INMATE MATH GAME

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, hello Marty from albody on the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi Marty, Hello You any good with math?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
In made it made escaping math problems in uh inspired
by the headline news out of New Orleans and the
escaped inmates and the prize on the line will be
tickets to see def Leppard and Brett. Michael says back, okay, yes,
all right, awesome, Here we go, Marty.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Listen up, here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Jackie the Nose is escaping from his Gray Bar hotel.
In order to slip past the guards, he needs to
take thirty five steps north and then twenty steps east.
How many steps will Jackie the Nose take to slip
out of the Hoosgo?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Fifty? Correct, You're gonna get out of jail.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I was nervous for you. I hope Marty, he doesn't
butcher that one alright? And just lonely Pete the Pyro
has zero friends inside the pen. He spends his days
walking around the yard collecting rocks. He collects eight rocks
on Monday, eight rocks on Monday, twelve rocks on Tuesday.

(01:09):
He collects fifteen rocks on Wednesday, Marty, how many rocks
has Lonely Pete the Pyro collected in total.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Thirty thirty five rocks thirty five.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Let's keep going on, man, I thought shifty, I thought
I heard shifty for that list.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's getting worse and it's the worst profession to become
a mumbler in.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I feel anybody feel bad for Lonely Pete the Pyro.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know he was going to be Lonely Pete the Pedo,
but at last last second, I'm like, you know, I
can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, you know it's not kind of glad, i'd here
we go.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Marty, Marty Louis Haha is the king of Pruno prison wine.
If it takes six smuggled fruit cocktails from the cafeteria
to make one bag of wine, how many bags of
wine can Louis Haja make with thirty smuggled fruit cocktails
in their natural juices.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
In their natural juices?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Fie?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh five six right, six smuggled fruit cocktail?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Check my math, I got it from co pilot. Wait,
what's six times five? Though, can't take it thirty?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, you are right, that's right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, he's right.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think we're just surprised that Marty didn't get it
right twice in a row.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, he didn't get it right, or he didn't get
it right. We'll do the math. He didn't get it right, Marty,
did you get it right? Yes, thirty and thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Bags of wine can Louis has with thirty smuggle fruit cocktails.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Let's give it to Marty. Let's give it to him.
I'm looking at it all right. Go ahead, take it, Marty,
rock with two more for the wind.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Take the license while you're at.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It, Bob, bong breast.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Bobby held up the doll dollar store for thirty dollars
and some disposable pipe cleaners.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
What do you think the pipe cleaners were? For clean
pipe pips?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
We would have accepted bong pipe or teeth teeth. Yeah,
but he's got bad breath, Bob.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Listen closely, Marty for the win. Here's a hint. This
is edition here we got all right, Marty.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Jimmy Chicken dump Gagileardi was serving a fifty five year
sentence for plagiarism pouch. He fell in love for with
prison life and institutional living and spent an extra five years.
How many toll years did Jimmy Chicken dump Gagileardi serve
for the win?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Sex way that go, like that guy in Shawshank, Who
do you want to Leave? I love it? Yeah, totally, totally.
I mean, what's what are you gonna do? Leave? Marty?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Congratulations, You're going to see Dap Lefford and Brett Michaels
everywhere else. Thirty dollars line seats for that show on
sale tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Get this math question throughout

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hey, type are your math