We Don't Have Time For This

Five years ago we bought a mic and absolutely did not have time for this. And yet… here we are. What started as a half-baked idea has somehow turned into the most unhinged, hilarious, supportive little corner of the internet full of like-minded DLs we could never have imagined. You’ve shown up, tuned in, slid into the DMs and made this whole thing what it is. We are endlessly grateful for every listen, every message, e...

Welcome to the December brain-scramble: pedal pushers are back (are we collectively unwell?!), Revz has a whole new house to drag into the light, Gem’s cortisol is peaking ahead of her 40th, and the Elf on the Shelf is the final straw holding this chaos tower together. We don’t know what’s happening, we don’t have time, but we’re unpacking it anyway.

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Strap in besties, today’s episode is a full plate served hot with extra chicken salt. We debrief on our poddy Xmas party and the importance of a good theme. Then Gem has a story that doubles as an important reminder to teach your kids your phone number. We also dive into raising respectful sons, finding the right role models, and what it really means to raise boys who grow up to be good humans. Grab your coffee/ wine/ chippie...

The gals are spiralling straight into the vortex of modern motherhood. First up: Revz has an update on her Roblox story. Hallelujah! It’s Perinatal Mental Health Week, Gem reflects on her perinatal experience and please, DLs, if you need it, there is so much support for you. Meanwhile, Revz needs to vent about her shit-box car, and speaking of, why can’t we have nice things with kids and teens? Finally, 2025 Dance Mum L...

Gem’s found a rogue black hair in a very unexpected place, and naturally… it’s peri until proven otherwise. Meanwhile, Revz has had a financial fright courtesy of her child and a very large in-app purchase. Cue a deep dive into kids, devices and digital chaos. How the hell are we meant to keep boundaries, when ours are hanging by a thread?

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Revz kicks off the episode with the ultimate jar-opening hack—it might just change your life. Then we dive into godparents and why, honestly, we should be allowed to choose our own. Next up: the great hair-in-your-food debate. Would you say A) it’s not that bad, or B) that food is dead to me? Spoiler: opinions get heated. And parents, pay attention: Gem has a PSA you don’t want to miss. We’re talking Toothpa...

Sister Lu’s back and proving once again she’s the chillest mum in the game… possibly too chill? We’re talking her latest “low-effort, high-reward” parenting hack that has us questioning parenting styles. While we’re on genius ideas, can someone please make a trampoline that isn’t hideous? Lu and Revz also chat about what it’s like living together on tour (domestic bliss or abso...

First up, Gem’s entering her no-fucks-given era, otherwise known as our 40s, and she’s got a story to prove it. The girls are easing back into post-tour life, allegedly eating better, and Gem’s been deeply inspired by her friend who went all the way to THE MALDIVES… for the gym?! Revz owns up to a harmless little lie and it’s official: Gem is a certified bin chicken, and this comes as a surprise to&he...

First up, gag reflexing over kids’ toothpaste in typical Gem style. Then, we spiral into the minefield of saying thank you — what’s the right level of gratitude these days? Verbal thanks? Text? Handwritten note? Full-blown doorstep ballad? And why does it all feel like a test we’re destined to fail? We get a little ragey about why we’re all trying so damn hard to be “good” at everythin...