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October 24, 2025 12 mins
Thor and his wife went to the doctor yesterday and has been informed that their baby can come at any moment now! They have a set time frame and that windown is getting smaller and smaller!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Baby Watch twenty twenty five is officially underway.
Thor is here today, but this may be it. I
don't know, I don't know. This is getting crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We have a massive update from the doctor yesterday that
they're they're a big baby appointment yesterday, and we have
some developments, we have some I'm on high alert, Eddie,
you gotta call me Eddie's watch saying it's taken. It's ticking.
I've been saying, yeah, you know, it's been, it's been,
you know, take it for a little while now, and

(00:37):
now it's literally any second. Oh, I got any second here? Yeah,
it's not any second.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
We have a dilation. We're dilated.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
We're dilated centimeters.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You tell me dilation like that doesn't mean that's is
about to hit the fan? Bro, bro, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
So yesterday we went to the doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Because I'm freaking excited.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm freaking out.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You don't need to, was he so calm? It's insane because.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
More because my wife has thought this baby was coming
early for three weeks now, and two days ago she
gave up all hope and looked completely defeated by's never
gonna come. She's gonna happen. She's thirty eight weeks today.
She's still technically two more weeks for weeks. So and

(01:32):
that's just the way I feel so bad for her.
She looks like she's in pain NonStop, Like she's doing
this thing now where she you guys know, she leaves
the room and she just kind of slouches over and
just like, oh yeah, has like this blank stare on her.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Face, kind of like hunched back.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
And it's and she's only wearing the same two T shirts. Yes,
so she's wearing I told her to get new T shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
So she's wearing her Kendrick lam Our T shirt every day.
And I have to do cam Scataboo Jackson Dart T
shirt that came in too big. So they, rather than
returning it, they told me just to keep it. They'll
send me another one. So that's the one she's wearing.
But it's got stains on it.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
It doesn't it doesn't turn you on.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
No, I just wearing it every day.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh god.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
So she finally bought a four pack of XLS yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh wow, like basic teas.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, big basic T shirts.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, it's a lot so she's wearing.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
So if I see this shirt one more time, I'm
even tire seeing in their faces.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh no, yeah, which is crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
So yesterday we had doctors appointment and we get to
the doctors appointment and we had to clarify some stuff
because we were multiple things were told. We just needed
clarification on some stuff. So then the doctor says that
the baby's big. Saturday we find out how big he's
gotten to be. They think he's going to be five
thousand milligrams.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Hell that, I mean, come on, this is America, bro,
We're doing.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Maybe ten pounds is what I think. Oh god, which
is crazy big. Right, So because right now he's over nine.
So they said, even if you go into natural labor
were here will probably need a see section, which is
a bummer.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
And we didn't want that.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
We hope not, you know, but I mean, it's not
the thing that's wrong with it, just the recovery and
the surgery. Yeah yeah, So uh so it's gonna be
on November fifth, between now and November fifth, unless something happens.
So we're like, all right, we'll talk about that. And
then my wife says, can you see what's going on
in there? So she says, okay, and it's just a

(03:31):
weird thing. My wife's there but pantless, and the doctor's
in there. It's just like a weird it's like the porno.
I never wanted to.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Watch it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
I never wanted to watch this porn there about my
wife with the doctor. Things go through your head, this
this situation. Now, I wasn't I wasn't liking this. I
wasn't liking this.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I remember there was at one appointment where there was
like a wand involved, and I was like, what are
we doing? Like should I be your Yeah? I wanted
it feel like I should have left the room.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It's my wife.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, I remember, because you know, we all know
my husband's a pervert.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
In one of our first appointments, when the.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Lady like pulls the wand out and then they literally
put like a condom thing all the wand because it
protects it, just like a thermometer, they put a little
sleeve on.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Is this when was created? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
The look he.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Shot me made me almost want to divorce him because
you know, he's such a pervert.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
And she gave you a look, there was a look.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's very.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Real.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Quick guy, when you guys do your appointments together. Are
you in there for his prostate example?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, okay, no, thank you?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh yeah wow okay, So that so that goes off.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
We're checking stuff or checking stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, he requested that, by the way, Yeah, because he.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Didn't want to do that.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Okay, she miming.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I feel like there's like an Acevan tour a situation
going on.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I don't know if right inside.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I don't know how women's bodies work.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
She puts her feet up, and her feet are just
so swollen.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Don't say these things.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
So I feel so bad they're so swollen. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
She walks around and like she does, she wears birket stock,
so like the strap mark marks.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Hanging on for life.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, so I look at this time and really enjoy it, right,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Know if she will. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
So, so the doctor goes in there and she says
surprisingly that she's two centimeters dilated.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Here we go, we have dilation.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, scrubbs, I'm ready. We went home.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Let's go what wait and he's ready to the baby.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, I'm scrubbed up.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, We're hands are in the air because you can't
get dirty.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, nurse has to put the gloves on, and then
you get no, I'm catching the Yeah right, I catched
the baby.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Now you're in the front.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm in the back, the back whatever, do either one
to your tails.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I don't think that's a medical term, tops or tail whatever.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Okay, okay, so she does so that was surprising.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
So then show she crowning.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
No crowning.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Okay, my wife suggested to do a membrane sweep before
the doctor went in there, wife, doctor, stop looking at
stuff happening. So she's worked in a hospital for in
and out of hospitals because she was a lab text
so she's worked in like the in the that's like
the pregnancy, labor and delivery, so she knows what that

(06:55):
stuff is.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's all.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
So apparently all is it helps like make move things
along a little quick.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Do you know what it is? Roy Scott?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, I believe if this is the same thing.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
This is what it was referred to when I was
you know, they called it the mucus plug, and basically.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's what and now you're huddling wats it every saturday?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Okay? And it did me to make you vomit? So
but that's what did you not prepare him? The man's
a doctor watched him scrub up and put gloves. Yeah,
actually that's a good point. You're scrubbed up.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Isn't the name of Robert's favorite metal band? Like brick
to check out Mucus Plug the House of Blue Plug.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Breakfast yet. What are we doing?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah? I thought my membrane sweep was a lot.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
This yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's the opener.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, yeah, So I remember I was on watch for
that bad Boy because they were basically like, bad boy,
can you please? Once that Bad Boy comes out, like
you're you're this thing started, this process is moving.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Well, so they said, so she So she gets in
there and she realized she just so. The doctor said
she wasn't going to do the membran sweep the mucus plugged.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
There are two different things. Oh really, yeah, Okay, they're
just different, but they're both. They're both like, are so foul?
It involves like the cervix. What the hell is going
on in your guys bodies?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
A lot? It's a lot?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Okay, they're okay.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
There's a lot going on in there.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
God, the doctor says, I'm not gonna. I don't I
don't think we should do that. Paley that the life
comes out of my wife. She's miserable. So so she
goes in and sees that she's two center years dilated
and then real and then says, Okay, because of this,
I'm gonna do the membrane sweep.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
So then my.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Wife is excited. But apparently it's like kind of painful.
But but Haley, But Haley, she doesn't care, doesn't care
at all. Anything's better. So then she does it. You know,
you're you're in there. I'm in there the whole time.
I didn't even know like she was just it was
weird though. She's just like reaching around, so you're a
stick your hand in something and you kind of don't

(09:19):
know what you're looking for.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like when you're cleaning out a jack o lantern. That's
what I would quit it to.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Yeah really, yeah, and you're just like, I don't know,
you're trying to like screw something like plug something in
and you can't.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
I mean, we're women feel like you just nuield it disgusting.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
You don't want that part, you don't that to the
side in there.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, did the doctor put newspaper down chef very smart,
we had paper down there. Okay, so she finishes that
and then she told us that this doesn't mean it's
going to happen immediately. And then I was talking to
my brother in law. He basically said the same thing
that you know. You wait, it's fifty to fifty and

(10:00):
it could take and it really kicks. If it worked,
it works for forty eight hours. And if it doesn't work,
then it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh so so you realize tonight we had a big
party to go to. Are you what do you think?
I'm probably not gonna make it. Yeah, Haley was gonna come.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
I don't think she's coming. I think she's out. I
think she's out.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
So but the thing that stinks is like I'm gonna
I'm gonna misbrew wall.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
No, but what if the.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Baby doesn't come? Yeah, well you know what I mean.
It's a bummer.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Better for you too, I know, it just stinks.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
How how far is the qualm from where you live?
It's like forty five minutes, right, So yeah, that's probably
not if you get the call, I mean, I gotta
leave you out of you to leave, I.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Mean dressed as a vampire your delivery picture.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, that's awkward.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
So if it's awkward Hailey goes into pregnant, if Harley
goes in the labor in the next twenty four to
twenty four to thirty six hours, do I need to
call my family first or you three first?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I think we should get the first call, unless it's Sunday,
because you know, I'll be watching football out.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
It's not happening on Sunday. Giants have a big game on.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Control. I'm talking to my sister last night and I go, hey,
Hailey's two center ters dilated, and my sister's excited for
Haley and other stuff. She goes, oh, she was my sister,
like of course, she's like an expert. Just oh, babies
coming Sunday. She hadn't heard us even talking about football.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
She goes, Sunday, baby coming maybe around ten o'clock.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
What a time.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I think giant.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
I think the baby is waiting until it's coming today,
tomorrow or Monday.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, jump Sunday.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
And then if it doesn't, if he doesn't come, I'll
be here Monday. If he doesn't come, really, and then
it's just wait and see. And but we at least
we know November fifth. If it doesn't come this weekend,
we know November fifth, so but it.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Could be any any day next to you know whatever.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
But now so we're in that wait and see now.
But but November fifth, it's over no matter what.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Okay, it's over.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Well that's when the sea section. Okay, well this is
this is wild development.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
The crazy thing is November six is our anniversary. Yeah,
initially we realized that they scheduled the first sea section
for November six, which is our anniversary. So it's nice
that he moved. They moved up to the day before.
I don want the kids stealing mus shine, you know what.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Shine a weird way to your day.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
But this is where we're at now.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, Membran sweeps all right, Well we're on Baby Watch
now you're ready, guys, the club they come in and
the show's done. Why we get best of ready? What
are we doing here? What are we doing

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