August 1, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Flavor podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You're listening to Staci, Sarah and Charlie's off the record.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What's your record?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to off the record with Stacy's and Charlie. When
we talk about things they didn't go on the radio.
In this case, it absolutely couldn't go on the radio
or we wouldn't get a Broadcasting Standard Authority complaint.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So please don't complain about this because you chose to
listen to it, and we gave you kind of heads
up that it is embarrassing, gross, kind of weird. But
you don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, No, it is really embarrassing. I don't think it's
as bad as you guys are making it out to be.
I don't even think I've told my partner this now
that I think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, you'll hear it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Here, Deven, don't listen to this like thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, I'm gonna put them off guys, okay, liter let
everyone else be the judge.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So I was in Turkey, which is a very.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Conservative country, and you know there's a there's a lot
of Muslims and you know Muslim woman, as you know,
most of them will wear a hed aap some going
to the extent to not just wear the hair jab
and long sleeves and long pants or dresses. Most of
the time they will be fully covered with only the
(01:23):
eyes showing and the hands and you know, the rest
of their face is covered. That's a part of their religion.
I respect it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I actually love all cultures and religions.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Not really about that, but just happens has a kind
of side note sidebar in this story.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, it's kind of important for where I was.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And I was in a public toilet on a fairy
and you know, I sat down. I only took a
number one a pee, guys, and I noticed after taking
my pee that there was no toilet paper, and we
had a big day left of walking around, and it's
(02:03):
already thirty something degrees. I already was just feeling gross,
and so I thought, I don't want to feel gross
down there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't want to pull my pants up.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And I know once the pants go up and I
stand up, you always get a few extra drips.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Ladies, come on, we all know this.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I thought, I don't really want that and my
sports shorts. By that, I mean piss. I didn't want
person my pants, guys, as as simil as that I
don't want pass on my undies. I don't want pass
on my pants, Okay, sue me, sue me. So I
decide stuff this. I am going to get rid of it,
(02:40):
the extra drips that will follow when I stand up.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So what do I do? I keep my pants.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Around my knees, my actually really tight sports shorts, you know,
like the skins. So I had to sort of crab
walk over to the sink because it was a big toilet.
The sink wasn't right there, so I've crab walked like.
I get to the sink, pantser down, beer are showing,
and I run. You're facing sort of no, no, no, no,
(03:09):
the tepper is, it's back, it's it's so. My bum
my ass is at the door. But I'm sort of
side on. I wasn't even I wasn't. I wasn't really
with my fullest to the door, so you could sort
of see both sides. You would see both sides, you'd
see the front and the back. And I anyway, I
run the water. I put my hand under and then
(03:31):
I scoop I scoop my hand over you know the
area where Pippie comes out, and then I dip it
back into the water and then I scoop it back
into the water.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You're washing it?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, how is that not making more water?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's fine. I would rather the water than pete.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
The idea of having my own pers on me was
grossing me out more, which is funny.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know what's funny, stays it's the fact that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm sober, because when I'm drunk, I have pop squats
and definitely pulled my pants up, which is so gross.
But I'm yeah, anyways, that's not the point, so as
I'm scoop clean, scoop clean. Of course, the toilet door
was not closed and not locked, which I thought I did,
and a Muslim woman.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Opened the door. She saw everything, and she literally was speechless.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She went.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like, don't She put her hand up to her mouth,
and I have my hand on my caddy BM person. Yeah,
literally doing a little Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
With my hand on my crotch, and I'm nowhere near
the toilet with my hand, me and my pants by the.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Basin, which to her, she'd have idea why what I
would be doing.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know that many people would know.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No one's mind's going to go to oh that girl,
There was no toilet paper, and she went to clean
herself at the sake. Absolutely no one's going to think that,
And now that I think about it, I'm grossed out
that it even did that. But I guess the whole
toilet was disgusting and gross anyway, like it was a
public toilet, so it felt it felt like a past.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Just going to do the annoying thing that people do
when you tell stories out there. Oh you should have
brought some t shues.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh you should have stage guess what I did, but
my fanny pack upstairs on the top level of the.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Interesting name that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Didn't even didn't even didn't even bring my phone, so
couldn't Tick Sneagan to come and bring me some. I
really really was in a pickle. It was so bad,
and I quickly tried to pull my pants up.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I felt like I wanted to explain myself to this
poor woman who probably couldn't you know, we could, probably
couldn't speak the same language, who was, by the way,
fully covered and only eyes and hand showing. So yeah,
I quickly tried to rush and soap.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And wash my hands.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Don't worry, ran out she was gone, nowhere to be seen.
I never saw her again, and I just feel so
so bad for her because it's so against like she
would probably think this is going to be a bad
omen for her.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well you truly, truly, truly, she.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Wanted nothing to do with that toilet or that basin,
although probably she's on a radio say somewhere in the
world telling the story to look.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm sorry that now you know that information everybody, and
I'm really sorry to who.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I think about her often not.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
In that way, but I'm going to think about you
in that situation often too.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Scooping.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Thank you, Thanks for listening to Stace, Azara and Charlie's
Off the record. Catch them live every weekday from six
am on Flavor
It's the Flavor podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You're listening to Staci, Sarah and Charlie's off the record.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What's your record?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to off the record with Stacy's and Charlie. When
we talk about things they didn't go on the radio.
In this case, it absolutely couldn't go on the radio
or we wouldn't get a Broadcasting Standard Authority complaint.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So please don't complain about this because you chose to
listen to it, and we gave you kind of heads
up that it is embarrassing, gross, kind of weird. But
you don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, No, it is really embarrassing. I don't think it's
as bad as you guys are making it out to be.
I don't even think I've told my partner this now
that I think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, you'll hear it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Here, Deven, don't listen to this like thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, I'm gonna put them off guys, okay, liter let
everyone else be the judge.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So I was in Turkey, which is a very.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Conservative country, and you know there's a there's a lot
of Muslims and you know Muslim woman, as you know,
most of them will wear a hed aap some going
to the extent to not just wear the hair jab
and long sleeves and long pants or dresses. Most of
the time they will be fully covered with only the
(01:23):
eyes showing and the hands and you know, the rest
of their face is covered. That's a part of their religion.
I respect it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I actually love all cultures and religions.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Not really about that, but just happens has a kind
of side note sidebar in this story.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, it's kind of important for where I was.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And I was in a public toilet on a fairy
and you know, I sat down. I only took a
number one a pee, guys, and I noticed after taking
my pee that there was no toilet paper, and we
had a big day left of walking around, and it's
(02:03):
already thirty something degrees. I already was just feeling gross,
and so I thought, I don't want to feel gross
down there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't want to pull my pants up.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And I know once the pants go up and I
stand up, you always get a few extra drips.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Ladies, come on, we all know this.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I thought, I don't really want that and my
sports shorts. By that, I mean piss. I didn't want
person my pants, guys, as as simil as that I
don't want pass on my undies. I don't want pass
on my pants, Okay, sue me, sue me. So I
decide stuff this. I am going to get rid of it,
(02:40):
the extra drips that will follow when I stand up.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So what do I do? I keep my pants.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Around my knees, my actually really tight sports shorts, you know,
like the skins. So I had to sort of crab
walk over to the sink because it was a big toilet.
The sink wasn't right there, so I've crab walked like.
I get to the sink, pantser down, beer are showing,
and I run. You're facing sort of no, no, no, no,
(03:09):
the tepper is, it's back, it's it's so. My bum
my ass is at the door. But I'm sort of
side on. I wasn't even I wasn't. I wasn't really
with my fullest to the door, so you could sort
of see both sides. You would see both sides, you'd
see the front and the back. And I anyway, I
run the water. I put my hand under and then
(03:31):
I scoop I scoop my hand over you know the
area where Pippie comes out, and then I dip it
back into the water and then I scoop it back
into the water.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You're washing it?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, how is that not making more water?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's fine. I would rather the water than pete.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
The idea of having my own pers on me was
grossing me out more, which is funny.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know what's funny, stays it's the fact that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm sober, because when I'm drunk, I have pop squats
and definitely pulled my pants up, which is so gross.
But I'm yeah, anyways, that's not the point, so as
I'm scoop clean, scoop clean. Of course, the toilet door
was not closed and not locked, which I thought I did,
and a Muslim woman.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Opened the door. She saw everything, and she literally was speechless.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
She went.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like, don't She put her hand up to her mouth,
and I have my hand on my caddy BM person. Yeah,
literally doing a little Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
With my hand on my crotch, and I'm nowhere near
the toilet with my hand, me and my pants by the.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Basin, which to her, she'd have idea why what I
would be doing.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know that many people would know.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No one's mind's going to go to oh that girl,
There was no toilet paper, and she went to clean
herself at the sake. Absolutely no one's going to think that,
And now that I think about it, I'm grossed out
that it even did that. But I guess the whole
toilet was disgusting and gross anyway, like it was a
public toilet, so it felt it felt like a past.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Just going to do the annoying thing that people do
when you tell stories out there. Oh you should have
brought some t shues.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh you should have stage guess what I did, but
my fanny pack upstairs on the top level of the.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Interesting name that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Didn't even didn't even didn't even bring my phone, so
couldn't Tick Sneagan to come and bring me some. I
really really was in a pickle. It was so bad,
and I quickly tried to pull my pants up.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I felt like I wanted to explain myself to this
poor woman who probably couldn't you know, we could, probably
couldn't speak the same language, who was, by the way,
fully covered and only eyes and hand showing. So yeah,
I quickly tried to rush and soap.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And wash my hands.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Don't worry, ran out she was gone, nowhere to be seen.
I never saw her again, and I just feel so
so bad for her because it's so against like she
would probably think this is going to be a bad
omen for her.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well you truly, truly, truly, she.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Wanted nothing to do with that toilet or that basin,
although probably she's on a radio say somewhere in the
world telling the story to look.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm sorry that now you know that information everybody, and
I'm really sorry to who.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I think about her often not.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
In that way, but I'm going to think about you
in that situation often too.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Scooping.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Thank you, Thanks for listening to Stace, Azara and Charlie's
Off the record. Catch them live every weekday from six
am on Flavor
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