NAKED BACK SCRATCH

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All time, and it's my guy's coming over to work
on the landscaping for the house today. Andrew and the
crew the luck Fella.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Glady over there release in the corner of the Yeah,
it looks like another day in the nineties, and it'll
be warm tomorrow for food Fast Empire Plaza with one
and only Loryster Cults as the.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Headliner, Super Dharma Babies with the original member Ben. You've
been there to it all. That guy's five foot two.
Look what he did with his life? Huh? How about that?
He doesn't matter what size. It doesn't clearly dance. It's
pretty shorter thing too, right. I don't know about that
dead dead, but I think I know it's probably pretty
I don't think is he dead then dancing die? Of

(00:52):
course he's dead.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
So it's hot out. I'll give you a story from
the heat wave that we're in right now. Yeah, Sunday night,
Monday morning, twelve forty I wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I'm like, oh, I.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Gotta I gotta itch on my back right in a place,
and I got to get up for work in like
two and.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
A half hours the night, middle of the.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Night, So I got an itch. I'm like, oh, I
can't get my hitch. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able
to go back to sleep unless I scratch this itch.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It just can't takes the village.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
So again, hot, you guys know that's hot, hot as
all hell. So I'm sleeping, sleeping in the bus, slipping
in the raw.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You know, yell set into that picture. Yeah, please, So
you're sleepy, you get up? I get up.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I know there's a backscratcher right right, you know, like
from the Dollar story, you know, the backscratcher. But it's
hanging somewhere. No, it's in the drawer where the remotes are.
It's telescoping, telescoping. That's what you need, right twelve, I
need a telescoping guy. Where is it? Buck? Naked? Buck Dharma? Right,
buck Dharma? Oh, buck Dharma.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I walk out to the living room because it's right
next to the chair I sit.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
In, and I'm guessing you're scratching your back or whatever
it was, with your hand over your head trying to
reach it.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
There's a dimly lit light in the living room, but
I just assumed somebody left on a night light, you know.
I walk out there, fucked darma to get my telescoping
backscratcher and my daughters sitting right there right.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
So I go, what are you doing that situation? Well,
a couple of things. Yeah, right, the deed was already dying, right,
there's no there's no doing, there's no talking about it,
and she's already ruined.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
And I still have an itchy back. So I go,
I'm sitting there. I go go through your room for
a minute. I gotta get something.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, there you go, all right. I hadn't seen her
since go on here, room for a minute, and she
beat cheeks out of there right right.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
But you know, she could have walked through the kitchen,
around the hallway, but it says she want right by me.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
She did against against the wall.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
At this point, are you doing one of these though?
Are you doing like, oh geez, there's my yeah, I
like partially my hand is in front of my face,
so I don't see what you didn't want to see
her seat?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
But then I put everything against the wall. What do
you come the first time? Down below? You cover up top?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
What do you just one of the backscratch I didn't
really conservative anywhere.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You finally get it? You got at the back. Oh yeah,
I slept like a baby. Oh yeah, my daughter had nightmare, shaky,
but I slept right. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Love it.