Best of The Show 11.28.25

Best of The Show 11.28.25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, It's showtime here we are, yes, buckle
up for this. You're about to experience this show. How'd
you like to get down with the real gangsters with
the ringleader Eddie.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall
I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Strong the enforcer thor Am I negative all the time?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Do I have issues?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
And dressed in black from head to toe.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classy.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's show and it starts right now.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Last night, me and my son Jack sat down and
watched Santa Claus Coming to Town, which I was in
a mood.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I was in a mood.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We lost our softball game last night, did you. I
was a little bit pissy, okay, I was hot driving
home and then I get it, man, I get hold on,
I get home. I was angry. I hadn't eaten yet.
It was like seven fifteen, which I don't eat past seven,
so I was terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do not eat? No?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I decided to eat after the game. Oh wow, you
don't want to have a big belly full of food.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So late do you're telling me?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Especially for Eddie?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I feel terrible this morning Andie's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Did eat around seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Eddie, that's so crazy, but I felt like garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Anyway, after I eat, I'm in a mood. I'm all
pissed off and all this stuff. Jack decides he's gonna
watch Santa Clauses Come in to Town, which is my
favorite Christmas movie of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
If they made it, would you would you be pissed?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know what? He asked me?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
He goes, Dad, what do you think of if they
ever did a live action version of this? Then I
just laughed, like, come on, bro, you can't create We
can't recreate magic. Has he never heard of this?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Face? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You can't recreate magic. I don't know how many times? Yes, okay,
don't even can't recapture magic?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Can't?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You were so serious.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm dead serious about this.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I never can't recapture magic, can't.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
So we're not doing this. Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about okay.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
As the movie is going along, I'm over at the
dinner table because I'm eating and he's watching it, and
I'm craning my neck to see what's going on on the.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You got a coffee table. Yeah, just hear.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
THEO and you've seen it eight thousand times, So what
do you mean craning your natural.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's you, it's your house.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I had just sittened out. I didn't know he was
gonna watch it. So calm down, everybody. I'm meeting my
pasta over there, loving it. And then uh, and then
I finish up my meal and I'm like, I love
this so much. I plot myself down on the couch
and then all the songs come up. I'm singing, I'm dancing.

(03:00):
I'm yeah, one foot in front of the other. I mean,
come on, I gotta act out the.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Scene because your son get embarrassed when you start dancing.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
He was laughing at how ridiculous I was with it.
But but yes, if there was anybody around, he would die.
But I'm loving it and my mood completely And I
was in a fantastic mood just like that from watching
that movie. Now that being said, when you watch that

(03:26):
clause come down, obviously you know that we got a
situation here with the Burgermeister. Oh bergermeistermeister Berger. He's not
messing around. Okay, no toys in somber Town, and you
got Chris Kringle running around here giving toys all the kids,
and so eventually the kids had to hide him in
the stockings. That's where that came from. Guysler alert, spoiler

(03:49):
alert and whatever. At one point, Bergermeister obviously he starts
playing with Yo yo and then his little lackey is held. Hey,
beck of mist you have breaking your own law.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You I love. He still would be able to do tricks.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And it's a whole team with Burgermeister. He's a bad
guy though. He's a bad dude. Yeah, he banned toys.
He made him, he made him illegal. Does he have
to do with burgers? He's from Germany, so Burger Burgermeister.
They made the Germans the villain obviously. Oh this is
post World War two, I'm assuming. Wow, it's really so

(04:28):
to me. The Burgermeister is the most hated character in
any Christmas movie ever because he's Germany, bad toys and
he locked up Chris Kringle.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
The worst ever, more than the Grinch. Grinch eventually turns good,
but initially the Grinch. Eventually he's you know, he's he's cool.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
And Burgermeister never turns it around.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Eventually dies dark is this movie?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
He's pretty bad?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
God more, you know, say, well, the the Burgermeister eventually
you know, died out of power or whatever. Watch to
watch it.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Grows a Hitler mustache and.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
That he never did that.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
So I'm mentioning, like the bad guys in these Christmas movies,
it may not be a bad guy who are the
most hated characters in holiday movies. It may be like
the parents and home Alone for forgetting their kid, you
know what I mean something like that. So do you
have the characters you don't like?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Right?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Like the neighbors in Christmas Vacation? Are they villains? Are
they villains?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Or you just hate them? You love them?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I love Margot because it's a laye, But I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
She's kind of annoying.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I know, Todd. Todd's actually pretty funny. You would love talk,
I would love I don't like, Uh, what's what's Clarkles well?
Father in law? He just annoys me?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh yeah, why, I mean, they're.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Just that's not the guy with the cigar.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, no, no, that's like a grandfather.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
His father in law is the one that this is like,
those lights aren't twinkling.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Law from Christmas Vacation. Nah, now don't. I don't want
to hear anybody say Hans Gruber because it's his Diard's
not a Christmas man like dude.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Oh god, he's gonna like every villain.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm not gonna like.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
You don't hate Rudolph, you know you hate the cop
that's trying to tell uh Al what to do with
the FBI. The FBI, No, No, the Owl's boss who's
like annoyed at John McLean and the FBI comes in
and kind of bitches him around. That's who I hate them.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Al was running the show?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Have to hang John, I can't talk to you for
a while.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Nice oppression.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Great, But a Christmas movie, so that doesn't it doesn't count.
Is there a character in a holiday movie that you
can't stand?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Emily?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I mean, I have like a physical reaction and an
emotional reaction when in home alone when Uncle Frank screams
at Kevin when he spills the milk and what are
you doing? However he screams out of him.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's hard, doesn't he a loser?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Family really are jerks because then they all like jump
on board and are so mean to poor Kevin.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Like it sucks.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I made my family disappear.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
I feel bad for the mom. I mean, it's an
innocent mistake.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You would you would be the mom.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Emily would be the mom. But she'd be annoyed that
she has to leave her vacation.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, well she would. She'd call chili dog Tim over
pick up read.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
We forgot him, will help you make the chili.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So I don't get to go to France?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It sucks, you need to go ahead.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is there a villain or anybody?

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Really?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I hated character in the Holiday mook?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, we talked about him the other day from the
Santa Claus Neil and his stupid weenie whistle.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
But Neil wasn't a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
He was the one who kept telling him not to
believe in Santa and that Santa.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Isn't real Jehovah's witness, it's a therapist. And also also
when you watched it, I watched it recently. I watched
a couple days ago. And if you weren't outsider looking in,
what's going on with Tim Allen is really weird? Like
I don't blame Neil and the mom's fat. He get
kids sitting on his lap? What the hell?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's so weird.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
You told him there was no Santa before any of
that even happened.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Reality. What about that's crazy? What about?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I know eventually he turns it around, But what about
James Conn character from Elf.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, but that's what he hates his own son. I know,
but but it's James Conn, So I feel like he
gets a past again.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
He likes the The Godfather, you know the movie.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I bet you like mister Shirley from the Boston National
Epood's Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
That's totally I like when he says, you know, it's
about the little people like you. Well, we have the
rankings here of the most hated characters from Christmas movies.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yes and on honorable mention, just missing the top ten
to Todd and Margo, as well as Deputy Chief Dwayne T.
Robinson from Die Hard Honorable.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Mention Defy the chiefs.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Our Top ten most hated from Christmas from holiday.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Movie punches, Christmas movies about the Holiday.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Well, the title of the articles Holiday Number ten goes
to Burgermeister Mike.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Okay, we already heard it.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Number nine goes to Scott Farcas.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
From a Christmas Star Bully.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Number eight goes to Toy Santa from Santa Claus two
that like creepy, weird looking.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Thing.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Number seven goes to Harry from Love.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Actually, this is Alan Rickman's character, the one who is
trying to get seduced to cheat on his wife.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, but I mean, we're not really gonna Rick from
Walking Dead tried to behind friend wife.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
We're gonna hate that. No, we don't hate that. Guy
did the cute little thing.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yes, get out of the whole thing for the wedding, Yes,
get out of.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Number six also from Love, Actually we have the President
of the United States. That's Billy Bob Thornton, who's trying
he was private st who's trying to hook up with
little chick who works for Hugh Grant. Number five goes
to Mayor Augustas Mayhew may may who.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
I don't know from who town? Who How the Grinch
stole Christmas? Number four goes to Jasper from the Holiday.
So this is the guy who Kate Winslet hooked up with,
but he also hooked up with another chick in the office.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
But still want to keep looking at Emily looking at him.
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't understand what love that guy?

Speaker 8 (11:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Get it?

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Oh my gosh, Jasper's a creep.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Coming in.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Number three from Love Actually, we have Mia, the slutty,
dark haired girl in the office who is trying to
actually terrible.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's not a movie.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
You've never seen it, Never seen it?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Emily, Yes, yeah, yeah, do it.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Number two, we're going old school.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Mister Porter from It's a Wonderful Life his favorite movie.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
He can't wait for the main star in Stewart is
the main unlike most, unlike okay without. That's that's where
I learned from the movie Oh My.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
God, and coming in as the worst movie character, the
one we like the least from holiday movies, Uncle Frank
from the.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Wow Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Uh So, the two ladies here on the show don't
have the most sympathy for their men when they're sick.
Over the break At the end, Robert Emily's man got
sick and Emily was like annoyed at him that he
stayed home from work. Let's pump the breaks here just
a little bit. Let's pump the breaks here.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Just a little bit.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
When my man I was getting sick towards the beginning
of the break, Robert has zero sympathy like Robert if
you think like I'm telling you, he doesn't have sympathy
for people in general.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
That'stray him as such a monster.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like for the most part he's on a job site.
Say he saw it off as part of his finger,
he'd tape it back up and keep working, except except
when he happens to get sick and then is an
absolute baby.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
He's a monster.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Mopping at everybody to help somebody. That's being an able.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
And you're a perfect angel. Huh when you're sick, you
really you don't need anything.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I need stuff. But am I still getting up and
fixing the family dinner?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yes? I am.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Gross, I don't know. That's still yeah, go on.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
But he gets sick down for the count.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Wow, well, right now, in Sky's household, her husband the
boo is sick.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Someone's always sick in that house.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
That's true. Literally everybody probably have mold or something.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, I mean you're sick. She's sick. He's sick, just sick.
The servants are sick. Everyone. They have to keep working.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
Though.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
This guy's got no.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Security, security, no security.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
The guard's sick. Everyone's sick. The dude in the tower
with a sniper making sure middle class people don't come
in the neighborhood sick.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
He's taking you. Yeah, everyone is sick. That's not true.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
The driver of the golf car he drives around the property,
he's sick right now.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
This guy was annoyed that the boo was sick.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Really yeah, Well, here's the thing about the boo being sick.
I'm very lucky to say that he's rarely sick.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Because he doesn't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's hard to get sick when he never goes outside.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
That is a legit point. So he's rarely sick. But
when he is, it's going to be loud. Everyone's going
to know. The the coughing, the sneezing, the clearing of
the throat is, for some reason, gonna be like four
times the volume of his normal speaking voice.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Why is that stuff so loud compared to your normal.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Speaking The barking, cough it happens.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Okay, and then little over the top.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
If you ask me, what do you mean we got
this going on?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
You can't control how the volume of your family The
same hick they're throwing up. Emily has the audacity to
say that Robert has no empathy. She has no empathy
for anyone, let alone Robert. She mocks him for throwing up.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
It's nobody's going I do.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I lose my voice every time I throw up.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's too much.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Looks like you can control the volume of I wish
I could.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I wish like that.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
How would you control that? It's an incontrollable, uncontrollable I
feel like your.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Vocal cords don't need to be going at the same time.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's uncontrollable.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I wish I threw up like that.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
I mean, I've had situations where I'm like, oh, I
got a quiet you can silent?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
When do you ever throw up?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
And missed? Worked that one time.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
When the Boo and I had one of our first
alone dates, I drank too much gold Schlogger and got
sick in the bathroom. But here, because clearly, who's going
to want to make out with the chick who just
threw up in the.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
This was years ago, Well, this is what we started.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
God, and so I remember trying to do the quietest
throw up. And the only thing you can't control is
when the splash that's out of your control. But the noise,
I I, at least personally myself, I can control it.
Maybe maybe thor doesn't have that talent to control it,
but I can control the volume. So so my husband's

(16:53):
annoying on the level I didn't finish. And then what
my husband does is he then becomes like the I
had a cold, detective body and he needs to know
where he got the sickness and what caused the sickness.
And so you know, was it when I went to
supercuts and that gual cut my hair and I knew

(17:15):
she was breathing on my neck? Or maybe was it
that paint? Did that paint irritate my throat?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I mean, your daughter was just sick. Yeah, I mean
clearly you got it from.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Her, Like the cold and the just going around, it's everywhere.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
No, but I'll get to hear for days on end
him theorizing where So you put those two together and
I'm not I'm not a big fan of the boo
being sick.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh yeah, well I'm good. I'm not going to be
sick ever again. I got the flu shot ever.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I mean that's for one time.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I basically have a shield around me right now. I
don't think I don't have to knock.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Would I've heard though that this flu going around, Uh
may be may be able to break through this.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, I have a super serum super like yesterday the
Winter Soldier. Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
You don't just go to like a CVS like the
rest of them. No, I went to my primary.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I mean they have the same flu shot, they have
the same poun. I will say. I got the flu
shot for the first time ever last year, and I
didn't get this. I didn't get the flu so I
got to get it.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Called it works, It's called it.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, I don't want to get the jam. You know
you didn't get the flu shot.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know I'm not getting that thing.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Why she'd rather get sick?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah? Why would you not?

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Because?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Uh that was dumb quest?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, why not?

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Okay, I get it, I really don't.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I just didn't really think it worked. Do you want
to be invincible? I didn't think it worked. I'm invincible.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, it works. It works for me. And when I
get the flu shot, I don't get sick.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
He doesn't get sick. Okay, but you know very so
you're talking to Aaron Rodgers over here, right, you know.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
What's thrown up in like thirty years.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
The gift.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, that's a pretty that's that I want.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Now, you know what helps.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I don't think the flu shot is not throwing up.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Everybody gotta get it.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Everybody gotta get it, get it.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
But when I'm sick, which is very rare, I don't
think I'm a baby. In fact, I get weird and
I want to be left alone, like, don't bother me,
don't ask me if I need stuff. I just want
to be cuddled up and don't even talk to.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
That's how I get Are you a bit cranky? Okay,
so just don't talk, don't be around monster. That's such
an intense thing to say.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Took himself away in the room. He flopped himself right
in the middle of the living room and.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Was just watch TV. I could be in there watch TV.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
And then what you see you take yourself away, which
I which I respect that it is not true.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sometimes I'll sit and I'll just sit in the living
room watch TV. But I don't want to be bothered.
So he comes strutting in and want to change it
to the real house. WHI I'm gonna get a little cranky.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Let the guy wants to watch sick.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Let me watch TV.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Just leave me alone, Leaven.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
And then Robert won't even admit that he's sick either.
He'll just sit there and go fine.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Which one is it?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Are you yelling at the man? You're the one that
got him sick?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Hey gets a bosick?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
She really does me.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
So I don't feel like I'm a baby like I
need stuff. It's kind of the opposite.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well, you're a cranky baby. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
First of all, I'm not a cranky baby. I just
want to be left alone. Why what is it so
hard to understand?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
But you said you do.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
If you continue to bother me, I'm going to be
irritated offering you? What part of leave me alone?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Do you know? I'm trying to be nice and offer you.
I don't want it.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Okay, I'll come back and check in.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
A few I'm a cranky baby, now, like.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Get offered anything you're not true?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Not true. I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I don't baby forget Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
This is why I have to do it. I don't
want to leave me alone. Yes, what how do you
get when you're sick?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I it depends if I'm like kind of sick, I'll
be a baby, and I want Yeah, but if and
I get that, but if I'm actually sick, I'll be
I'll just be like miserable. And I just want to
be loved more than normal. I want to be loved.
And my wife, my wife doesn't have any empathy or
sympathy for any Really, you would think she does because

(21:37):
she's such a caring and loving person. Farm though, you know,
she cares more about an animal being sick than me.
Like if if if Watson is sick, like Watson has
acl surgery, she was in his crate with him, petting
him on a bed.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Sleeping psychotic.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yes, you know if I'm sick, I had one hundred
and two fever. She went to work, didn't leave me
anything next to me, and then was like an annoyed
that I asked, and then asked Emily to bring me
something rather than just doing herself. Emily obviously said no
because we don't want to help anybody.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
A lot of people. That is a fact. I mean,
there's a thing called eats. Think it's wild.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
But anyway, so they.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Both hate me. Emily and my wife both hate me.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Family.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Emily texted the linked to instacart. That's what she did, I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
So my wife will have somebody for like a day
if you're sick on day two, don't even ask him
if you're done well.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
They ask people, are your partner's babies when they get sick?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yes, And they ask this of both men and women.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
And a third of couples who live together say, yes,
my partner turns into a baby when they're sick. What
are the top three ways? Number three, they refuse to
even admit they're sick.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, my wife is a sick denial okay, yeah, when
she's sick, you're sick, not sick.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
This is what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Allergy Emily's a big allergies chick.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
She's always always sick.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yesterday she had any thing going on, so sickly.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, I haven't been able to shake sick.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
I haven't been able to shake it. I don't want
to tell you.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Okay, you know what you should do? Get the flu shot.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Faced, Okay, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Number two things they do is they are overly dramatic
when they're sick.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Everything hurts everything so much.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
And number one is they are stubborn and cranky when
they are sick alone.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I'm not cy oh, this guy. She does stuff that
really nobody understands. I've gotten to the point with Sky
where I just nod my head and gone, I'm never
ever gonna try to talk her out of anything anymore.

(24:04):
I've gone through that battle for many, many, many, many, many,
many many many, many, many, many many years.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Okaya's a lot of many, well, twenty five years, a
lot of years, and there's no convincing her for anything.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Like she's got to do things on her own to understand.
And then you just point and laugh afterwards.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, Like I've noticed that in the studio, like we'll
be talking maybe even off the air, and like Thor
and I are kind of like what like we're trying
to we're trying to get her head.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
And Eddie, you mean you.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Move in to Oregon and you sit back here and go,
that's great, a great time. Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna
be now.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I will.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I will every once in a while throwing you know,
it's really cold there, right, oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
But it's a very different tactic than back in the
day when.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
You, oh no, I would yeah, yeah, like I do
yeah yeah. But then but then she comes up with
these crazy rationalizations like her new thing. I'm sure you
guys caught this that it was so cold there didn't
bother her though it bothered her husband.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
That's what happened. But it's just like, you know, that's
trust me everything. You cannot convince this girl to do anything,
and so you just go she was walking around shorts
TikTok a little bit right.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Saturday morning. Wan.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
No, there's so many, so many wacky things that this
chip does that she's into that.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I just go, ok, that sounds wonderful.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yes, And so I can't well, I mean, what am
I going to do trying to convince you to eat salmon?

Speaker 5 (25:34):
You can't possible, dude, last night at dinner, the boo
salmon again?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
What is he doing? Leave me.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Up on me?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yes? Stop it? Yes, I mean, what's the point I
will never eat?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
No, you still infuriate me, don't get me wrong, because
I'll look over and I'll be like, there's no reason
you shouldn't eat that food right there because and you no,
it's weird. And what's weird about it? I don't know,
it's just weird. And well that doesn't make it.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
It's whatever it is. And throw the word two in front.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, it's it's too.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Creamy, it's too broccoli.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, we were talking about, oh, the the hard boiled
eggs to Eggy. I go, I go, I get not
eating a runny yoke that could be kind of off
putting for some people. But she loves hard boiled eggs,
but just the whites. And I go, well, why don't
you like the yolk and a hard boil that gets
cooked too chalky?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
She's not too choked? What are you way too chucky?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Am I going to try and convince this woman that
you're being silly not eating a full hard boiled egg?

Speaker 8 (26:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
What do I care? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
I was trying.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I just I just got what okay? Whatever? What am
I gonna do? She is who she is.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
She's a very set in her aways person and a
person that has to do things on her own to learn.
So I've I've learned that. It's still difficult, don't get
me wrong, but I just go with the flow and whatever. Yeah,
but Sky has come in and told this she's signed
up for something that when you hear it, you're gonna
go You're insane. You're like, you're an insane person. And

(27:08):
I agree, I agree, But what am I gonna do
Let her do it, Let her do it.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
I mean, honestly, I'm excited about it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Nobody, no normal human being would be excited for about
what you're about to say.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Okay, so here's a little fun fact about me. If
you're a New Orleans this won't be a fun fun
when I hear it. I enjoy being part of things
that make me feel important.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
So like, that's one of the more pathetic things I've
ever heard in my life.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
So and like things that make me feel professional.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
So thor In what she means by that is like
jury duty. You know how everybody hates jury duty? And
you get that summons and you go, oh god, sky
loves it.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Like where's my pants suit? Where is my pants suit?
Where is my briefcase? Where am I gonna lunch downtown?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You know you're not important for doing it. Yeah, you
lunched out town. Anybody can do that.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
If I'm lunching downtown by myself on a Wednesday at.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Noon, Am I a lawyer? I don't know?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
You're not practically so you were right. Things like that
like that, most people would be like, oh God, I
gotta do that.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
You always fill out surveys. Yes, you do.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Like, so I bring my car to the car dealership. Yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna let them know that yes, or
was I satisfied with the service?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Was my car?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh no, I don't think Hotel you get that survey
always afterwards, right, you fill it out.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
I fill it out every single time, And I'm like
giddy about it, Like I can't makes it important? Yeah,
I'm sharing my opinion, and my opinion matters.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Why don't you have a Yelp account then?

Speaker 6 (28:47):
Because he help's too like negative?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
You you could do your own. You don't have to
read it's your your change. Well, you like giving your opinion,
I do. You're You're right, nobody likes hearing it.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
But here's the difference there. For some reason, I want
to be asked my opinion. I don't want to go
out and like just start screaming my open. So the
other day I got an email out of the blue
and I saw it and I was immediately giddy because

(29:22):
it had let me know that I had been specifically
chosen to be part of a medical survey.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
A medical survey. Yeah, And I'm like, what is this? Now?
This is about your doctor.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Well, so this past year twenty twenty four tons of
medical stuff, like my daughter tons of medical stuff, me,
tons of medical stuff. So I don't know exactly like
what this is about. Is it about a certain facility?
Is it about a you know, certain issue we're dealing with? Like,
I don't know what this survey is about. But I
see that I am asked my opinion on something and

(30:00):
something medical, which again is important.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
I'm all in, So I immediately.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Go, yes, you know, yes, you have my consent to
reach out to see if I qualify to be in
this study.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
And I can't wait for the follow up email.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well, I get the follow.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Up email and I read what it's about, and honestly,
I do take pause for a second.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
It's it's a little bit, uh right in on my parade,
just a tiny bit.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
But I'm like not getting anywhere?

Speaker 10 (30:28):
Do I do?

Speaker 6 (30:29):
I still want to take part?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Because this is when I get the email letting me
know that my primary care provider is participating in a
study called Outpace the Outcomes of Urinary Incontinence.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Oh, no, survey, it's a study.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
You're a part of a medical medical study. They probably
listened to the show they know you where it depends already.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
I don't those are hate, those are just full. So
now I'm torn because it's medical, so it's important, Like
it's even now more incontinence. Well it says in the
thing that I have, I have been specifically picked because
I age and my medical records show that I gave

(31:22):
natural child birth and they want to talk to women
who gave natural childbirth. Well, I don't think they use
the word Lucy.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Goosey podcast from yesterday.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Okay, we don't need to go back there. That was
a weird place yesterday. So now I'm torn because I
want to be part of the study.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Why but it.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Wants to be part of a medical study unless you're
like have that affliction that you're like, okay, well maybe
this you know, you know what I mean, but like
like what you would even talk?

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Well, so I feel like I'm dealing with normal women stuff.
But maybe that's what it's about. Like, is it advice
for me to jump on a trampoline with a full bladder?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
It's probably not.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
If if I have a couple of cups of coffee
and a sneezing fit comes.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
On, that might go sideways.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
So I do feel I have information to add to
the study. I'm not shopping for depends or anything like that.
So I just stare at it like I I don't
know what to do. I'm I'm conflicted, and then I
finally say, you know what, if I can help you're
in if I could.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Change the world with my thoughts and opinions.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
With older women urinary incontinence that I am, I don't
know that that's a major situation.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I'm not part of a study a trampoline.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
She comes in here with weird.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
So I've done the first survey and then was excitingly
sent a five dollars Amazon gift card for my.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Time a pack of gum.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
So I'm really excited to see what this you are.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
You are a very special kind of human being. Yeah, well,
I don't know about that.

Speaker 11 (33:06):
Do you ever wonder what Ronnie from Jersey Shore would
sound like wishing you a happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Hey, what's up with your boy? Ronnie?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Here?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I just wanted to say happy birthday. I hope you
enjoy yourself. Drink a lot of ron Ron juice GTL
though out of your party, will it's time for the show,
Time for the shows, cameo Roulette.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
All right, I think we have our wheel issues fixed.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I hope so.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yes, So we had to have many wheel mechanics come
in and fix it. I've been working on it, but
I think we're good.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's been a long road.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
You know, there's not a lot of wheel specialists out there.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah yeah, business market, Yeah all right, so yes, this
is what we do.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
We spend a wheel a different celebrities on cameo. Uh,
you guys, whatever celebrity lands on, you guys got to
figure out how much are they charging on cameo because
they set their own price, and then we get to
hear a little clip of what you get for that price.
So let's go ahead and spin the wheels too. It
lands on first smooth working good.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah. Nice.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It has landed on disgraced former gold medalist Ryan Lochte.
Remember Ryan lockedy? You know what what did he do?
Did he He lied about something in Brazil or something.
I remember what he's dealing with, Like why do we
not like him?

Speaker 12 (34:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
He was like lying about being like fake attacked or something. Yeah,
that was that whole thing. And he's kind of a
dumb guy. You know, he had his own show for
a minute. You know, he's like the gronk of swimming,
you know.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
How you want to how you want to make it
look like oh okay, really yeah, he was like the
unlikable gronk. So Ryan Lockedee is on cameo. How much
do we think he's charging?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Emily?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Oh god, who would want this? This is a random
cameo to get you're a swimmer, because I mean the
guy was good. Yeah, he won gold medals. Yeah, you know,
all right, he was you know, unfortunately you know, he
was in the same era as Michael Phelps. Yeah, he
was gonna win a lot.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
And I just looked it up because I couldn't remember.
And it was during like the Olympics. They were in
Brazil and they claimed that they got like harassed by
the police, but really they were urinating in public and
got in trouble.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
They just lied. Yeah, they lied like I got robbed.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. When he came home early, it
was like a big, live, big a hole mix. No embarrassing, wow,
massive scandal. All that being said, I think that he
could charge and he charges one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Hunter bucks for Ryan Luckety.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
What do you think, skuy, Yeah, without the disgrace I
mean definitely would have been higher.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
But I guess do I go a little go a
little higher?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
One twenty five?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Twenty five? All right, what do you think thor?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I was gonna say one twenty turquoise, Who do you
got me?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, you don't have to every time youwhere.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Because guys say once twenty five said one hundred. I
don't know, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go a little
bit higher and say one fitty.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Well, because Emily was the lowest, damniting on the other way.
Oh no, you're the closest because Ryan lockety charges fifty
nine dollars fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I don't know why. Fifty nine. Yeah, not great.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
So this is what you get for fifty nine dollars
from swimmer Ryan Lochte.

Speaker 10 (36:36):
Hey, this special shoutout goes to the birthday boy immerse
and they turn him thirty two.

Speaker 11 (36:41):
Congratulations, buddy, job well done. Now I'm a little heartbroken
because I know you were a college swimmer. You had
all the right tools, and now you just gave it
up to be a banker.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
What hey, I'm just joking, but that's awesome that you
were a swimmer.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I just want to say happy birthday. Enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
You're turning thirty two.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
That was my last Olympics.

Speaker 10 (37:10):
I celebrated that Olympics, I think as you all know,
but hey.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Enjoy yourself.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Keep doing what you're doing and keep kicking ass. Oh
my god, meathead a guy like that, dude, the rest
of how's it making money now?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It's been the wheel on this time. Oh, I haven't
heard this name in a while. It has landed on
Cindy Brady herself. Susan Olsen. Wow, Brady bunch, Cindy Wow,
why the ever with any would.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
This person be? Like? I?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Huh, I never heard bunch of fans.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
A massive Brady bunch. Oh yeah, it's a big show.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
But like I grew sixty years ago, right, so sixty No,
it was in the seven, so fifty years. So it's
just like, I don't know why she done anything else?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Well that was my question.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
No nothing, no, okay, but but iconic yes today?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
All right, So, Susan Olsen, how much do you think
she is charging on a cameo sky?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Okay, we're not breaking the bank here, I mean, I'm
not going to claim that, but I do think there's
a market.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
So I'm gonna say seventy five.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
We're not talking jan here, No, seriously, plum yeah, Okay,
don't you have an issue?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Really, you have a real issue.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Don't be proud of that. Don't be proud of that.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Marcia Maureen McCormick.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
See that I knew because she was like a drug addict. Okay,
wait what was Wasn't she like Bobby Mike Lukinland?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
No, you didn't.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Okay, that's what we got. That makes me question everything
about you.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
What was Peter's name? What easy? Peter Christopher Knight? Wow,
he did it?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Harry Williams obvious Maria McCormick, big cocaine addict.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Definitely could have got it back in the day, giving
her a bump.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Like watching it like you think that marsh is going.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
To have a coke problem. Hell yeah, Oh you know
what's happening?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Oh yeah, Alice is getting out of the coke from
Sam the butcher.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Sam's for sure pushing it out of the That's why.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, did you say something I said?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I think I said it. Seventy five busy five bucks
for Cindy Braidy.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Sky stole my answer again? Oh wow, So again I'm
going to go higher and say one hundred.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
That's what I was.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Wow, we're stealing answers.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Sorry, Cindy, I'm going lower. Sixty bucks.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
You were going to say one hundred and then you
decided to go lower.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, that makes no sense. Yeah, I understand that one
of you is hit it on the head.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Oh the person that said a hundred bush. Yes, Susan,
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
That's ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
That's highway robbery. So this is you get for one
hundred dollars from Cindy Brady.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Hey, Kevin, Hi, it's me Susan and we're already friends.
You follow me on Facebook, so that's great. Kevin is
one of my favorite names. I've had at least three
foster kittens named Kevin, and they were all especially cute ones.
You're going to be turning sixty next year. I don't

(40:39):
know exactly when, but I just I just had two
of the friends turned sixty. And let me tell you,
I've been in my sixties for two years now, and
well it's better than the alternative, right, I mean, hey,
it's not seventy.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Just have a wonderful time. You what didn't make him
feel a crap.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah that was brutal, Eddie. I'll tell you what though,
you do a guilt list again, Marine McCormick could get it.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
How old sixty eight? Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah, wow,
she looks good. Yeah sixty.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
That was That was the alternative. All we got one
more spin the wheel? See what lends on this time?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Oh, I don't recognize the name Emily you may, I
don't know. It is landed on Leanna Kreole. Do we
know who that is? I don't know Emily Tory from
Saved by the Bell Stop again the person who I
don't know has done anything else.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Hated the Tory episodes, but still obviously.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
For those of us who don't know, Yowski was out
for like a season or two. Jesse, Oh, Jesse too,
Yeah really, yes, I was Kelly thereon just.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
It was the last season and they both left.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, but weirdly came back for the college years. Yeah,
well those are good episodes. I'm sorry with Bob. Yes,
why was he the r A?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I don't know, no such anyway, So yes, Tory from
Saved by the Bell she is on cameo. How much
do you think she charges? I guess we'll start with.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
You, Thorpe. I'm looking at Tory right now. Another jacket,
man jacket.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
I mean, one of those favorite episodes of all time
is her and Zach helping birth Mister Belding's wife was
stuck in an elevatorri earthquake. What a moment that, I cried.
I'm gonna say that. Tory charges fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Fifty bucks?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
All right? What does he think there? I believe your girl.
You're bad girl, Torri. Wow. I wonder she done anything else?

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah, I'm like looking it up right now, like a
couple really bad movies.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
All right, generally take off. Sorry, I'm going she's working
at the Max.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
I'm surprised she wasn't in the college years to work
at the Max. That was solid. Yeah, you know, she
should have been in the college years.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
She did do one episode nine or two and oh two?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Oh look at that.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Yeah, okay, yeah, this is insane. I gotta do some
research which episode it was? Anyway, I'm going lower than thora,
I say, forty bucks.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Sry, Oh my god, what do you think this guy?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Okay, well, I was gonna go the other way.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Seventy five okay, Well, Emily, you know you're your gals.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Leanna Kreole aka Tory from Save the Bell, you were
off by four dollars charges forty four dollars, forty four
forty four bucks, So I mean, you know you could
be talking to your.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Girl, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
So this is for forty four bucks from Tory from
Saved by the Bellow.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
Nick, your little sister has filled me in on your
little secret that growing up every day at seven thirty
you watched Save by the Bell Secrets Safe with Me
said that you weren't doing anything for your birthday. But
that's not okay, that's not how we do it. That's
not the base side way at all. So I think
you should, you know, you know, take a page from

(44:16):
the toy playbook, and you know you can.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
You could.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
You could delve with somebody's child and an alley.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
You can deliver your somebody's child in the elevator. You
could go to a toga dance and not drink drink
orange Fanta instead of the alcohol. Anyway, Happy Happy birthday,
go bayside and forty is the new thirty or maybe
the new twenty.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Anyway, Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Maybe next time, don't do it while you're driving blinkers
have like your daughter talk in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
That toga episode really got me though. Oh yeah to
Liasta turn had a party Zach and everyone drank and drove.
Oh I gotten a car accident. It was at his
mom's car.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Very special episode. Yeah, wow, there you go. There's the
cameo celebrities for this week the show. Well, I'm sure
if you are a listener of our show that you
know thora has an interesting sense of humor. The things
that sometimes Thor finds funny can be questionable, yes, And

(45:22):
sometimes he'll do things that he thinks is funny that
he can't understand why others people don't think they're funny,
why it's not funny to them, And we try to
look at him like, dude, what are you talking about?
This has gotten you in trouble before with like your
wife and things like that. But you know, you just
you find certain things funny.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
I do.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Well, you have now gone to a place where you're
in hot water for a wild reason, just because of
something that you did that you thought was going to
be kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Well, I mean there's some truth to it too, but
but yeah, I decided over the break I was bored out.
I think I was watching episode curb your enthusias.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
And who shouldn't leave you to your own vices that
long you get bored?

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yeah, him by himself, his house, his wife's working, like
he's got to talk to somebody's got he in it out?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I mean I do have friends. I called him fromtime
a the time. I just sit around.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
You need like somebody twenty four to seven just to
stand next to you. And I don't like the list,
Like no, I don't want anyone near, but you need
somebody there to make your witty comment like at all times,
like you you got to get it out.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
It's true. But I decided I was gonna do. I
got a new phone. Oh who did new iPhone sixteen?
Oh yeah, get Oh the battery sucks.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I mean really, the battery sucks.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
And I googled it and I guess it's an issue
with this with the new iOS system. Really, like my
iPhone fourteen had a better battery. So I'm like kind
of a bummed about that because nothing I can do
about it. I could have turned it.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
But is it drastic?

Speaker 6 (46:59):
The battery?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Like you use your phone, Yeah, I mean it goes
pretty quickly compared to like my my old, my old phone.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Really it goes pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yeah, No, And like I googled it and I was like,
that's so there's got to be like because sometimes you
get a brand get a brand new phone, movie there's
something wrong with it. But I googled it and I
guess it's an issue with it is. So I was
kind of bummed about that. Emily physic she doesn't believe me.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
I'm like, I can't figure out why they would put
a new.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Phone out that should be I read it. It's the
iOS system. They're eighteen, yeah, and so they need to
do another update. So I was kind of funded about that.
And I've been going through it. It's pretty much the
same phone, other than the Apple AI with chat GPT,
which is pretty cool. That's a whole other thing. And
I'm seeing that my voicemail needs to be updated. It's

(47:53):
still my my old voicemail didn't come through really transfer.
And also Siri has all these new voices, so there's
like there's like there's like three dudes and three girls,
so you can pick which one you want. I went
with the guy that was the hippiest.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
A hip guy for Siri.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
I felt like it was hip.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Now does he have a different does he have a
different name or.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Do you call him serious?

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Him?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Serious?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Hey, Siri? Can you find out what?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
What?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
What's the weather like? Today? Should be Sunday today? See
a different name? Kind of hip?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
The English?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
No he's not, he's not English. There is an English
version that British, British.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Okay, God give.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Seriously, I should I'm drawing a plank on what else
to ask? So that happened and I could have had
him be my voicemail. I don't want that. People don't
have themselves as their voice.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
You can have your s your SERI be your voice.
I didn't know, or just that voice?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
The standard? What about just the standard?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
You have reached? You hate that?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Hate that you can't take two seconds to say you've
reached so and so I'll call you back like it's
just annoying to me.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Just leave a voicemail? Who are you? Do you hear yourself?
Who are you? Do you? Do you not have a voice?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I have a voicemail, but I would never be annoyed
at that level.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Who doesn't have that?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
My wife, of course, she doesn't doesn't have reached.

Speaker 11 (49:31):
Break.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
But what what do you think is going on?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I think that they're they're just they're so busy that
they couldn't even put a greeting together. And then I
always feel like and then I always feel like, even
though I have my wife's number, there's a little hint
to me that things. Am I calling the right number?

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Okay, not her voice?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
How would you know? Would you know?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I wouldn't be anybody. I wouldn't mean he called her.
I'm really big unto my own personal greetings.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Were you the guy that would like do a rap
in his answering machine?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I back the guy I was watching t r L
and I would turn the TV up really loud and
record my favorite song and then be cool and be like, yo,
what a can't leave a message?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Pace?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
And then I turned the music back up really long.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Leave a message?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
You don't or don't that's a bad You'd rather have that.
I'd rather have this standard continue not want me to
leave a message. You're sitting there, I'm like, that's what
I was big on. The music in the voice. Okay,

(50:49):
obviously I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
No you're not. Yeah, I don't think I should. I
don't think I should do that.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
And it was always like a hardcore hip hop song.
You know, wow, what a badass thank you on my
flip phone top. So I did so somebody I got
to recorded s greeting and then it hit me like
most people don't leave voicemails anymore as far as I'm concerned, Like,
if somebody calls me, then it's very rare they leave
a voicemail. It's usually just to see the mist call.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
You know.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah, you never leave a voicemail when you call me,
You'll You'll never.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
IS's just because I feel like the person I feel like,
I don't know, this is just me. I feel like
most people don't listen to their voicemails. They just call
the person back. Yeah, Like I'll have a voicemail from
like my aunt and she'll leave it and she'll leave
a long voicemail like did you listen to my voicemail?
Like no, just coach back? Why would I Why would
I listen to your voicemail? Just calling you back?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
My mom will go did you you know did you
hear what I was wanting to ask you on the voicemail?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
And I'm like, no, well you don't have to listen
to your voicemail anymore. Yeah, that's that is a game changer. Yeah,
Like I just look at me like, oh, that's what
they want. I'll call him later whatever, you know. Okay, good,
but that's it. You should fantastic.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
So, as you know with me, if you call me especially,
I'm never really going to answer. I mean, it's very rare.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Excuse me.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I don't like talking on the phone. I don't want
to answer. I only answer for a few rare people.
And if you call, if we're texting and you call
me ninety percent of the time, I'm going to tell
you I can't answer because I'm on a customer service call.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
No, Oh, I told me that before.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Because Emily, Emily is a Emily is very big on that.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
She'll text it and she'll get over it.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I've said that to you so many minutes.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
And then she'll start the conversation and all right, what's up?
But she goes hy, hang on raid, like why didn't
you call me?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
So I got to leave this voicemail. But I want
to leave a voicemail greeting that lets you know where
I'm at in my life. That lets you know, listen,
why are we still doing the charade? What to shoot
me a text? And then also I got to be
a little funny in there now. Granted I was watching
Curby Enthusias by the time, so I had a little
too much of a Larry influence, which isn't good because

(53:06):
Larry's not real life, even kind of your real And
you're right. My wife was at work, I was home
by myself, and I did this, and I did it
and it hasn't gone well.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Oh really, first say I'm not able to ask right
now or dunk Yeah, I'm watching one Tree, Hill.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Tree amazing. Well the message.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
First, my I got one of my mentors in my
recovery and he was very confused, older man, and I
had to explain to him that it was something that
I'm doing now.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
He wasn't happy.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Then my grandma, Judy, who's ninety three years old, called me,
and she called me three times in a row because
she could understand what the hell I was talking about
the voice. Then randomly out of the blue, Haley's dad,
my father in law, called me, which is really rare.
We usually just text, so I definitely wasn't going to answer.
And then Apparently, according to Haley, he was offended.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Of what could you possibly say in this voicemail there
would be offensive?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Well, I have it recorded if you want to hear it, Eddie,
and I wanted to hear it because I don't want
because because I had a work call as well happened,
Oh dude, and I got a little bit of like
confusion on the work cale. But I feel like who

(54:43):
cares what?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Well, obviously a lot of people do.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
And my wife wants me to change it. She text
me yesterday. Why don't you change it?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
This is ridiculous. You sound like an idiot, Like, no,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Oh, oh, let's hear it. Let's let's be the judge
of this voicemail.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Right, So call me ring ring, ring, and then I
go voicemail.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Okay, Tyler.

Speaker 7 (55:06):
Sorry, I couldn't answer the phone. But when I saw
you called, I immediately thought, why aren't they just texting me?
So just text me and if it's super important, then
I'll be forced to call you back. If not, just
text me like everyone else does. Because unless you're my
wife or like a really close family member who I
probably still wouldn't call back. I won't answer the phone.
So just text mease, We're all just text Why why

(55:29):
are we even calling? Why am I even leaving a
voicemail right now? Just text?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
You you honestly are true idiot. You you are a
true idiot. You don't think my aunt Debbie liked that.
I don't. I don't think so. She was very annoyed
by that.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yet, dude, you said a close family member who I
probably won't even call back. Yeah, like a direct.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Shot at I've had that as my voicemail for almost
a month. Dude, you do what you're doing. Bits that's
a bit.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
It is, and like did you you're doing like did
you have.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Any thoughts about the aunts and the grandma's and the
thought that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
But you the work thing is like whatever, those those
people should know him well enough.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
My mom called me mad at me because my aunt
was mad at Yeah, that makes sense the thing, but
the work thing, that's I didn't think it out.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah, Like I'm sitting there in Manny Sdano from Port
calls me.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
That if Manny calls you and you say leave a
message of doll, Manny would be like what like I
don't want to Oh my god, how offensive. But that's offensive.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Listen, if Manny called me, he'd be like, oh man,
the Texas guy about about his Mustang Mokey.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I don't I think he would. No, I don't think
react like. He's a very profound I.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Understand the point of your outgoing message, and you can't
do it. Do you think it's too long?

Speaker 8 (57:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Up forever ever like solid thirty. Yeah, it's stupid.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
I've never heard a voicemail that longe, and it annoys
me period.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
What annoys me the most is like my grandma Judy. Yeah,
I know she's ninety three or ninety four, but she's
confused by it. What's confusing? Grandma text me?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
You said you don't You're probably not going to call
your family.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Members back because it's hurtful, that's what.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Yeah, that's why she sometimes I will Grandma, Grandma Judy
gets the okay to call back.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I'll call back. You add that to the message.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
So close family, including my dad. I don't want to
call back, but I will, Mom, maybe, my sister, my wife,
Grandma Judy. Yeah, and then everyone else text.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Now we're up to two minutes of your outgoing.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
He really wants me to change. She literally texted me
yesterday and said you have to know and said you
need to change that.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
How long you're going to let this go on for? Yeah,
it's really what am I going to change it to?
I can't answer the phone right and now I'll leave
a message. I'll call you back or text you if
you really want the text.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
That's not bad.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I think it's a funny. I thought people would find
it funnier now, but people are more annoy because it's unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
There are times you can be funny and times like
it's unnecessary. Just leave something quick. I don't want to
listen to that whole thing every time I have to
call you.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
God, I got And the worst part about it is,
I take that's like my fourth try. You never get
these things on the first try.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
So you did multiple takes of that.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Unless you're cool and you just tell somebody to live
a message or not.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Why do you have a voicemail greeting if you don't care?
Because I don't care. Message, I'm that cool?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Wait page me. I don't know. It's so wod.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
There are certain free comedy fridays that you just know
are going to be next level and whenever our boy,
Brett Earns is in town.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
We just know it's going to be a great show.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Speaking of great shows, he is performing tonight and tomorrow
night at the La Joya Comedy Store. Go see Brett.
He's incredible. He's one of our best best dudes that
we have come in here for free comedy Friday. We
love Brett. Brett, welcome back to town. This is a
big day for a couple of reasons. Number One, you're
in town, you're performing, which is awesome. Number Two, it's

(59:31):
Emily's birthday, so she sort of requested you, so you
know what I mean, we made sure that you were here.
You know, to be able to do I have to
sing like Marilyn No, No, please don't.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
That's really that's really weird. Yeah, I appreciate it. I
reached out to Mike vanover comed Peace.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Book for birthday. I just think it's more of a coincidence.
But that's nothing acidence.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
And it's a big day because the final parts of
the last season of Cobra Kai drops two days, but
it's part it's part D.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
There's three.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Oh, there's three. This was it no coming out in January.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I thought there was fifteen parts. So maybe I'm wrong,
let me check, let me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I thought it was two parts. Maybe I'm wrong. I
don't remember because I'm watching it. I was locked in.
You know, we had the there are three parts.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
There is three parts, another part coming out in February.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
What it is a wild way to do this three parts?

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
You know, you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Know, make that money. They're milking it. Yeah, well, you know,
because a lot of people wanted another season. I think
Netflix did too, but they were like, no, we're you know,
you don't want you want to leave on a high note.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Well it's getting crazy. I mean, honest, the show is
getting crazy. I mean this all started to remember with
a little rivalry and bullying situation that they were dealing
with with a small karate school, and now it's like
a global expansion and there's all kinds of you know,
like Crease is escaping from jail now and he's you know,

(01:01:20):
I mean, it's wild now it's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah. You know, Well that's why I like season one
was I was more there was I was on way
more episodes, and then because it was about the family
and everything. Yeah, and then season two they took me
out because of what I did in season one. You're
not back in night and then haven't left since there's

(01:01:43):
a lot of storylines now with the family.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
It's with you know, Johnny Lawrence did try to steal
you away when he wanted to start his own car dealership.
He had no plan or no money to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Well, I don't know if it's this next five or
the next five, but there's a nice little good scene
with you in there. Oh well, I don't want to
ruin it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Okay, don't don't know, No, no spoilers, but anyway, but.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
We all diet from a crank kick happens, I come
back to the dealership. Oh my god, I'm a disgruntled employee.
So that's all I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
So, Part two of the last season of Cobra KaiA
drops today on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yes, go check that out. It came out at midnight.
There you go to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
See the episodes early. Do you watch them when they
come out or do you're like I was there. I
don't need to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I only know what's and I'm not just saying this
and this is just me. Yeah, yeah, every di uh
never watched. I don't know watch I can tell you
everything that happened. It's great. Well, it's it's it's not
that I don't I know some of the things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
It's just well you fieled it too, and then you
know another part.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
It's just I don't know. I just the only thing
I've watched in a long time is The Penguin. I
just binged that I heard strong.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
It's more like a gangster show than it is about like,
you know, comic bookie at all, because there's well barely
that's great, you know. Yeah, I liked it a lot too,
And can we find a part for you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
And the Penguin? Are they going to do another season?
I'm actually playing a pigeon in a animated film which
it's called Pierre the Pigeon Hawk. Oh my god. It's
with Howie Mandel's Snoop doggs and uh dogs and everything

(01:03:42):
I forget, but me and Dominic Lombard Dozy played two pigeons, a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Couple of wise guy pigeons. Guyon When is that coming out?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I only recorded the first session. I think there's one more. Okay,
that's yeah, that's x Roll. That's the next big kitchen
penguin who cares well, that's what I was getting at,
that's the the other bird that makes sense, that makes sense.
I fly though, Oh yeah, I'm a pigeon. I can
fly penguins ground. You're right, You're right, You're right. I

(01:04:17):
don't know when that's coming out. Okay, well, Brett, I
don't even know. Well, I was anticipating you coming in today.
You did send a message on Instagram. Okay, you brought
it up. If we should have brought it up?

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
Brett was like, should we bring this up when.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
I've been I've been ready for this. You're right for
the fight. I'm like, you know, Ja, I'm not gonna
slap him, Like, what do we do? And of course
we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
We gotta, you know, we gotta. We gotta talk about
It's not like I said. It was an observation I
made that was confirmed by the guy who created it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
I don't agree. Don't agree with the guy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
You know, now, some of us may have forgotten observation.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
I'm shocked that both of you remember this because I
have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
That's all we think about. It's all Brett and I
think about. We messaged each other about it NonStop. Okay,
Brett made a comment in here because you know, I'm
normally wearing some sort of Star Wars gear and he
saw it, and he goes, last, I think it was
the last time you were in when you said, so,
you brought it up that how Star Wars is so
interesting because it's really Darth Vader's story, and it's his

(01:05:24):
old arc and the whole thing is based around Darth Vader.
And I respectfully sort of disagreed when I said, well,
the you know, original movies, the original films are are
I feel like they're Luke's story. Yes, I understand the
component about Darth, but it's also.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Shot nonlinear, right, it would be like it would be
like watching pulp fiction and going, oh, it's about the
two people. There's other stories going on as well.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
So, yes, and so we had a nice, respectful conversation
about that. And you know, there may or may not
have been a message sent directly to us.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Was George Lucas confirming my point.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
George Lucas spoke, I guess, I don't know. I don't
even know what the interview was or what it was about,
but he said something about how, yes, Star Wars is
Darth Vader's story. Oh, and sort of confirming what Brett said.
Now that being said.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
By George Lucas here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I believe that the prequels are one million percent Darth
Vader story, Anakin's story, his you know, coming through and
starting from a child and figuring his story out and
then all the way up to him turning into Darth Vader.
Whereas we're moving on to the original movies, those to
me are more Luke's story. And you know, again it's

(01:06:47):
the same arc of him snoring out, okay four, I
didn't even get go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
I'm read this is your time. It's about fulfilling a
proper it's it's basically about fulfilling a prophecy. The way
life you think it's supposed to go, doesn't go. That's
so true, right, So those Luke Skywalker episodes are only
relevant because that's where Darth Vader's at. If you notice
the very end of Return of the Jedi, when he's

(01:07:16):
dying and he saves his father, I know there's good
in you. That is what completes the final one. That's
what completes Darth Vader's story, and he ends up. No,
it's doesn't because Luke Luke keeps going now, Luke is disgruntled,
drinking blue milk and playing. Yeah, no, it's that's not

(01:07:37):
Luke's Luke drags on the last three have really nothing
to do with Luke.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
But if you again look at the the uh the
New Hope, New Hope, Vade, what is Vader and New Hope?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
What is Vader?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
I mean, he's just he's antagonists. He's like, I'm almost
a lackey for a grand off Tarkan. I think we
can all agree on that, right, I think we can
agree on that. Three pos are okay, we're two.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
D two again. I don't know, just according to the
guy that created it was based off there was like
old plays where you always had the two comical people
that were commenting while things were going on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
They're almost the gestures of the story.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Yeah, but they're also uh yeah, it's like the comic
relief that they I forgot if it's was it like
Roman plays or something like that. I think it was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Anyway, back to my point, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Just here's what this reminds me of as an honest
as a creator, okay, which is what I am. Yes, Okay,
when people watch something that you do online, they go
underneath and they theorize on what you're doing. Now you
know what you're doing, you know what? And I think
women refer to that as man explaining, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Oh, I've heard that before a few times.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Cross my legs. I had cross my legs. When I
say that, they'll sit there and they'll they'll tell you
what the motivation was. Now you know what what you wrote,
you know what the incentive was. But they're so set
on it. Because I watched this, and I know I
can't interpret things. Not when the creator is telling you

(01:09:15):
what the purpose is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I think you're taking a very specific uh comment that
he that he said, and and I think if I
were to sit down with George Lucas and have a
conversation with I think I think he would end up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Agreeing with me. All I'm saying is I made the observation.
It was the arc. Luke's done. After that, Luke's still alive,
but nobody cares. Okay now, but now the Emperor's back
attached to a fish tank, which I guess, well, that
defeats the whole six episode of Darth Vader is going

(01:09:51):
to affect you, guys. Friendship, Your boys'll be hilarious as
a Cowboys fan of Niners that that didn't bother us
as much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
And get another thing. I wasn't going to bring up Cowboys.
But when you're bad to man, no, come on, I
guarantee you still in the division. We're still in the division.
That's guarantee.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
You think some guarantee. Look at McCaffrey's back.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Matter, that's what it does.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Matter. It doesn't matter, but I mean Cowboys.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
But you know what's crazy if people forget this because
you guys got second place three times. At least we're there.
At least we're there. Yeah. Sure everybody remembers that the
Bills remember the Buffalo? Did you want to We've still
got one year over you as a Super Bowl win.
I'm not doing this. I was just here take my pigeon.

(01:10:50):
You took a sadd and you know we needed to talk.
I have a discussion, Emily requested me. It's her birthday.
You're running to her birthday. This is a stupid Star
Wars talking. Let's take a time out jumping on the
annoying people that interrupt.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Oh you just did I know?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Studio? When we get back on the show, Rock on the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Three, it is pre comedy Friday today, and you know
it's gonna be a good one when Brett Ernst is
in town. He's performing at the La Joya comedy store
this weekend. A couple shows tonight, couple shows tomorrow night.
So go see our boy Brett. He puts on a
great show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
We learn a lot about Brett whenever he comes in.
He's like an onion man, just peeling back.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
My own bit. Oh did you do it about Italians
when they were like, oh, someone's at my door, come on?

Speaker 11 (01:11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
I turned around, like, where's that coming from?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Guys? It's magic? Was the Italian guy that remember that
I'm a model rock ship. There's a lot I'm like
it on you. There's a lot of layers.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
I found out earlier that Brett loves animals. He loves
animal videos. He's a little softy. You know that was
that was off. I followed I do I like animals.
I follow him on Instagram. Yes, you're going to SeaWorld today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Yeh, I'm gonna pet otters. That's so cute. I thought
you were messing with us at first.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
I like them. I mean I still eat them. I
don't know if you've ever had a strong d sandwich, a.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Lot of tacos in San Diego broke. Yeah, so what
you did do the whole otter experience?

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I want to see the otter? Is this guy?

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
Now? Are you gonna like attend all the shows at
the park or you just go in there specifically for
the auto And.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
I want to see the what's his name? The to
the otter in the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Mike was telling me, Mike, Mike's uh, Mike, Vin's got
a thing for otters.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Like you guys going together.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Skipping in the park.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
That's great.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Now do you ride roller coasters? Are you a roller
coaster guy?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Can't I get I get nauseous on the loop? There's
a loop I can't do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
There's a couple of.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Them you can go on, yeah, without a loop. And
it's Christmas too today. Yeah, they're doing the holidays, doing
the holidays? Are you Christmas guy? Yeah? I love Christmas
and Thanksgiving to thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Getting strong and he doesn't like things.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
It's not true. That's not true. Again, this is not
this is fake news. I don't dislike Thanksgiving whatsoever. It's
a fine day. I'll have my turkey, it's delicious. I'll
watch some football. But it's basically a waste of my
time to get to Christmas, because I love Christmas. I'm
not a Halloween guy though, I'm whatever, but Halloween two.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Yeah, Halloween's annoying to me. Dress up. Yeah, no, Like
I saw this. I think it's embarrassing when you're an adult,
you know, And like I saw this guy. This is
the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
He was dressed as the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Teen wolf, you know, the teen wolf, and he looked
just like so, you know, this idiot spent like we'll
go five hundred on the low end on this. I mean,
he looked phenopo And it was a contest that I
was judging and they can't. He came out he was
doing his teen wolf thing. Yeah, everybody's oh wow. But
then he lost to like a hot nurse. But the

(01:14:25):
embarrassment of him walking through the casino as teen people
taking pictures. Then you got to drive home. Yeah, and
they're gonna take it off and look at yourself in
the middle. I mean, and the guy was like a
he was an older guy. Like that's just I don't
I don't like I get. Emily was saying in her
neighborhood she had adults who go trick or treating. Well,

(01:14:46):
that's the thing. I was Corolla. I was on his podcast.
There's some state I don't know which one that passed
the law that there's an age limit on trick or
should be Yeah, I think it was weird. I thought
it would be twelve, but it's fourteen. I have grown outs,
adults coming over with their own that's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Like the people that vote, and they got to show
you their sticker like you're an adult? Oh really you know?

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I mean listen, hold on it. I only did it
because I knew it would annoy you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Thank you. Wasn't bragging about voting. No, but like you're
an adult. What are you gonna put on your refrigerator?

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
It's like proof, just go back to work.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Nobody cared about that sticker until social media because.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Like it's just I'm not That is the top of this.
I'm a middle aged angry guy. The funniest bothered me
in my twenties too. I'm not gonna I'm not voting thing.
But the Halloween thing, Oh really, you're never Halloween. It's
for kids, ma and an adults hijacket?

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Do you hand out candy?

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Yeah, but we don't have trick or treaters. That's the
sad part.

Speaker 10 (01:16:02):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
I don't know. Well, you guys probably got triggers. Well,
you got to grow.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
My neighborhood is like very like so many families. It's flat,
so there's tons of people walking.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
We didn't have it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
They always get shocked when I say, because I grew
up on the East Coast when I would go around
and we would smash people.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
The night before Halloween O Mischieft Night, Goosey Night, and
Devil's Night. It depends on what region, but Northeast with
the night before Halloween that was fun. You go out
and destroyed things. We said, a factory, We set a
factory on fire. Twelve Yeah, baseball on top of the

(01:16:43):
apartment building and kick like we would like tennis balls
and then kick them off the off the roof. Yet
another onion. Be an awful kid we heard earlier with Halloween.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Is there anything dumber than when you people leave that
just please take one bowl? I mean, come on, you
take the ball. Then you smash the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Remember the guy that forgot it was Halloween and gave
you pennies. You're like, this is going through his window.
You got the woke idiots who try to make Halloween,
you know, more.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Healthy, more healthy.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
That's people liked my pretzels that year. And I don't
care what you say.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
But don't you remember that house. Yeah, and as you
get older, you go back and you you know, we
dump on their front.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Xers. You know, we see people forget about our generation, okay,
because we're small in numbers, no like, especially younger people
think it went boomers, millennials, gen z.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Yeah, you're right, they do forget about Gen xers.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
We we had to avoid members because there were sick
people growing up like that would put the rais of blades.
He had to check your candy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
He doesn't believe that was the thing. It's so wild.
It was. It was how do you get in there?
And then rera came.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
That's why I always say the boomers, man, they're lying
to the younger people. They were trash people. If you
notice serial killers, that was the golden age all boomers
that we had avoid getting kidnapped. That was a big
thing with the van they play. They were all messed up.

(01:18:22):
And we lived outside. Everything was outside, and you know,
and because our parents raised us the way they were raised,
but the outside was different, especially where I was from.
You know, there was crack, like homeless people. It was
just disgusting crack a crack crack really, I mean, especially

(01:18:44):
like like North Jersey, New York. It was it was
bad for a while. Man, there was junk.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
You go like, you know, we used to go in
the city. I used to take with my friend and
buy fireworks. Yeah, you go to Chinatown, right, Well, you
go to Chinatown and then there'd be a guy walking
down the street and you know, like you ever you
ever go to a club and there's a guy selling drugs,
but he'll mumble as he walks, like I got weed.

(01:19:10):
I got That would be the same thing'd be like
some china, Yeah I got the bottle rocket and then
you stop him and then you would be like, yo,
let me get you put your order in, and then
he would go around the corner and then another dude
would come around with a bag and give it to you,
and then you had to get back on the train
and then go make shoot. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Then you go to friends and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Well we would go on the railroad tracks and then uh,
we used to we used to do some messed up
things hit trains with when they came by with the
rocks by some crack. Yeah. Fine, No, I never touched
I never. It was just always around. But there was
a kid when I was in middle school that brought

(01:19:53):
crack to school because his dad was was like a
dealer and a junkie. God did he know what it
was when he brought it to Yeah, we all were
like yeah. Basically, he's like, yo, look what I got.
And he opened up this candy container there and I'm
like what is that and he's like it's crack, and
I'm like, oh, okay, that's cool. But it was a

(01:20:15):
wild man, you know, that was a wild time man.
His onions, like our childhood was it was nuts, really right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
So we've heard over the years about Emily's parking situation
at her house and how she just is not a
fan we park really anywhere near her house. Remember the
very first time we heard about this, there was a
person that was parking, we thought, like, directly in front
of her house, which is annoying. Can I man, please,

(01:20:49):
can I finish?

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Finish? You can't get mad already?

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
I am this person was parking in front of her house.
That's what she said, yes, And obviously he was really
bothering her because she lived like five houses down and
she didn't understand why they were parking there. And she said,
oh yeah, she was drinking and doing all this stuff
whatever bottles. Come to find out she wasn't really parking

(01:21:13):
in front of her house, like directly in front. It
was across the street from her house, and she could
see it, yes, and she.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Didn't like it. No, she didn't. It was both, I'd
be it was.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Once I had asked her to stop parking directly in
front of my house, then she moved across the street street.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
I will give you that. I have been down Emily
Street in my truck. It literally like if another car comes,
I'm street.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
And there was no cars in front of her house,
like literally, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
And I come to find out she had a driveway spot.
Oh my god. Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
So you started World War three over it, and you
basically got her evicted.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Basically.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Then there was a situation with an r V that
you didn't like, you thought was shady.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Well, it looks like Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from
Breaking batteries.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
You were saying that they were it was a meth lab.
And then come to find out this poor man and
like his kid were like evicted from their house and
that's where they were living.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Ye, Robert went out to talk to him and that's
when he found out that it was actually a very nice,
down to earth dad and his and his eight year
old son.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
He was really really horrible. And then there's been other
multiple things that have popped up of Emily just not
liking people parking anywhere near her house. Yeah, but then
remember when they borrowed an r V once and they
left it parked on their street for like weeks. Couldn't
understand the hypocrisy of them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
They leave their garbage cans down on the street. The
giant boat that just stays in the driveway.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
In my own driveway, do whatever I want my own driveway.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
The cans was an issue for a while, and then
I think we somehow changed with you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
It's crazy Emily girls.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Well now apparently there is a new issue situation that
has popped up with parking at your house.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Any funny you bring up the cans? Uh So, the
way my house is is if you're say you're looking
at my house at the front door, right, there's the
driveways on the right towards the right of the front door,
and then to the right of that on the street
is a big hedge that runs along the side of
our house. It's a big long hedge, and there's no

(01:23:18):
house really across the street from that, so it's pretty
barren area. In front of said hedge is where our
trash cans used to line up on the street right
there and then.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
On a very narrow street, very narrow street.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Yes, but they're you know, they were backed up, so
they took up less space than a parked car.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Would be outside. Out of mind, out of.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Side, out of mind.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
It was really nice though, because you never had to
drag your cans off for trash jack.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Which everybody would love. But again, that's very inconsiderate for
the rest.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
You just let out and we have this hedge. Not
a lot of people around uside of these big hedges.
A parking spot with those cans, there's nobody. There's no parking.
There's nobody that parks anywhere on our street. Everybody parks
in the driveways.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
I thought you said there were parking issues. I thought
you got a woman evicted for parking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Well, that's what's so weird. You can.

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Trying to act like you can't park in the street.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
But yeah, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Can.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
The houses are spread out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
It's just in my particular little little nook of like
the five house radio radius.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
It's like not but if somebody was having a party,
then people would parking, and that will happen.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
It's not a dead end or anything. If people drive
their cars up and down the street all the time,
is nowhere close to a dead end.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
It's pretty busy street. It's pretty busy street, Dores, right,
And so speaking of this hedge, something happened has been happened.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Did you change your mind about moving the can?

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
We know what.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
To be honest, Robert just decided Robert's the can guy.
I have no clue, and I actually never asked him. Somehow,
you just started dragging the cans next to the boat
and that's where they are now, put away to the side.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
You don't ever go, what's the can?

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
I actually have no clue.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
I'll have to ask him why will we get off?

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
I'm gonna I'm gonna love him a text and ask
him the cans? Why move the cans? Well the cans
in that spot. Something's been happening recently and this is
over the last I want to say, maybe a month
that this has been happening off and on. Where I
will come home from work and this is like before break.
I would come home from work from here, get home
around eleven ish and I would turn the corner to

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go to my house and then go to go turn
into my driveway. And when I pull up right in
front of the hedge, is this white like white car.
It's a white sedan park there. And immediately when I
turned the corner to go to my house.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
I go jarring.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Curious.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
See Chili Dog Tims across the street. It's not Chili
dog Tim's car.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
It chili.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
He's working chili chili for a little but that's all
he does. That was working on his chili.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
See Chili dog tip child dog Tims black car in
his driveway right from him. It's not Chili Dog Tim's car.
It's not his wife's car.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
So you have to know whose car is.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
Yeah, somebody just can't have like a guest over.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
And they parked the.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Parked like really close to my house, not parked to
the other house. That might have guest over, Nelson his
friend okay, okay, not Nelson and nubious friend. And so
I pull up, you know, to go in my driveway,
and I go slower by it to see what's going on,
and I see all the windows down in the car,
and then I see a guy kind of lean back

(01:26:34):
the seats reclined a bit, and he's just sitting there
like reclined on his phone, car off, with all the
windows open, chilling, just chilling in his car. And I'm annoyed,
and I'm an earned by that. I'm like, who's this guy?
Why is he sitting here taking a break or what
the hell is he doing? Why is somebody sitting there?
I don't say anything, and I just go, huh, take
note of it. Pull in my house, annoyed, Go inside,

(01:26:56):
that's it. Come out later.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Car's gone.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
When I go to pick my son, the school car's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Then a day or two later, same car there. It's
the same white car.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
What's this?

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
The same guy sitting there reclining. This time he's eating something.
He's eating like a burrito or something. And I'm like,
what's going on here? Go inside, come back out to
go pick my son? Up from school. Do see a
little bit of trash that's left in the street, not
liking that? And he right there, No, look like it
was like, look like a fast food bag to me
on the street. So I go pick that up. I

(01:27:30):
have to go throw that away.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
From school sky.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
And so notice that this is happening on a regular
basis overbreak. The last few weeks, it was happening once
in a while, once every you know, three days, let's say,
maybe it's once every four days, maybe it's once every
two days. Like it's just happening very randomly. This white car,
same guy doing the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Very clear to me that this guy works. Probably somewhere
in the area. He's on his break. Your hedge is massive,
so it probably is shady right there, so he needs
a little shady spot to chill out or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
When I when I used to live in South Park,
I lived on a dead end street and somebody would
multiple people that would work, city workers that were working
would come down and park on the dead end street
and chill and need lunch. And I was a little annoyed,
But what can I do? Like they're eating lunch and
then they leave.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
What are they like?

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
A city worker truck.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
No, they would park, so they would park their regular
car at the dead end street and then walk to
where they were working down the street. It was really annoying,
trust me, but I don't own the street. What am
I going to tell them?

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Well, that's when just last week, my man Robert's home
because he was not feeling well and so he was
going actually to go take the trash cans to put
them out, and Robert comes around the corner and sees
this same guy sitting there in his car. I had
told Robert about this guy, but Robert absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
By the way, like to point out, I know Emily's
place pretty well. I know for a fact that from
her house you can't see around that hedge. That hedge
is so big. So this car you can't see it
from her house. Like, I get it, she's coming home.
You're gonna see it because you're gonna pass it to
drive into her driveway. But if you were looking out,

(01:29:19):
like say, I don't know your front window or porch car,
you can't see the car because that hedge will block everything.
It's like the great wall of hedges. Well it's unkemped.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
You didn't need to say.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
I'm just saying, ouch, you can't. I don't know why
it would bother you that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
I know it's there, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
So Robert goes out to go bring the trash can
out to the street, sees the said white car that
I've been talking about for weeks now, and Robert decides
that he's going to go say something to the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Unbelieved. I don't own the street. I don't like this, Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
I know that he's going to come out there and
say something. So I'm standing like on the front porch
like scared, kind of like busy body, totally like going
I want to hear what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
I want to hear this this go down. And he
goes to the guy. He goes, hey, dude, what are
you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
And then I can't hear what the guy saying because
he's in the car, but I'm assuming he's saying, you
know what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
He says, hey, dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Well, why don't you pick a different hedge to park
in front of? Tells him to leave, and the guy goes,
chill out, dude, and Robert goes, well, I am chill.
He goes just pick a different spot to go take
your break. Turns out that the guy was on exactly
what Eddie said, aggressively. He works around the corner and

(01:30:42):
so he takes his lunch break there because it's a
nice shady hit the bricks. So I hear the guy's
car start up, hits the bricks and he's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
And now the guy has gone.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
So sone to be that aggressive, Like I've I've gone
up to people with for and knocked on the window
and be like, hey, what are you doing? But I'm
nice about it because if because the one time you're not.
I talked to a cop once because because we had
remember we had the rap music video from on My
Street oh years ago, and the cop told me be

(01:31:15):
very careful when you go up to cars because you
never know, and we've heard crazy stories for sure. So
ever since then, I stopped doing it, and if I
ever did do it, you gotta be nice to be that.
If somebody was that aggressive to me, it would be on. Well, like,
I'm just sitting there eating lunch and somebody's super aggressive
towards me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Well, and here's the other thing, this guy is doing
nothing rock. So it's one thing if you're doing something
wrong and somebody comes at you aggressively because you kind
of know you're wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
But if you're just eating your lunch like what.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
I also think. I also don't blame Robert at all,
because we all know Emily probably worked him up, said
she was scared and said I think. So Robert goes
out there what he said, he's hyped up because Emily
is basically saying, I probably I'm looking through the window.
I don't know and roberts So I don't blame Robert
at all. This is all Emily's fault. You know, we're

(01:32:09):
running a freaking parking ride at our house. This isn't
it like freaking? There's the Albertson's right there. There are
so many places to park their public parking and.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
What you don't on the street. Stop, that's weird. You
need to stop. I don't disagree.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
I didn't say anything. Maybe do it twice. It's a fluke, people,
you're this guy's lunch break.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
People do this all the time. It happens on my street,
it happens on Thor's Street. Like people do this all
the time. They need somewhere to go during much to
watch this guy eat his Jack in the box.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
You don't have to. Yeah, you don't even Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
If you need help.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Here, we gonna be a great freaking comedy winter Guy
Finesse Mitchell is town. You gotta go see Finest performing
at the Comedy Store in La Joya. A couple of tonight,
couple of shows tomorrow, and a Sunday show.

Speaker 13 (01:33:07):
I don't even work on Sunday, man, Apparently let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
I'm behind on my mortgage, so you know, Christmas coming up?
That money?

Speaker 12 (01:33:17):
Oh man, Christmas time. My kids are too young for that.
No presents, telling this Thanksgiving on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Just flip it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
See I don't know how to flip it? What are
we talking about?

Speaker 12 (01:33:30):
One is four Christmas is not really bro what I
mean Santa and the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
I don't let them go to the mall TV.

Speaker 12 (01:33:40):
It's not homeschool singing Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
It's just another Wednesday, another Wedday.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
TVs because then all the movie is gonna be a.

Speaker 12 (01:33:50):
You know, all they watch is SpongeBob and there are
no Christmas specialists on SpongeBob, so you know it sucks.
How long are we at the South thirteen? It's a
long team. Yeah, Christmas man.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
On the shelf.

Speaker 12 (01:34:10):
Nothing, you know, we do do elf on the shelf,
but he's a pilgrim.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Oh so you've got to you got to cover the bases.

Speaker 12 (01:34:20):
And that is stressful in itself to living that thing
around every day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:23):
It failed so hard on that.

Speaker 12 (01:34:25):
Oh my god, I put my We call him Julian too, Julie.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
His name is Julie.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
That's an interesting name.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Yes, and my wife she looks forward to Julian.

Speaker 12 (01:34:35):
But the craziest thing is just getting punched in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
Out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Yeah, yeah, said, I moved him. He's outside. Knock on
the door.

Speaker 6 (01:34:47):
You can you can feel free tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
This one year, our elf had an unfortunate accident and
my daughter that it's just such a coincidence. My daughter
had just gotten a wheelchair for one of her American
girl dolls, and it turns out that luckily we have
that wheelchair because the elf got injured, broke its leg
and then just had to sit in that wheelchair the
whole Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Couldn't move, It couldn't move. It was it was.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
A paralyzed elf. Was not very Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
I wasn't getting elbowed in the middle of.

Speaker 12 (01:35:14):
The night American Girl doll. Yeah, we need to burn
them things, the whole franchise.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
What the.

Speaker 12 (01:35:24):
Clothes cross more than a burken bad. You need to
burn this thing down. That's worse than Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Christmas. Yeah it was. I got a daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
She's fifteen now, but I don't think she collects him anymore.
But back in the day, I remember those things, like
there's an American Girl doult store like in La so
you can go and then outfit them and it's like
the whole thing. And I was like, no, no, that's
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
No I don't even go in it. Let them go in.

Speaker 12 (01:35:54):
Oh man, you just I go outside of it. I
sit down, I stare at it, and then three hours
later when they come out, I'm just like, yeah, I
just know you know how you're on your iPhone?

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
It drops down with.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:36:07):
So I just sit there like daddy gotta tell comedy
and be a stripper.

Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
Make up?

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
You know you look? I love seeing you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
You are you?

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
So you a big Thanksgiving guy? Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:36:23):
Like man, and we're doing chicken this year? Wait, come on, man,
this guy does chicken. Don't come on this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
I'm a I'm a Christmas guy. So you you know
the Christmas bothers me. But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving.
There's just no question. You don't have to do you
not like turkey? I love turkey?

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
My wife said we're doing chicken this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Year, like a roasted chicken.

Speaker 12 (01:36:47):
Just I don't know. She just said we're doing chicken.
This not a question, she was a statement.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
So you're going to.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Say she was getting that kitchen and cut that turkey.

Speaker 10 (01:36:56):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
I wouldn't put it that way. I might say, what
about the turkey? Yeah, we gotta have turkey. It's Thanksgiving turkey.
Like again, Julian isn't gonna be happy about this. I mean,
where the turkey is?

Speaker 12 (01:37:13):
Listen, I've had eleven years of bliss by just saying
you know what, Okay, that's smart. And all the men
out there driving around right now if you need relationship
advice or you want to slam your wife, but you
can't say it, bring it to the comedy story.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
What am I gonna let loose? It's the holiday season.

Speaker 12 (01:37:37):
When my wife ain't here, I'm going ham and usually
all the dudes and then they got to catch theirselfs
because I don't want you to mess up your how
they treat some goodies do just just let it come
through me.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
I've been married for three years and it's cute. The
number one thing I've learned in three years is it's
just not worth it. It's just not worth It's just
not worth it.

Speaker 12 (01:38:02):
Just not you have trips to Vegas to plan you're going.
How many friends are you gonna say die that you
have to leave town while you know you three years
in imagine six years on. My wife is like, wait,
all your friends that's dead, live in Vegas. All these
funerals so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
But what if you're right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
It's just not worth it. It's not She got mad
mad me last night for something she was stressed out about.
And in the past I would have been like I
would have been fighting back, but last night I was
just like, no, I'm just gonna go to bed. She
can walk away mad at me. It's all good.

Speaker 12 (01:38:38):
My right doesn't even know whe I'm at right now.
She thinks I'm taking out the trash just because I
want to be on time. I said from the full five,
I just have this conversation right now, and this show
won't even happen because so it's not about being right.
It's not about being confrontational or just even having evidence.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Oh well, I'm I'm also the one I'll shove my
feelings down.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
You know, I'm also always right.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
I'm always right.

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
But I also will not question what my husband's doing
on his laptop at one am out in the living room.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
You know what I.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Reah Sometimes where you can use your phone now be
on the laptop.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
A smaller screen though, Wow, impressive.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Think.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
Yeah, she goes to bed so early. The husband doesn't
go to bed, so she just stays in her room and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
I'm scared to go out.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
But I knew that. I'm you know, I was in
bed ten thirty.

Speaker 12 (01:39:42):
Yeah, she's like snoring at tenth and I'm probably writing
a script or surfing the internet Miami, University of Miami
podcast and stuff, watching my football, So you know, that's
That's what I'm doing until I get sleepy. Because to
in a bed next to my wife without having permission

(01:40:02):
to turn on the TV. How many times I got
cussed out just because the TV was on mute but
the light was on and it woke her up. So
I'm not going through that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
It's not worth it, don't it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
The TV is so loud, it's on mute. I light.

Speaker 12 (01:40:23):
They'll make something up where you're just the worst most
inconsiderate husband have burned.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Yeah, and they like to use these giant buzzwords of
you you always do this, and you've always done that.
They bring up and then they bring up things from
like twenty years ago, Like what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
What's I do with this?

Speaker 12 (01:40:41):
I said, babe, you you just link all these transgressions,
all these things like a pearl necklace around here. Like
we was in therapy the other day and he said, so, where.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Do you want to start?

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
She said, we got married.

Speaker 13 (01:40:54):
I said, I'm not sitting sitting here for an hour
talking about eleven years ago. There's plenty of stuff I
did two days ago that we can talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
And I thought, that's why we were here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Yeah, hold on.

Speaker 13 (01:41:10):
He went to the SNL reunion the day before I
was to give birth.

Speaker 12 (01:41:14):
It was a C section, it was scheduled. I was
gonna get back in time. Why am I there on
sea section?

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
Eve? I don't have to be there on sea section.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
That's that's what it was massive, because it gets Sunday life.

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
You get that live reunion when did you get that?

Speaker 12 (01:41:29):
I got back the morning of the sea section. Section
is at three pm.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
I am.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Going to section.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
It was scheduled. That's a great husband. That's a great husband.

Speaker 12 (01:41:42):
I left Lauren, Michaels and the Eddie Murphy and everybody.
We'll we're going back in February for the fifties.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Yeah, no, she's she's not.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
February.

Speaker 12 (01:41:59):
Yeah, she's had matter of fact, I had a gig
and I'm like, should I go to Saint Louis or
should I go to Ask?

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
And now you should go to Ask. You gotta go.
Yeah that's so cool, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Yeah? Yeah, they like the money bag.

Speaker 12 (01:42:12):
And she's like, and I said, ss, freedom is gonna
cost me money. I gotta fly myself out. No, you
cover all those costs. Yeah, you got an invite, but
you gotta invite.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
We gotta show up. I'm not keen.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Come on, I don't know. Man like to me again yet.
The skies of the world who just can't be cool,
Just be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
That's all I ever asked. Just be cool.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
He's going to you don't recognize in the brain, like
I get it, baby, huge grace.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
This Saturday life thing.

Speaker 6 (01:42:48):
Is massive figure or second baby.

Speaker 12 (01:42:51):
This was the first baby, Where am I gonna do
this on your side?

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
I cannot begin to tell you to make our music.

Speaker 12 (01:43:03):
From les from Leah Leap Leap Leo DiCaprio to Rihanna
to Tom Brady. They're all Juliani, Trump, Tom Hanks, Eddie,
will Ferrell. Anybody who was in show business was at
that last reunion. They were at that last after party.
I'm sitting up there just talking and hanging out with Derek,

(01:43:25):
Jeter and John bon Joe. That's how many people were
in the room. And that was my little click at
the time. Prince walked by behind me at the time,
fluttered just fluttered by, floated by. Yes, that's Pritch and
see sections tomorrow, Uh Meyer, Rudolph and Jimmy Fallon and
uh uh uh what's what's the tall skinny girl with

(01:43:50):
no no, no, the singer And then I'm sorry, Cyrus, Cyrus.
She was on everybody's everybody's is open, Mike, everybody's just
going on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
I'm just sitting there.

Speaker 12 (01:44:04):
Just like, yeah, man, this is crazy. I'm looking at John,
I'm looking at Derek, like what we're doing after this?
Oh no, what do you guys want to get into
I was just testing the waters. This is my new crew. Derek,
Jeter and John is my crew. I turn around. You
always think you're gonna say some smooth stuff. Of course

(01:44:26):
you get approached by you know. I turn around, I
hear high handsome. Turn around. It's Paris Hilton. Oh, it's
Kim Kardashian Andrehanna in a group. That's that crew, and
just that was the that was their crew, just around
and I thought I saw her, and I was like, hey,
when I looked at all the the faces, goodness.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
I'm just like, so, what we're doing after? And it
didn't work?

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
You were you weren't thinking about the C section at
that moment.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Seems she's not the D section, G section, no section?

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Bro, Hey, what a great two days, What a great
two days.

Speaker 12 (01:45:10):
Just in case she was going to act up when
I got back, I could have been mister Rihanna. Yeah,
I could have been missed it. So you gotta lay seeds.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
You could have been I could have been every woman
wants to be with Finesse.

Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
I've met Channing Tatum, so I can say I I
was gonna be miss Tatum.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
If if that works for you. I don't think I
know what.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Works for me.

Speaker 6 (01:45:35):
Yeah, I met her sevens sevens.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Emily wants to be at me right, she's looking.

Speaker 12 (01:45:40):
She's really and I'm to turn it down, but I
can't turn it down.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Hot the ring, he's got a ring. Hey, press, take
it easy. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't stop staring
at him his ring. I'm all confused over here.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
It's crazy. Finesse, you're the best man. We'll see him
at the comedy store. A couple of shots to night,
a couple of Tomorrow night, and a show on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Gospel.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Hey, good luck with the hurricanes man, Yes, my boy,
I love the cats.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
We have a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
He's the best. We've sort of heard what Emily, me
and Thor did over the Christmas break. Now, I specifically
did not get in contact with Sky over the break
because I wanted to wait for this moment. I have
been waiting to hear what happened with Sky because she
had a lot of stuff going on. She normally doesn't

(01:46:38):
Normally Scott doesn't do anything, but this time you had
your mom's wedding commitment ceremony.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
What is this okay? Yes? With your new dad.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Well that's official now, I mean you can't say it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Okay, that's been said. It's a deal.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
So let's hear about that first. How did that go?
Because that was right before Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
Right, Yeah, So that was like, you know, our last
day on the air was that Friday, and then Saturday morning,
pack up everything in the car and head up to
Laguna for this big, you know, weekend long extravaganza. And
my mom over the I don't know months leading up
to this was randomly just would send me a text

(01:47:29):
or an email saying, hey do you have this?

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
Hey do you have that?

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
Yeah, And between Bridezilla and then her trying to break
up the.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Wedding, break up the wedding, we's got when you're part
of the bride tribe, that's what jobs.

Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
And so by the time we went to load the car,
I mean our car was like packed with just random
like stuff like benches and tools and weird curtains and
just all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:47:58):
So we loaded all up.

Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
We head on up and the first night when we
first arrived was going to be a big open house
like welcome thing because they had people coming in from
all over the country and they wanted to get together
have this little welcome night. So I picked up catering
from OG's and Mission via Ho because that's like close
to Laguna. Who knew I'm not very verse outside of

(01:48:21):
San Diego. I mean I'm barely verse inside San Diego.
And so the luckily real close by picked up a
whole huge catering order and then headed on over and
we bring the catering in. Everybody's excited, and then I
get to start meeting his family because it was mainly well,
clearly I know my own family, right. We had a

(01:48:42):
few people come into town, but it was mainly all
his family.

Speaker 6 (01:48:45):
So I'm meeting a lot of people shaking hands, hearing
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Hugs. Oh it was.

Speaker 5 (01:48:54):
It was a weird moment of like do we hug?
Do we handshake?

Speaker 3 (01:48:58):
Do you think they're all liked the rat family, we've
heard about her whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
I can't be more accepted. Okay, really, can you shut up?

Speaker 5 (01:49:10):
So that's lovely, everything's great. So you know, we we
make some pleasant trees. There were in this little like room.
They're like wreck room at their condo complex. So there's
a pool table. I'm looking like an idiot because I
don't know what the heck I'm doing. After all these years,
I still don't know how to play pool. And it's
embarrassing because they're all like pool sharks. Like basically, his

(01:49:30):
family is the family that everybody is awesome at every
sport they do, and everybody does, you know, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
That's just because you guys are so bad at everything.
I think that's why they're probably just normal. It could
I don't know if they're pool sharks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Yeah, biking for fun, the Yeah, they're just.

Speaker 3 (01:49:49):
Regular people will stay in their house twenty four sevens.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
So that was lovely.

Speaker 6 (01:49:54):
I felt like I did good.

Speaker 5 (01:49:55):
I kind of told myself, you know, you know, kind
of speak when spoken to, because I have a tendency
to overtalk and then inappropriate talk and then it gets
weird and awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
So that's great.

Speaker 6 (01:50:07):
Then comes the big day.

Speaker 5 (01:50:09):
The next day is the big day and the ceremony,
and my mom wants us to help set up and
basically she is not a fan of the lighting. Right,
so she decided, you guys, she discovered this amazing website called.

Speaker 6 (01:50:27):
Tea mood Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:50:29):
And she decided to order sixty lanterns from Tea MoU
that you need to assemble yourself. And we were going
to hang them all from the ceiling and turn off
the actual lights in the room, and the sixty t
MoU lights were gonna take care of the business.

Speaker 6 (01:50:48):
Uh shocker.

Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
If you're not familiar with Temo, these are the cheapest
items you can order in the.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
World from China.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
So they had magnets that kept them attached to the
ceiling and they kept falling throughout the hole like you
would just see one out of the corner of your eye,
plunked down in the middle of the table.

Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
But everything was nice. Everything was everybody was lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
Supposed to give a speech or something.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
So come speech time and I, you know, I had
put some thought into it. I didn't like write an
actual speech.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
But I went off to YEH had some themes, but
I themes to be here. That was that was not.

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
Real, Dad, No, none of these none of these things happened.

Speaker 6 (01:51:40):
So so the speech was after they did their vows.

Speaker 5 (01:51:43):
They they kind of jumped the kiss a little bit
too much, and then that became a whole thing with them,
like kissing, you know, like you're supposed to wait till
they say now you can kiss, But they just started kissing,
just like making out.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
It was that was a moment.

Speaker 6 (01:51:57):
No, they did not. They fully went for it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
So that was that was interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:52:01):
But I give my speech, I just my brother goes
first and my brother, my brother nails it. Uh, he
decides to go kind of a different route because I
know in my mind it's I'm all talking about like
the two of them together and meeting and this new
chapter in their life. My brother decides to go. He's
the favorite with the my mom's my hero angle.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
Not mom.

Speaker 5 (01:52:30):
Your mom is his hero, like everything she's done for him,
and just.

Speaker 3 (01:52:35):
Your thunder because that was your whole bit.

Speaker 5 (01:52:37):
No, I'm not going there at all, Bro, I'm going
off the cough like relationship, just relationship, like let's keep
this light. Yeah so much so clearly best son ever.
Not a dry eye in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
I would be so annoyed if I.

Speaker 5 (01:52:56):
Joke right, and then I go and I do my
thing and I think I know it. And then later
in the night I'm chatting with my drunk brother and
he's I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:53:06):
Yeah, I don't know if his kids listen or not.

Speaker 5 (01:53:09):
I you know, I don't want them to think I'm
like Braddy about this union like they're portraying it to.

Speaker 6 (01:53:14):
Be on the radio. That's not really it, like blah
blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:18):
And then my brother goes, oh, you mean after that
speech you gave and I'm like what what? He goes, Yeah,
you know how you started the whole speech talking about
how well, you know, when mom started dating, you didn't
know how you were going to feel about it, which
is how I let in.

Speaker 6 (01:53:34):
And then I started joking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:39):
And then I started joking in my speech about dating this.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
Son of a bitch? What hell?

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
I said?

Speaker 5 (01:53:52):
Yeah, you know when my mom started dating, you know,
it was new, it was different, but it was also
I recall all the guys I brought home and my mom.

Speaker 6 (01:54:01):
Had to sit and smile.

Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
Yeah, And so I didn't really Yeah, So I don't
think I nailed the speech.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
You No, it sounds awful, awful. It's worse than Michael
Scott at Phyllis's wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
So I thought I did amazing till my brother dropped
that on me. And that's literally all I've been thinking
about ever.

Speaker 7 (01:54:23):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:54:24):
But I think I mean, there was a moment when
I was talking to one of my future step whatevers,
and did bring up menopause so that that might have
gotten so but.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
They're happy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
I gave an example of who were going to break
there of a great buddy movie being Dumb and Dumber,
and Emily had a strong reaction. Yeah, big dumb and
Dumber fan.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
I love dumb and Dummer. I mean, Harriet Lloyd are
the bestest of friends.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
Can't beat it, You can't, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
It'd be pretty hard to beat that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:59):
I mean, they're classic.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Now, the buddy movie, buddy comedy isn't necessarily always a comedy,
Like you can have a buddy movie, you know where
you're like buddy action movie. Yeah, tangoing cash if you will, Okay, fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
The Bad Boys, Oh they're good.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
That's a good Still haven't seen the new one. I
haven't got.

Speaker 2 (01:55:21):
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. That's a crew. That's a
good buddy. They're there because you believe their buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
Yeah, and they look like they're having fun together.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
Yeah, what about here's one Vince Vaughan, Owen Wilson crash.

Speaker 8 (01:55:34):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
They did another movie, The Intern, which was pretty bad,
didn't hit. They're still great together, the two of them
together I randomly was watching Wedding Crashes over the weekend.
What a movie, What a movie?

Speaker 1 (01:55:46):
That was pretty good? What else? What are we forgetting here?

Speaker 3 (01:55:49):
Step brothers? Oh, buddies?

Speaker 2 (01:55:51):
Yeah, it took a minute though they weren't instantly Brendan,
but then after that's best friend just become best friends. Yeah,
that's a that's a strong contender.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Of course. Guy. You have your cheating Chong.

Speaker 5 (01:56:06):
That's what I was saying, my old school in my heart,
cheating chong.

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
You know, always would you consider the kids from Super
Bad Buddies?

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:56:15):
Yeah, that's a classic.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
You have your favorite movies that you bring up every
single time.

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
I mean, these are classics, no matter what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
Your friends in American Pie.

Speaker 2 (01:56:25):
Well there's more than just two. Yeah, yeah, that's a crew.
If it was best crew, that's different.

Speaker 3 (01:56:34):
Jim Stiffler a striker, the whole crew.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Kevin.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
You just said Kevin, Kevin is the loser of the crew.
Sex sounds like you.

Speaker 2 (01:56:48):
What about uh Thomas.

Speaker 3 (01:56:49):
J and there.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:56:56):
I don't think they were buddies.

Speaker 4 (01:56:59):
Messed up. The bees is messed up. You're mested up
for saying it in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
You know what a good buddy buddies the bees Excuse
Thomas j that's not one of the best buddy duos.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
They were inseparable. They would do anything for each other.

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
Yeah, and then the bee, he's the bee's knees.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Okay, that's what that's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
He brought him to his knees.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Oh my god, that's an awful thing to say.

Speaker 4 (01:57:26):
He gave her, gave her a mood ring.

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
She dropped and then landed.

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
Next to a bee high and then he died.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
And then he can't see who that was glass really allergic?
You wanted to be an acrobat death, Oh, you wanted
to be an acrobat? What a weird thing that's going
to be an acrobat?

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
Okay if I kid told me they were gonna be acrobat.
But listen, no, you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (01:57:50):
Here's one. Here's why you guys aren't gonna see coming.
Not a I'm telling you they're great together. This is
an early two thousands movie, Shanghai Noon with Jackie chan
Owen Wilson. Phenomenal.

Speaker 6 (01:58:03):
I mean you don't go rush hour Shanghai.

Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
Noon, well, obviously a rush Hower jacket Chan Chris Tucker.
I would sink Jack Chane terrible. They made a sequel
called Shanghai Knights.

Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:58:14):
You know that Thor tosses around phenomenal, the word phenomenal
like it's no big.

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
Really does true? That's true? No, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
You go watch Shanghai now and tell me it's not
a phenomenal, not phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
It's not phenomenal?

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
Is it good?

Speaker 3 (01:58:28):
You wouldn't? It is definite, Emily, it's definitely good. It's
Jackie Chang and his finest.

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
Well, well, we have the rankings of the best buddy
comedy movies ever. Yeah, is Shanghai Noon on the rankings?

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
It should be.

Speaker 6 (01:58:45):
It's not even in the honorable mentions?

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
That would be? Would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:58:51):
So Jack Chan's got to be on the list. He
had a lot of common buddy comedies.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
If you go Rush Hour, which is comedy slash action,
it's I said, comedy said like question slash action. It
might not be considered because of comedy slash action, but
I would. I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:59:10):
I like Rush Hour two more rush Hour.

Speaker 1 (01:59:12):
Okay, but that's not what we're discussing, right, You're out
of your mind, you do.

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
I can't take anything you say, seriously, you love Shanghai
Noon phenomenal, called it phenom.

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
Some would say Shanghai Knights is better.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Okay, no one would ever say that Nights with a
K because they go to London. Can you shut up
about that?

Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
You've never even seen it?

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
Why would she write?

Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
I mean, you know in the movie she watches excuse me?

Speaker 5 (01:59:40):
Hey, yeah, Well this poll was taken. This question was
asked about the best buddy comedies because we have a
new buddy comedy coming out today, one of them days
with Sizza and Keiki Palmer. So so maybe next year.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
This sorry in the rankings. I don't think it will
be Okay, we brought up this.

Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
It's a buddy comedy. You know, they get in trouble,
they're going to work it out together. Things are going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
Did Meredith Sultan make it data? No, a whole comedy?

Speaker 3 (02:00:15):
Well it's dead No, no, Thomas Chase stop it?

Speaker 1 (02:00:21):
Oh god?

Speaker 5 (02:00:22):
So making the honorable mentions of the best buddy movies
out there, we do have Rush Hour, we have Lethal Weapon.
Oh comedy, well but like a buddy yeah, because there's
some action in here. So I think it's just overall Buddy,
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:00:46):
You were great in there.

Speaker 3 (02:00:50):
Crazy That guy's working with the president now.

Speaker 5 (02:00:53):
Also honorable mention to Friday to I Love You Man,
R to twenty one Jump Street.

Speaker 3 (02:01:02):
Oh, twenty one Jump Street first one second one's okay,
better than two jump trees. Jump is funny, but not
as good as the first one. The first one on
Jump Street is a classic.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Is it phenomenal? I would say it's phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (02:01:16):
Okay, the phenomen so good. Chaing t hate Um and
Jonah Hill.

Speaker 6 (02:01:21):
Wow magic, they're just magic together.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
That's where I met Dave Franco for the first time.
You met him?

Speaker 2 (02:01:25):
Oh no, you didn't meet him because I.

Speaker 1 (02:01:27):
Met him on screen. You met him, actually met him?
We met him in real life?

Speaker 3 (02:01:32):
Oh yeah, I didn't meet him. That's dabbing and your
Figo and steals that movie, Derek.

Speaker 1 (02:01:39):
That's not hysterical, by the way.

Speaker 6 (02:01:42):
And the final final honorable mention goes to Bad Boys.

Speaker 3 (02:01:47):
Sorry guys, the top ten they're on what a fourth?
Gonna make a fifth?

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
What? Sorry?

Speaker 5 (02:01:53):
And your top ten honny movies are number ten Plane
Strains and Automobiles.

Speaker 1 (02:01:59):
Yeah, Bad Boys.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
They hate each other.

Speaker 6 (02:02:01):
The entire I know, it's weird when they see each
other and.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Are they buddies? Yeah, I don't know. Can't wait to
get away from him.

Speaker 6 (02:02:07):
Yeah, there's there's a few of those kind of relationships.

Speaker 3 (02:02:11):
Great that you want to talk about classic Plane Train
in the automobi But for Buddy Comedy.

Speaker 6 (02:02:16):
Number nine, Tommy Boy.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
Like that. I watched that the other day the other great.

Speaker 3 (02:02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02:26):
Yeah, it's on like one of those channels often, like
one of those.

Speaker 1 (02:02:32):
On TV.

Speaker 3 (02:02:34):
I watched it. I watched TVs all the time.

Speaker 4 (02:02:35):
It's never on one of those channels. I'm not making it,
and it's maybe it's MTV.

Speaker 7 (02:02:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
What about Black Sheep, but the same movie, it's the
same guys, the same.

Speaker 1 (02:02:45):
Movie you've never seen. You've never seen that.

Speaker 2 (02:02:47):
It's the same as you love Tommy Boy and never
seen Black Sheep.

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
That's wild, can't that's wildn't even just like the same.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
Right now, all those guys. It's just Spade and Farley.
Yeah I know that, Jul, Yes, of course I do.
I remember it. I just never saw it. Well, how
long after Tommy Boy did that come out?

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
Like a day?

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
It's like the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:03:13):
These guys are great together. Let's make it do it again. Yeah,
Tommy better list. My god, that's stunning. That's like, that's
like going you ever seen happy good morning you?

Speaker 1 (02:03:23):
Going?

Speaker 5 (02:03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:03:24):
I love having Oh Billy Madison, No, I never saw
what is that?

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
Never heard of it? What? There you go?

Speaker 5 (02:03:33):
Number eight best bloody comedy movie goes to Step Brothers.

Speaker 1 (02:03:36):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 6 (02:03:38):
Number seven Bill and Ted's Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:03:41):
That's over Step Brothers.

Speaker 1 (02:03:43):
That's that's insane.

Speaker 5 (02:03:45):
Number six Harold and Kumar's not like your favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:03:49):
There's some good stuff on here.

Speaker 5 (02:03:50):
Number five Wayne's World, Sorry Wayne and Garth's nineties see.

Speaker 3 (02:03:56):
That except for except for Black.

Speaker 6 (02:03:59):
Number four goes to super Bad.

Speaker 1 (02:04:01):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (02:04:02):
Number three up in Smoke and Chom love It. Number
two Dumb and Dumber, Wow, and coming in as the
number one best buddy comedy movie out there, we have
forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (02:04:15):
Oh wow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
Again not necessarily a comedy comedy, but there's some lay.
Murphy is phenomenal in that. But okay, yeah, I would
say that. Shanghai Noon