OFF THE RECORD: Not so glamorous side of Europe

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In today's episode, Azura is back from her glamorous month in Europe but turns out everything wasn't all glam. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Flavor podcast Network. You're listening to Staci Zura
and Charlie's Off the Record puts your record. Welcome to
Off the Record with Stac's, Zara and Charlie. We we
talk about things they didn't go on the radio, maybe
shouldn't go on the radio. Stace is already disappointed in

(00:21):
this topic. Yeah, oh, we're talking pooh, we're talking poo.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
You have been away in Europe for a month and
this is what you bring me. Pooh chat, pooh chat.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Look, I don't want to see a boat for at
least three years. I don't want to sleep on one.
I don't want it nothing. Okay already, by the way,
the public toilet's overseas don't like them because most of
them don't have toilet seats on the toilets, or you
pay or you have to pay to use them. Forget
about that. I'm more traumatized about the boat on your week.
This is basically also a party boat for a week.

(00:53):
Throw that in there, because we all know what happens
when we drink too much the next day. Just saying
so the boat we were on it was actually it
wasn't the cheapest one you can get but they had
to give us the health and safety women first got
on the boat. Guess what. Guess what if you take
number two, which, by the way, only one of the
toilets you're allowed to take number two in because one

(01:14):
of them you just can't. That's just a p only
toilet out of the two we had. After you wipe toilet,
paper's got to go into the bin beside the toilet.
Oh can flush it.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
They don't have like a b day thing or a lettle.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
No, but they do actually because you shower in there too.
And the shower is also just the hand tap so
that you pull off. You could use it as a bidet,
but that's also disgusting because then your pooh would be
going into the floor, which is also the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Something you need to know about is is she loves
to go into quite a lot of detail when it
comes to it, like bodily functions.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I went into I went a number two once on
the boat.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Great to know. And how long?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
How many days? Seven?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's not good for you?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
No? No, I went on land all right, right, right,
I refused, I went the once. It's not for me.
You've got to think it's thirty four degrees. You know,
we were on a boat. We were the only two
girls throwing that in there. Two we're all drinking, even
simply going and there to take a peek.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I barely went to the toilet on the boat at all.
I would just go in the ocean.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's amazing how the fear of using a toilet can
actually stop the body working.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Probably you're right. There was one time that I really
had to go after breakfast and I went in the
orient stuff. But you know what, I'm going to get
over myself. I'm going to go in the toilet on
the boat and just do it. I couldn't the mental,
The mental wouldn't even release because it thanks even more
on the boat. It already stunk men because we had

(02:51):
six boys on our boat.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
And how big is this boat?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
How people does it sleep?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well? It slipped in unbelievably, but there's like no room
like you're on.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
There was no pay for that, man, you know, that
just made me go, I'm not going to do that. Yeah, no,
I'm not there rogue.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
There was a more expensive boats, but it was double
the amount we paid. But it was like fancy, you know,
sun beards and lounges on the boat that they all
had their own private bathroom. I don't have that kind
of money.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, Well, I just want to say it's a weird
a side back in the day in the nineties when
we did Celebrity Treasure Island, call it celebrity and yet
provide absolutely no toilets on a deserv island.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, you did not.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Know the things I could tell you about Anthony ray Packer.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I would have left. I would have left. Stace got
myself voted out about Anthony. He's the driver for well,
he used to be the driver for Guess he's coming
for dinner.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Guess yeah. Black just think black lemo.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Ye black log was living all over the over the kings.
So they're disgusting, too lazy. Sorry, sorry, sorry, that's enough.
That's enough of that. Anyways.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Anyways, she goes to Europe and that's a glamorous che
She comes back with.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Pool chick poo check. Thanks for listening to Stace, Azura
and Charlie's Off the Record.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
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