July 18, 2024 • 39 mins
Flava Breakfast with Charlie & Maz while Stace & Azura are away!
In today's podcast, 2 weeks of Charlie and Maz has come to an end, and we finish off with a bang. Their final challenge was set, performing standup comedy. Maz wrote and performed a song for Charlie. Plus, has Charlie got a new life hack for people who find themselves running out of time.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Flavor Podcast Network, the Flavor Breakfast podcast with stace A,
Zarah and Charlie. On the podcast, Oh my goodness, I
have never had this done for me ever, we mass
wrote a song for me.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Not quite a serenade. Also on the show, we had
to perform comedy seits.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We did good.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh we did absolutely wonderful. Mate.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We were judged by an actual comedian. Listen to it
right now. On the podcast t t IF Morning, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh morning, I tg are you. I don't know whether
to be happy or sad.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Man, it's kind of sunburned the studio this morning. That's
my last morning filling in a It's been.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
A good ride.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's been a good ride, man. You know, it's not
even sad. It's not like that's saying, don't you worry
about that? Hey, Charlie. It's been a mess of two
weeks and at tim passive and we're spinning our wheel
of challenges.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
This will be our final challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The big dance, the finale. Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's going to be a big one. Oh, I'm not sure,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Every challenge has been massive for us, so this has
prepared us maybe for the worst or the best, So
I am ready to take on whatever comes our way.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I've said it before.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We've been to Helen back, so I'm not sure what.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Left there is?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What else is there?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
We've done everything you not entertain.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We'll have more on the surfing around six thirty before
we go to a song. Charlie, I wanted to tell
you about Manhattan. Do you know Manhattan?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh, I've seen the bad news or the sad news.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh my gosh, I was so shocked. Tell us all
the sad news.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Is they're finally closing. The catering has stopped. And let
me tell you this. Scene and I met at Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Really most if you don't know, Manhattan is like a
venue and that's a Mount roschool, matt Roscool, Dominion Road.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I can't believe they're closing down. They are iconic.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I can't recall how many times have been their birthdays, weddings, funerals, socials.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So you and Scene had met there.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
This is where Seni and I. It was a function
that happened, a wedding, and I've seen her and the
rest is issue.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Wow, it did used to be a nightclub. Did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Back in the days, like a flash Airs nightclub where
you had these phone booths used to bring people from
the phone booth. Wow, if I'm wrong, like if this
was your era, let us.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Know there is some olden days things. Well, we are
mourning the loss of Manhadan this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Charlian Masses Wheel challenges. Oh man, gosh, mess, this is
the finale, the big dance like burna boy says, the
last last.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It really is after two weeks. Finally, thank you Jesus,
Hello Lujah, Praise that Lord.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is our last challenge.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We've been doing this for the past two weeks. I
don't know why they decided to do this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Why don't you come over and give it a spin? O?
Can I? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, come on, this is exciting, this is I've been
spending this will for the last two weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know what. I want to let you spin this? Okay,
seeing that this is the last challenge for the.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Week, okay, the cats man and can I open the
envelope to go on?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Go on?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Then I feel like I can on Christmas, everyone here
we go. Okay, so I've opened up our envelope. Let
me come around.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's to my mic and read out today's challenge and
it gets us before I read it out, and.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Who it might be for?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Nah, like I, Like I said earlier on, I'm just
prepared to take on anything. Yeah, my life is already
full of challenges. What is this challenge? My heart's beating.
My heart's beating.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't know if it's the oils from the sausage
roll giving me high cholesterol. But happy last day of challenges.
Today's challenge requires both of you. You both managed to
break your eggs, so you must be pretty crackup. You
have one hour to come up with a one minute
piece of stand up comedy. At eight ten, Hetter Dawson
(03:54):
will be in the studio to judge who's the best.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Ah, nah, god, no, we gotta do a better stand
up comedy. Oh what do you know what I could tell?
Marty wrote this, say this is such a mighty thing.
You have cracked your eggs. Jokes you break a leg?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
HiT's a Dawson. Oh we love him and we love
his daughter, Courtney Dawson. She was actually on my podcast
and Roosalklands when I have a chicky listen during the
songs Oh my gosh, a one minute piece of stand
up comedy Okay. I mean, if we just break this
into radio terms, a voice breakers work like two three minutes,
so there's like half of that easy. And we have
(04:38):
been having so many legs. Got in the bag.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Really yeah, I think that you're pretty funny. Now you
on Instagram influence, no funny and that doesn't help. You're
wearing these zebra color You're gonna make him laugh. Stop it, eh,
stop it, eh. Okay, let's do this, bro. There's a
pretty good challenge stand up comedy.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Charlie five foot three.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm channeling Kevin Hart right now.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Man Steven's on the text nine eight two saying what
I bring it on? Oh my god, even may one
minute of comedy? Okay, Oh, Charlie's already on his laptop
YouTube how to crack a joke?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Charlie.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We have been seeing a challenge.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
This is our final challenge and the Wheel of Challenges,
the Finale, the Grand Finale. It's tim past eight this morning,
so make sure you're tuning in as us doing a
one minute comedy seat in front of a comedian himself,
the same as he to Dawson, and he'll be judging
us on this comedy seat.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I haven't even started.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, I haven't either. The thing is with me when
I write, I faba to ever write anything. It never
goes according to plan, right, So I just wanna say
a joke from the heart.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That'll be the beauty of it. I think it is
a comedy.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Even like jokes or do you just talk about funny moments?
Do you know what I mean? Like you get up
there and say, oh, hey, there was a maldi guy,
there was a tongue in guy, there was do you
know what I mean? Like, how do you start this thing?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, because I've been the exact same because I had
something in my mind chicken.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Across the road, like, nah, it's it's not that.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You don't want to do cheesy things like you still
want to be smart with it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I don't know what to do. That's that's the nerve
wrecking part. Then you've got a comedian and actually sitting
in front of us.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, I hope he's nice. Uncle hits her. Please don't
be too hard on us.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
If could just get some topics, Yeah, I think I've
already got like a butt of and that is you, sir.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So in half an hour we'll be.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Doing that comedy sit I'm very very very nervous right
now because we've been tasked in our final challenge and
our will of challenges to create a one minute comedy seat.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I'm shaking in my boots.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm shaking even more so because we have a comedian himself.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And this hits a dows some mode and in a KO. Boys,
how you go? Are you feeling a bit nervous?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We are?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
We are.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I think it's normal. If I reckon would have been
more natural for us talking like this in this setting,
right having a comedian.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This guy has the pen and so you know your stuff, uncle,
you know what I mean. So I guess my questions
that you as What words of advice do you have
for us going into this comedy set that we're to
do in eight minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Relax, relax and enjoy yourselves. Be as natural as you can. Okay,
you've got to minute up your sleeve. You know this
challenge is right on top of you, guys, So yeah,
just relax and be right.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's a minute A long time in comedy, like when
it comes to you doing stand up, like what's your
how do you even start a set?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
A minute isn't a long time intro? That's right.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It could be a poper if you want to. There's
a and how you start. You just you just look
at things that that are a bit whirred and you go.
You just have a bit different take on it. Okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Do you like pick on when you do your your set?
Right you see someone in the crowd, do you usually
pick on that person that you know? Maybe this guy
could be an easy target. This could be funny boom,
get into it.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Here.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
There's a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
There's a bit of that, but it's also it has
to be as natural as possible, especially if they're into it.
If they're not into it, then I just look at
them and I just move on. Yes, okay, all right,
we spun the wheel of challenge. This is our finale,
the last.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Last, the last line.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
All right, we spun the wheel of challenge. Our challenge
for today is that we got to do a one
minute stand up. What a comedy A comedy sets, a
comedy set, but this is a scary party. We have
a legend in our presence right now, and he has
his pad, paper and a pen. Right he's taking notes
on how we're going to go. So mass, yeah, talk
(08:48):
to me, Bro what are the nerves like right now?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Okay, we're all feeling a little bit nervous. How about
we just talked to the legend himself. His name is
Hessa Dawson. Welcome here.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, I'm a real judging mood this morning or on
the train, I was judging people like I wouldn't wear those.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I'm going to receive the notes broke here.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So what are your what is your create seria? So
when you are judging our sets, what are you looking for?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, especially for today, I'm looking for presentation and thank
you for wearing clothes. I really appreciate that. It's a
radio world. I don't know what's going on. So that's
one point for you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Each nice okay, okay, good.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So we have looking for originality. Original is it because
I've watched a lot of comedy. I'm gonna be gaing okay,
cool and overall performance, That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Is that did you well me?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Or was it a bit of a or did you
you know, really lean in and commit to That is
the pressure.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Right now, because like anyways, he's going first.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Neil you I'm going to go first, and producer Anna's
and the studio high producer Anna, you're going to be
time keeping a so sixty seconds on the clock, yes.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
And I'll give you a halfway mark and a ten
second march some sort of idea.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Okay, And I just touched my hands sweat so sweety
as tonight to be introducing each other. So Charlie introduced me.
Please all right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, all
of viewers from around the world, Ladies and gentlemen, making
his debut stand up comedy here live in direct at.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
The Flavor HQ. Put your voices and your hands together
for man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Thank you, thank you veryone, Thank you so much for
coming this morning.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Here's a Dawson. It's so lovely to have you here.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's like, honestly, your presence in the studio has felt
and we have producer Anna, you're amazing, big part of
the show.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And what was.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Your name again?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What is this for a special competition?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Actually, Charlie, I've got some here.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Here just for that's been coming out your Wow, you
are really nervous right now.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's like you're a schoolboy first say on the school yard. Yeah,
you look like a schoolboy. Suit it's giving the heart
of a schoolboy as well. Yeah, schoolboy hair cut. So
it's been a lovely two weeks with you, Charlie. I
do have to say it's been a great privilege to
be with you on the studio. Actually, Charlie has a
(11:24):
dirty of mouth and people will think we're talking about
bluebirds that cut chips the other day and then Man
and then Charlie's like, and we're in a meeting about
radio e thefer note and then Charlie goes, oh you
like the cut a mess and I'm like.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
His time up.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Honestly, Bro, what the heck was that? What Bro? Not
the throwing tissues? I didn't know what you want to
be a target?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Can you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Don't talk with me on the text light?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So for me to introduce me, give me a He
is the front man of three houses down. He is
the proud father of three babies and a loyal husband Toussaini.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
He is from the home of the brave.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh thought ourself side make it up for Chatny for man.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The other day I went to the German of Maz
and we all know that Mas is on his fitness
journey yesterday was best mood and best mood is boxing.
I was holding the pads for Mas, and honestly, when
you guys hear Mas's voice on the radio, he's got
a high pitched voice. That's the beauty of Mass. When
we started getting into the pads, I said, Mass one
two as A as A as A workout started going on. Bro,
(12:46):
I said, Mad, you really need to open up. Give
me it, give me it, open up. The voice has
started getting deeper. I was getting scared for myself. God, damn,
this is the This boy has so many talents. He
could sing Hi, he can sing low. The other day, man,
I came in here early to work. It was dark.
(13:08):
I went to turn the lights on and Mas was
already sitting here in the dark talking to me like this,
good morning Charlie.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was like, what the heck, Mas, Bro, We're about
to start this five fifteen in the morning. Please don't
skip me like that. Please just go back to your
normal voice. Go back to your normal voice. And this
is the thing off.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, he has this voice. Hey Charlie, what do you
do this weekend?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yes, like good morning?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yeah, hair Mass time cut up?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Don't you hit Bro, use your real voice, usual, real voice. Okay,
don't use these like three different tones.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh my god, I'm so sweety right now.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
It's so much, so much fun voice contrasting you waiting
for the roast. It was beautifully sucked up in the beginning.
I love that your legend they hit the dogs and led.
I love that sort of thing, the physicalness of it.
You know, you pass Charlie tissues. I love that sort
of thanks. That was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Okay, okay, film clip, you're good.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
And then Charlie came in with his very funny it's
very funny man. Great storytelling. The one two it's and
I imagined it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It cracked me up.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
It was great stand up for a Friday morning, one
minute with a stand up plus thank you, my han
you answer, thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
You have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm sweating under the arm.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
No, Rizona, never let you down, Bro, Rigzona, you have
let me down.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm sweating in the arm.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I've got to use the stuff showers after this, Oh
my gosh, and Charlie, that brings to the end of
two weeks with the challenges.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I'm sad, bro said one more time. Bro, you know
what man, You're a good sport. Thank you very much,
and we're looking forward to some more comedy stand up
at your house.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah, so I saw being comedy club out in South
Aukland Man Bobbies dot Comedy. At the moment, we've got
once a month we're doing shows. Got one next weekend.
You can check it out on Facebook and or Instagram.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
All right, head it up. HiT's it awesome. Thank you
so much for joining us.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
In studio, Stace, Azara and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
We have come to the end of it and it's
not over just yet though. I've got a song that.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I have written for you, I know, and the reason
why I brought this up to you, like maybe a
couple of days ago. Yeah, I know, we knew that
your last show was Stace. Yeah, there're two week period. Yeah,
you sung her a song and honestly, this song was
pretty It was lit.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You know that thing that when you listen or watch
past versions of yourself you kind of cringe.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, like that was me. No, No, it was it
was pretty thick. Docs.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Thank you. This is loved on cost I thing as
covered by me.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I kind of switched up the lyrics when I filled
in with Stacy this time last year.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Actually let us go. Hey hey, hey, ow Stacy.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Gonna miss me when I'm gone, especially when the red
nightlight turns on.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I will never forget.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I sat next to the queen sitting in the seat
and ex Sue means myself. I cannot believe since I
want you to choose between me.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
On the Thursday, wake off the day crushed my car
last year, so I caught the LA played the first song.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But bro I got it wrong. I played three songs
at the same time. Im with the star. Stacey actually
loved there. I'm happy. I hope you're gonna love this.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Bye, hey hey, no pressure, no pressure.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'm just the pressure is off because you actually sing
songs for a living.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So I guess I'm more grateful. I've never had anyone
write a song for me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Mess o, Wow, you are going to be taken on
a journey as I take me away, Take me away
the words of Langa Savia, I'm better take you away,
okay and sharing for me.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Here we go. I'm going in for this.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That's my body we kept in the last two weeks. Okay, Charlie,
that is my farewell gift. For you.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Here we go now.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Two weeks ago stay sand he said, hey, goodbye to you.
They told me look after Apple he left, Musashi and
foo I sang a song we didn't account. You presented
the news Banjee Oakland, Happe Bridge, Oh my poo. And
there's no challenge, no free coffee, no free Cappa flavor
drive every after, no miss me with your dirty drugs.
Knapp Alonesian doesn't like some sea food. William producer. Anna
(17:45):
used to be a rugby player. Ooh you this origin
pans and speaking of our origin, it was a win
for that new South media shark or a spoon off her.
So Charlie, our mister Jim Talks and other team you
spent and between the songs, Charlie, give me your dear
back card. Working with you was actually not even that hard.
(18:11):
Oh mess, it's been a good time, Charlie.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Charlie, Charlie. And that was my couple of broah carrys
touched my body for you?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
That was really? Really good? Bro okay, So I'm not
gonna lie. What's up?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Listen, let let's seek my okay?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You are you are so talented, You are so talented
How long did it take you to write that song?
About an hour and a half? Wow, yeah, you know
that just gets to show that and put that much
effortence to it. Bir that's it, Zorra. You will take
a whole week to write a song.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Oh wow, Really, Charlie, I just want to say off
the back of that song though, seriously, has been a
privileged to work with you on the mix for the
past couple of weeks. I've learned actually so much from you,
and we've known each other for a few years, but
so share some last in the morning and the listeners
have loved it coming from the text line and even
at the gym in real life, people coming up to us.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Hey, Ma's, oh my gosh, you're in the morning. Why
have been to you in the afternoon?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, Charlie, I just want you to know that you're
an awesome dude, and all the best to the girls
when they come back next week.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You come back. You've been a vibe man, You've been
a vibe mass. Thank you very much. This is not
the end, and it's not the end.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm not leaving.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We're never going to see each other again. Mas and Chairs.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yesterday we were out surfing and we were talking about
this earlier on in the show and it was a
lovely location actually, And while we were inside, Charlie goes
to producer and, oh, can you go get my shoes?
And I assume that you just had a pair of
shoes that you were wanting to chuck on after the
surfing was done, that were in your car.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, it's they're fun though. You don't understand this man
right here.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What he did is that he had ubered hues like Uber,
a brand new pair of sneakers from the mall. I
didn't even know you could do that. And then you
see producer Anna to go out and get it. Actually,
can we get producer Anna to come and talk to
us about this whole?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
No, I just I have never heard about using Uber
not for putting yourself in the damn car and going somewhere.
You put some shoes on the car for other services.
You kind of used it as like a career of
some sorts. Anna's here, high producer Emma.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
The team, So how did you feel about this?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's so peculiar.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Egg.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was very.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Interesting, and I think the Uber driver was confused when
I went out to him as well.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
He was like, I've got shoes Charlie. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
that's me.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
And I don't think he's done this before because he's
expected to go inside the mall.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Yeah, buy the shoes.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
I'm a guessing you've already paid for them. You're like,
I've got shoes for Charlie. Did he like show his
Uber delivery?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah? So okay, so you guys are not aware of
the saying, no, this is some life hacks going on
right now. This is the life hack. Take some notes,
but it's gonna it costs a little bit, you know, extra,
but a lot of time. So yesterday after the show,
I ordered some shoes from a good friend of mine, Liam,
over at Westfield Nike, an outlet store the Stare. But
(21:22):
I knew that we were filming after the challenge. I
didn't know what the challenge was. But you save time.
I got the uber out to Wistgate Nike. Yeah, right,
and in the special notes, I said to him, could
you please pick up my shoes from the counter with
Liam and then deliver it to us at the surfing place.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, so are you ordering this uber like you're going
to Westfield or like, how how do you order?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Your pick up point will be from Nike Wistfield, from
Nike Whistgate you go. Drop off point will be at
Generation next where we were surfing. Get it, but with
the special notes, you're letting them know what they need
to go. And do I do this not with only shoes,
but I do it with khakis. You remember the saved.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Khakis and mistake has to order an Uber all.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
The way back home.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, well the khakis and once again.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
The Uber driver was so confused. Person was getting it.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Or something or nah, the tip is the actual cost
of the Uber. But then it gets even better. Guys. Monday,
my mom made some nice food, So I ring in
now and then just checking with mom and dad and
see what they're eating, because you get to a point
when you're second title takeaways, you just want to eat
a nice lamb soup relate all this. So my mom
(22:47):
sent me a photo of what she was eating. Yeah,
and I said, okay, Mom's sweet. I want to send
the uber uber to pick the food up, so just
not Uber eat.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Uber goes to your mom's house.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Went to my mom's house. My mom went out with
the lad rap and plate and everything puts it in
the driver's seat, sorry, in the passenger. Yeah, and the
uber delivers the food to me.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I have never heard of that before. That is an
awesome life hack. Will you use it?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
And probably not? I'll just so I'll be lazy.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
But could you not have.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Gone to the shoe shop after we finished filming?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
No, but that's out of my way because you know
we're a new market. I'm going backwards, broad, I'm backtracking.
I should be going forward. I'm going back out south,
going down, going down down.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Friday final, okay, Friday final of then the ring.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
This is a rematch of last week.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Last week we reached each other.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
So on Wednesday, right, I played names from Eddies.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh yeah, that is right. That's not the first and
the ring that you've won.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, calm down, mate, No, no, I'm just celebrating what
It's a big achievement.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Thank you. I loved it. So yeah, I got the
dumb thanks names. I know he took it easier on me,
but now I'm climbing.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I was so surprised with the names one because you
guys are both musicians.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
How could you not know?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Like you said, bro, don't stereotype us man, are you
ready to be honest?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I feel like after our comedy seat, you're gonna go
all in on me. I feel like you want to
tackle me right now, and.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
The rugby since of course.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Okay, okay, okay, buzzes. My name is Charlie.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
You my name is miss.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Okay are you reading? But let's just play.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Let's let's go.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Okay. Your first instrumental is.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Mess caught up usher.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
We have to a strong start.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
But I'm not gonna under make myself because I'm actually
remembering this egg and spoon race we did with our eggs.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
We actually did one race beforehand, like a little practice
run smoke. But that second race you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Smoked me and my egg died. Okay, okay, okay, Song
number two, I'm not ruling you out.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I'm really mess Charlie's.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
End of the road. Mean were week?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
What's the next one? Two for two, buddy Charlie?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes, I do hear Charlie, But do you actually know
the song?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, mirror miry chackle.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I just want to pay it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I just want to pay Okay, you know what, this
may just be a tie, you know what, I blust
my name in there like no I can say Charlie, Charlie,
Charlie and Charlie.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Are we ready for our last song?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Mate, Empire state of mind, Jay come great, Jungle.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Dreams are made up. There's nothing I need to take
a tissue back?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Why why for all the smack talk that's coming out
of your mouth? Man, you're pretty good at this game.
As to you, you are the king of the ring.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
And I would say that Stacy is the queen and
she is back next week, so let's see we will
end up next week.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
When she returns that Monday, six a m.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Stace a, Zorah and Charlie. Hear me out here, Mas.
The children have the best memory. So if you promise
your kids something, they will never ever let this goat
like for example, Oh yeah, you know this because I
think children have like a selective memory. Yeah. They they
(27:11):
can choose what they want to remember.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I mean, just the other day we were talking about
Noah and his party training and he made a little
bit of an accident.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But then he remembers other things.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
He remembers other things, And this is what I'm talking
about with selective memory. My son Noah, who was four.
We were in Sydney a couple of weeks ago and
we were assigned a task as a family because we
were over for baptism to sing a song. Oh so
you're doing an item. So we're doing and we rehearsed
a song with my two older boys. A look at
(27:41):
the end, Pilip and my wife saying it, and were
singing the song. They were wiki right just around nine.
He's just he's like a little sponge, is absorbing everything.
I think we're running the song maybe like ten eleven times.
And to my surprise the other night, check this out,
he gets me to sing with him the song that
(28:05):
we were singing. But this is the buzzy thing. I
have never sat Noah down and gone over the song
with him. But my take on this mas is that
he has been listening to us, like, you know, for
the ten eleventh time, and he's got a down pat
bro check it out.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay, fuck, oh my gosh, this is so cute.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But see, the thing is he doesn't really understand the words,
or I mean, he's not pronouncing the words properly. But
he's got the tune, he's got the melody, he's got
the melody down pad new thing. So when I'm actually
singing with them, I.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Was like, whoa, oh wow, were you a proud father
in that moment?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I was so proud. It's something that comes to me.
And here is like that is sing sing.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
We start off with a twinkle the ABC's and then
he just started singing this song. I don't know, are
you older to musically inclined? I'm older way, Rob, He's
quite musically inclined.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I saw what's that Rob who was singing the other night?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's him. But the thing too, with with music and
my children, I don't enforce it. Yeah, I'm just you know,
no way, because I know how it feels.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
It's running through the family.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Man happy. It makes me happy. Yeah, that I can
actually do something that I love. I love music and
I find my kids enjoying it too. So man, if
the memory is gravitating towards that.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
So be it straight up and your kids are listening,
let that be a reminder. And then you know sometimes
what you're saying when words.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Fell, music speaks, Yes that it was crazy. I I
have never surfed in my life mass And you know
what these challenges. Thanks to these challenges, we get to
do a lot of things together.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yes, and things that we would have never have done,
like York and Harbor Bridge. There's no way for me
doing press ups. And yesterday we went surfing.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Brah Brah Brah. I'm talking like Hawaiian Brah. Listen. We
went out to Gravity X and New Market. It's their
soft opening, so it was an exclusive for flavor. He
shout out gravity X, Thank you guys. We went out there.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
When we are watching people surf for you're out at
the beach and they're breaking waves and it looks so
looks so easy, it's not until we get on there
we're getting ragged old. Left right, I have never been
ragged old so much to a point where I need
to come off and think about life because I don't
(30:59):
know whether I can cast. I need to do a hiatis,
you know, like similar to in a round bruh, tell
me why you did better than me? You know, I'm
here in the studio, I'm giving it all these balance. Yeah, oh,
here's a warm up for this and that. But I
should have applied that to myself. But it's not until
(31:20):
you're on the boogey boards. Yes, right, you just you
feel how cool it is.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I just remember the feeling, the feeling that's like you
for it and the water is rushing, its cushing, Bro.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
The water appreciate was so hard that my undies were
straight up.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
But you're getting a widge, bro. I was looking at
like just from behind when I when I'm walking down
to get ready, But it looks like you were wearing
a g string. But as let me tell you this,
once we started catching these ways on the boogeyboard, it
was doing the whole through sexy and that barrel thing,
you know.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Oh yeah, I was so good at that. Can I
just say, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's the turning. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You're using call yeah right, you're turning left right, and
you're doing that barrel little trick thing.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah. And we sort of got there at the end
with the boogiey board. But the surfboards they're also for them.
That's a whole board game, bro. Yeah, like that's what
the professionals. I think we'll just leave that for out instructor.
I didn't get his name, but he was an awesome dude.
He was a man.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
He might as well call himself Bloody David from Honolulu.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
You get what I'm saying, Arica from Honolulu. But this
guy was a man and he started showing us how
it was done. It was cooled. How we had the rope.
We were hanging onto the rope. Oh yeah, you feel Yeah,
you're literally squatting a because you're quite tall. Yeah. Right,
so you're squatting your your strong thoughts at the back.
(32:49):
It's in control and brah and then slip and then
you go back up. You're getting raped.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh geez.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
If you watch the full video, six the words surf
right now to eight to two doublow.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
That is the word surf to eight to two double low.
We'll flick you back the link.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
The latest celebrity goths from around the world favor Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh m, go my Charlie.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Do you know about remy Ma, remy Ma, remy Ma.
She's behind this song. It's called Conceited. Yeah, yeah, remy Ma.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
So she's from the streets of New York. She went
to jail for a little bit. Did you know that nod'
You know. The thing with me is I know the song,
I don't know the artist. It's obvious when you're playing
in the ring.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Oh yees, sir, and we will be playing that at
eight swin Sea this morning. Remy Ma, she.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
She's known for being just a little bit ratchet.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
So she shot her friend in the face over one
thousand dollars and she went to jail na And now
she has said to be divorcing her partner of many years, Papoose.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Now this started months ago. I talked about this on
my drive show.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
So remy Ma had been versing a street rapper, so
they were battle rapping. It's very underground, and she's staying
true to her roots and he caught out the fact
that she was cheating on her husband. Remy Ma and
her new single is called out of Control. She has
reverted back to her maiden name, remy Keoni Smith. Her
(34:12):
married name was Remy mackiw. So I think that marriage
is on the rocks. Sad for remy Ma. You know,
has Saney taken her middle name or did she does
she keep her name or does she take your name?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
And the degree she's got her maiden name?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, normal, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
I think because they just want to honor their father
and their degree, but everything else is okay by remy
Ma sounds ruthless. Yeah, she is shooting someone in the
face over one thousand dollars. Girl, you Wilden, we went
surfing yesterday. Ah, but it's with us in the studio.
We're having a little chowfuno meeting, so to speak hard
(34:54):
in her.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
We're just gonna we recap on how the challenges have
gone so fast. So we've set team challenges.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Over the past two weeks.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Every morning at TIMS seven we've been a new challenge
and it's normally completed by eight o'clock with a few
extra special out of the studio moments.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yes, this time last week you were a bungee jumping
off the Harbor Bridge. Thank goodness. Last week was better weather.
You're jumping off the harbor bridge now and this weather
it's raining current Makota, jeez, you did.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Get very lucky.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
But I've just got one question, which has been your
favorite challenge? I know there's been some ups and there's
been some downs.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
What has been your favorite challenges that you've done.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Oh, that's a very good question, isn't it, Charlie?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
To me?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Obviously, the overcoming my fear of heights.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yes, you did that, bro.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
That was probably maybe by father best because I honestly
got into my car drove home and I still couldn't
believe it that I did that. Yeah, you know, so
already overcoming the fear of heights and doing it together
with you mas and having the supporter of producer Anna
and Bunker Blake. You know, so the team was actually
(36:06):
there and that you know, that challenge. If we didn't
have to do it, I would never bungee off the
Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Same, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
So thank you guys. You guys have helped me overcome
the field of heights and I reckon next step SkyCity.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh that might be an idea for Charlie and the
girls when they return moving on. Yeah, and we want to.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Thank aj Hacker of course for that bungee off the
Auckland Harbor Bridge. My highlight would have to be, Oh,
that's such a good question.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
My favorite challenge, Damn.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I would have to say probably the comedy set, the
one that we did this morning. Oh yeah, yeah, I
feel like that pulled me right out of my deer. Yeah,
and I love feeling uncomfortable and bro I was like
squatting on the ground.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
You could barely see me. I was I was flushing
hard out.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm a big blusher and it's moments like those that
I feel like grow me as a person or whatever.
So I will say that stand up comedy with Hitter
Dawson and Charlie that was the bomb?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
What I going to stand up comedy full time? Though
probably not.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Will you even think of doing a performance in front
of an audience like a live audience?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I would do, see, I'm not a performer, would you?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
God?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
No? Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I would say, okay. So one highlight is the comedy see.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Other highlight is learning that used to be a rugby
player producer and I used to be a rugby player.
The more that we mentioned this, I just feel like
We've got to keep on saying this. Nah.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
What was your favorite challenge?
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Enna? My favorite challenge was probably the bunge of Jump
because when I saw your faces that you have me
to do a bunche jump, I was kind of scared.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You knew it, I knew it.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
The Charlie just steered me out for some like teens,
Can you knew that?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I like?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Like, no, Lie, if you know, you know? Hi? And
mice and rats are my biggest fear, so you know
what I mean? All in all these challenges, thank you
very much to you to the challenge. Will we don't
have to see that no more? We love I love
you guys man, thank you so much for a fair game,
good sport geez, thank you challenge.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's been a massive two weeks. Favorite breakfast for Charlian Man's.
That actually was the last favorite breakfast for Charlian Man's
my talk call. It's been a pleasure hanging out with
you for the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
And see you around.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I know I am sad and happy at the same time.
Happy because we got to know each other throughout the
whole two weeks. Despite knowing each other for the last
five seven years, we got to work with each other.
The energy was matched, I was matching.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Sorry, I look forward to coming to work every day
because you're full of surprises.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
You know what I'm saying, unpredictable and I love that.
But the saddest part is actually the same part, Bro.
I still get to see your face.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, we'll be around and we're freendsy.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, we're a besties game now for real, though, Charlie,
I have felt so comfortable doing a show with you,
and for people who don't know, like radio can be
hard when you uppeared with someone you've never worked with before.
You're talking, You're having these two three minute long conversations
with each others.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Even Boss coming in and telling us, hey, guys, just
breaking it too long, off on tangent.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
But we've made it to the end. And yeah, I've
got a firm friend of New Charlie. It's been awesome
being here.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
We are a family.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I've still got sweety hands. Yeah, can you feel there?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
AnyWho, Stacy is back from her luxurious holiday, which I'm
sure she'll tell you about. That's on Monday, six am.
You have an enjoyable weekend, Stay fabulous. Bye.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Thanks for listening to the Flavor Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Catch a new here tomorrow, or listen live every weekday
from Sex
The Flavor Podcast Network, the Flavor Breakfast podcast with stace A,
Zarah and Charlie. On the podcast, Oh my goodness, I
have never had this done for me ever, we mass
wrote a song for me.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Not quite a serenade. Also on the show, we had
to perform comedy seits.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We did good.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh we did absolutely wonderful. Mate.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We were judged by an actual comedian. Listen to it
right now. On the podcast t t IF Morning, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh morning, I tg are you. I don't know whether
to be happy or sad.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Man, it's kind of sunburned the studio this morning. That's
my last morning filling in a It's been.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
A good ride.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's been a good ride, man. You know, it's not
even sad. It's not like that's saying, don't you worry
about that? Hey, Charlie. It's been a mess of two
weeks and at tim passive and we're spinning our wheel
of challenges.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
This will be our final challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The big dance, the finale. Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's going to be a big one. Oh, I'm not sure,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Every challenge has been massive for us, so this has
prepared us maybe for the worst or the best, So
I am ready to take on whatever comes our way.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I've said it before.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We've been to Helen back, so I'm not sure what.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Left there is?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What else is there?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
We've done everything you not entertain.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We'll have more on the surfing around six thirty before
we go to a song. Charlie, I wanted to tell
you about Manhattan. Do you know Manhattan?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh, I've seen the bad news or the sad news.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh my gosh, I was so shocked. Tell us all
the sad news.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Is they're finally closing. The catering has stopped. And let
me tell you this. Scene and I met at Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Really most if you don't know, Manhattan is like a
venue and that's a Mount roschool, matt Roscool, Dominion Road.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I can't believe they're closing down. They are iconic.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I can't recall how many times have been their birthdays, weddings, funerals, socials.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So you and Scene had met there.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
This is where Seni and I. It was a function
that happened, a wedding, and I've seen her and the
rest is issue.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Wow, it did used to be a nightclub. Did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Back in the days, like a flash Airs nightclub where
you had these phone booths used to bring people from
the phone booth. Wow, if I'm wrong, like if this
was your era, let us.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Know there is some olden days things. Well, we are
mourning the loss of Manhadan this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Charlian Masses Wheel challenges. Oh man, gosh, mess, this is
the finale, the big dance like burna boy says, the
last last.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It really is after two weeks. Finally, thank you Jesus,
Hello Lujah, Praise that Lord.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is our last challenge.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We've been doing this for the past two weeks. I
don't know why they decided to do this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Why don't you come over and give it a spin? O?
Can I? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, come on, this is exciting, this is I've been
spending this will for the last two weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know what. I want to let you spin this? Okay,
seeing that this is the last challenge for the.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Week, okay, the cats man and can I open the
envelope to go on?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Go on?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Then I feel like I can on Christmas, everyone here
we go. Okay, so I've opened up our envelope. Let
me come around.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's to my mic and read out today's challenge and
it gets us before I read it out, and.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Who it might be for?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Nah, like I, Like I said earlier on, I'm just
prepared to take on anything. Yeah, my life is already
full of challenges. What is this challenge? My heart's beating.
My heart's beating.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't know if it's the oils from the sausage
roll giving me high cholesterol. But happy last day of challenges.
Today's challenge requires both of you. You both managed to
break your eggs, so you must be pretty crackup. You
have one hour to come up with a one minute
piece of stand up comedy. At eight ten, Hetter Dawson
(03:54):
will be in the studio to judge who's the best.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Ah, nah, god, no, we gotta do a better stand
up comedy. Oh what do you know what I could tell?
Marty wrote this, say this is such a mighty thing.
You have cracked your eggs. Jokes you break a leg?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
HiT's a Dawson. Oh we love him and we love
his daughter, Courtney Dawson. She was actually on my podcast
and Roosalklands when I have a chicky listen during the
songs Oh my gosh, a one minute piece of stand
up comedy Okay. I mean, if we just break this
into radio terms, a voice breakers work like two three minutes,
so there's like half of that easy. And we have
(04:38):
been having so many legs. Got in the bag.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Really yeah, I think that you're pretty funny. Now you
on Instagram influence, no funny and that doesn't help. You're
wearing these zebra color You're gonna make him laugh. Stop it, eh,
stop it, eh. Okay, let's do this, bro. There's a
pretty good challenge stand up comedy.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Charlie five foot three.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm channeling Kevin Hart right now.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Man Steven's on the text nine eight two saying what
I bring it on? Oh my god, even may one
minute of comedy? Okay, Oh, Charlie's already on his laptop
YouTube how to crack a joke?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Charlie.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We have been seeing a challenge.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
This is our final challenge and the Wheel of Challenges,
the Finale, the Grand Finale. It's tim past eight this morning,
so make sure you're tuning in as us doing a
one minute comedy seat in front of a comedian himself,
the same as he to Dawson, and he'll be judging
us on this comedy seat.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I haven't even started.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, I haven't either. The thing is with me when
I write, I faba to ever write anything. It never
goes according to plan, right, So I just wanna say
a joke from the heart.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That'll be the beauty of it. I think it is
a comedy.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Even like jokes or do you just talk about funny moments?
Do you know what I mean? Like you get up
there and say, oh, hey, there was a maldi guy,
there was a tongue in guy, there was do you
know what I mean? Like, how do you start this thing?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, because I've been the exact same because I had
something in my mind chicken.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Across the road, like, nah, it's it's not that.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You don't want to do cheesy things like you still
want to be smart with it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I don't know what to do. That's that's the nerve
wrecking part. Then you've got a comedian and actually sitting
in front of us.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, I hope he's nice. Uncle hits her. Please don't
be too hard on us.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
If could just get some topics, Yeah, I think I've
already got like a butt of and that is you, sir.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So in half an hour we'll be.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Doing that comedy sit I'm very very very nervous right
now because we've been tasked in our final challenge and
our will of challenges to create a one minute comedy seat.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I'm shaking in my boots.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm shaking even more so because we have a comedian himself.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And this hits a dows some mode and in a KO. Boys,
how you go? Are you feeling a bit nervous?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We are?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
We are.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I think it's normal. If I reckon would have been
more natural for us talking like this in this setting,
right having a comedian.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This guy has the pen and so you know your stuff, uncle,
you know what I mean. So I guess my questions
that you as What words of advice do you have
for us going into this comedy set that we're to
do in eight minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Relax, relax and enjoy yourselves. Be as natural as you can. Okay,
you've got to minute up your sleeve. You know this
challenge is right on top of you, guys, So yeah,
just relax and be right.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's a minute A long time in comedy, like when
it comes to you doing stand up, like what's your
how do you even start a set?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
A minute isn't a long time intro? That's right.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It could be a poper if you want to. There's
a and how you start. You just you just look
at things that that are a bit whirred and you go.
You just have a bit different take on it. Okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Do you like pick on when you do your your set?
Right you see someone in the crowd, do you usually
pick on that person that you know? Maybe this guy
could be an easy target. This could be funny boom,
get into it.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Here.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
There's a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
There's a bit of that, but it's also it has
to be as natural as possible, especially if they're into it.
If they're not into it, then I just look at
them and I just move on. Yes, okay, all right,
we spun the wheel of challenge. This is our finale,
the last.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Last, the last line.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
All right, we spun the wheel of challenge. Our challenge
for today is that we got to do a one
minute stand up. What a comedy A comedy sets, a
comedy set, but this is a scary party. We have
a legend in our presence right now, and he has
his pad, paper and a pen. Right he's taking notes
on how we're going to go. So mass, yeah, talk
(08:48):
to me, Bro what are the nerves like right now?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Okay, we're all feeling a little bit nervous. How about
we just talked to the legend himself. His name is
Hessa Dawson. Welcome here.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, I'm a real judging mood this morning or on
the train, I was judging people like I wouldn't wear those.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I'm going to receive the notes broke here.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So what are your what is your create seria? So
when you are judging our sets, what are you looking for?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, especially for today, I'm looking for presentation and thank
you for wearing clothes. I really appreciate that. It's a
radio world. I don't know what's going on. So that's
one point for you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Each nice okay, okay, good.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So we have looking for originality. Original is it because
I've watched a lot of comedy. I'm gonna be gaing okay,
cool and overall performance, That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Is that did you well me?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Or was it a bit of a or did you
you know, really lean in and commit to That is
the pressure.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Right now, because like anyways, he's going first.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Neil you I'm going to go first, and producer Anna's
and the studio high producer Anna, you're going to be
time keeping a so sixty seconds on the clock, yes.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
And I'll give you a halfway mark and a ten
second march some sort of idea.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Okay, And I just touched my hands sweat so sweety
as tonight to be introducing each other. So Charlie introduced me.
Please all right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, all
of viewers from around the world, Ladies and gentlemen, making
his debut stand up comedy here live in direct at.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
The Flavor HQ. Put your voices and your hands together
for man.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Thank you, thank you veryone, Thank you so much for
coming this morning.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Here's a Dawson. It's so lovely to have you here.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's like, honestly, your presence in the studio has felt
and we have producer Anna, you're amazing, big part of
the show.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And what was.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Your name again?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What is this for a special competition?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Actually, Charlie, I've got some here.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Here just for that's been coming out your Wow, you
are really nervous right now.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's like you're a schoolboy first say on the school yard. Yeah,
you look like a schoolboy. Suit it's giving the heart
of a schoolboy as well. Yeah, schoolboy hair cut. So
it's been a lovely two weeks with you, Charlie. I
do have to say it's been a great privilege to
be with you on the studio. Actually, Charlie has a
(11:24):
dirty of mouth and people will think we're talking about
bluebirds that cut chips the other day and then Man
and then Charlie's like, and we're in a meeting about
radio e thefer note and then Charlie goes, oh you
like the cut a mess and I'm like.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
His time up.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Honestly, Bro, what the heck was that? What Bro? Not
the throwing tissues? I didn't know what you want to
be a target?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Can you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Don't talk with me on the text light?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So for me to introduce me, give me a He
is the front man of three houses down. He is
the proud father of three babies and a loyal husband Toussaini.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
He is from the home of the brave.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh thought ourself side make it up for Chatny for man.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The other day I went to the German of Maz
and we all know that Mas is on his fitness
journey yesterday was best mood and best mood is boxing.
I was holding the pads for Mas, and honestly, when
you guys hear Mas's voice on the radio, he's got
a high pitched voice. That's the beauty of Mass. When
we started getting into the pads, I said, Mass one
two as A as A as A workout started going on. Bro,
(12:46):
I said, Mad, you really need to open up. Give
me it, give me it, open up. The voice has
started getting deeper. I was getting scared for myself. God, damn,
this is the This boy has so many talents. He
could sing Hi, he can sing low. The other day, man,
I came in here early to work. It was dark.
(13:08):
I went to turn the lights on and Mas was
already sitting here in the dark talking to me like this,
good morning Charlie.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was like, what the heck, Mas, Bro, We're about
to start this five fifteen in the morning. Please don't
skip me like that. Please just go back to your
normal voice. Go back to your normal voice. And this
is the thing off.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, he has this voice. Hey Charlie, what do you
do this weekend?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yes, like good morning?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yeah, hair Mass time cut up?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Don't you hit Bro, use your real voice, usual, real voice. Okay,
don't use these like three different tones.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh my god, I'm so sweety right now.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
It's so much, so much fun voice contrasting you waiting
for the roast. It was beautifully sucked up in the beginning.
I love that your legend they hit the dogs and led.
I love that sort of thing, the physicalness of it.
You know, you pass Charlie tissues. I love that sort
of thanks. That was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Okay, okay, film clip, you're good.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
And then Charlie came in with his very funny it's
very funny man. Great storytelling. The one two it's and
I imagined it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It cracked me up.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
It was great stand up for a Friday morning, one
minute with a stand up plus thank you, my han
you answer, thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
You have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm sweating under the arm.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
No, Rizona, never let you down, Bro, Rigzona, you have
let me down.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm sweating in the arm.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I've got to use the stuff showers after this, Oh
my gosh, and Charlie, that brings to the end of
two weeks with the challenges.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I'm sad, bro said one more time. Bro, you know
what man, You're a good sport. Thank you very much,
and we're looking forward to some more comedy stand up
at your house.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah, so I saw being comedy club out in South
Aukland Man Bobbies dot Comedy. At the moment, we've got
once a month we're doing shows. Got one next weekend.
You can check it out on Facebook and or Instagram.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
All right, head it up. HiT's it awesome. Thank you
so much for joining us.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
In studio, Stace, Azara and Charlie.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
We have come to the end of it and it's
not over just yet though. I've got a song that.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I have written for you, I know, and the reason
why I brought this up to you, like maybe a
couple of days ago. Yeah, I know, we knew that
your last show was Stace. Yeah, there're two week period. Yeah,
you sung her a song and honestly, this song was
pretty It was lit.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You know that thing that when you listen or watch
past versions of yourself you kind of cringe.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, like that was me. No, No, it was it
was pretty thick. Docs.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Thank you. This is loved on cost I thing as
covered by me.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I kind of switched up the lyrics when I filled
in with Stacy this time last year.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Actually let us go. Hey hey, hey, ow Stacy.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Gonna miss me when I'm gone, especially when the red
nightlight turns on.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I will never forget.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I sat next to the queen sitting in the seat
and ex Sue means myself. I cannot believe since I
want you to choose between me.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
On the Thursday, wake off the day crushed my car
last year, so I caught the LA played the first song.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But bro I got it wrong. I played three songs
at the same time. Im with the star. Stacey actually
loved there. I'm happy. I hope you're gonna love this.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Bye, hey hey, no pressure, no pressure.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'm just the pressure is off because you actually sing
songs for a living.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So I guess I'm more grateful. I've never had anyone
write a song for me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Mess o, Wow, you are going to be taken on
a journey as I take me away, Take me away
the words of Langa Savia, I'm better take you away,
okay and sharing for me.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Here we go. I'm going in for this.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That's my body we kept in the last two weeks. Okay, Charlie,
that is my farewell gift. For you.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Here we go now.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Two weeks ago stay sand he said, hey, goodbye to you.
They told me look after Apple he left, Musashi and
foo I sang a song we didn't account. You presented
the news Banjee Oakland, Happe Bridge, Oh my poo. And
there's no challenge, no free coffee, no free Cappa flavor
drive every after, no miss me with your dirty drugs.
Knapp Alonesian doesn't like some sea food. William producer. Anna
(17:45):
used to be a rugby player. Ooh you this origin
pans and speaking of our origin, it was a win
for that new South media shark or a spoon off her.
So Charlie, our mister Jim Talks and other team you
spent and between the songs, Charlie, give me your dear
back card. Working with you was actually not even that hard.
(18:11):
Oh mess, it's been a good time, Charlie.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Charlie, Charlie. And that was my couple of broah carrys
touched my body for you?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
That was really? Really good? Bro okay, So I'm not
gonna lie. What's up?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Listen, let let's seek my okay?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You are you are so talented, You are so talented
How long did it take you to write that song?
About an hour and a half? Wow, yeah, you know
that just gets to show that and put that much
effortence to it. Bir that's it, Zorra. You will take
a whole week to write a song.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Oh wow, Really, Charlie, I just want to say off
the back of that song though, seriously, has been a
privileged to work with you on the mix for the
past couple of weeks. I've learned actually so much from you,
and we've known each other for a few years, but
so share some last in the morning and the listeners
have loved it coming from the text line and even
at the gym in real life, people coming up to us.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Hey, Ma's, oh my gosh, you're in the morning. Why
have been to you in the afternoon?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, Charlie, I just want you to know that you're
an awesome dude, and all the best to the girls
when they come back next week.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You come back. You've been a vibe man, You've been
a vibe mass. Thank you very much. This is not
the end, and it's not the end.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm not leaving.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We're never going to see each other again. Mas and Chairs.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yesterday we were out surfing and we were talking about
this earlier on in the show and it was a
lovely location actually, And while we were inside, Charlie goes
to producer and, oh, can you go get my shoes?
And I assume that you just had a pair of
shoes that you were wanting to chuck on after the
surfing was done, that were in your car.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, it's they're fun though. You don't understand this man
right here.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What he did is that he had ubered hues like Uber,
a brand new pair of sneakers from the mall. I
didn't even know you could do that. And then you
see producer Anna to go out and get it. Actually,
can we get producer Anna to come and talk to
us about this whole?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
No, I just I have never heard about using Uber
not for putting yourself in the damn car and going somewhere.
You put some shoes on the car for other services.
You kind of used it as like a career of
some sorts. Anna's here, high producer Emma.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
The team, So how did you feel about this?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's so peculiar.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Egg.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was very.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Interesting, and I think the Uber driver was confused when
I went out to him as well.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
He was like, I've got shoes Charlie. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
that's me.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
And I don't think he's done this before because he's
expected to go inside the mall.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Yeah, buy the shoes.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
I'm a guessing you've already paid for them. You're like,
I've got shoes for Charlie. Did he like show his
Uber delivery?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah? So okay, so you guys are not aware of
the saying, no, this is some life hacks going on
right now. This is the life hack. Take some notes,
but it's gonna it costs a little bit, you know, extra,
but a lot of time. So yesterday after the show,
I ordered some shoes from a good friend of mine, Liam,
over at Westfield Nike, an outlet store the Stare. But
(21:22):
I knew that we were filming after the challenge. I
didn't know what the challenge was. But you save time.
I got the uber out to Wistgate Nike. Yeah, right,
and in the special notes, I said to him, could
you please pick up my shoes from the counter with
Liam and then deliver it to us at the surfing place.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, so are you ordering this uber like you're going
to Westfield or like, how how do you order?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Your pick up point will be from Nike Wistfield, from
Nike Whistgate you go. Drop off point will be at
Generation next where we were surfing. Get it, but with
the special notes, you're letting them know what they need
to go. And do I do this not with only shoes,
but I do it with khakis. You remember the saved.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Khakis and mistake has to order an Uber all.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
The way back home.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, well the khakis and once again.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
The Uber driver was so confused. Person was getting it.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Or something or nah, the tip is the actual cost
of the Uber. But then it gets even better. Guys. Monday,
my mom made some nice food, So I ring in
now and then just checking with mom and dad and
see what they're eating, because you get to a point
when you're second title takeaways, you just want to eat
a nice lamb soup relate all this. So my mom
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sent me a photo of what she was eating. Yeah,
and I said, okay, Mom's sweet. I want to send
the uber uber to pick the food up, so just
not Uber eat.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Uber goes to your mom's house.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Went to my mom's house. My mom went out with
the lad rap and plate and everything puts it in
the driver's seat, sorry, in the passenger. Yeah, and the
uber delivers the food to me.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I have never heard of that before. That is an
awesome life hack. Will you use it?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
And probably not? I'll just so I'll be lazy.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
But could you not have.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Gone to the shoe shop after we finished filming?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
No, but that's out of my way because you know
we're a new market. I'm going backwards, broad, I'm backtracking.
I should be going forward. I'm going back out south,
going down, going down down.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Friday final, okay, Friday final of then the ring.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
This is a rematch of last week.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Last week we reached each other.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
So on Wednesday, right, I played names from Eddies.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh yeah, that is right. That's not the first and
the ring that you've won.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, calm down, mate, No, no, I'm just celebrating what
It's a big achievement.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Thank you. I loved it. So yeah, I got the
dumb thanks names. I know he took it easier on me,
but now I'm climbing.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I was so surprised with the names one because you
guys are both musicians.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
How could you not know?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Like you said, bro, don't stereotype us man, are you
ready to be honest?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I feel like after our comedy seat, you're gonna go
all in on me. I feel like you want to
tackle me right now, and.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
The rugby since of course.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Okay, okay, okay, buzzes. My name is Charlie.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
You my name is miss.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Okay are you reading? But let's just play.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Let's let's go.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Okay. Your first instrumental is.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Mess caught up usher.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
We have to a strong start.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
But I'm not gonna under make myself because I'm actually
remembering this egg and spoon race we did with our eggs.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
We actually did one race beforehand, like a little practice
run smoke. But that second race you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Smoked me and my egg died. Okay, okay, okay, Song
number two, I'm not ruling you out.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I'm really mess Charlie's.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
End of the road. Mean were week?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
What's the next one? Two for two, buddy Charlie?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes, I do hear Charlie, But do you actually know
the song?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, mirror miry chackle.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I just want to pay it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I just want to pay Okay, you know what, this
may just be a tie, you know what, I blust
my name in there like no I can say Charlie, Charlie,
Charlie and Charlie.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Are we ready for our last song?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Mate, Empire state of mind, Jay come great, Jungle.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Dreams are made up. There's nothing I need to take
a tissue back?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Why why for all the smack talk that's coming out
of your mouth? Man, you're pretty good at this game.
As to you, you are the king of the ring.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
And I would say that Stacy is the queen and
she is back next week, so let's see we will
end up next week.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
When she returns that Monday, six a m.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Stace a, Zorah and Charlie. Hear me out here, Mas.
The children have the best memory. So if you promise
your kids something, they will never ever let this goat
like for example, Oh yeah, you know this because I
think children have like a selective memory. Yeah. They they
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can choose what they want to remember.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I mean, just the other day we were talking about
Noah and his party training and he made a little
bit of an accident.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But then he remembers other things.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
He remembers other things, And this is what I'm talking
about with selective memory. My son Noah, who was four.
We were in Sydney a couple of weeks ago and
we were assigned a task as a family because we
were over for baptism to sing a song. Oh so
you're doing an item. So we're doing and we rehearsed
a song with my two older boys. A look at
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the end, Pilip and my wife saying it, and were
singing the song. They were wiki right just around nine.
He's just he's like a little sponge, is absorbing everything.
I think we're running the song maybe like ten eleven times.
And to my surprise the other night, check this out,
he gets me to sing with him the song that
(28:05):
we were singing. But this is the buzzy thing. I
have never sat Noah down and gone over the song
with him. But my take on this mas is that
he has been listening to us, like, you know, for
the ten eleventh time, and he's got a down pat
bro check it out.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay, fuck, oh my gosh, this is so cute.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But see, the thing is he doesn't really understand the words,
or I mean, he's not pronouncing the words properly. But
he's got the tune, he's got the melody, he's got
the melody down pad new thing. So when I'm actually
singing with them, I.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Was like, whoa, oh wow, were you a proud father
in that moment?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I was so proud. It's something that comes to me.
And here is like that is sing sing.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
We start off with a twinkle the ABC's and then
he just started singing this song. I don't know, are
you older to musically inclined? I'm older way, Rob, He's
quite musically inclined.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I saw what's that Rob who was singing the other night?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's him. But the thing too, with with music and
my children, I don't enforce it. Yeah, I'm just you know,
no way, because I know how it feels.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
It's running through the family.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Man happy. It makes me happy. Yeah, that I can
actually do something that I love. I love music and
I find my kids enjoying it too. So man, if
the memory is gravitating towards that.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
So be it straight up and your kids are listening,
let that be a reminder. And then you know sometimes
what you're saying when words.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Fell, music speaks, Yes that it was crazy. I I
have never surfed in my life mass And you know
what these challenges. Thanks to these challenges, we get to
do a lot of things together.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yes, and things that we would have never have done,
like York and Harbor Bridge. There's no way for me
doing press ups. And yesterday we went surfing.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Brah Brah Brah. I'm talking like Hawaiian Brah. Listen. We
went out to Gravity X and New Market. It's their
soft opening, so it was an exclusive for flavor. He
shout out gravity X, Thank you guys. We went out there.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
When we are watching people surf for you're out at
the beach and they're breaking waves and it looks so
looks so easy, it's not until we get on there
we're getting ragged old. Left right, I have never been
ragged old so much to a point where I need
to come off and think about life because I don't
(30:59):
know whether I can cast. I need to do a hiatis,
you know, like similar to in a round bruh, tell
me why you did better than me? You know, I'm
here in the studio, I'm giving it all these balance. Yeah, oh,
here's a warm up for this and that. But I
should have applied that to myself. But it's not until
(31:20):
you're on the boogey boards. Yes, right, you just you
feel how cool it is.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I just remember the feeling, the feeling that's like you
for it and the water is rushing, its cushing, Bro.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
The water appreciate was so hard that my undies were
straight up.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
But you're getting a widge, bro. I was looking at
like just from behind when I when I'm walking down
to get ready, But it looks like you were wearing
a g string. But as let me tell you this,
once we started catching these ways on the boogeyboard, it
was doing the whole through sexy and that barrel thing,
you know.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Oh yeah, I was so good at that. Can I
just say, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's the turning. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You're using call yeah right, you're turning left right, and
you're doing that barrel little trick thing.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah. And we sort of got there at the end
with the boogiey board. But the surfboards they're also for them.
That's a whole board game, bro. Yeah, like that's what
the professionals. I think we'll just leave that for out instructor.
I didn't get his name, but he was an awesome dude.
He was a man.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
He might as well call himself Bloody David from Honolulu.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
You get what I'm saying, Arica from Honolulu. But this
guy was a man and he started showing us how
it was done. It was cooled. How we had the rope.
We were hanging onto the rope. Oh yeah, you feel Yeah,
you're literally squatting a because you're quite tall. Yeah. Right,
so you're squatting your your strong thoughts at the back.
(32:49):
It's in control and brah and then slip and then
you go back up. You're getting raped.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh geez.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
If you watch the full video, six the words surf
right now to eight to two doublow.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
That is the word surf to eight to two double low.
We'll flick you back the link.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
The latest celebrity goths from around the world favor Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh m, go my Charlie.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Do you know about remy Ma, remy Ma, remy Ma.
She's behind this song. It's called Conceited. Yeah, yeah, remy Ma.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
So she's from the streets of New York. She went
to jail for a little bit. Did you know that nod'
You know. The thing with me is I know the song,
I don't know the artist. It's obvious when you're playing
in the ring.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Oh yees, sir, and we will be playing that at
eight swin Sea this morning. Remy Ma, she.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
She's known for being just a little bit ratchet.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
So she shot her friend in the face over one
thousand dollars and she went to jail na And now
she has said to be divorcing her partner of many years, Papoose.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Now this started months ago. I talked about this on
my drive show.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
So remy Ma had been versing a street rapper, so
they were battle rapping. It's very underground, and she's staying
true to her roots and he caught out the fact
that she was cheating on her husband. Remy Ma and
her new single is called out of Control. She has
reverted back to her maiden name, remy Keoni Smith. Her
(34:12):
married name was Remy mackiw. So I think that marriage
is on the rocks. Sad for remy Ma. You know,
has Saney taken her middle name or did she does
she keep her name or does she take your name?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
And the degree she's got her maiden name?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, normal, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
I think because they just want to honor their father
and their degree, but everything else is okay by remy
Ma sounds ruthless. Yeah, she is shooting someone in the
face over one thousand dollars. Girl, you Wilden, we went
surfing yesterday. Ah, but it's with us in the studio.
We're having a little chowfuno meeting, so to speak hard
(34:54):
in her.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
We're just gonna we recap on how the challenges have
gone so fast. So we've set team challenges.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Over the past two weeks.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Every morning at TIMS seven we've been a new challenge
and it's normally completed by eight o'clock with a few
extra special out of the studio moments.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yes, this time last week you were a bungee jumping
off the Harbor Bridge. Thank goodness. Last week was better weather.
You're jumping off the harbor bridge now and this weather
it's raining current Makota, jeez, you did.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Get very lucky.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
But I've just got one question, which has been your
favorite challenge? I know there's been some ups and there's
been some downs.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
What has been your favorite challenges that you've done.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Oh, that's a very good question, isn't it, Charlie?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
To me?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Obviously, the overcoming my fear of heights.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yes, you did that, bro.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
That was probably maybe by father best because I honestly
got into my car drove home and I still couldn't
believe it that I did that. Yeah, you know, so
already overcoming the fear of heights and doing it together
with you mas and having the supporter of producer Anna
and Bunker Blake. You know, so the team was actually
(36:06):
there and that you know, that challenge. If we didn't
have to do it, I would never bungee off the
Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Same, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
So thank you guys. You guys have helped me overcome
the field of heights and I reckon next step SkyCity.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh that might be an idea for Charlie and the
girls when they return moving on. Yeah, and we want to.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Thank aj Hacker of course for that bungee off the
Auckland Harbor Bridge. My highlight would have to be, Oh,
that's such a good question.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
My favorite challenge, Damn.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I would have to say probably the comedy set, the
one that we did this morning. Oh yeah, yeah, I
feel like that pulled me right out of my deer. Yeah,
and I love feeling uncomfortable and bro I was like
squatting on the ground.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
You could barely see me. I was I was flushing
hard out.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm a big blusher and it's moments like those that
I feel like grow me as a person or whatever.
So I will say that stand up comedy with Hitter
Dawson and Charlie that was the bomb?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
What I going to stand up comedy full time? Though
probably not.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Will you even think of doing a performance in front
of an audience like a live audience?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I would do, see, I'm not a performer, would you?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
God?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
No? Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I would say, okay. So one highlight is the comedy see.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Other highlight is learning that used to be a rugby
player producer and I used to be a rugby player.
The more that we mentioned this, I just feel like
We've got to keep on saying this. Nah.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
What was your favorite challenge?
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Enna? My favorite challenge was probably the bunge of Jump
because when I saw your faces that you have me
to do a bunche jump, I was kind of scared.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You knew it, I knew it.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
The Charlie just steered me out for some like teens,
Can you knew that?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I like?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Like, no, Lie, if you know, you know? Hi? And
mice and rats are my biggest fear, so you know
what I mean? All in all these challenges, thank you
very much to you to the challenge. Will we don't
have to see that no more? We love I love
you guys man, thank you so much for a fair game,
good sport geez, thank you challenge.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's been a massive two weeks. Favorite breakfast for Charlian Man's.
That actually was the last favorite breakfast for Charlian Man's
my talk call. It's been a pleasure hanging out with
you for the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
And see you around.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I know I am sad and happy at the same time.
Happy because we got to know each other throughout the
whole two weeks. Despite knowing each other for the last
five seven years, we got to work with each other.
The energy was matched, I was matching.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Sorry, I look forward to coming to work every day
because you're full of surprises.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
You know what I'm saying, unpredictable and I love that.
But the saddest part is actually the same part, Bro.
I still get to see your face.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, we'll be around and we're freendsy.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, we're a besties game now for real, though, Charlie,
I have felt so comfortable doing a show with you,
and for people who don't know, like radio can be
hard when you uppeared with someone you've never worked with before.
You're talking, You're having these two three minute long conversations
with each others.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Even Boss coming in and telling us, hey, guys, just
breaking it too long, off on tangent.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
But we've made it to the end. And yeah, I've
got a firm friend of New Charlie. It's been awesome
being here.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
We are a family.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I've still got sweety hands. Yeah, can you feel there?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
AnyWho, Stacy is back from her luxurious holiday, which I'm
sure she'll tell you about. That's on Monday, six am.
You have an enjoyable weekend, Stay fabulous. Bye.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Thanks for listening to the Flavor Breakfast podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Catch a new here tomorrow, or listen live every weekday
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