BATTERY BITE

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You had a quick issue. I had to fix it
this morning, like pronto, like four thirty. I should be
doing more important things.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What do we call this tape? Gaffers tape?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, stuff's great, Yes, yes, I thought duct tape is
where it's act like.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's like yeah, it's like paper concrete.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Like a year ago, I found this roll I was
using it.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
There was like six of them in there. I pill
for one for the house.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Wow, the clock here in the studio, like there's a
million clocks in the studio, but just the big one,
the one I look at. Yeah, it's just to my right.
The battery died, No biggie, Yeah, I'll go swell, I'll
go put it in the kitchen. Someone will find it,
put a battery. In the meantime, I'll steal the one
from the kitchen and we'll hang it here in the pictures.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I do with the remotes at the house.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Right, I know that DCO will go find wherever she
keeps the batteries and replace the batteries that she needs
if she ever watches TV.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Right. In the meantime, I'll just swear and press harder. Right,
It's sometimes I think off and roll him around.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I'll take the well, I go past that. Dude, check
this out, and this is something you don't want to
try at home. And I do not take my advice
and do not do this. But if you're really desperate,
you take the battery out and you put it between
your teeth and you you cheat, you.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Bite down it.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
It squeezes all the energy left in the battery to
either end of the and you get like another hour
out of it instead of walking up one blighty stairs
and getting new batteries for the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Kids. People. Those are his opinions.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
That happened this weekend. Actually, yeah, I mean I always
try that.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Bite the battery.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, both of them, because one of them is not
gonna do you get to them in there? You gotta
buy both.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Does you release the juices?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It jazz is up the the the whatever the hell charges.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
To do to your fillings?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well nothing if you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Wow, No, I'm not trying that. I'm gonna go to
the juncture battery.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
And you have to replace the batteries in the remote.
And you wonder why there are shoe marks on the batteries.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
That is, well, has she asked you as your wife
asked you.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, but she's seen me do it. She knows me
just what you married, what you marry sweetie.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Anyway, Yeah, the clock that was in here, now that's
in the break room. Someone's gonna do surgery on it.
Grabbed the breakroom clock and I brought.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You think someone's going to do It's no, it's one battery.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
If he wasn't all locked up in there, I do
it myself.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
But it's called Texas for one battery for the bell
Atlantic collar I d machine.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Nobody even has seen in that thing.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's not untrue, that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
The clock I brought in here, it tiktoks so loud,
so loud, so I s gaffer taped it to the
outdoor windows.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
So ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
But it's literally not super easy.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Can't tear a side of the of the of this world.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
The quinny can't tear a program entails him to be,
you know, to watching the clock, because lord knows I
can't do it.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm no good at that.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, you know, I mean there's clock, I said, there's
digital clocks built in everywhere, but there's a big one
that we just.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Use until you're used to this over there. But you
desperately need the clock with the.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So this s gaffer tape that window clock. Yes, can
you hear the ticket?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's taped backwards.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
If you're on the other side of the studio, you're
looking at a piece of plastic circle with a battery
in the.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
No No by market. They're going to wonder what the
hell is going on.