SO MUCH ASS

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morny caplan, here we go, man, Look at August just
getting away from us.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yesterday did have a touch of autumn to it, though,
didn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
We dry outside.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I was outside, say, I'll listen, I'll listen to this
White House coverage and I'll go for a walk. You
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's the way to do it.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
So I'm lucky enough, like a lot of people, I
live near the bike trail. It's beautiful and all of
a sudden.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
You're on your bike right now. I'm walking.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm walking, but I hear a bike coming and then
and then I see a bike go by, and then
I see, well, at least half an exposed ass real
crack out. Not it's not a good ass. It's a
dude with like jean shorts and the belt he had
a belt on and the belt slipped down to like
wear the seat and his ass meet I'm showing Quinn.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah, no, I hear you.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
And it's just it's all the way down to the seat.
I almost probably need to stand up and hike him up.
They tend to fall down on bigger guys.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Tell me, you can't fill that wind.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
You don't know the length of your T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm always aware of the length of the T shirt
when I'm bending over something.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
How fat are we talking?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not fat?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, beer belly?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Like you know, he might be on that bike for
a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
The movie The Fat Guy That Died that I couldn't
watch the end of well no, no, no, just like.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
A regular dude, Like that's what I'm saying, Like he
might have a d week, you know what I mean.
That's why he has an electric bike.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
He wasn't out taking good care of himself or making
team is doing. He was getting from point A to
point B and his jorks.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
And his ass was out and I almost, dude, almost
count something. But then what then?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
What dude?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I yeah, my wife tells me to pull my pants
up all the time. It's out there, it happens. I
I what where are we on this? In society? You
the this was stone for this.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
And the society hated because this was six inches of crack,
not some crack, not six inches.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
All right, And it was probably starting to spread a
little bit, and it was spreading, and.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It was a little red, a little red. It's got
rub it, rub it. How Harry even weirder?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I know all this because It was like I could
have reached out and slapped it for a second on
its way by.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
That is amazing.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh where are you with your phone? You're not You're
not quick to the fire anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I thought about it. I thought about it.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
But what would you have said? Anything?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
No? No, because I'm I'm guilty of that, but not
like this.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
This is okay, this is like this could get it.
You might have to register any lower.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You couldn't move to certain neighborhoods.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, exactly, like that's this is exposure.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
If he was off, let me ask you this, had
it been uh, you know the you know, nineteen year
old Sienna Gal.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh, yes, yeah, I don't want your ass in that way,
shape or form.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I just don't gotten the phone out quicker maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, I'm not a pervert, dude, I'm a I'm a.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Concerned wall and that beautiful day yesterday was disturbed by
a large six inch crack of.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Pass at least for a mile and had it on
my mind shoved into her face. Yeah, that's delightful.