CARROT TOP 2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Carrot Top drew with Queen then Cantera in Albany. Sure,
comedy legend, Carrot Top, How are you, sir?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm all right? How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Good?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
You've done it? Man, you've done it. You can You
could walk away from comedy right now. And you've won. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
What what did I win? That is like a what
I win? Like you win a life?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Carrot Top win it life life?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Man, I feel like you've got another thirty years in
the in you though, because yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Very When you were talking about no, I thought I
was going I was going the other route. Then I
can walk away.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Now you're celebrating your twentieth anniversary at the Luxore Hotel
and Casino in Vegas, and I think I asked you
this every time we talk to you. But do you
live right there? Do you have a house near the
casino or do you live at the casino?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I live in a house outside the casino. Yeah, I
live in the casino for a while. But that was
you can't do that much?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
What was that? Was that just wild?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh? Yeah, you can lose your mind. I mean, if
you just want to go get a a Samewich, you
gotta go down the elevator dance thing and does a
lot me through the thing to the.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Back, do the thing.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, lose your life, you know. Yeah, I've got a
house outside here, and it's a normal, normal life.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I picture I picture carrat Top having lunch with like
Zach Beggin's from UH from Ghost Adventures, and like Ronnie
the limo driver from The Stern Show, like these people.
Do you guys all hang out there?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
We don't really see much of each other.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Much.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Entertainers out here in Vegas aren't like the old school
day's where they would you know, they wouldn't hang in
a camaraderie.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, none of those days are left.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, I don't. I don't really have a I don't
really hang out with you know, Penn and Teller, and
I don't get sushi.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
But good, you're too Penn and Teller.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Again, this is all in my head, not reality.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Everybody, it's Carrot Top. I saw you on the Bill
Maher podcast. It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
You told this story about how how you how your
dad bought you a beer when you were underage. Where
were you at your dad was a we had a
NASA launch.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yes, I was at a launch for a space shuttle.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, his dad was a NASA engineer and your dad
you wanted a coke, but the line was too long,
so the old man got you a beer.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
How did that go?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, well, look at me.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, you don't drink now right, you're sober? Are you?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
No? No, I don't drink.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, have you ever one time drink?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I mean I've had. I've had a drink or two.
I just don't. I'm not. Yeah, I don't drink a lot.
I'm more of a pill popper. Pill popper, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well, I don't know. But if you have one of
those crazy music magicians out there.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Do you have a backup plan if you go bald?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Great question?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah right, just just no top we always that never happens.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
You'd have to you'd have to get a transplant. It's
important that you keep.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Your hair, Yes, I would think pretty pretty.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Important to How is it doesn't look any sinner? It
looks thick as hell?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh no, my hair is fine. My hair's again. I
think I got lucky to want to call myself carracof.
I'm put myself into a danger spot.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, up against the wall.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
There after himself at a corner.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I picture Carrot Top is being smooth everywhere else though
I don't see any other hair color.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You're pretty hairless, aren't you, Top?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, I have people shave me daily.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, I've been using the the sticky pad things every Sunday.
I'm getting ready to go to the Islands for Christmas.
I'm taking the hair off the back of my arms
and neck every Sunday.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's like a ritual me and the wife. So sad.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
A Carrot Top twenty years at the Luxor Hotel and
Casino in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I can almost picture you like a like just the
carrot Top, Like you could probably get Carrot Top robot
AI put him in Vegas, then you could go out
and live your life like we don't know a lot
about your.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Goal.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, and that makes me think, what else does Carrot
Top want to do with his life other than just
the stand up in the Vegas thing. You gotta be
something you're you're dwelling on inside, maybe figure skating.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
You have a family, you married judging him, No, I
don't have a family.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I rent a family every other week.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Not elusive, bro, He's elusive, the elusive Carrot Top.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Do you want a family.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, I don't want a family.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I like, you know, being a comic. This will be
we we like our private time or quiet. I mean,
I'm just a single guy working doing doing my job.
That's pretty much all I know how to do the stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
He's not telling us. That's got to be so good.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I imagine that.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Probably I've gotta I've got to probably have a barn
out back where I've got seventy kids. Yeah, no, just
just living a quiet life.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
You know, do you ever do you ever hit the
road or you just if someone wants to see Carrot
Top's got to be in Vegas, right, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well this year it is this year. But next year
we're going out. We're going to do some cities. We
we do that every other year, probably go out and
hit the road. So we'll probably be.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Out cool, we'll look for you.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
We'll be out and about next year.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
You know, all right, Karen, to have you registered to vote?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I am registered to vote.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You can't picture you voting? Isn't that awful?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh yeah, it's probably a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Can I go down to the I go down to
my little business school, or I go down to where
they but people always.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Can top up.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
So happy to see you support the voting.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You know that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Well, listen, you've been out there, you've been doing it,
and you continue to forge ahead. The longevity is everything
in that career.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Congratulations, congrats place.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, thank you guys. You've have very nice I appreciate
it's been a good run. It's been a fun run.
And as you said, maybe we've got thirty more in me.
Who knows.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I love love, Thanks man, good luck.