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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Its Quinny Cantara picks one oh six comedian Earthquake playing
(00:03):
the funny Bone in Aubany coming up this weekend, and
we're joined on the phone by Earthquake. What's up, mister quake?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
How are you doing? How you Doing's it?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Are you? Are you in California right now?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes? I am. I'm in Los Anger. It's gonna leave
first thing Friday morning, come to the capitalil of New York.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
All right, man, we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You still live next to Jamie Fox.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, Jamie moved out and I moved out. I lost
that house.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, man, you were affected by the fires? Huh not?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
If I didn't do me, divorce got me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh, sorry to hear that, man, I thought you were
engaged again though. Are you getting remarried?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, I'm about to get remarried. But that's the only
time I lost house.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Is this? This fiance is little younger than you, isn't she? Quake?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nah? I say that you'll what you trying to say? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hey quick? Are you watching this prison break story?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah? Man, I'm trying to turn a couple of men
so I can get that money.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
What do you make of this thing? Do you think
they're all planned it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, somebody on the inside. He said he was scared
for his life, so they running.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
See and I agree with that guy. This guy, like
I feel that guy's pain here.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, you said they was gonna kill him if he
didn't help.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's a comedian earthquake, thirty years of comedic precision. He's
one of the best. You're like a comedian's comedian who's
been slapping the mic on the side of their leg
first you or Chappelle, good one.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I don't know. I've just been doing it for a minute,
but I don't know who started it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I just love it when when you crack yourself up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, because it's so funny, man, So you know, you
get into the doses like a gospel, like you're a
preacher who said this is the word, this is the word.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Fred.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
That's kind of the thing, Like, you know, it's it's
so funny earthquake, but it's like I don't want to
watch it in a public square. You know, it's so
irreverent and like I mean, the the Bill Cosby sitting
in the corner like Diddy watching the girls fight that medicine.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I laughed so hard at that.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
But if I had been in public, I would have
had to keep that one down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh man, you know you have you can laugh. Man,
It's just like back of the day when you used
to take your mother albums Red Fisting and Richard Pryne
going down the basement and listen to it exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's so true.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It made me think of the whole Diddy stuff because
did he likes to sit in the corner? Are you
working on any jokes over there?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I'm working on a little Diddy. I didn't get
to go to the parties.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You did not. You've never gone to a freak off.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, he don't like fat dudes.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh, I guess that's probably the thing. Yeah, I think
we figured that out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Were you are?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Are you? If he's out, will you? Will you be
scared to make jokes about him? If if he gets out, No, I.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Mean, everybody pay a game. He gonna have a lot
more problems than joke problems.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And we just heard he like blew up Kid Cutty,
his car, Guy's dangerous crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well they said it was the real dude with the gangster.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, the beauty about your comedy is that we say
writing jokes. But these ain't jokes. We learned that this
is real observational stuff that ends up being so freaking
funny because of your angle that you take on it.
And we love your live your live show man.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well thank you man. I try to make it like
they said, you want to give him that full course
meal that is stick to the bones type laughter.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Nice comedian Earthquake playing the Funny Bone. Tickets available. Put
a link up on our site. Hey, when was the
last time you got a prostate exam?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
About six months ago? But I told him we ain't
doing it that way no more. You just checked my blood?
Just check my blood?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
How I have never had it done? How was it was?
Are you awake for this?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Flowers enough?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Were you on all fours?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No? Man, he snuffed me. I had to look one way,
not got bothered. He hit the right now.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
If your ass was haunted, earthquake, then that wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, Excuse me? What is that?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
If ass was haunted?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
If your ass was haunted, that wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You see, No, it wouldn't happen. It would have been
a welcome sign on it earthquake.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
If I ever got the prison, says he would like
to have his ass be haunted, so nobody wants to mess.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
He also leaves it ashy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, that's my I forgot about it, and I'll never
take a down.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey man, you were you were in the Air Force.
What did you do in the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
A loaded nuclear weapons for real?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Man on B fifty two fat, I mean, yeah, that's
what I did.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You did you become a comedian as you transitioned out
of the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, because the war broke out so I had to
get out.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I guess I didn't really consider that we'd be loading
nuclear and the missiles onto actual planes until we really
needed them.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's yeah. I mean what if they fell Once it crashed,
it worries me.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, when it happened. One time, I dropped one trying
to see two Live Crew. They was in town, all.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Right, when they're missiling that two Live Crew video back
in the day.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well man, we wish you the best of luck. We
know you're going to sell out the Funny Bone this
weekend when you come to town. Save travels man, and
thanks for the time, mister quake earthquake.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Man, thank you for the opportunity to please make sure
you check the shows out. If you want some free tickets,
all you got to do is hit me on Instagram
at the Real Lives, at the real Earthquake. And remember
I only having one restriction for my free tickets. I'm
all out of men tickets.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Y're all right? Thanks, thanks man, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Thank you man, God bless
Its Quinny Cantara picks one oh six comedian Earthquake playing
(00:03):
the funny Bone in Aubany coming up this weekend, and
we're joined on the phone by Earthquake. What's up, mister quake?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
How are you doing? How you Doing's it?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Are you? Are you in California right now?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes? I am. I'm in Los Anger. It's gonna leave
first thing Friday morning, come to the capitalil of New York.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
All right, man, we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You still live next to Jamie Fox.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, Jamie moved out and I moved out. I lost
that house.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, man, you were affected by the fires? Huh not?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
If I didn't do me, divorce got me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh, sorry to hear that, man, I thought you were
engaged again though. Are you getting remarried?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, I'm about to get remarried. But that's the only
time I lost house.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Is this? This fiance is little younger than you, isn't she? Quake?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nah? I say that you'll what you trying to say? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hey quick? Are you watching this prison break story?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah? Man, I'm trying to turn a couple of men
so I can get that money.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
What do you make of this thing? Do you think
they're all planned it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, somebody on the inside. He said he was scared
for his life, so they running.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
See and I agree with that guy. This guy, like
I feel that guy's pain here.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, you said they was gonna kill him if he
didn't help.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's a comedian earthquake, thirty years of comedic precision. He's
one of the best. You're like a comedian's comedian who's
been slapping the mic on the side of their leg
first you or Chappelle, good one.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I don't know. I've just been doing it for a minute,
but I don't know who started it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I just love it when when you crack yourself up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, because it's so funny, man, So you know, you
get into the doses like a gospel, like you're a
preacher who said this is the word, this is the word.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Fred.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
That's kind of the thing, Like, you know, it's it's
so funny earthquake, but it's like I don't want to
watch it in a public square. You know, it's so
irreverent and like I mean, the the Bill Cosby sitting
in the corner like Diddy watching the girls fight that medicine.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I laughed so hard at that.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
But if I had been in public, I would have
had to keep that one down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh man, you know you have you can laugh. Man,
It's just like back of the day when you used
to take your mother albums Red Fisting and Richard Pryne
going down the basement and listen to it exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's so true.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It made me think of the whole Diddy stuff because
did he likes to sit in the corner? Are you
working on any jokes over there?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I'm working on a little Diddy. I didn't get
to go to the parties.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You did not. You've never gone to a freak off.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, he don't like fat dudes.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh, I guess that's probably the thing. Yeah, I think
we figured that out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Were you are?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Are you? If he's out, will you? Will you be
scared to make jokes about him? If if he gets out, No, I.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Mean, everybody pay a game. He gonna have a lot
more problems than joke problems.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And we just heard he like blew up Kid Cutty,
his car, Guy's dangerous crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well they said it was the real dude with the gangster.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, the beauty about your comedy is that we say
writing jokes. But these ain't jokes. We learned that this
is real observational stuff that ends up being so freaking
funny because of your angle that you take on it.
And we love your live your live show man.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well thank you man. I try to make it like
they said, you want to give him that full course
meal that is stick to the bones type laughter.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Nice comedian Earthquake playing the Funny Bone. Tickets available. Put
a link up on our site. Hey, when was the
last time you got a prostate exam?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
About six months ago? But I told him we ain't
doing it that way no more. You just checked my blood?
Just check my blood?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
How I have never had it done? How was it was?
Are you awake for this?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Flowers enough?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Were you on all fours?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No? Man, he snuffed me. I had to look one way,
not got bothered. He hit the right now.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
If your ass was haunted, earthquake, then that wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, Excuse me? What is that?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
If ass was haunted?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
If your ass was haunted, that wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You see, No, it wouldn't happen. It would have been
a welcome sign on it earthquake.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
If I ever got the prison, says he would like
to have his ass be haunted, so nobody wants to mess.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
He also leaves it ashy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, that's my I forgot about it, and I'll never
take a down.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey man, you were you were in the Air Force.
What did you do in the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
A loaded nuclear weapons for real?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Man on B fifty two fat, I mean, yeah, that's
what I did.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You did you become a comedian as you transitioned out
of the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, because the war broke out so I had to
get out.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I guess I didn't really consider that we'd be loading
nuclear and the missiles onto actual planes until we really
needed them.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's yeah. I mean what if they fell Once it crashed,
it worries me.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, when it happened. One time, I dropped one trying
to see two Live Crew. They was in town, all.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Right, when they're missiling that two Live Crew video back
in the day.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well man, we wish you the best of luck. We
know you're going to sell out the Funny Bone this
weekend when you come to town. Save travels man, and
thanks for the time, mister quake earthquake.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Man, thank you for the opportunity to please make sure
you check the shows out. If you want some free tickets,
all you got to do is hit me on Instagram
at the Real Lives, at the real Earthquake. And remember
I only having one restriction for my free tickets. I'm
all out of men tickets.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Y're all right? Thanks, thanks man, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Thank you man, God bless
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