OFF THE RECORD: Let's take it back a sec

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Flavor podcast Network. You're listening to Staca Zura and
Charlie's off the record.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
What's your record? Welcome to off the Record? Yours, Dace
and Zero.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
This is we talk about things that can't go on here,
shouldn't go didn't go near this one. I'm not freaking
talking about it. Well, I'll talk about it here.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Aren't you gonna go on social media with it?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm unsure. How what did you can to?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
This is really guys, get ready for it. These are
some words you would never have heard together. A vagina plushy?
What of a vagina toy? Yeah, vagina cushion, plushy soft.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Toy that is customized based on my vagina.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Wait, so take it back a stick. That's the part
of the podcast where people go, so what now?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Tell me this is? You know, well, I did have
a choice in it.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But it's not like I just went out and came
up with this idea and I'm like, I'm making a
vagina toy.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, So I got asked.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And you know, when you when you're in like radio media,
sometimes you do. I don't have a big following, you know,
but I have clearly enough to be asked to be
a part of this. So, you know, one week ime
at the Kindness Collective helping you know, kids get toys
over Christmas, and then the next week I'm having Sexual
Wellbeing New Zealand asked me to draw a picture of
my vagina because they're going to put it into make

(01:37):
it into a toy, a plushy.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
And you know I used.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
To go to previously known as Flaming Family Planning now
Sexual Wellbeing Musical.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well that's the whole point of the story, because yeah,
I actually was on the planning.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
They've changed their name and they want the word to
get out there. They wanted in my role there. But okay,
you're on the board there, yes, okay. So anyway, it
was right when I would have been getting the JAB
or something.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, younger, Yeah, and that's why we were going, let's
just make it easy for young women to access contraception,
you know.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Like that was the thought behind it, and it was
it was easy for me at the time.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I can't speak on it now. I would assume it'd
be a lot busier because you know, to be under
twenty turned to get free, you know, kear like that
as good. Anyway, back to my vagina toy.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Plushy, can you please see plush see? This just makes it.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh yeah, And.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm really glad Charlie's not here because that's when I
get like it's a little bit a cultural thing.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm like, sorry, I don't I know that he'd have
nothing to give anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, there's that too, But I don't think a tongue
man really wants to hear this.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, and he wouldn't. He would just sit there, just
was there, like blocking ears, blookeing ears.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
But yeah, it's really weird and I drew it and
it was look. I tried for like fifteen minutes. And
I'm like, first of all, number one, because a bunch
of other people have been asked to be a part
of it. Right, they get a toy, they shared it
on social media, that they've changed their name. That's the
whole point of us. Kind of like the concept. It's
going to work. It's definitely going to give people talking
about sexual well being New Zealand. But you know, number one,

(03:06):
none of these influencers are going to draw the actual
vagina looks like, are they? Because no one wants to
be the one with the weird vagina. Some people go
or penis or peanut? Are they doing dudes as well?
They're doing penis plushies?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
And do you know what?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
So you have to draw a picture and you reckon
heone's going to go to UK, right, and then you
get a custom made plushy.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
They get it made based on your picture and different colors.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
And so how did you go with your picture? Well,
not very well.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I spent fifteen minutes on it, and it's literally the
dumbest pitcher ever.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Look like a hot dop.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
The middle part does a little bit. Well, I just
went honestly, I just went oval oval. One of the
oval is slightly bigger than the other. I have, so
rad and then well, because you know, no, yeah, anyway,
so you had a hot and then a little oval
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right, you haven't seen its going to come out?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
And you did you specify color anything?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, They're going to come up with the colors based
on the branding. So it's not going to really make
I should.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Be based on the branding. Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't know. I honestly, I have no idea what
to expect because I said, oh, look, it's a pretty
crap picture. Just just give me whatever, and I'll just
I'll just not say it's mine, you know what I mean,
Like like I'll just say, oh, hey, guys, pretty sure
it's normalize Alberts also sexual wellbeing music. That's my plan.
I don't even think if it comes out the way

(04:30):
I drew it, I'm going to allude to the fact
it's it's based on a true story.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, but it's nice that they're not just going for generic.
It's nice, but yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
They want to show all different ones and like as
if these influencers are going to draw like Willie with
a bend in it, or a Fanny that has a
really big ladyer I mean, sorry, Vagina that has a
big labia, Like, are you really going to be honest
and do that?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I'm just concerned about the color.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I really think you should have made more space deifications
about the coming.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well, I did just take a bla.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I just took a picture on Instagram of nothing like
made made the background black and then I just got
white and just drew three over. So I'm not an artist.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I can have you seen my handwriting.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I just want to see this plushy yeah wow, And
how when I get out, So what about what about that?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
What about that?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Thanks for listening to Stace Azura and Charlie's Off the Record.
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