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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Morning Capitol Land.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, So if you're a follower, if you're a
long time listened to the show or even started last year, yes,
you know that around week six of the NFL season,
Quinn's neighbor, yes, who put up a big Kansas City
Chiefs banner out on the garage.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Above the garage, hanging from the garage area.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And it left it out throughout for a good portion
of the after.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The season, right, and it was you know, there was
a lot of Chiefs everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know, Quinn was like, you know, he was chirping
about a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You wonder how this is how long we're we gonna
keep this up there?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, it's your neighborhood, I get it right.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So yesterday I'm like, uh, I'm a step outside to
take the dog out for a little walk there and
she runs out down the steps and starts barking, and
I come out behind her and there's the dude next door.
You know, he's his big, tall, incredibly fit fella like
could kick some serious ass and jeans mos Mosalon and
like uh like those pump up rebox and a pair
(00:55):
of shorts or something.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And that's pretty much it. Maybe a visor, no shirt.
Didn't need a shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That guy never has to wear a shirt any day
of his life if he doesn't want to legally.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Maybe, well it's impressive, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You see that kind of thing anywhere, you're gonna be
impressed by that, but right next door to me. So anyway,
so I've been you know, I don't like socialize with
him or anyth because I don't know him.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You don't with anybody, No, I really don't.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Plus, I don't know if he's heard me, you know,
bitch incessantly about the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Thing listens.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
So I gave it a shot yesterday because the dog's
barking at him and he's not turning around because he's
not expecting me to say anything but the dogs but
yelling him, And I go, wow, my Homes really killed
it last night.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He likes to talk football.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And for like fifteen seconds it was like we are
like right there.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He's like, I know, thank God. I didn't want him
to go whatever's whatever they would have gone if they'd lost.
And knows when he was talking.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah right, exhaust exactly, and Mahomes had a hell of
a game, and I knew that he didn't say that
mostly because of fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Your opponent, Head Mahomes is a quarterback, right, you were
plugged in.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Bro, I'm like, oh, this is great. Maybe we'll have
a picnic this next summer, or we'll be friends. So
I took it to another step too far. I think
I'm not left. I'm not entirely sure if I did
or not, but you could tell me. I thought i'd
add another one. I go, oh, sucks to be a
Jets fan.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
And he turned and looked at me very slowly, like, you,
poor bastard, you're a Jets fan. And I'm like thinking,
he's gonna say, oh, he knows all about the Jets thing.
He's thinking I'm making fun of the Jets. But no,
I think he thinks now that now I'm not just
a Jets fan, like a loser Jets fan, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So that's my concern you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I just think, how are you going to clean that?
I got?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, I gotta shut up talking. I do have to
square that away.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What I'm thinking you don't say, no, I mean, but
I don't want to hang a Viking slogo about my.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I know, doctor John's Jets fan. Yes, and I that's
you know, he can never be a hundred in my
book because he's a Jets fan.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well, and you know, I kind of feel the same way.
And I was trying to make fun of the Jets.
He wasn't sure because he doesn't know anything about me.
So anyways, I walked myself right into that. It's just
I gotta stop talking football. I think one storytops that
I'm sure of.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
This is too much. But the only way to clear
this up without talking.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Don't knocking on the door. Listen, this has been bothering me.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I want you to know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm just I'm not a Jets fan.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Don't go through another moment of your life thinking I'm
a Jets fan.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Don't go full banner because that's his thing, right right,
Go small flag, Just go small flag, a small flag
or maybe a Vikings decal.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Like, Oh, I see your wife's the Vikings fan. You
like the Jets and she likes the Vikings.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Huh Oh, you're stuck, man, I just can't do it
in full You've.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Got to learn this. Cha, you're gonna do it, Harry,
that's you. Yeah, that's him.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The next thing he's not to say to me, he's.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Who lives next door.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So if you're that guy and you're telling all your
buddies about your stupid neighbor who's a Jets fan, that's
not true.