DOCTOR NOTES

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Anyways, Good morning, Catalan.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Doctor's visit today. Oh, I run into some hard rollers
around noontime in the waiting room.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
What set, what cut of what cut of beef?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You had? Looked at the old tigger, But this is
I thought you'd get a kick out of this. My
wife's like, I have some questions I need answers to
man from your cardiologist. Like what like cause they're they're
they're betting on my desk. Sure my insurance, my life
insurance goes up at the end of the year.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's true, dude, last time I had my thing, my
wife never did. She's never been that nice. She's like,
you know, I'm so glad, but I'm so glad you
got it. They want to know when you're going to die.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, they want to know. And now apparently the insurance
company wants to know what happened to biglo where I
can just log on a big loosefat dot com and
they just give me the two million dollar life insurance
without checking out of the hood. I think that's all
bait and switch. They don't think that's a real thing.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Did she finally try to get like life insurance or something?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
No, I have life in charge ten years and it's
running out at the end of the year. So maybe
that's so I have to re up it. Okay, it's
not like I can just like pay the money. Apparently,
Oh you have to go through the whole rigamarole.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
For god, because it's ten years later. You know, you
could have really been pulling a You could have gone
off the rails, left.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It could be in the street, wrung out on heroin.
I mean, nobody knows why we're out.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's so true.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
What I'm saying is when you hear the commercials yes
and make it sound like you just call and get
insurance from time, I know, I know it's not the case.
So now I've got to go and sit down and
I got to say doctor and up on my phone.
I'm gonna say my wife or I have some I
have some questions. This is great.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, you don't know, you should say your wife. Actually,
depending on who you see, Like if it's doctor, if
it's Celburg, you gotta see the head doctor, say my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
But if it's if it's his check, very very cool
chick that he that works for. Yeah, yeah, just yeah, yeah,
you act as if b Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I've just got I've got like marching orders, which
going to the doctor's never let me come on, I
only have two questions.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'll give you one, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, Apparently I hate saying this to you because I know.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
How you think, buddy. All right, Okay, I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I have to ask him what is my diagnosis? What
is your diagnosis? That's the first question.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
So what the hell is that? So broad?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think there's probably a technical diagnosis.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, they're supposed to. What if they don't diagnose you
with anything?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, maybe it's yes, Maybe maybe.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's a thing diagnosed with. Okay, so here you are,
could be all right.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be going there every year
for the past seven years if I didn't have a
diagnosis level of at least.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
One, well even one year, you know, even one year.
This is the annual, is all right? So that's that's
what is? Your diagnosis is very vague.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm gonna need more. Second one, ask me tomorrow. The
answer this is great.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And then the other one I'm not giving out.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Really is it is it just too too scary? It's
gotta be scary, not too scary.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It opens the door for you to brag and I
can't take it right now. I need to know my
cause him score, here we go.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know. I just come on, I don't you know.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I have a great calcium score, very healthy, had incredibly
nuclear incredibly good nuclear stress tests the other day.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean, the nuclear stress test just means you're too
old to do a real stress test. No, don't. Don't
you see nuclear like that makes it sound better.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
This is what they call it. It says it on
the door. I don't know what that means. But it's nuclear.
It's the nuclear stress.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
But it's still better than stress. It is ran.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Up hill, bro, ask for a nuclear stress asking.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You to raise my heartbeat without the exercise.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, no, dude, it's awesome and I like that, but
the detail I'm just saying, just ask for it.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm old school.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
If you blame me, Quinn got the nuclear stress test
because he said his knee was bad.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I don't want that. She knows I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
All right, Okay, Well.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Anyway, ask me tomorrow what my diagnosis is. Maybe we'll
make it into a game, right damn the hippolaws.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I hope everything's fine.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Well it's I mean, yes, Jesus Christ, what do you
want me to say?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hey, you know Sarah could just go and just add
the iHeart.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Uh. The insurance has really simple life insurance. They don't
need check a complicated fell

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Stuff about leading my record collection to my dink of
a wife, double income, no kids, I've got I've got
to count, bro