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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Flavor Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You're listening to Staci Zura and Charlie's off the Record.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What's your record? Welcome to Off the Record with Stace
and Azero.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
This morning, Charlie, we sent him home he had a
funny belly diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who was really direct and how he talked about it
so comes and he actually driven past our workplace and
our producer saw him, and then he just sat in
the car basically trying to summon the will.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
To not shoot himself yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And the power to walk into the building without doing
the same thing. And then he just made it and
then he looked a funny color. And then he just
sat there and you know, we started the show and
had spoken, you say, yeah, has everyone doing so it
was on my mind.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I was looking at space, go are you okay? He goes, nah,
I've got diarrhea. I've got really bad diarrhea. Guys, just
real And then he I think he might have even
swore I don't know what was going on.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He was definitely fighting through his life, because he admitted
that he was the reason he was sitting in his
car was because he was deciding whether to just let
go and shoot his pants. Right then in there, and
why are you sharing that on ear? You live the seats,
I don't know, like what I don't know, And like,
you know, it's bad when you accept the fact you
might have to just put your pants, Like I've been
(01:19):
there before and I was driving, and I remember it
was so bad that you do. You have to start
saying to yourself, it's gonna be okay. Your life isn't
going to end if you shit your pants right now,
like I was. That's how close I was. So that's
where he was at this morning. So yeah, and even
took him and if he was saying to open all
the doors to get into the building.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, no, he was contemplating how many doors he'd have
to open to get to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So at that point we're like, could you just go home?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Because I wasn't enjoying looking at the discomfort and him,
and also because all of his power and energy was
being spent on trying not to pope himself. He wasn't
thinking about the words coming out of his mouth. I'm
sure he's said the if wid.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
City, I think we're gonna have to run their back
and chicken because I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
But also I was. I think I went into a
stat of shop when I said the word diarrhea on here,
just as a very technical term.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
There's nothing wrong with that, but it's just it's hard
to spell for one thing and another thing it's hard
to stomach cut. But then actually going back and chicken,
what you said is quite important because then the next
step of that was that he'd already delivered the ingredients
for his meals that he's having made by the cafe
just up the road to them.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Like when did he do that? I don't know, I
don't know. I don't know, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't know what he's got planned, but he's he's
organized it with Penny, who works at Coffee Theory, which
is where we get a coffee is from. He drops
off the raw chicken and the vegetables and she makes
some meals. He's so lucky he is paying her to
do it, and she's incredible, which is why she does it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And it's just so Charlie.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Like, if you know Charlie, here's something like that wouldn't
shock you, it wouldn't surprise you. But maybe I'm annoyed
that he had to leave because he died rare because
I had to go in and get the coffee. And
it turns out Penny, Lovely Pinny, she listened to you
Today's off the record, and I don't didn't really remember
(03:18):
what we talked about. I know we were being pretty crude,
you know, talking about Charlie's raw meat. We mentioned that, oh,
maybe Penny's cooking them because she wanted to, cause I
don't didn't actually remember.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
She said, oh, he's so mean.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And I was like, oh no, no, we love you
like that, and she said, I know, I know, and
you know she took it like a champ. But I thought,
I don't think we were being mean, so we listened
back to it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We were. We were way out of line. No, no,
it was we. You were like, I just said that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He said, I gave Penny my real meat, and I
found that and maturely quite funny.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
We may have gone down an avenue where we were
kind of referring to, you know, and haying her to
do something.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
For him, but we were were that was you. Charlie
started the visit. Charlie sins vizit, which, to be fair, no,
I don't think we're making this any better. No, no,
sorry again, but.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Technically, you know, we are referring to he pays, but
he gets food and it wasn't a new window.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's definitely not happening.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So this is our formal apology to Penny because we
actually love Penny. And after listening to the Off the Record,
we were like, wow, we we really have been off.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The rails for school holidays exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So we'll get back into the usual o once kids
go back to school. And Penny, I'm sorry for what
a seed.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And Stacy said, and Stacy and Charlian Starlar.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Thanks for listening to Stace, Azura and Charlie's Off the Record.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
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