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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Capital.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So Monday, I heard at the end of one of
the hours on CNN one of the midday hosts, the
boris who looks like he's AI created.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Does his skin is that smooth all over his body?
And there's no hair he's.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
No hair, well, facial hair, but no hair anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's not real hair's face.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
No, that's that's computer important.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Frantically Anyway, they did their story and thought I made
a note, we should mention this.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's they do this every year.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's this State of hand Washing report by the National
Foundation for Infectious Diseases. It's about Americans habits with hand washing.
I'll say this right out the gate. Sixty percent of
the people that took the survey knew that washing hands
with soap and water for twenty seconds effectively reduced.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The spread of germs.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
So sixty percent of Americans knew that's how you get
the germs off.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Doesn't mean that's how they do it. No, which is
my favorite art.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, the right thing. Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's like we know all these all the right stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And I bet that numbers, even though some are disappointing, overall,
they're probably up because we're coming off of that COVID
where we.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Why don't you think so? Wouldn't you?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I would think so?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Can we get into here? Because I don't know, I'm
gonna go ahead and bet again.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Stuff. Half half of you as adults admit to forgetting
or choosing not to wash their hands at key times
like visiting the grocery store, restaurants, coffee shops, doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
The doctor's office, it's clean already, But.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That makes I mean, I can understand people forgetting in
that situation.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, all right, it's after to find a bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
After the bathroom people that you know?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Right, twenty percent of Americans choose not to wash their hands,
and that means just walking out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
What about do you wash your hands before going to
the grocery store?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No? I don't know it makes sense, right, I mean,
if you're going to be logical about it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
My buddy makes the case that he should be washing
his hands before he goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
He got that thing that you clean the cart with
at the beginning, because they know people.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Don't you hear me on this one?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Would you say my buddy claims that washing he should
be washing his hands before he goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh, because that's kind of like going into the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
He will he doesn't want to be touching himself with
hands that may have been infected with germs, so he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
The idea of watch is horrified me thinking about what
I haveped and.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I want to get off track. But that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know how far we away from COVID.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I mean, I've got both my hands in my mouth
more more than once a day.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm back to fair, I'm back to look at my finger.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh yeah, bite my cheek. Let me pull that off.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
This is the twenty twenty five state of hand washing
here in the US. The top three situations where US
adults wash their hands, sixty nine percent of us wash
our hands after using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Right or in the shower in the morning. Right, those
are two times. The bathroom where when I take a shower,
that's when I wash my hands. But the question is
after you go to the bathroom. I know, I know.
Are you one hundred percent on that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
After the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, I'm one hundred percent on that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You say that I don't believe you.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I am, Well, maybe you're kind of anal about that.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Why wouldn't it be one hundred percent of you?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Like I've had to hustle out of the mobile John
before over here on Troy Kenectuti Road.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, you know, I'm hustling to get in here early double.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Sometimes it's a little I don't know what is. You
know you occasionally find Yeah, you find a way to
get there though.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Look, I'm i gotta be honest here, I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Not being me. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's sixty Americans wash their hands after using the bathroom
forty eight percent after handling food, so less.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Than half unless it's onions my hands. What about meat
after handling meat? Yeah, meat, Yeah, I probably feel it
on my hand. I'd want them to sit under the
sink for a sec. Yeah, maybe wipe it, clean it
off with a paper towel. So I don't know if
we have soap in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, and then here's the one that gets me. Yeah,
after handling human or animal waste, human or animal waste,
that's only thirty nine percent. Yeah, wash their hands after.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That, so I will take the dog across the street.
To the park, yep, and I'll have the bag. The
bag is socked over my hand, right, that's clean, right
of course. So I go down, I grab the poop.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You twist it and then I pull it off the
hand and I and I spin it with one hand
while I'm holding it with his hand.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You never touched the never touched the poop, right? Good?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay? Good? Now I'm you know, playing with fire.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I bet if you were going to if you did
that with your dog, yes, and then went to make
a sandwich?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, would you wash your hands even though you didn't
touch human or animal at oah?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, I can't lie on this radio show.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He was probably gonna be turkey, and it's probably processed turkey.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Okay, I'm not like you. I do I don't allow
you do that.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Look, if you know, I may have to go to
the bathroom if I take the dog, and I will
wash my hands after that.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Maybe.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But if you scooped it even though it's bagged and
then with I couldn't in my mind know that that
hand was that close was It's just that thin layer
away from warm feces And now you're spreading mayo.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I hope you appreciate how honestly I am on this program.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Listen I do.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't think your wife does, but I said, yeah,
she's totally different.
Capital.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So Monday, I heard at the end of one of
the hours on CNN one of the midday hosts, the
boris who looks like he's AI created.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Does his skin is that smooth all over his body?
And there's no hair he's.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
No hair, well, facial hair, but no hair anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's not real hair's face.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
No, that's that's computer important.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Frantically Anyway, they did their story and thought I made
a note, we should mention this.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's they do this every year.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's this State of hand Washing report by the National
Foundation for Infectious Diseases. It's about Americans habits with hand washing.
I'll say this right out the gate. Sixty percent of
the people that took the survey knew that washing hands
with soap and water for twenty seconds effectively reduced.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The spread of germs.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
So sixty percent of Americans knew that's how you get
the germs off.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Doesn't mean that's how they do it. No, which is
my favorite art.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, the right thing. Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's like we know all these all the right stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And I bet that numbers, even though some are disappointing, overall,
they're probably up because we're coming off of that COVID
where we.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Why don't you think so? Wouldn't you?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I would think so?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Can we get into here? Because I don't know, I'm
gonna go ahead and bet again.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Stuff. Half half of you as adults admit to forgetting
or choosing not to wash their hands at key times
like visiting the grocery store, restaurants, coffee shops, doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
The doctor's office, it's clean already, But.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That makes I mean, I can understand people forgetting in
that situation.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, all right, it's after to find a bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
After the bathroom people that you know?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Right, twenty percent of Americans choose not to wash their hands,
and that means just walking out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
What about do you wash your hands before going to
the grocery store?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No? I don't know it makes sense, right, I mean,
if you're going to be logical about it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
My buddy makes the case that he should be washing
his hands before he goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
He got that thing that you clean the cart with
at the beginning, because they know people.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Don't you hear me on this one?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Would you say my buddy claims that washing he should
be washing his hands before he goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh, because that's kind of like going into the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
He will he doesn't want to be touching himself with
hands that may have been infected with germs, so he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
The idea of watch is horrified me thinking about what
I haveped and.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I want to get off track. But that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't know how far we away from COVID.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I mean, I've got both my hands in my mouth
more more than once a day.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm back to fair, I'm back to look at my finger.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh yeah, bite my cheek. Let me pull that off.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
This is the twenty twenty five state of hand washing
here in the US. The top three situations where US
adults wash their hands, sixty nine percent of us wash
our hands after using the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Right or in the shower in the morning. Right, those
are two times. The bathroom where when I take a shower,
that's when I wash my hands. But the question is
after you go to the bathroom. I know, I know.
Are you one hundred percent on that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
After the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, I'm one hundred percent on that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You say that I don't believe you.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I am, Well, maybe you're kind of anal about that.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Why wouldn't it be one hundred percent of you?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Like I've had to hustle out of the mobile John
before over here on Troy Kenectuti Road.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, you know, I'm hustling to get in here early double.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Sometimes it's a little I don't know what is. You
know you occasionally find Yeah, you find a way to
get there though.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Look, I'm i gotta be honest here, I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Not being me. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's sixty Americans wash their hands after using the bathroom
forty eight percent after handling food, so less.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Than half unless it's onions my hands. What about meat
after handling meat? Yeah, meat, Yeah, I probably feel it
on my hand. I'd want them to sit under the
sink for a sec. Yeah, maybe wipe it, clean it
off with a paper towel. So I don't know if
we have soap in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, and then here's the one that gets me. Yeah,
after handling human or animal waste, human or animal waste,
that's only thirty nine percent. Yeah, wash their hands after.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That, so I will take the dog across the street.
To the park, yep, and I'll have the bag. The
bag is socked over my hand, right, that's clean, right
of course. So I go down, I grab the poop.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You twist it and then I pull it off the
hand and I and I spin it with one hand
while I'm holding it with his hand.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
You never touched the never touched the poop, right? Good?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay? Good? Now I'm you know, playing with fire.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I bet if you were going to if you did
that with your dog, yes, and then went to make
a sandwich?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, would you wash your hands even though you didn't
touch human or animal at oah?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, I can't lie on this radio show.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He was probably gonna be turkey, and it's probably processed turkey.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Okay, I'm not like you. I do I don't allow
you do that.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Look, if you know, I may have to go to
the bathroom if I take the dog, and I will
wash my hands after that.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Maybe.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But if you scooped it even though it's bagged and
then with I couldn't in my mind know that that
hand was that close was It's just that thin layer
away from warm feces And now you're spreading mayo.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I hope you appreciate how honestly I am on this program.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Listen I do.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't think your wife does, but I said, yeah,
she's totally different.
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