COSTUME WIFE

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Barny cap Land.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I were fresh off our annual Halloween party. Yeah, all right,
and still the club Friday night Halloween. That's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
By the way, Matt Mackie just told me this morning,
try to work a raincoat into your Halloween cos.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's a bummer. I don't believe him. I don't believe him.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
But now you know, if you know, now you can
work it in.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
We are fresh off our Halloween party where it was
not a peacemaker crowd. No, so you and your wife
your costumes were overlooked. But I thought you guys killed it.
A peacemaker in Harcourt. Oh, thank you, man, thank you.
I thought you guys killed it.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I had to explain who I was to everybody, including
my wife, you know, a week ago.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
But you know, by god, my costume was so random.
Nobody even asked me. No, not one person asked me
who I was. I was Randy Marsh from South Park.
It was great, Kyle, stand My wife was standing right.
And also, I don't ever want to hear you talk
any negativity about your wife ever. Again.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
She was aughing hit of the party. She's so awesome,
is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know she is amazing. And you you come here
and you say, like, she doesn't talk to you. I know,
I know my wife, and I'm driving home.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm like, it's amazing to watch that happen. It's like
she turns into she turns some gear on, and she
becomes this person.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
But we didn't. We didn't do that at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's not all that engaging stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, if there's a problem out there in the spa
deep things, you're the problem. I know a consensus. We
came to him a drive home. That's a compliment to me.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
That means that means I married a normal human being
who actually is respectable and decent. Oh, you know I
don't have that. I can't put that in my eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't have those kind of goggles.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You never need negative about your wife. But you do
show up here on a Monday morning and you tell
you're like, you know, you complaining about things, and I'm like,
what is I do? And I haven't seen her in
two years, so I'm you might be right, but you're
not right. She's wonderful, so wonderful