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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacis Zura and
Charlie's off the Record.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
What's your record?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome to off the Record.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
You're with State and Azurra and we are.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Here to talk about some you know, some some juicy stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
This I'm not sure this is ready friendly.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I know, but this is slightly different because it's off
the record. Everybody, don't go using it. It's off the record. Okay,
So but it's you've got to have the context here
of my dad, who's super random, right. My dad is
now sixty nine years old, but not your typical dad.
So just you know, for instance, he is someone who

(00:46):
likes to go, oh look she might be she's the fourth.
She'll be the fourth Missus Daniels if she plays your
cards right, because super married three times right on play
play on player player had me when he was eighteen. Also,
you know, kind of the guy. He loves the party.
He loves to even now even now, yeah even now, yeah,

(01:10):
even out and I mean he can't like he does
have one health asue that means he's not supposed to
be doing it as much.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
But now he likes to be breaking dawn. Guy.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
He likes to bring and he likes to bring backing
tracks so that he can sing at a party.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wow, okay, yeah, so there's some.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Context, but he is you know, he's got a random
sense of humor as well.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, this was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
So Stace showed me a photo of a note that
her her father had left the grandchildren.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
He said, in mind, yeah, my twelve year old and
my sixteen year olds, they were yeah, they they didn't
come when I went on the school drop off to
go and take my nephews to Kuda because I wanted to,
and they were like two really not doing it because
they were they were on having a day off. So
my dad writes this note, you know, mostly about you
help yourself to breakfast. This is where we've gone. You

(02:00):
can have anything, there's the tyson bar blah blah, and
help yourself to anything. He underlines anything you want and
he goes ps not the drugs.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
But it's just like he's their granddad and they're so young,
your children, and that's it's so funny that you know
anything but the drugs. And he probably wrote that like ha, Zanger,
I nailed there. I am so funny.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I am the funniest granddaddy. Ever, they're gonna call itself
granddad by the way. But there's the thing.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
They're gonna read that and they're gonna go, oh man,
he is just hilarious.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, actually they did that, so I found out about it.
My twelve year old goes, Cuarto Pops is so funny.
She's laughing at you.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
So you're twelve years old?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
She goes, yeah, seen a booker, got that quarter pops Like,
he's so funny. Yeah, when you're twelve, still hits. But
when you've heard it literally hundreds of times, how we
get it, Dad, we get it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
So it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yes, yeah, so she thought so as well. So luckily
he's found his audience. So that's great.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Twelve year olds? Yeah, what about the sixteen year old?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Was that funny to her?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't think she bothered to read it, but she
didn't care at all.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Nah, it's funny though, because you know, like you have
parents like that, and you go, oh, so they'll be
so lax with you, and you know he'll be funny,
you know, like as I say it, likes to party,
all of those kind of things. But then came crashing
down on me, like as a teenager. You know, I
wasn't allowed to be the party person or something and
quite often thank yeah, I know, but you have like

(03:42):
the opposites and yeah, you're right, because my sister lived
with him when she was a teenager, and he was
particularly going out and pattying. As he said, you know,
some of the things he'd did not that great because
he'd like get my brother was living in a different
pla at his mum's house, and he'd like texted him
to meet him after a long lunch, you know that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, living a bit of locus styles.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
But my sister was the kind of teenager holding it
down at home while he was really in that mode.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
You know, this is like when people life crisis. Yeah,
because I you know, I have a friend's dad who
went through the same thing. He had a mid life crisis.
I mean, he used to take us out and you know,
because we being eighteen nineteen twenty, that's fun. We want
to go out. You're trying to tell me there's an
adult with us that we trust that is paying for
our taxis, he's buying us strengths and we get home

(04:30):
each night. Oh and if you know, if there was
you know an event, you know, we'd get our own
hotel room. It was absolutely fabulous.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, hang out the movie life.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Exactly and I'm like, what you're doing, bro, what you're
doing bro? But also he's through that now, he's through
that now. It's quite funny. I'm like, we didn't see
it from a midlife crisis, and isn't it funny? I
would assume when you're going through one, you don't see
it until afterwards in the dust settles and you're like, shit,
I'm in a midlife I was in a midlife crisis.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
What happens as you get texted on your mates like
I am right now going are you away?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Am I having a crisis? Am I having a midlife crisis?
Is this is a midlife crisis? So if you're asking
the question, potentially the signs of the yoh.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Thanks for listening to Stace, Azora and Charlie's Off the Record.
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