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Speaker 1 (00:00):
FORRNY cap John Smelk on that game coming up here.
I'm just texting Smelk so we hopefully line them up
for seven forty ish. But uh yeah, it was. It
was hard to watch yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, your Giants fan pretty, It was not pretty Buzzy.
I blamed Buzzy one hundred percent for jinxing everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Buzzy. Buzzy was spending your money.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Spend Yeah, he was bringing stuff down here this week.
Anybody won, d jesus. Well, I think a lot of
people were like, oh, we can't believe we did this.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So I had I had the Giants losing as part
of my six game parlay. Yeah. Yeah, but I was
willing to my my charities for the children, obviously, but
I was willing to forego to forty three dollars for
a Giants win. That would have been nice because I
wanted you guys to get a nice win.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They didn't play Giants. Uh what not? What the Giants
getting seven and beating winning this bread?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I want money on you want?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You want the loss?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah? On the loss?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Some feel good about that?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, I had like six bets. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I bet Quinn made a lot of accident a little
bits instead of one actually turned out the best for me. Anyway,
We'll talked to Smelk seven forty this morning. But this
weekend I was out of town. Yeah, I hit the
road yesterday early to get to Bruns a Carlely for
the toys for.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Touch Rod right exactly, but I so, yeah, just on
the heels of of the what are we calling it?
Rage of hoolic stuff from from Sarah last.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Remember last week when my fire stick didn't work and
I didn't get the game?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It was the game it was. I mean, it doesn't
get much worse for a guy your age.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And I and I and I was swearing under my
breath and throwing a few little things.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
He probably scared a little because Gill scary.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Kid went downstairs where he kid left.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, so you got called rage holic.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I called her page of hollic, Yeah, but legitimate.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
She called you that.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah. By the way, Yeah, she watched the whole game
with me yesterday Alma solid before she had that's nice okay,
And she made sloppy Joe's and she asked you what.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You wanted her what we did? Really did?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You said? Whatever, that's fine, and I was trying to
play cold.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's middle ground. Right, This is what happened this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You're so this weekend I was. It was went to
the chipping putt. Yeah, with some of my friends. We
went to a chipping putt in Maine. Yeah. They were
spending a boys weekend at the main house. Right, and uh,
we're we after we golf, which is beautiful. The folly,
it's beautiful, The course is beautif amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's amazing up there.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We're sitting outside. I'm gonna light a fire.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Life doesn't get much better.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm gonna light a fire. Yeah, it's like four o'clock
and the sun of a fire going to be going
for tonight. So I started a fire and we're shooting
the breeze and I'm playing perfect songs. I'm curating the
perfect playlist for these guys.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes, they're sitting upright and staying at a listening. You're
not touching the song.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah. And then my buddy Brian goes to his truck
and he gets some like scraps. He's like, I'm gonna
burn these, Okay, but it's a delicate fire man. Don't
smother it, you know, just how fast forward it like,
I make like a hundred fires a year.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He does.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And you are from in town where you had a fire.
Where you live, everyone called the cops because every house
is next. So I know where he grew up, and
he knows where I grew up. It's your house too,
it's my house, your house. So I'm like, don't you know,
don't smutter it. What does he do? He smutters it with.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
All the junk from the back of his truck and
what was it like shingles and crab like moldyboard.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
In some receipts. But then that wasn't working, so he
puts the tuck some wet leaves in there. So I'm like, bride,
don't touch it. Don't you know? It goes out?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I know he got so he was trying to get
the fire going with leaves, but they were wet leaves together.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It was damp dirt on the bottom of the wet leaves,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I so it goes out, Yes, the fire goes out.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Shut up. So I started again and I say, don't
touch it, bro, don't touch this fire.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
This guy's known you for a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And it's and it's you know, I got it's going.
It's goddamn going. It's starting. And all of a sudden
he picks up the poker, the stick, the post, Jesus,
and he starts like flipping stuff over.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh he's just passing away.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Flame's going out. And I'm like, either you're you can't
possibly be this fire ignorant, you can't possibly be this flame.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Retarded until he retarded his.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You're effing with me here, retarded, right, So one way
he'll use that word, I know, I know, right. So
he's got his back, he's facing the fire, poking it,
stabbing it to death.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh god, it's annoying.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm behind him.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You're probably like, silly, come out.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I can't believe what's I'm looking around for, Dax shephard
my being punked with a fire park.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So so you know, can't tear very very is a
fire going in his house for twelve straight years.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So I look behind me. There's the garden hose I
gotta put in the shed. Later I go over and
I don't know where I spray that fire out for
a while, A long while.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Boy, So yeah, oh Jesus. And so they're like what
the hell is wrong with.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Chris was inside fixing dinner. My buddy Brian was like
freaked out.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, did you say anything or you.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Think I swore about something? You know, like we're not
keep doing this? You know that?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, wait a minute, how do you feel like that?
That is for a response. In hindsight, I think it's
uh needed to be done, but like that, like that, oh,
I think, I mean I got to the point.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I mean we were killing he was killing the
fire anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Was there any conversation after that situation?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, he went inside and I stayed outside and cleaned
up for about four or five minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
So good right up until the hose, and then it
was it was okay until the hose.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah. I don't know if they thought if I was
joking or really upset.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You were upset?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I know you were upset, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And I said to him, I'm not going to apologize,
and I said that, but then last night, yes, you know,
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
He sends an apology text, but he doesn't go and
read the response because that would just get that way.
He cannot have a whole not partially fully respond.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I apologize, I don't feel like I should have apologized. No,
I'm only apologized for making the rest of it I
come out.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You're coming off being called a range aholic. So you're
questioning whether or not that was a thing, which I
think maybe it was maybe a quiet, passive rageaholic thing.
I were pissed off, man, you were pissed off. Well,
that's why he was probably effing with you, because he
went right back at the fire.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So that's the part I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You probably should have just punched him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, I did with the hose. I punched him with.
I punched him in the fire.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He's being safe, he's not getting in a fight. He's
doing it with the hose.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I did, even though I feel like it wasn't warranted.
I did send an apology text last night before bed.
I woke up to a reply and I just swiped
it clean. And I don't even know what his reply was.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't even ever have to know. No, this is
work out their problems with each other. This is the
way to do it. You'll say, I have enough time
between this that you'll forget about it. You won't bring
it up necessarily.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I think this is going to hover over our next
three or four guys weekend. Okay, if we even
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Do the next week, Jesus all right,
FORRNY cap John Smelk on that game coming up here.
I'm just texting Smelk so we hopefully line them up
for seven forty ish. But uh yeah, it was. It
was hard to watch yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, your Giants fan pretty, It was not pretty Buzzy.
I blamed Buzzy one hundred percent for jinxing everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Buzzy. Buzzy was spending your money.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Spend Yeah, he was bringing stuff down here this week.
Anybody won, d jesus. Well, I think a lot of
people were like, oh, we can't believe we did this.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So I had I had the Giants losing as part
of my six game parlay. Yeah. Yeah, but I was
willing to my my charities for the children, obviously, but
I was willing to forego to forty three dollars for
a Giants win. That would have been nice because I
wanted you guys to get a nice win.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They didn't play Giants. Uh what not? What the Giants
getting seven and beating winning this bread?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I want money on you want?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You want the loss?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah? On the loss?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Some feel good about that?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, I had like six bets. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I bet Quinn made a lot of accident a little
bits instead of one actually turned out the best for me. Anyway,
We'll talked to Smelk seven forty this morning. But this
weekend I was out of town. Yeah, I hit the
road yesterday early to get to Bruns a Carlely for
the toys for.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Touch Rod right exactly, but I so, yeah, just on
the heels of of the what are we calling it?
Rage of hoolic stuff from from Sarah last.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Remember last week when my fire stick didn't work and
I didn't get the game?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It was the game it was. I mean, it doesn't
get much worse for a guy your age.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And I and I and I was swearing under my
breath and throwing a few little things.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
He probably scared a little because Gill scary.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Kid went downstairs where he kid left.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, so you got called rage holic.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I called her page of hollic, Yeah, but legitimate.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
She called you that.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah. By the way, Yeah, she watched the whole game
with me yesterday Alma solid before she had that's nice okay,
And she made sloppy Joe's and she asked you what.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You wanted her what we did? Really did?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You said? Whatever, that's fine, and I was trying to
play cold.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's middle ground. Right, This is what happened this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You're so this weekend I was. It was went to
the chipping putt. Yeah, with some of my friends. We
went to a chipping putt in Maine. Yeah. They were
spending a boys weekend at the main house. Right, and uh,
we're we after we golf, which is beautiful. The folly,
it's beautiful, The course is beautif amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's amazing up there.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We're sitting outside. I'm gonna light a fire.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Life doesn't get much better.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm gonna light a fire. Yeah, it's like four o'clock
and the sun of a fire going to be going
for tonight. So I started a fire and we're shooting
the breeze and I'm playing perfect songs. I'm curating the
perfect playlist for these guys.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes, they're sitting upright and staying at a listening. You're
not touching the song.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah. And then my buddy Brian goes to his truck
and he gets some like scraps. He's like, I'm gonna
burn these, Okay, but it's a delicate fire man. Don't
smother it, you know, just how fast forward it like,
I make like a hundred fires a year.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He does.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And you are from in town where you had a fire.
Where you live, everyone called the cops because every house
is next. So I know where he grew up, and
he knows where I grew up. It's your house too,
it's my house, your house. So I'm like, don't you know,
don't smutter it. What does he do? He smutters it with.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
All the junk from the back of his truck and
what was it like shingles and crab like moldyboard.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
In some receipts. But then that wasn't working, so he
puts the tuck some wet leaves in there. So I'm like, bride,
don't touch it. Don't you know? It goes out?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I know he got so he was trying to get
the fire going with leaves, but they were wet leaves together.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It was damp dirt on the bottom of the wet leaves,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I so it goes out, Yes, the fire goes out.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Shut up. So I started again and I say, don't
touch it, bro, don't touch this fire.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
This guy's known you for a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And it's and it's you know, I got it's going.
It's goddamn going. It's starting. And all of a sudden
he picks up the poker, the stick, the post, Jesus,
and he starts like flipping stuff over.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh he's just passing away.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Flame's going out. And I'm like, either you're you can't
possibly be this fire ignorant, you can't possibly be this flame.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Retarded until he retarded his.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You're effing with me here, retarded, right, So one way
he'll use that word, I know, I know, right. So
he's got his back, he's facing the fire, poking it,
stabbing it to death.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh god, it's annoying.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm behind him.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You're probably like, silly, come out.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I can't believe what's I'm looking around for, Dax shephard
my being punked with a fire park.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So so you know, can't tear very very is a
fire going in his house for twelve straight years.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So I look behind me. There's the garden hose I
gotta put in the shed. Later I go over and
I don't know where I spray that fire out for
a while, A long while.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Boy, So yeah, oh Jesus. And so they're like what
the hell is wrong with.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Chris was inside fixing dinner. My buddy Brian was like
freaked out.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, did you say anything or you.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Think I swore about something? You know, like we're not
keep doing this? You know that?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, wait a minute, how do you feel like that?
That is for a response. In hindsight, I think it's
uh needed to be done, but like that, like that, oh,
I think, I mean I got to the point.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I mean we were killing he was killing the
fire anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Was there any conversation after that situation?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, he went inside and I stayed outside and cleaned
up for about four or five minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
So good right up until the hose, and then it
was it was okay until the hose.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah. I don't know if they thought if I was
joking or really upset.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You were upset?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I know you were upset, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And I said to him, I'm not going to apologize,
and I said that, but then last night, yes, you know,
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
He sends an apology text, but he doesn't go and
read the response because that would just get that way.
He cannot have a whole not partially fully respond.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I apologize, I don't feel like I should have apologized. No,
I'm only apologized for making the rest of it I
come out.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You're coming off being called a range aholic. So you're
questioning whether or not that was a thing, which I
think maybe it was maybe a quiet, passive rageaholic thing.
I were pissed off, man, you were pissed off. Well,
that's why he was probably effing with you, because he
went right back at the fire.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So that's the part I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You probably should have just punched him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, I did with the hose. I punched him with.
I punched him in the fire.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He's being safe, he's not getting in a fight. He's
doing it with the hose.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I did, even though I feel like it wasn't warranted.
I did send an apology text last night before bed.
I woke up to a reply and I just swiped
it clean. And I don't even know what his reply was.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't even ever have to know. No, this is
work out their problems with each other. This is the
way to do it. You'll say, I have enough time
between this that you'll forget about it. You won't bring
it up necessarily.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I think this is going to hover over our next
three or four guys weekend. Okay, if we even
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Do the next week, Jesus all right,
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