DINNER FIGHT AND CALL

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh hey, last chance, Quinn. How you doing last chance
to join us at dinner tonight?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, I don't want to impose on.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
No, you're not. I appreciate it. I took this home
with me yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Just real quick.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm sitting at home thinking to myself, my wife loves
games like insane.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
You guys have a game night that you do with
your adult dinner game night, game night, and you have
different couples that night.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
And I thought I should really do something like this
to be a better husband.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
My wife would, she'd slay at game night.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't even have the.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Like Andy.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
He drinks wine with ice. I have nothing to worry
about drinks beer with ice. Well okay, that then his
wife drinks wine with ice.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Somebody who drinks wine with.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
And drinks beer with ice. Okay, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I don't have to worry about any of that stuff,
but I really, I really ought to. I mean, there'll
be another game night, right.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, And I think it's probably too short notice to yeah,
you're coming.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, you don't have to worry about but they're going
to ask.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
About you tonight and I can tell them, well, really
wants to go to the next one. Of these.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
No, it's tell them I don't have any interest in
going whatsoever. It's for my wife, can't that's my point.
Very little interest myself. To me, it's it's it's a
haul and a load of concrete on my back. That's
what I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
And unfortunately you're what your wife is penalized because of
your piss poor attitude. Hey, I'm not going to invite
your wife knowing that you want to lie to you.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
You want me to lie to you. I want to
be there and fake it.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, all right, I'm telling you right now, I'm trying
to open the door a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You're trying to open the door. It doesn't sound like that,
I am. It doesn't sound like that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Well, I just told you my wife would love it.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Your wife would love it, But then I have to
know that you wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well, you asked, and you projected that I would love it,
And there you are.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
You're projecting that I would love it, and I might
not love it.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You had a nice time at the Halloween party three
weeks ago, two weeks ago, that's all right, all right,
it was nice.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Hanging out with you.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, if we discuss inviting you and your wife. So
this is my vote to know.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
So I got to see.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Now this is exactly why it never because I can't
be me.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
We'll go around the room, let me be me.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I will say, who wants to invite Quinn and TCO
and it's not worth the ang. It'll probably be seven
yes is in a no? But just know the no
was me?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I do right.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
It will probably will be seven to one, all right,
but I'm definitely voting no.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Next, good morning, good morning. I see invite Quinn and
c c O.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
C c O will be more.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Likely to give Quinn a little noodle, and Queen can
be the beer wench for everybody?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
What be the what wedge.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
The beer wench?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah I can.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can bring beers to you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, you can fetch beers beer wench. Yeah, great idea,
great idea.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
How is that fun?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You're not having fun.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
To begin with? Well, I told you I wasn't gonna
have fun, right, but I don't want You're definitely not
gonna have fun.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You want me to beer.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
You don't want me to accidentally have fun.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You can't have fun. You say you're not gonna have fun.
E just got a text from Andy the dinner's.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
In his house tonight.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's semantics, really, It says, I don't want to be
forced to have can't tear a level of fun.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm kussing there would be enough to invite them. He's
talking about food.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Thank you, Andy. It's very kind of you. It's nice,
very serious.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
It makes it very clear he doesn't want to go.
You did make it very clear.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, it's not true at all. You guys know you
guys don't listen. Do you not listen when you're hanging
out together too? Because you told me I was gonna
have fun, I said I'm not going to have fun.
I will be there and I will make an attempt
to have fun.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Check the tape. I think I said something like, do
you want to go? I don't. I didn't. I didn't
infer you were going to have fun, although how could
you not?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
My wife would love it. My wife would love it.
It's right up my wife's alley.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Fine, but you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, I would go if you were such a pain
in my ass.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
This is it. He can't. He's inside his own head.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, you didn't want to talk about it anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's gonna get it's really gonna get uncomfortable if I
push it. I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I want to push it a little more because you've
done this a few times.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
You've up the before you walk into.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Setting anything up. You offered. By god, you stuck that
up there.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
A few weeks ago. We got right right and.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I told and I told you, you know, I had
a moment.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I'm thinking my wife would really enjoy playing board games
with adults.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, okay, what about you? I really enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
The look at me, do you think I would? You're
gonna lie to you, Yes, that's what.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I'll have a level of entertainment out of it now,
and I'll and I'll be a nice fella.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
And wish you were at home and your gazebo smoking dope.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Are you gonna judge me if that's what? If I
said yes to that, No, no, you know I can
only tell you the truth