WEENER DEATH

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Man, Wiener, you want the Wiener mobile.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
News, Yeah, give me a wienermobile news.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
You're gonna have to hang on here we go one
to three pm Wiener Mobiles in the Bush, one to
three at the East Green Bush Market thirty two, and
then four to six at the North Green one to
three at the East the Bush getting spit roasted by
the wienermobile tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't know what they're in for the people coming
in with the wienermobile today and they're getting full on
promotion right here on the biggest morning show Boom boom.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
But I'm not the only one. This is the winnowmobile
generates a lot of buzz when it rolls through town,
but normally it's just like rolling through town. This is
is this stopping two times? You know what I mean?
I don't I don't want to kind of is going
to go to both drops?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know. Maybe you're only allowed to buy a
certain amount at one driver you gotta.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Go there carry freak out the poor girls driving theble
go to both locations.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
So I bet you're not the only one man that
would be the guy was to follow the Wiener shit go.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's awesome, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
And now I'm starting to feel jealous, like that's not
coming up your wheel winnermobile in Saratoka County.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Getting there. You get, you get the races, you know
what I mean? Yeah, you got a sovereignty. Okay, you
just got the Williamobile. Who wins in a race? Sovereignty
of the widowmobile?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, clearly the wienermobile, right, I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think so? I don't know though, is it on grass? Listen?
This came this news came down late in yesterday's show.
If you're a hard roller, you know, didn't want to
think about this, maybe lose the old lady ahead of time.
You're more than likely to die. Man or twice is
likely to die from broken heart syndrome, which is a
real it has a real name. It has to do

(01:43):
with the speed of your heart and palpitations and that
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Right, Which is does that have to do with like,
you know anything or is that like a specific.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
When your spouse died literally broken? Okay? Here's what here's girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What if I have a girl friend? O?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, okay, all right, I do not apply your dog.
Do not apply your dog? Why not? Because this is
a human study. Okay, all right, So women die from
broken heart syndrome like four percent of the time. Yeah,
and admits its men are eleven percent likely to die
from it.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's the thing we all know. It's what happened to
your family right now.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
One thing. I think I might be his same height,
but it's one of the things I have in common
with Doug Flutie. We both lost our parents, one half
of our families to broken hearts and broken heart.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It says an awful lot about the love in your family, though,
my friend.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
So maybe you want to shake that lady loose right now,
you're going to break your heart?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, well, god, you think there's enough practice at that
that we not die from it? You know, well you can't.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
How can you prepare yourself for the loss of the life,
of the love of your life? You know? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Again, I see you struggling. You cannot apply this to
your dog, see you struggling over there.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I lost my mom.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It took me like four years.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Like if you pull it gather after that.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, the bare naked lady said it all. Man, It
took me a year to believe it was over. It
took me three more to get over the loss. Not
apply to your Mom, I didn't say that, right, No,
I appreciate that it is something, thank it for that's alright.