast. Catch a
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