OFF THE RECORD: Azura's flatmate is out the gate

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In today's episode, Azura and her flatmate fall into an unusual conversation, but Azura had to take it to the next level. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Flavor podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You're listening to Stacissura and Charlie's off the record.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
What's your record?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome to off the Record where we talk about things.
They didn't go on the show, so they come here.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, or maybe they can't go on the live radio.
So do we need to do any like twigger warning.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Or poo chat poo chat poo chat.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
There's that little.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Pooh So it's funny. We actually always do, not always,
but we do do poo chip.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
You usually lead it.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
You know you've joined in, You join in.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
We have to.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I can't sit the gate. Look it's poo girl talking about.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
But once it wasn't me talking about it. So we've
all got there. One person out in our life. I
truly believe this. That is just what are you even saying?
Bro O the team my person? Yeah yeah, And just
like the random thought person like they've shared an intrusive
thought and they don't care about saying it out loud.
So I live with someone who is like this. And

(01:08):
she made a point when we were talking about we'd
actually just finished eating a beautiful stew made by made
by her, and I said, oh, you know, this would
be good for the bow movements.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Did you say the bow movements?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I didn't, but I refer to that. I'll tell us
what you said because I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
You can't mis represent this person because you started it.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh no, trust when when I say what it doesn't
matter how the conversation started, trust Stace, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
How it ended. Anyway, we're talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
And they were like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I could
just go anywhere and everywhere. And I was like, what
like talking about you know they could go number two anywhere,
they could pooh anywhere? Yeah yeah, And I was like, man, crazy,
I can't traveling, traveling, traveling in Europe. Man, I had
to be the comfort of my own room. That's where

(02:01):
the chat ended up. That's what we were talking about.
My flatmate just says, I wish I was a cat
or a dog so I could just take a shit anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
He really doesn't let that one out. I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
The conversation was already kind of bored alone, but we
were talking about the comfort, how comfortable you have to
be in your own personal situation, and just the fact
that she admitted I would shit.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Anywhere if I could, like, not just any toalet anywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
But you got to thank the guys that sort of
go take the conversation else here, because they make the
conversation more interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
She was daydreaming too before she said Yeah, she really
was thinking about it. She was like, I wish I
could actually take a shit anywhere, like a cat or
a dog, and then someone pick it up.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
That's she finished with that. She goes, and then someone
has to pick it up.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
And I was like, but when I really made sure
I was open minded, that would actually be great. I
mean I personally couldn't do it, and I'm sure she
couldn't either.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
How great would that be? Because dogs sort of look
at you like you pick it up, loser. They're they're like,
look at you, your peasant picking up my poo? Picking
up my poo? Dogs do they look back?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
And you're like, oh, yeah, you've been letting down and
pick that up, so you're not sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
They do not give her ship or they're doing it.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Give her a ship.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
They gave a ship, and now you pick up that literally, well.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
You're talking about her sharing obtrusive thoughts. You really just
went there.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, and then she goes honestly stays yesterday you're on
your zoom call. She goes, Charlie, if you were paid
fifty thousand dollars, No, you're not sharing this.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
She gets to me, Charlie's gonna have to be cut.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
If you were paid fifty thousand dollars to watch Anna
producer Anna take a ship? Would you come right? But
this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
This is why we gotta love the people. They take
it to another place. She goes, and that's not her.
She's is the person. But I'm sitting there like, bro,
you're exactly the same. What are you talking? What did
you say though? And I said you said this, yeah,
when you when you really watch producer and take.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yes, I mean, I'm not I feel sorry for any
of that. It's her, but of course you know.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
But then I said I took it to another place.
I said no, no, we know. Would you eat what?
Would you eat food?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Eat food?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Eat food?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I said yes? And then producer and he goes, can
we stop talking about me taking a ship?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
At?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
And I was like, hey, guys, what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
To poo chat poo chat my pood chat poo chat.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
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Speaker 2 (04:47):
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