EFF NAKED DJ

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
In South Korea, the Starbucks there across South Korea have
taken taken action against what they call cafe squatters. You
were no longer allowed to bring your desktop and printer
into the Starbucks KI in South Korea, desktop bro desktop Desktop.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
They would set up.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Desktop computer printers, multiple outlets, power strips at the Starbucks
in South Korea. There's a whole group of people that
are cafe squatters that spend you know, three four five
hours of you.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Want to bring the powerful, powerful machine, and that you're
on the internet the whole time.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I can't bring your desktop to Starbucks in South Korea
and in Florida, it's a DJ, not this kind of
DJ or a wedding DJ DJ named Anthony Smith who
was arrested for in decent exposure. Anthony was at a
public park wearing women's lingerie and exposed his genitals, fake breasts,
black wig face mask, adult accessories, including a foxtail attached

(00:58):
to a device which was inserted into his.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Can' Tera had to make that clarification that wasn't this
kind of DJ, because that's the kind of thing that
this kind of DJ would do.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I wanted it to be this kind of DJ, know exactly,
but it's that kind of deja. It's a party in
wedding dja. He tried to flee and was caught. This
can't be good near the children's music.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
He told the cops he suffers from a sexual addiction.
Of that public exposure arouses.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh well, there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
He was charged with exposure and resisting arrest. That's Anthony.
Let me get in case you don't book it on
their wedding. Yeah, don't go with Anthony Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, and that's Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Where was that Florida?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, Hey, here's your young blood and bone marrow story.
Can'terr young blood and bone marrow found a rejuvenate aging skin.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Everybody's getting skinny. Everybody's got this skin.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Hang off their body and that or they're getting oldest.
He's getting wrinkly.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know, he cares baby juice. I know it's true, man.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Young blood can rejuvenate aging skin, but only unfortunately or
fortunately when bone marrow cells are present. So German researchers
created an orger you know, on a chip system it's
with human skin and bone marrow and exposes to them.
They expose them to the blood serum from to people
for like thirty years over and over thirty to over

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sixty years old. Then the young serum had no effect.
But when they combined it with the bone marrow, no,
it starts to release proteins that reversed aging signs. Not
just like the crap you see in commercials like signs
of aging. Gear is actual like age, like increased increased
cell division, like higher collagen production, and better energy function.

(02:32):
Forget the skin whatever, but if they can translate this
into the rest of the body, your dream of living
forever may end up being a thing.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Dude, This is what billionaires have been doing forever. Yeah,
they have been milking the juices in the marrow of
the healthy.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Let's get a young, young blood and bone marrow farm.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, well, you know, we'll take the brains out.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Wet's let the bodies pump it out.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, at what cost and what sacrifice? I mean, if
it's a business, can I sell my stuff?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, that's another good thing. You know, if you're you know,
if you can sell your blood, why couldn't you sell it?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
We're gonna have ay I do it every job, right, Hey,
I does every job. So we're all gonna be sitting
at home anyway. Why not just cook up to some
milkers milk your marrot are.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
In a money making vehicle, just sitting there on your
ass right now, sitting in all that blood and seramon
bow marrow.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
In the streaming, your gilded age, having your marrow milk.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Out, making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
The future kids looks bright.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Now that's your fu news