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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kelsey. Hi, Hey, it's Quinny. Can't tear out here in
all but in New York. Where are you?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where you at today?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hi? I'm then so can Washington right now.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Well, thanks for getting up early for us. So this
is the just give you a quick story. First of all,
we're big fans, okay, back right, like I think the
day you signed your divorce papers, which was right before
COVID hit, we had you on and we were really
big fans. But it was kind of like this, so
the interview was a little weird awkward.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, you know, but we.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Watched your whole we watched the last four or five years,
and then we were big fans of Chad. We saw
you get together with Chad.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We have to have Chad on we talk about you. So,
Kelsey Cook, come full circle on our show. I just
want to let you know we're welcome. You remember that divorce.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Right, thank you? Oh my god, it's so early in
the morning to begetting into this.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Do you remember though, like you were like in an
empty empty house right before COVID or something.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great time time in my life.
That is the area's way to start an interview, to
be Hey, I don't know if you remember this. We
had you on and you were super weird.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, you want to prepare you for the rest of
the interview in case you wonder if we're stocking you,
which we are and have been now for multiple years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We're a big, big fans I want to say that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
And and you're in my home state and you're living
up there in Fergus Falls, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Correct, well that's where shot is from. But we live
in Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now, Oh, you're in Minneapols. I'm gonna say, oh God,
how on earth are you going to living in Fergus
Falls right down middle of February Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You must really be in love with comedian Chad Daniels
to move to Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Thank you? Yeah, I love him so much. I mean
moving to Fergus Falls, that's a level of love. But
I don't know another human house for hum. I don't
know if we could do that from moving to Minneapoli
at least it's like a major city. But yeah, I
moved there in the month of January.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Where you're where you live? Where you live in Minneapolis?
Just Carris, where are you living? You have a house
on the lakes.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I can't say on air. I think, yeah, I can't
stay on air.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Okay, active female comedian, Well, I do you want to
be psychos out there?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Probably more Lake Harriet, No, never mind.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You're releasing your second stand up special, Mark your Territory
on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's out now, and you still have pretend problems.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Your podcast with Chad correct yes, yes, And you know what,
Mark your Territory actually came out on YouTube as well.
Hulu and YouTube the same time, so if people don't
have Hulu they can go watch on youtubube.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And your other special that you dropped on Hulu has
almost four million hits.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That had to be a big.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Deal for you.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I mean it's been really exciting. You never know
with YouTube, right, it's like the teenage boys can put
a tutorial up there of how to like kill a
garter stig or where. It's like there's such a wide
array of videos on there that you don't know if
you're who's going to go into the algorithm. But I've
been really really.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Lucky that it has a good thing about your stuff?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's pretty timeless.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It really is pretty timeless. I was watching the Jim
Norton bid at the answers the end of your last thing.
I've watched that last night and just rolling and you know,
if you know Jim Norton, so it's time that you
go back and visit that stuff. How is Jim?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Jim is great. I'm actually I'm going to be in
New York next week doing Pressed for the Special and
I'm going to do his new podcast, So that'll be
a fun kind of like full circle moment because he
really he changed my life. He was like my comedy
fairy godmother in a weird way, which I never You've
never pictured Jim.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
In that comedy boot camp maybe well he yeah, exactly.
He put you through the ringer.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, he pulled me out of my day job. He
made it possible for me to do comedy full time.
So I will always be very grateful to him, despite
him humiliating me in public all the time on tour.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I'm curious because I haven't seen mark your territory yet.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But what is what was your superlative? What were you named?
In school?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh? When I was in seventh grade, I got voted
most likely to become a sex sad teacher.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Really seventh grade? Why right.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Well, that's the thing where I I look back and
I'm like, what was I saying to my peers at
age twelve? That makes them be like, you know, she
knows what's going on down there. It's like I know what.
I know nothing? And also like what creepy? What creepy
teacher came up with that category?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right by teacher?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh well so you were you were You were named
most likely to be a sex head teacher. And then
the following year and I don't want to spoil too
much of it, but this is out there on Instagram.
I think you got your period.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It was pretty tell us about that, Kelsey Cook.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh god, you're right. I didn't even think about that.
Those two things were back to back. What a nightma.
I mean, puberty is the most insane time of anybody's life. Yeah.
I did not start my period until the last week
of eighth grade, which was the same week as my
school's graduation trip to the Lake. Terrible, oh terrible. And
(04:57):
you know, I was not prepared. I didn't enough information
going into this, and so of course, you know, all
my friends are in their like cute little bikinis in
front of the boys for the first time, I was
wearing a T shirt and giant men's and one basketball short.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, all right, but no one's
ever going to forget that, right, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No one will ever forget it. The one thing I
had been told was like, you don't wear a tampon
the first time, you wear a pad which is like
a massive diaper essentially. So I'm at the lake with
a foam horse saddle on because under my shorts. And
then everybody jumped in the lake, but nobody told me
(05:40):
that you can't get in with a pad on, and
so I jumped in too, and I mean that thing
started taking me to the bottom of the lake. Shocking
how fast this thing filled with water, and I mean
it was like you could see the water level of
the lake going lower and lower. Because I'm sucking at all. Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Your dad was a champion foosball player and a worldwide
yo yo extraordinary right here is yes.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
International yo yo man. And does he still play the
trumpet the trumpet, right, yes, that's his primary job. But yeah,
also also the football, also the yoyo. Also a slam
poetry champion. So I am by far the least interesting
person in my family.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I was gonna say, you're almost a disappointment that you're
just a comedian.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh, I know, I really should be sending my dad
on these radio tours. It's like, what am I getting?
He's got all the crazy stories. This is nut.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Well, we follow you on Instagram, so we see you
and your dad and see how caring you are with
your mom, which is a touching story. Yeah, and we're
big fans of you and big fans of Chad, so
we wish.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You a lot of luck out there.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Absolutely go enjoy Kelsey and we certainly appreciate Kelsey Cook everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Thanks kech on Hulu, Thank.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You guys, thank you for having me and YouTube.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Thanks Kelsey. It's quit.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
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Kelsey. Hi, Hey, it's Quinny. Can't tear out here in
all but in New York. Where are you?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where you at today?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hi? I'm then so can Washington right now.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Well, thanks for getting up early for us. So this
is the just give you a quick story. First of all,
we're big fans, okay, back right, like I think the
day you signed your divorce papers, which was right before
COVID hit, we had you on and we were really
big fans. But it was kind of like this, so
the interview was a little weird awkward.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, you know, but we.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Watched your whole we watched the last four or five years,
and then we were big fans of Chad. We saw
you get together with Chad.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We have to have Chad on we talk about you. So,
Kelsey Cook, come full circle on our show. I just
want to let you know we're welcome. You remember that divorce.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Right, thank you? Oh my god, it's so early in
the morning to begetting into this.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Do you remember though, like you were like in an
empty empty house right before COVID or something.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great time time in my life.
That is the area's way to start an interview, to
be Hey, I don't know if you remember this. We
had you on and you were super weird.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, you want to prepare you for the rest of
the interview in case you wonder if we're stocking you,
which we are and have been now for multiple years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We're a big, big fans I want to say that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
And and you're in my home state and you're living
up there in Fergus Falls, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Correct, well that's where shot is from. But we live
in Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now, Oh, you're in Minneapols. I'm gonna say, oh God,
how on earth are you going to living in Fergus
Falls right down middle of February Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You must really be in love with comedian Chad Daniels
to move to Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Thank you? Yeah, I love him so much. I mean
moving to Fergus Falls, that's a level of love. But
I don't know another human house for hum. I don't
know if we could do that from moving to Minneapoli
at least it's like a major city. But yeah, I
moved there in the month of January.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Where you're where you live? Where you live in Minneapolis?
Just Carris, where are you living? You have a house
on the lakes.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I can't say on air. I think, yeah, I can't
stay on air.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Okay, active female comedian, Well, I do you want to
be psychos out there?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Probably more Lake Harriet, No, never mind.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You're releasing your second stand up special, Mark your Territory
on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's out now, and you still have pretend problems.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Your podcast with Chad correct yes, yes, And you know what,
Mark your Territory actually came out on YouTube as well.
Hulu and YouTube the same time, so if people don't
have Hulu they can go watch on youtubube.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And your other special that you dropped on Hulu has
almost four million hits.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That had to be a big.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Deal for you.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I mean it's been really exciting. You never know
with YouTube, right, it's like the teenage boys can put
a tutorial up there of how to like kill a
garter stig or where. It's like there's such a wide
array of videos on there that you don't know if
you're who's going to go into the algorithm. But I've
been really really.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Lucky that it has a good thing about your stuff?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's pretty timeless.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It really is pretty timeless. I was watching the Jim
Norton bid at the answers the end of your last thing.
I've watched that last night and just rolling and you know,
if you know Jim Norton, so it's time that you
go back and visit that stuff. How is Jim?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Jim is great. I'm actually I'm going to be in
New York next week doing Pressed for the Special and
I'm going to do his new podcast, So that'll be
a fun kind of like full circle moment because he
really he changed my life. He was like my comedy
fairy godmother in a weird way, which I never You've
never pictured Jim.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
In that comedy boot camp maybe well he yeah, exactly.
He put you through the ringer.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, he pulled me out of my day job. He
made it possible for me to do comedy full time.
So I will always be very grateful to him, despite
him humiliating me in public all the time on tour.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I'm curious because I haven't seen mark your territory yet.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But what is what was your superlative? What were you named?
In school?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh? When I was in seventh grade, I got voted
most likely to become a sex sad teacher.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Really seventh grade? Why right.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Well, that's the thing where I I look back and
I'm like, what was I saying to my peers at
age twelve? That makes them be like, you know, she
knows what's going on down there. It's like I know what.
I know nothing? And also like what creepy? What creepy
teacher came up with that category?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right by teacher?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh well so you were you were You were named
most likely to be a sex head teacher. And then
the following year and I don't want to spoil too
much of it, but this is out there on Instagram.
I think you got your period.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It was pretty tell us about that, Kelsey Cook.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh god, you're right. I didn't even think about that.
Those two things were back to back. What a nightma.
I mean, puberty is the most insane time of anybody's life. Yeah.
I did not start my period until the last week
of eighth grade, which was the same week as my
school's graduation trip to the Lake. Terrible, oh terrible. And
(04:57):
you know, I was not prepared. I didn't enough information
going into this, and so of course, you know, all
my friends are in their like cute little bikinis in
front of the boys for the first time, I was
wearing a T shirt and giant men's and one basketball short.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, all right, but no one's
ever going to forget that, right, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No one will ever forget it. The one thing I
had been told was like, you don't wear a tampon
the first time, you wear a pad which is like
a massive diaper essentially. So I'm at the lake with
a foam horse saddle on because under my shorts. And
then everybody jumped in the lake, but nobody told me
(05:40):
that you can't get in with a pad on, and
so I jumped in too, and I mean that thing
started taking me to the bottom of the lake. Shocking
how fast this thing filled with water, and I mean
it was like you could see the water level of
the lake going lower and lower. Because I'm sucking at all. Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Your dad was a champion foosball player and a worldwide
yo yo extraordinary right here is yes.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
International yo yo man. And does he still play the
trumpet the trumpet, right, yes, that's his primary job. But yeah,
also also the football, also the yoyo. Also a slam
poetry champion. So I am by far the least interesting
person in my family.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I was gonna say, you're almost a disappointment that you're
just a comedian.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh, I know, I really should be sending my dad
on these radio tours. It's like, what am I getting?
He's got all the crazy stories. This is nut.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Well, we follow you on Instagram, so we see you
and your dad and see how caring you are with
your mom, which is a touching story. Yeah, and we're
big fans of you and big fans of Chad, so
we wish.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You a lot of luck out there.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Absolutely go enjoy Kelsey and we certainly appreciate Kelsey Cook everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Thanks kech on Hulu, Thank.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You guys, thank you for having me and YouTube.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Thanks Kelsey. It's quit.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
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