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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's a big day over at the Cantara house man,
my oldest. My daughter turned sixteen today, as she is
getting in line at the DMV as soon as possible
and getting her permit to drive. Incredible, and I'm pretty nervous.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You must be very nervous, all know the quick backstory,
can't Tara is like, you know, drives as careful as
anybody you know. You know, I'm a rule follower ten
and ten and two almost at ten and twelve, actually
say ten.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
To doing the speedland sometimes I'm sixty seven. Yeah, you're
very You're you're very careful.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So I went the highway, driving as much as the
back roads.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So where to begin, Like we're eyeballing, Like what large
parking lot to begin it?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What park with school? What? You know that's out of session?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So what does she have this permit as today?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Just getting it today and therefore she can drive with.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Us, and so she'll go there without the power to
drive with you too there, but she can return from
picking it up with the power to drive with you
in the car.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So she goes, Hey, I'm getting my purrent, can I
can Can I drive you to Fionas No, No, wiggly roads. Okay,
there's a wiggly squiggly road. It We're starting enough empty space,
using a large parking lot to practice starting and stopping, smoothly,
turning and steering, control, parking, and backing up. We're starting
(01:24):
there and it will gradually increase complexity. I thought you
were doing quiet neighborhood streets.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I thought you're gonna start before you handed the keys,
like you know, point out the third single. Where's your
oh yeah, gasper, where's that rear wiper? Where's your No
one knows how to get the rear wiper going with
the dashboard.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh man, Sarah is going to be a big part
of this. I think you hope. I like to backseat
drive driver Instruct'm a back seat You're.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A good tidbit instructor kind of you know, you throw
out the good stuff that maybe some people don't want
to say.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm looking for one of our listeners who knows how
to install a break on my side. You get a
break on your side, you don't, That's what I Yeah,
you don't buy the driver's instruct your car does.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It's flat out. All you can do is hang on
because you know the second that she can do it
by herself. Pedal to the metal baby.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
About seventeen days ago, we did a story in California
top It about a dad who had his daughter driving
around in a parking lot. I went through the wooden fence,
through the guard rail, down the cliff. Killed the old.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Man, landed face like you know, front.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Daughter probably inheriting his car.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Is there in Malibu or something? Yeah, so high we
want to want to stop. I know it's a bad
timing for you. Dad heard that story, but I understand
the fear. But everybody does it. Very excited for you.
I'm very excited.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Get the chalk back button. Tell me how I install
a break on my side. There's gotta be a way.
Today's a big day over at the Cantara house man,
my oldest. My daughter turned sixteen today, as she is
getting in line at the DMV as soon as possible
and getting her permit to drive. Incredible, and I'm pretty nervous.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You must be very nervous, all know the quick backstory,
can't Tara is like, you know, drives as careful as
anybody you know. You know, I'm a rule follower ten
and ten and two almost at ten and twelve, actually
say ten.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
To doing the speedland sometimes I'm sixty seven. Yeah, you're
very You're you're very careful.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So I went the highway, driving as much as the
back roads.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So where to begin, Like we're eyeballing, Like what large
parking lot to begin it?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What park with school? What? You know that's out of session?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So what does she have this permit as today?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Just getting it today and therefore she can drive with.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Us, and so she'll go there without the power to
drive with you too there, but she can return from
picking it up with the power to drive with you
in the car.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So she goes, Hey, I'm getting my purrent, can I
can Can I drive you to Fionas No, No, wiggly roads. Okay,
there's a wiggly squiggly road. It We're starting enough empty space,
using a large parking lot to practice starting and stopping, smoothly,
turning and steering, control, parking, and backing up. We're starting
(01:24):
there and it will gradually increase complexity. I thought you
were doing quiet neighborhood streets.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I thought you're gonna start before you handed the keys,
like you know, point out the third single. Where's your
oh yeah, gasper, where's that rear wiper? Where's your No
one knows how to get the rear wiper going with
the dashboard.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh man, Sarah is going to be a big part
of this. I think you hope. I like to backseat
drive driver Instruct'm a back seat You're.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A good tidbit instructor kind of you know, you throw
out the good stuff that maybe some people don't want
to say.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm looking for one of our listeners who knows how
to install a break on my side. You get a
break on your side, you don't, That's what I Yeah,
you don't buy the driver's instruct your car does.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It's flat out. All you can do is hang on
because you know the second that she can do it
by herself. Pedal to the metal baby.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
About seventeen days ago, we did a story in California
top It about a dad who had his daughter driving
around in a parking lot. I went through the wooden fence,
through the guard rail, down the cliff. Killed the old.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Man, landed face like you know, front.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Daughter probably inheriting his car.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Is there in Malibu or something? Yeah, so high we
want to want to stop. I know it's a bad
timing for you. Dad heard that story, but I understand
the fear. But everybody does it. Very excited for you.
I'm very excited.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Get the chalk back button. Tell me how I install
a break on my side. There's gotta be a way.
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