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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got another buddy hanging out with us right now.
It is Free Comedy Friday today and one of the
guys who's been coming on Free Comedy Friday since its inception.
So dude, Sam Trible. He was performing at the American
Comedy Company. A couple of shows to night, a couple
of shows tomorrow night. Good to see you, Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good to be here. You guys have been doing it
for a long time. Congratulations. So blessing, dude. It really
is very morning radio in San Diego.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I don't know. You guys have a charm life. That's
a blessing. I accept it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sure, in the morning isn't easy, It's not. It comes
still quick, dude. I've been doing this for over thirty
years and I will never get used to it. Your
body's not meant to wake up in the dark. Yeah,
and so you know when that alarm goes off, you're like, oh, kill.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Can you get sleep when you know you have to
wake up at four?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I got it's hard for I don't know these guys
are here, but for me it's hard to I don't
like going to bed early. I like watching TV and
just chowing them. So, like, my biggest issue is going
to bed, getting up, I could.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Do what time do you go to bed?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I should go to bed at like nine.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Before. Oh my god, I have what you're saying. I
have the problem you're thinking of. I wake up at
like what am? I wake up at one? And then
my and I'm like, oh man, I gotta wake up
and like this many hours. And yeah, it's brutal because
you knew you were gonna be in here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm very excited to be back with you. I cannot
mess this up. Well, let me tell you something, Sam,
Gay Pride. Everybody, thank you still gave you this week
two months. Congratulations, Sam's before we got the American Comic Company.
You gotta go see Sam very gay friendly show downtown
March come down and it really is. Yeah, he's got
(01:42):
all the leper it's very lepard come friendly.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm really entire tiny people. Here's here's one of the
greatest things about Sam.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Sam.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's a great time to be you in America right now.
It was very lonely for a very because again, well
I'm known Sam for over a decade, you know, since
becoming a decade. It's been crazy. How long when I
had hope? Yeah, it's got a twinkle in my eye,
like this is gonna work. Like Sam, as long as
(02:15):
I've known him, has always been the conspiracy guy. He's
always been a king of conspiracies. And you know back then,
you know, we look at you. Okay, Sam, we're crazy
thoughts job is again? Okay, there's lizard people. So and
you think about now and what is out there and
what is being talked about and what is being said.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's a great time. It's gold it really is. Sadly,
it's a golden era.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Crazy. I wish I was wrong. You know, I've been
like I got the last twenty years of my life
totally wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, it's kind of wild though. It is a wild
situation right now. And it just seems like armageddon in
the days, which I'm fine with. Now my my retirement
plan has went power ball.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know what I'm saying, this whole life not you're
bad it this goes two more weeks. I'm in trouble.
So here's the thing, Sam, how many how many podcasts
you have right now? I feel like you got like
twenty podcasts?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Crazy real?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh yeah, Because I can't turn my brain off. I
have this weird supercomputer brain that just goes all day.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So, like I was checking out sam stuff and I'm like,
how many one, two thirty four? I couldn't even figure it.
I've monetized my mental illness. Probably smart, very smart.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
And obviously they're all about different things.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, okay, but I have like a couple of conspiracy podcasts,
like Variations. I have a new one called doom Scrolling
where we just like watch like TikTok and Instagram conspiracy videos.
And I have a financial podcast called Cash Daddies, and
then I have sports, and I have just a comedy
one that's called uh. It's called uh, It's called Broken said,
(03:50):
we just interviewed the male escort from the p Diddy trial.
No way I can get.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Interview. It's the Punisher. Yeah, you gotta get it. Give
Cntent I want to talk on your show.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
A great interview and has a great sense of humor.
But it was interesting talking about the Pddy stuff. He's like,
the prosecution asked the stupidest questions, right, yeah, they blew
it if they it was meant to. They fired Kombe's daughter,
so which was interesting. But dude, his defense was awful,
Like they didn't even call one witness. You couldn't find
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one person who had a good time at a free
party like one guy. It was like a great time,
so much time. I got a record deal out of it.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I loved it. Not what I could have been.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I could have been his attorney because I'm like seventeen
and three in traffic war.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That's a good records. That means I get pulled over
a lot, but I win.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's that's like Thor's record, gets pulled over a lot,
but he always shows up.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I got pulled over a couple of times for texting
and driving, but I won both cases. Is cause, yeah,
I approve with a with one hundred percent that I
was doing unless they like genuinely see you buy your car.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I subpoenaed my girlfriend one time to come and testify
that I cross examined the cops. I love that, Like,
what does she not want to show up? No, she doesn't.
She's like insurance is too much, you're a horrible driver.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, I cross examin and it was very interesting. One
time I got a ticket. I was on sunset and
it was standstill traffic, and I just took my seatbelt
off because I was out of date to go make
a move on a chick, and the cop walked up
with a flashlight and pulled us over. Oh and I'm like, dude,
you're just ruining my action right now. It's hard enough,
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so I I uh, I tried to subpoena her. She
wouldn't show up, and the day didn't go well. It's
not good. But I cross examined the cop and I
asked them everything, and like, I'm really getting into him, dude,
like I watched a lot or you know. I answered
the questions and she stopped it. She goes, tell me
the story, and I go, well, I'm basically wearing standstill
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trafficking pull and I just took my seat off, the
seatbelt off.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
This is a true story. I took I just took
my seat belt off to try to make a move.
We were on a date.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And he walks up with his flashlight and routines the
whole mood, and she goes, Okay, I've heard enough, and
hand to God. She goes, she quotes Shakespeare about being
in love. She yeah, she quotes Shakespeare. I forget the
exact que, but she's like about love and young love
and all that stuff, and hand to God, she goes
case dismiss and the entire court exploded. I'm my five
(06:40):
in Mexicans at our media. Dude, it was my roody moment.
It was dude, I love it. Yeah, I love you.
You show up the court, traffic court. You show up
in a suit, people show up in like boo boo
and stuff like that, you know, showing up in your pajamas,
show up in corn and then yeah, you gotta have
it high on and then you have to and then
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just push the court date as long as you can.
And so I'm sitting in the back. People hire lawyers
for traffic. It's the biggest waste of money. But they
hired the lawyer, and I was just listening to all
the motions. So when I walk up, I'm like motion dismiss,
motion for continuance, motion for She's.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Like no, no, no, no, notion of the ocean. Yeah,
and I won. Dude, I've beaten traffic cams. Had they
got me out of traffic cam? You did the rights. Yeah,
you still got out of it well.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Because they what they'll do is when they get you
out of traffic cam. I don't know if they have
traffic cams in San diego bit. Not everywhere, but what
they'll bring in, they'll show you the video. So always
show up. And what happened is they show me in
my car and I roll up and just when the
videos about the end, you see my brake lights come
on and then the video ends.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
And I'm like, I stopped.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I stopped, and he literally goes, He goes, Okay, I'm
dimiss it, but don't tell anybody.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I'm like, I'm telling everyone. You just went on the
leading podcasts. I'm gonna lean out each one with this story.
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Which that's a little bit of a conspiracy in itself. Yeah,
I mean it's actually illegal. Bug that doesn't seem to
matter that. It's really crazy time.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sam. I gotta ask you.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You know, I've been talking to you for years about
these conspiracy theories. Is there one out there that when
you heard it even you went, I'm not into that one.
I don't believe it, or do you do you think
there's credence in it? Almost everything?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I think. I think most of your history is a lie.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And so I'm so the way I do my shows,
I have people come on and I don't it's an
art bell style where like you just assume they're telling
the truth for the hour.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's like you got an hour to say whatever you
want to say.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
They're trying to convince you, and then God have mercy
on your soul comments Okay, okay, yeah right, So it's
like I let you give enough for hope to hang yourself.
So I'm pretty much i'd be you would be amazed
at what is actually out there.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's like we live we live in a world of sorcery.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Dude. I don't think I'm crazy, but it's like literally sorcery.
Like all your next gen weaponry that the military uses
is just basically hardwired mysticism. If you think about it,
I mean your phone, read your thoughts. How many times
you thought something that an AD comes up?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
That's crazy? Literally hang out.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It was a very I have two kids, have two
lovely daughters, Thank you very much. I know a stick
around or not. You know, I'm double secret probation smart.
So I took them to the kids park and it
was a really weird moment because we're just hanging out
the kids park and suddenly a black Hawk helicopter just
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just lands on the building next to us. It was
the weirdest thing I've ever seen. But what made it
really weird is like I go, I dropped my kids there,
five and they're just playing. They start playing, and I
walked to the bench and hand to god, I look
down on my phone. There is an advertisement for a
steel bench on my phone.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah. I don't even know that weird. No, We've all
experienced the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
We're in the room, we're talking about something off the
air or whatever, and then the next thing you know,
I'm on Instagram and the ad pops up for whatever
random thing it could be, like a smoker, Like, I mean,
what the hell?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
And then I'm like, talk you that, like, how did
you know? I wanted to? Okay, yeah, but why do
we ignore it? But why do we just ignore it?
I'm not conspiracy, So you don't believe, let me ask you.
Let him get it. I don't believe in any conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
No.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I was just gonna say, but the theory that you
just had of like listening to my thoughts, I'll think
about I won't say it, I'll think about something and
then the ad will pop up. Yeah, that will be creepy.
That's I mean. I don't know how to explain that
because like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, I mean I can tell you some crazy stuff
I've learned. It's very interesting, like this MK ultra stuff.
They've learned that if they kind of traumatize you, they
can fracture your personality and then you can have these
multiple personalities that can have mystic powers like you can
astro project and you can uh, you can uh you
can read energy and stuff like that, and and what
(11:15):
they discovered this is where it gets weird. But they've
discovered if they put metal in in you somewhere, they
can radio beam thoughts into you. Right, and now we
all have what cavity fillings made of metal?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Right, It's like it's.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Like that titanium bones or listen, Sam, your thoughts are wild.
I'm not gonna lie now. And you have so many
thoughts in there and people are obviously feeding you constantly.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Do you ever wish bad for me? Imagine being my girlfriend,
can't would never want s NBC And I'm just like,
what are you doing? Why are you you are dating me?
You're watching this? Do you ever wish I could just
stop up at all? And just a racist? Just hit
a racist. This is a great question because you always
find people who are like new in the conspiracies and
(12:07):
they become like this kind of Paul Revere and they
just want to be like.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The lizards are the lizards are coming.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
The key to conspiracies isn't like allowing it to affect you.
The key is to knowing what was happening and then
not playing into it. That's why you love conspiracies because
you learn their playbook and you're like, Okay, this is
just this is a sign you can't get me.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, Like that's the key to everything.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Like everybody wants to change the world, you really can't
change the world you have.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
The change comes within.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It sounds really crazy, but by changing yourself, you show
other people how to do it. Like you see a
friend who starts getting in shape, You're like, I should
get in shape, and then you start working out. So
that's the key to everything, being the example for others.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah. So you just have the knowledge accepted and now
we're moving on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I mean it's like the people who watch the news,
they love the news. I just love conspiracy news. I
think it's just really interesting. And when you study it's
like how much of history is alive that you're told?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Have you had any chance to interview Aaron Rodgers yet no,
I would love to interview my best friend Eddy Bravo
interviewed him.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I could probably get him on the show. I think
it would be very interesting. I have a fun I
think such I think he's interesting. I enjoy it. I mean, like,
why not, you've won a super Bowl. You can talk
about anything in a dark box and just trip.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But I think you'd rather talk about this stuff than football,
without doubt.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I mean, he's probably who wants to talk about their
job other people? Yeah, it's and it's like we're more right.
I mean, my batting average has to be like nine
fifty right now, you're killing them crazy?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, I get it right now, you know this exact
moment everybody wants to talk about these Stine files and
they disappear, and were they ever really? So I gotta
imagine you're you're on this, yeah, but on it for
a very long time. Man.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
You know what, Like, I don't know what the files mean?
What does it mean? Is there a list? I don't know,
I don't know if that exists.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
But they're all having sex with young kids.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, I don't know exactly, So you know that's the
same thing with the p Didty trial, you know, if
you get into why he went on trial was it
was because basically people believe he was suing this liquor company.
I forget the name of his liquor, but he was
suing them, and you can't do that. There's certain industries
you can't sue military, tobacco, pharmaceutical, you can't sue those companies.
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So they don't put up with that killing. So here's
a weird thing. That's what they think Kobe was involved
with before. I never heard of that one. Yeah, he's
there was a drug being made called the Black Mamba
and he found out it had addiction and he wanted
to sue them, and then you just don't do that.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Like in a shark tank. He didn't realize he was
like the mamba in the court. But then you know
the masters of mankind, So that's kind. And then the
whole thing about P Diddy wasn't really like anything like that,
Like it really wasn't his action.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
They just wanted those tapes. Yeah, that's what's all about.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And that's why you'll never find out any of this stuff,
because why would the intelligence agencies tell you who's on
the tapes when they can keep it themselves and use
it for blackmail later on.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
This is the kind of stuff I just you gotta
listen to, more interesting than what.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
You're watching on the news. It really is.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I can start of the conspiracy News show. It would
be the best thing you've ever sed your life. Listen, Ghost.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night
at the American Comedy Company. Always fun having you weird. Well,
it got it got weird. It always gets weird. Kobe Witt,
it got weird.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I'm sorry about that. I love it. Those said