GOLDEN AGE OF FLIGHT

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Early in the show, we were talking about traveling. It's
a huge travel day and that includes airports, get away
Day and the Department of Transportation led by Sean Duffy,
who is You know, he's an easy target. Actually it
might be my favorite one in the thing though it's
probably one of my favorites in the administrations he's considering.
I mean, the bridge. Was he here for the bridge collapse?

(00:24):
But you know, guys had a lot to deal with.
They released his department released a video called the Golden
Age of Travel starts with you, and they're just asking
for us to be more polite and maybe not wear sweatpants.
Good luck. Come on, here's the promotional video.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's like an air travel is a miracle of American ingenuity.
We build airports to launch a golden age of traveling.
Old time, we respected the dignity of air travel and
the men and women who made the dream possible. Flying
was a bastion of civility.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Pilots they were like kings. Oh yeah, they were self famous.
So they talked about flying being the bastion of civility,
and then then they cut to us on planes today,
but today bare feet scrolling the pad with bare feet.
I love you people, Look at you.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hair, hair, pult biting, biting, oh man, the sweat left
left guy, the chair right but left hook right, here
comes arrest.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh that's the throwing stuff at the agent. Oh man.
Back to some civility.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Don't stop at the gate, yes, right, manners, don't stop
at the gage.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Things aren't what they used to be. Some would call
it the golden age of all right, let's bring civility
in manners. Back nothing yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Are you hoping a pregnant woman put her bag in
the overhead?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Bind?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Are you dressing with respect?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Are you keeping control of your children?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Are you saying thank you to your fight attendants and
your polyps?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Are you shrinking scene sizes by four inches?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Are your gold are you?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah? Planes like the modern day busy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, yeah, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's a good point. Do you want to ask to
wear a tie? Right? You had some wis stretched out
a little bit, you know, good, some real silverware. It's scary.
I'm sorry when somebody gets loud on an airplane, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I mean it's scary when anybody flips out anywhere, let
alone on an airplane.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's a good point. So I Actually, I'm with Sean
Duffy on some on all of this. All right, So
you're saying, how can you bring it up a notch?
Maybe not wear sweatpants, maybe maybe don't take your socks off,
so keep your your shoot, take your take your crocks off.
I also don't want to see your camel toe, and
I know what they're comfortable. I'm fine with that. You

(03:01):
go ahead and show your camera to all day. I'm bored.
I'm traveling all the way across the I don't want
to see your batty slippers. I don't want to see
your pajamas. I don't want to see your bathrobe.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I love the people watching, and they're always on the
phone and they're always just a disaster.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I guess when it comes to air travel, I'm a
staunch Republican. That's fine, that's fair, it's fair. I get
what you want. You want what you want, bro, I
want to not be grossed out by looking over at you. Look,
there's something fun about putting on a jacket. You're going home,
you know, maybe you're gonna go visit some fam. Put
on a coat, man, come on, say you got a
sport coded up, but just you know, it's easy.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm just saying