GENTLY TIME CHANGE

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A gentle reminder coming up Sunday morning.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
To who are we We're going to ease you back
into daylight saving somebody's everybody. Okay, it's a hold hands.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You're the one who gave me the idea.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I just so jump.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
He's into it.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's just so dumb that we have to do that.
But we don't have to.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
No one did this daylight saving time eight.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
O'clock and went on with it.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
You're the guy after every day after we changed the clock,
you're the guy going. He was sixty five percent more
heart attacks today.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Well that's because I'm in radio and I'm trained to
tell you that on the Monday afterwards.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now I'm trying to ease you into daylight saving. Here's
how you get on track.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, So many more opportunities we have a heart attack
during the day than this one.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Two am.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, all right, turn your clocks. What are we springing forward?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay, two am losing yourn at all right? Sleep experts
advised to going to bed fifteen to twenty minutes earlier
and waking up fifteen to twenty minutes earlier every day
this week. So I've already missed Monday I'm not gonna
get it done. I'm screwed.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You have the rest of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Just such a waste of human energy.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
How about this.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You're a big light guy, What a joke?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
This is get a lot of morning light.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Everybody has their own thing. But I cannot be put
on this earth to ease people back into daylight savings time.
It's not not who I am.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
There's another tip to ease you into daylight savings time. Friend,
avoid caffeine or alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
What are you talking about? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Why so that you're not affected so you don't suffer
a massive stroke morning?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Like, are people getting up going I need to get
morning light? Where's the morning light? And they're rushing in
their outfits, to their their pajamas to the morning light.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
You're the guy who taught me about self care, and
here I am trying to bring it to the table.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah. I just hate that we as a mass of
human to like that cheap that we have to move easily,
and and what would ease into daylight savings time so
we all don't just turn inside out.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't think this is how today's show, doesn't. I
think they get like a doctor on and they sit down,
and they have a whole segment about theezing into daylight.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
If you're just getting into the daylight, saving signed the
welcome the show on the.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Side of the set railing against humanity.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm trying to suck out