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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime, people, it's showtime here we are, yes, buckle
up for this. You're about to experience this show.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
How would you like to get down with some real gangsters.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
With the ringleader Eddie. I'm weird and I have my
weird quirks, but overall I have a pretty normal sensibility
the accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very
brave nor strong the enforcer thor am I negative all
the time? Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in
black from head to toe.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's the show and it starts right now.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm very, very concerned about what this could be. This
is can't possibly be good because Sky says she has
an issue with her husband, the Boo, and it involves food.
A couple of things going on here Number one guy.
Even though she says she has an issue, will she

(01:03):
actually confronts him about it? No, we know that she
never does. She holds things inside. She oh you right now,
you're about to hear her directly communicate with the Booth
through the radio because he listens to the show. And
she'll never like actually sit down and be like, hey, honey,
I need to talking about something. She'll do it through
this show. So this is about what's going to happen.

(01:23):
Number one. Number two the fact that I do know.
I've known you for twenty five years. I know you
more than you know yourself. The other thing that concerns
me is the fact that you say it involves food.
That's not good because you and food you have a
really unhealthy relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, you were doing this off the air yesterday. I
don't need this on the air today.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I know what's going on. Okay, think I don't know
what's going on. I'm saying yesterday. I know what's going on.
I know what you're doing. This guy came in a
couple of weeks ago and was like, oh, I'm so big,
I feel so thick. And we're like, what you look right?
I mean you've been doing yoga. I don't know where
it is. Yeah, yeah, like we don't see it, but

(02:06):
it's your own body. You see what you want to see.
It is what it is. And so since then, she's
been eating nothing in the morning, which isn't either you
snack on your little stupid sesame sticks over there, yea, and.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Which is straight carbs, which boosts your insulin, which doesn't
do anything for you health bak. So it's like if
you're not but she's eating you not eating bagels.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Isn't going to do anything. If you're still eating that
in the morning, she's not, she's not eating meals. And
it's really pissing me off. And I know what you're doing.
She's eating. She's eating the wrong things in the morning.
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I told you yesterday I was gonna have a piece
of Emily's new healthy bread and I was going.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
To put a way, what is this healthy bread?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, I don't know if I ever use the word healthy,
but it's not. It's not it's not very it's not
a very big giant piece of bread.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's it's healthy. It's well.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Or compared to you know what I mean, compared with
when I get bread.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You're a Zekiel bread. That's okay. I don't think he's okay,
don't you're talking about this. I'm just saying you have
a very odd, unhealthy relationship.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
With food and I am eating. So I don't eat
any emails or anything.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, No, you're eating. You're just eating the wrong thing.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Okay, Okay, I don't can we not right now.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
So what's the issue with the boo and food? Well,
have you tried salmon yet? Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Shut your mouth. That guy's been trying to give me
eat salmon.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
For thirty Good for you? Good for you? Oh you've
never had to prepare this way? Okay, really good? Yeah, yeah,
I take a supplement. I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
So we got a weird situation when it comes to
cooking in our house. Clearly we were on the takeout train,
like twenty four to seven for a good couple of years.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Like, yeah, it's crazy what you did yesterday. That's one
of the wilder things. You wanted a good piece of
steak for dinner, so you ordered out back, Yeah, and
got it, Like first house, No, what's crazy. It's crazy.
Nowhe's in your house out back for a good piece
of steak. Why not just make it at home?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's steak.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
It's going to be triple the price going into a
place like outpack. But do you know what I'm saying though,
these are all like nothing wild.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, it's Cruisal restaurant down the street to get out
of the houses.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, they probably make a better steak. Everybody was like
everything about it.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's so wild. So yeah, I drove to out back
to get a steak. Drove. Sorry, that was. It's just
so wild. It's got to be called and reheated in
that one. Yeah, I don't. I don't reheat it. I
just seed it room timp. So anyway, again, you guys,
not the issue.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
But so yeah, so a weird evolution on our house
take out twenty four to seven. Then we went to
a mixture of Hello Fresh, cooking at home mixed with takeouts.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
In a while Hello Fresh. Yeah, it's still going on.
No stopped.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Ye, I like just realized right now. I didn't tell
you guys. Probably about like a month ago, we decided
we're gonna start Goodbye Fresh. We we really.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Got like good Bye Fresh. I'm gonna stop the show
right now and giving props for that. That's funny, Hello Fresh.
And he said Goodbye Fresh. That's funny. I mean I
heard it. Did you hear it? Yes? I heard it.
That's funny. Thank you. Sorry, Thor, you're not getting the
proper respect. I'm not like that was that was fun Okay, whatever,

(05:34):
I'm thinking about that all day.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
You're gonna think about that all day.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You're better than that. Anything. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Great.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
So yeah, so I don't even know if it was
like a month or two ago. We decided we were
so into making our rice and beans, my nacho salad,
which Emily got to try on the one podcast. It
was a delight. Our rotisserie chickens.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Actually good for you? Why are you making that? I
think very I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
There's a lot of stuff going in there, you know,
a lot of oil, a lot of butter, a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Of You don't have to do it like that, what
do you mean that's how it tastes good?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
So anyway, so, plus, we were just getting too repetitive
with the recipes, so we decided, let's take a little break.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Change their menu. If you don't, you don't have to
pick the same things, right, there's like literally forty selections.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, but if really, if you are a family where
you have extremely picky eaters, then it's yes, there's forty
things on the page, Eddie, but there's really like five
options every you.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Know what I mean. So anyway, so we decided, oh
we got this.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
We're gonna still have home meals just as much, but
we're making them.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Where the heck you creating the menu? Yes, yes, we
are wow.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
And so that's when we going not so well, oh no,
not very talented in the kitchen, and so I started trying.
I start trying a lot of different like Mexican creations,
because I'm like, okay, we.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Know you use white rice and black beans and things
that aren't Mexico.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I know. But it's like one of those things where
I could take the exact same ingredients and make them
a couple different ways, even though they're the same thing,
like ooh, tonight we're having tostadas. Tomorrow night we're having burritos.
It's all the same ingredients, they just are different names. Right.
So anyway, so this was going on, and normally the
hobby stays out of my business. I'm in the kitchen
doing the cook I'm the cook, look at you. Yeah,

(07:25):
I'm the captain now. But there's a couple items that
like he has feelings on and has to get in there.
If I were to cook a steak that would be
one of them. He would be hovering over me the
whole time telling me exactly what to do, which is annoying.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
And then SA same with tacos.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
He's got a lot of feelings on tacos, and so
Finally it got to the point where he was criticizing
my tacos so much.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I said, how about you become taco guy and whatever.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I do the taco guy. And he was like, I'll
be taco guy. And I'm like, awesome, what is there
to tacos?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
You get your meat, you.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
It's pretty shall you know. But he's like all about it.
So I just basically thought he was gonna make tacos
like we always have him. But he decided, well, since
he's in charge, he's gonna start making his mom's taco recipe,
which is.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
His beloved thing from childhood.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Like when we first started dating, he would like hype
it up, like, oh my mom's gonna make tacos tonight.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
We're all going over. This is gonna be amazing.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I mean, you know, I come from like a super
white family where like, you know, no obous and in
like northern California, so you tacos are like Taco bell.
But like his mom would actually of course make the
ground beef, make everything, and then she would put the
ground beef in the corn tortilla, put a toothpick in it,
and then she would deep fry them so they'd almost

(08:53):
kind of be like, no, that's not no panana like
Jack in the Box tacos A great call. So it's
like the whole thing cried.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know what, dude, that's shocking. No so good. Not
for really tacos. I don't They're not Mexican food at all,
but they're delicious drunk.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I like the way Taco Bell does tacos. Or take
a taco.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Kid's super white way did you do? Yes to me?
Like the Taco Bell tacos. I don't like that it's closed.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You mean the jacket, the box jacket, the box talk.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't like that. That's I closed. Yeah, yeah, different
for sure. Yeah, it's just not my thing. But the
the or take a kid, that's not my fang. Don't
you that's not my fang. Don't you, dare that's white
boy tacos. You're white boy Mexican.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
So I remember him being hyped up when we first
started dating for me to try his mom's tacos.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
What an extra, wild, extra step that's kind of un needed,
to be honest, with a lot of work, Yes, yes, unnecessarily.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Like I was so confused when I show when I
first had them, because they are all be like on
a platter lined with like paper towels.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Because again there's so much oil and greece.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
And then to try and crack it open to put
toppings inside, because on the side would be like lettuce.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
And that's why I hate it. How do you get anything.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Unless you already put everything in it, which is what
kind of like Jack in the Box does, right, It's
everything's kind of already.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
But you can't do that if you're deep frying them. Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean, Like it would heat it
up and make it all weird, so you like.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, so, but the hobby has always loved them, always.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Raved about it.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's just one of those things you like as a kid, right,
because I love my mom would make or take a
tacos and then veg vegetarian baked beans.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That that was, and I was like my favorite me ever.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
So then my wife was like, no, it was it's
a Hinds can of vegetarian baked beans. It's green with
your tacos. We had baked beans with everything. Looking back,
we had baked beans. You get a barbecue bake beans
kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, but this is a hot tarrying baked beans,
barbecue beans, but there's really no flavor barbecue flavor to them.
So and we literally see there it is. We literally
have it with everything. I'd have it with tacos, I'd
have it with hamburgers and hot dogs. I'd have it with.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Fish, okay, with fish. Yeah, but yeah. So my wife
was like, what are you doing? Why are we eating
tacos like this? And she made her tacos and I was.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like, oh, oh, that's how they're supposed to taste.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
So here's my dilemma. You guys, the tacos that's lovely.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's lovely. What does that mean? I don't care for them? What?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
But it's the one meal he's agreed to cook, and
it's his beloved childhood food from his deceased mother.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yea, So how do you say something.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
It's the only thing he wants to cook too. So
to me, that's the hardest part about all, because there's
anything else.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
I think, if I have a solution, what do what
do we do?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I wouldn't be that offended, because I'm the cook in
my house. If my wife said, you make your tacos
like that the way you like him, and then make
the rest of them the normal way, the way I
like him. I'm totally fine with that. That I'd be like, sure,
that's fine if you don't like the this is how
I grew up on him. I get it. Yeah, you know,
and so if you don't like it that way.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
But he doesn't believe that they're amazing because it's how
he grew up on them. He believes that they are
like amazing.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
He also knows you yeah, and knows your taste buds
don't matter.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
But he's also been trying to feed me salmon for
thirty it's good for you.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Have tried it. Okay, kid, you shut up.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
But what he's saying like you're still eating like his meat.
You're still gonna eat the taco meat. And he prepared
and seasoned and stuff, just put it in a different.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Emily cooks seven different meals for her family too, which
is wild. She doesn't care. Yeah, like what she makes
for her and Robert is not what she makes for reed,
like a completely different meal. So that way I do that.
He will not do that.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
He's the kind of person who, like, will force you
to sit and clear your plate until you throw off.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I wish that was true. That's not true.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Well no, because he's not you know, like you know,
I'm the one who but like he'll say that and
then we'll laugh at him and pick our yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah yeah. So I don't know if you won't say anything.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I feel like it will really hurt his feelings. I
feel like he won't ever cook anything again, that his
mom's like rolling over in her grave because.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You just told him everything right now. He's going to
use this show once again as your therapy session, and
he heard it now. But here's the weird thing. We'll
go home and not speak of it. So you'll continue
to make him like that even though you don't like him.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I think I think next time Taco Night's gonna come up,
we're just gonna stare at each other awkwardly.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
This is so like a healthy relations Okay, I'm very
confused about what's going on right now. I don't understand
Thor says he has an issue with a gift that
I gave, but it isn't a gift that I gave him,
So I don't know if I got a jealousy issue
thing going on here. Because it's widely known that I'm

(14:14):
a I'm a really good gift gift. I can't take
that away from I get gifts, you know, all year long.
I try to get stuff that I know you guys
really want.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm wearing a gift Eddie gave me for Christmas a
couple of years ago. I love it so comfortable right now?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I saw you today, my friend. Oh really, you don't like?
That's what's you too? No? I did not like. I'm
just surprised about very defensive. Well the other day she
was in a tank and now we're in hoodie. God
pick it.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh you know I was thinking about that, to be honest.
Why am I comfortable and I'm not hot? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
We're talking about it. Listen, I know what. I know
what you didn't buy that tied I Shirtsky's wearing. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
This would be a wonderful gift, right, I didn't this
would be a wonderful gift for me. Sky loves Okay,
So yeah, I love.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
What's the what's the problem here? If you guys all
remember a little while.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Back was Eddie's wife, Debra's birthday back in April. Back
in April, Debbie birthday. It was great, Eddie came, it
was great.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Were you were you there.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I didn't get the invited. I don't remember. I remember
I didn't get the in the greatest birthday. It was
the greatest. It was the greatest fiftieth birthday I've ever seen. Wow. Wow.
And then Eddie came prancing in here that first of all,
I didn't prance plan you are this time may be right,

(15:42):
but there may be some prancing.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
But and he said, finally pulled the trigger. And we
were all like, pulled the trigger on what? And he said,
I got my wife the Disney Vacation Club. And I'm like,
oh my god, you finally did. He was telling us
all about it.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I remember when we went to a lawnie like I
don't even know how many years.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh it was, it was right.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
It was ripe before COVID so and and you guys
were like seriously looking into it.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Then Disney Vacation clubs. It's just so confusing, like you
gotta buy points in this and yeah it sounds yeah,
I agree.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Those properties are amazing, and you guys are Disney.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I don't know that we're Disney Insaneo's enjoy You're one
of those family, those people. Once a year we go
to Disney World. I don't know, that makes me an INSANEO.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
You know what, you know it's bigger that better than
Disney and say, no, what Eddie is a big Disney elitist.
Oh I mean last segment, did you not hear yourself?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah? Did you?

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, you can pants holder's a p's Well that's what
And then people in the know call it and then
said they're not and then said you're a magic older
and then started like doing a shimmy. I don't think again,
I don't think you.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Basically spit at sky, which she said a P.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah. I don't think it's a dumb thing to say.
I mean passes. I think it's also kind of a
generic term. But anyway, Uh So I was like, oh,
that's a great gift. Yeah, and then you know, time
went by. Time went by, and my brother in law
and my sister are part of the Disney Vacation Club.
So I asked v DVCS.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
DVCS, so I asked him about it and he's like, yeah,
we're looking into it. It's complicated all the stuff. And
then just the other day he says, we decided not
to do it, not going to be part.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Of the we are planning our annual trip to Disney World.
We crunched the numbers, looked at, okay, what we want
to do compared to the price of the dv C,
and then you know, looking at all the different things
I mean, we put Obviously this has been at months
in the making here totally. We finally figured out when

(17:57):
my kids getting older, at some point they're not gonna
go to Disney anymore with us. You know, they're gonna
be in college or maybe have families. This is the
things guy, when your kids get older, they sometimes you'll
move on with them again to start their own lives.
They're going to start their own lives and without.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
You and you live in a little guest house on
the no, I don't know what Eddie is saying, and.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
So well like, okay, I don't know that it makes
sense at this point to buy you know, this DVC membership.
I have no idea what the future is going to
look like. Let's figure this out, blah blah blah. We
looked into it, and after we crunch the numbers for
what we're doing, it kind of doesn't make sense. And
so you know, for some people who can you know,

(18:42):
take vacations a ton go.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
For it, like maybe retired people.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Maybe at some point in our lives. That's what me
and Debor too, But that doesn't make sense right now.
Right now, it didn't really make sense, and so we said, ah,
scrap it, We'll just keep doing what we're doing.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
You guys will Eddie and Deboru will turn into my
dad and mom and Disney.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, that the goal. That would be great with my Windbreakercot.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
My dad just my dad just turned sixty nine and uh,
they went to Epcot and my mom made him wear
the happy It's my Birthday pin. Oh my dad was
not happy celebrated. I don't want to write a cat
mean direct. I don't know where I cat.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Walking around Epcot. What's the difference.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, you got to get all the people that work
there to say happy birthday tea when you have that pin. Yeah,
that's special.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Ben, He secretly liked it, of course he did.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
And then he and then he's wearing a fitbit and
took a picture of his steps and texted to me
and my sister, we're getting over twenty thousand. It's crazy, man,
I think like twelve. I'm not doing too much walking
of vic very slowly walk all the way from Spaceship
birth all the way to the lands and the ELHI
went back to like what the leader is talking? What elitis?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I just know the parky Wow, So no DVC.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Then my brain I started thinking, what so Deva's birthday
was in April? No DVC? Yeah, I mean, so what
we're doing? What? What are you going to get her
a gift? Still? You should? You should get her a gift,
give her a T shirt something. People, I don't point

(20:18):
this out. I don't understand, is you? I think? So? Yeah?
Who don't care about anyone? Really? Birthdays in president consider
good friend you too? Birthday? He forgot her birthday is
on April one, April twenty.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I knew, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I understand what you're you're trying to do here. Okay,
I am not an a hole because we're trying to
give her some some amazing gifts like this, the most
insane gift maybe ever And it didn't really work out workout,
But that being said, we are still doing our annual
Disney trip.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Right, annual that's not a gift, not having anything to
do with her birthday.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Annual do it every year? Hey? You you don't. You
don't need to pile on. Well, I'm sorry, what are
you sorry about? Like this woman doesn't lead the life
of the life of love over here and get anything
she wants? What do you mean? She sure does? Do
Amazon orders arrive daily at my house? Yes they do.
She's good. Okay, but that's neither here nor you're talking about.

(21:36):
That is neither here nor there. You time man? What
last year? Yeah, and every year we top it.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
You presented her with like the dream gift, like the
dream like things she's been dreaming. And then and then okay,
does it work out? We place it with nothing? I
mean like we went from it. We went from everything
to nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Her husband a candy bar for his anniversary. Thank you,
thank you. You're saying nothing, I've replaced it with nothing.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
We don't have to go to Disney World, but you
do every year.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
And it has nothing to do with her birthday.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
That has nothing to do with her birthday.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
With it. Hold on a minute, Hold on a minute. Now. Yeah,
does my husband not drive a car? Well, of course
he drives, Like did you buy him a car?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Well, that's what I'm saying, that's like what you're trying
to claim right now.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I've done that too. I bought my wife a car.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Well, but when I'm saying this, Disney but again, don't
let him distract your birthday, bro, don't let it.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I'm incredible. What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't think I need to replace anything. She's going
to Disney World. That's the whole point of the DVC. Like,
buy her something special when you're there. Becau another figment shirt. Okay,
what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
So she didn't mention anything.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
She knows her life. She like, what are we talking about?
A birthday? Gave her a kiss. I think there was
there was a car. Get out of here, man.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
I love that you discovered this, just a little surprised.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, disappoint you, son of a bitch. Disp I thought
I am a lockdown for you. Now you screw up
your wife's gifts, I will, I know. Yeah. So I
would not have ever thought this would be a question.
I kind of assumed everybody does it the same, but
apparently not. Apparently we all toothpaste differently. I didn't really

(24:00):
realize this. So they did an entire study looking at
how people use toothpaste, and they asked a bunch of
different questions, but one of the ones that I think
is going to be interesting is where do you squeeze
your toothpaste? Do you go topsy, do you go bottom? Z,
go middle? Do you when you got to get it
all out? Do you roll it? Do you like do

(24:22):
a different technique? Like what's your toothpaste technique? How do
you use it? What is it? What is it for you? Sky?
You don't use toothpaste? Right, I.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Went through a phase of oil tooth go. Well, I
haven't done that in like six years.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It made you lose your teeth, right.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
It did not make me lose my teeth. That was
clenching during my made my teeth has nothing to do
with their hygiene. Yes, I did give up toothpaste for
a little while and made concoction.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
About that statement. I gave up tooth and like why what? Well?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Why because oil pulling allegedly is supposed to do the
same thing but actually better it cleans.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Because it's gross, like like I don't like I don't
like the taste of coconut oil, and like literally because
you have to you have to do it like a
hard swishing for like a minute, and like you're you.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Don't even use a brush.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
No, No, you're swishing getting this stuff with the.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
You know, like when you because it's great, that's abrasive,
and so it's swishing around.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
You're in a washing machine.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yes, yes, you're in a washing machine. Your mouth is
a washing machine. Okay, whatever, I gave it a try.
It wasn't for me that Again, they're not connected. They
did not fall out. They had to be pulled out
because I cracked them from clenching. Thank you. Sure, So
this may or may not surprise you. I am a

(25:52):
bottom toothpaste person, and I'm like intense about it, like
like you got to push those little bits all the
way up. Now, I'm not as bad as I've seen
my mom do where she folds it and uses like
a binder clip on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Done the binder clip.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Ictic?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, but I I will make sure to push it up.
We can't leave any at the bottom.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
The cool thing about Sky is when if you're like,
is there any toothpaste left? She could stick her head
in the hole and look around.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I have enormous size. I cannot I cannot do that.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Normal you have done the binder.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Let me. Yeah, So when I do it. I used
to share toothpaste with Robert and Reed and that was
a well we had one tube and then we shared
one bathroom, all three of us.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah, me and the hobby share a tube because we
have one.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
If you share a bathroom with people, we're not gonna
multiple tubes at the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
And so what they do, because they willingly this is
not gonna surprise you guys. They just go stick the
big claw in the middle of it.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
There's and there's too much just toothpaste everywhere and wash
it out.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's a disaster. So that's when the binder clip came
into play for me with them, but anything. But now
I don't do the binder clip because I just I'm
careful with it and make.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Sure it's also So do you go bottom up?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Well, my toothpaste sits upside down, so it kind of
falls to the bottom. So I go in the middle,
like how does it if it's a full thing, then
I start from the bottom, So I go from wherever
the end of it is.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh okay, yeah, so that's the bottom, wherever the end is.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Wherever the end is the bottom?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah okay, okay, Yeah, what do you do? We have
like two different toothpastes that are little thing three right now,
do you share them all? My wife is.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Sensededyning only because apparently she has sensitive teeth. And then
I have Colgate, and then we have a little travel
thing that I'll use sometimes.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I don't know why you just switch. I'm just very
willing nilly. But then but then lately I flost too
hard and I had to use the sense of dyne.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Just figure quotingfe We're using the sense.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, so how do you squeeze it out? Man? I
usually go from like not not bottom, but like middle bottom,
so not the middle, but a little before the bottom too.
Oh that's what do you know what I'm saying. I
know what you're saying. But still I'm sort of like four,

(28:22):
always middle, and then once it starts to bunch ups
a certain spot, then that's where I squeeze, and then
I'll go to the next spot. Wherever there's like a
bunch up is where I squeeze. And then when you
get lower, then you start doing the push up. You know,
because I'm trying to get everything out of it. I'm
not going to waste It's not weird. I couldn't share

(28:43):
with you. I want to do you share with your wife?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yes, Well we have double sinks, so she has her own.
Then why do you share one tube? Because you brush him? Surprise,
all right, open up, open up, and I gotta get
those back ones.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Well, so we have two sinks, but we have one
row of drawers in the middle, so we just the
top drawer is all our dad stop. But is it
the same kind of toothpaste that you and your wife?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You No, she prefers Crest. I prefer cool Gate. There
you go. Wow, Yeah, I don't. I don't.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
I'm not a psycho. I don't care. Once like I
hit a squeeze and there's nothing coming out. I'm not
rolling it up. I'm not squeezing as to do a
four arm workout. I just throw it away and open
a foodstoothpaste.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's shocking. It's toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I don't care on a table but wise money wise,
but you get care.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
I get like three tubes from Costco that are the
ties on my arm, and they last forever, So it's.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Like forever, really long time. You know. That's a long time. Okay, Well,
that's interesting. How most people do.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
The majority of us squeeze from the bottom. Seventy two
percent say I squeeze from the bottom, twenty percent say
they go from the top, and the rest say, I
just go where ever there's a lump, and I just.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Push right there. So I'm rolling.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, so the majority of us yes from the bottom.
Next question, they want to know how much toothpaste do
you put on? And and people describe it in relation
to the amount of bristles.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
That's again, this is what I thought was just common.
Is you just go align on whatever your bristle size is,
so from the start, the whole bristles covered. That's what
I thought. Okay, but that's how I do it. I
just go boom boom, and it's it's easy. It's measured
for you. Oh that's what I thought. Like, what do
you do just a doll up? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I just do like a pie size amount. I think
all of a sudden, I'm looking at Emily, Now, a
whole line of the toothbrush is too much for me.
I don't need that much.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Can they mount that frost fraud?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Maybe not, but I feel like I don't need that much.
Can you look at me like that?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Wow? Don't need to use looking at you totally different.
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
I'm like you, I go from bristle to bristle. I
would prefer more toothpaste than less toothpaste. I enjoy thor
when my mouth gets all like foamy, like a rabid dog.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I think it's kind of plenty. Yeah, so she's like
dry brushing. I'm not rushing water and bristles.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
There's plenty of tooth two boys.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
I have an electric toothpaste, different every time. So it's
a circle thing. No, I just do a doll up.
I try to go to okay, brush with the circle.
It does matter whatever. He can't go bristle and bristle.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
It spreads around when I do it my way, it does.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
You got one tooth? What kind of toothpaste? Do you
be sure you're an arm and hammer? Chickle, don't know.
I used to harm and hammon people. You use arm
and hammer, Yes, I do, and a million years old.
That's like the old person. Toothpaste uses old spice too.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I told you what brand, crest usually, but I don't really.
It's like whatever's kind of on sale, Crest or Colgate.
Oh wow, that's a big ideal.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I like.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I like the spearment one though too flavor not done
with me.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Well, when they asked how much toothpaste do you typically use,
the most popular answer with thirty two percent is the
size of a pee on.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Your toothbrush Eily.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Next thirty one percent, actually, thirty one percent do half
of the brush length. Then twenty eight percent do the
full brush length like me and Eddie, and four percent
say they do a single grain of rice.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
What that's what Emily does?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Like what I do?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I mean, I know what I do? Yeah, And they say.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
The demographic that likes to say they use the just
the tiniest amount is young women living on the West.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Coast forty years old, forty year old women. Boys? Perfect?
Is that it perfect? Wow?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Stuff like I won that?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
What talking about it? So we work obviously very closely
with each other. There's four of us in the room here,
and if you include Jamie ye skinny. Yeah, he's so
skinny guy that you know. We're so close to each

(33:26):
other that we always want to be involved whatever it is.
This is a big thing with Emily. You got to
make sure Emily's involved. If she hears about something later whatever,
she gets very offended. But the hard part with Emily
is that she's in and out all the time, so
we don't realize were you involved in that conversation we're
not doing. Did I tell you about that I'm not.
It's very difficult.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
And when Emily gets left out, like on a bigger level.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Well do you remember when you know I had you
guys over and uh, you know I had previously invited her.
She said she had plans, and then I invited everybody over,
and then she was that she wasn't going. But I said,
you had plans, you had.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Plans, said he plans that I should have been included.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Wait wait what remember when we all got Padres cutouts.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
That messed up that third Generous Quarters in San Diego
and I got left out. I was the only one
left out of the cutouts. I mean, that's insane.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Eddie and I were in like the the playoff, all
the playoff pictures.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Sky was too. It was great.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
There's a picture of me right behind Tatis and Machado
high fiving after a big home run.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I mean, ye kind of weird. I grow up.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
I grew up a Giants fan, so it was it
was kind of weird. But I love San Diego, so
happy to you know.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, I love San Diego eighteen years off.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's massively offensive. If we were all, if we were
in New York radio show for and we were all
doing this and all we all got cutouts at Yankee Stadium,
and yours was the only one left out.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
You be pest, Yeah, I guess, of course, yeah, yeah,
I'd be curious. So we bring that up, we fresh
You're you're acting like we did it. Yeah, I didn't
do it for you.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
You're putting salt in the wounds.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
It was.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I didn't even bring it up. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Just we were just guys, guy's putting salts.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
We're just giving examples of how sometimes we get really
upset if one person gets left out of something.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
And it was just like something that I actually cried about.
I actually went home and cried about it. It would
be a dream to be a cutout at Peckle Parker.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Dream it was.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I got the Jumbo Tron and I was like the
best experience. That kind of stuff excites me.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I'm in a poster, made a poster. Yeah, I know
the cutout.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
There you go with your salt shaker.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'm not doing that. Wow, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
And we will always come in here and be like,
I'm sorry I missed that. What were guys talking about
every time? Every time?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Every time because we all yeah, like, well it don't leave.
They were computer you want me to bring my giant
computer in here and never leave.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
God, we don't have a big enough desk.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I was turned on me.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I don't either, But speaking of tears, uh, this time
the tables have turned on me. I'm really confused. Don't
be happy about this. She's happy about it.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
You just were digging salted my whats not like afterwards,
like you on Sky was the leader of that whole pack.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
But you know, Emily, we have a feisty Friday, Emily
fisty spring fall, Emily fall, Emily fist fall forward.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, just wearing a floral top.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
It's an autumn top. It's beautiful. It's not an autumn.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
During the springtime. And guys told me it was a
faull top.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
It's black with orange and red, red and yellow flowers.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Horses fall, flowers bloom in the spring.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
But I'm not saying I don't yellow and red with black.
You're telling me that's not autumn. There is a there
is wand blue flower. Oh right there. I mean, we're
really doing You said, what why are you digging in on?
This is clearly an autumn top. It's very feisty. You're
wearing it in autumn.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
It's an anytime top.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
You're telling me you're gonna go to a Christmas party
and wear that top? No, well, then.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Anytime but Christmas top.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Okay, hold on a minute. I don't understand what. I
don't understand why she's like this. Oh God, I don't
know why she's like that. She's fist Friday. I'm the
one who's hurt, the one who was left out here? Okay,
can we have some empathy for me for once? Sure?
You just wait, just wait, I'll call the padres right now. Wait,

(37:41):
put a cut out of me right there behind Higgy. Now,
I don't know. I don't think of a players. That
was a COVID thing. I don't care to see me.
You're going to see me right there behind home plate
catching the ball.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Eddie's random cut out just pokes into the TV around people's.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Cut a hole out and that's where sees can throw it.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
No, that's we're going to do that.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Now.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
You don't know that I have a good relationship anyway, Okay,
So sitting in here, Thor says, you know, we're talking
to Sky Before Emily got in here and was saying
something about some video he sent her yesterday, and I
didn't really understand what they were talking about. And I
was like, oh, yeah, do you look that video saying

(38:27):
in Sky starts Oh, I cried, and I'm like, cride,
what the hell are they talking about? But I was
still doing stuff over here, so I wasn't really paying attention.
And then Emily comes strutting in and same thing. Thor
apparently sent this video to Emily, and Emily again responds,
I'm in tears. I was in tears. So three of

(38:49):
us talking about this video? What video are we talking about?

Speaker 5 (38:53):
So yesterday morning I got a text with my wife.
Eminem released a new video for a song office the
album called it was. The album is called Death some Shady,
but the song is called Temporary and it's all about
his daughter and it's a letter to her daughter when
he dies, and the hook is with Skylar Gray. It's
a great song, but it's not you know, it doesn't
have a lot of playback power. I'm not a very

(39:14):
emotional guy. I get I don't get I don't like
getting sad. I don't cry. I don't like listening to
sad songs. I hate ballads.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
It's is crazy. So I heard that song like once
or twice and I was like, wow, it's a great song.
Great guy's a great artist. Crazy range.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
And then yesterday they released a video and while we
were on the air, my wife texted me a picture
of her crying because she was watching the video. Oh
and then I watched the video and it was it
was like whoa this is? It was intense and then
you find it out the end he's going to be
a grandfather, which is crazy. They think that wow, and
it's just a great video. So I texted the ladies
because when I first initially heard the song, I knew

(39:51):
that they would like it because you know, they're you
know a little close to their kids.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
You know, you know what what are you saying? Right?

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Little helicopter issues. So that's why I send it to them,
thinking that they would love this video and that they
would love the song.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
And the video makes it even better.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
So we are talking about how you know, because I'm
kind of almost mad at thor because well, because it's
a great song, don't get me wrong, but like I
immediately cried, and he he knew sending that to me
that it was going to make me cry, and so
I write, I text him back and I go, oh
my god, I'm crying.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
So are you going to be a grandmother. I'm not
going to be a grandmother.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
But it's just so it's also like behind the scenes
footage of her wedding and he Eminem's crying in the video.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
It's pretty crazy and they're showing like, person, excuse.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Me, he was like really crying, which is it's weird
to see him be human.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Can I say one thing real quick? Yeah, I did
think it was weird at Thor's wedding when everybody's in
tears and this guy's like a creepy smile and my
wife is not. Hap wife brings it up to this
day when she was walking down the aisle. You didn't
know that when she was walking so beautiful. My first
look at the vision that was Haley, I'm up there

(41:12):
because I was, I mean, tears just streaming down, streaming
down your face up there laughing.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Well, first of all, weird, Hey, when I was texting
Thor because I was inconsolable and tears. After watching the video,
Thorn texts me back. He says, Haley's mad at me
that I didn't cry when I watched the video, especially
because he cried in the video on her wedding.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I didn't you brought that up.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, and Eminem was crying at her daughter's wedding, so
I was. I saw that, and Haley was annoyed at me.
So then I said, I just I don't cry.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's not my thing. Also, when she was walking down
the aisle, my dad was sucking on a hard candy
right in my ear. I don't know, and I said
and I said dad, and he goes, oh, sorry, And
then like I literally split second later, out here, crunch, crunch,
crunch it up.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Just get get rid of that happened my wedding. And then, uh,
you know, I shook her dad's hand and hugged your mom.
And then that was it. And she's mad at me.
I didn't cry, her dad was crying. And then there's
there's a video that isn't like the family text thread
of her her Hailey stepmom did a video of our
wedding like the vows, and you hear Haley's dad mumble

(42:19):
to himself, how is he not crying? It's so weird?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Stop it?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
So I just I'm not a crier like my mom.
My mom doesn't really cry. It's very rare, really very rare.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
You watch this video and no emotion there. I was.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
I was like, honestly, you want to know what I thought?
I was like, the ladies would love this video a
And then I thought, I hope this doesn't mean he's
going to retire because he's a grandpa.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Now is that weird? Is it weird that he's that
he's going to be a rapper stow the same age.
I don't. I'm not retiring anytime, but the fact that
the grandpa makes it isn't you're a grandpa like the
old grandma.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
So no, I don't think so I figured people. And
then I was like, and then I was like, is
he gonna tour again? And then I was like, and then.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
And I are like a dying song, Like it's.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
A great song. It's a great song. And then I
was thinking, Wow, it's weird to see him be human.
And then I was thinking, I can't believe he cried
so much. Oh, and I was kind of like and
then I was, and then that that went away. I
didn't lose respect for I want to meet him so bad, but.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
But it is weird. I had the same time somebody
that famous that you just always kind of have an
image of, well doesn't let people in ever. Ever, it
was weird. I was like, that's crazy. Yeah, this sounds unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Oh and Eddie and then uh, he says to me,
because I'm crying, I'm crying, and so I text him
back like, dude, you know that's kind of messed up.
And he goes, yeah, I can't imagine being the parent
of a daughter and watching that.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah, yeah I can't either.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah, yeah, we definitely text definitely texted me this is
If this doesn't make you want to be a parent,
nothing will.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Because I was so moved.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I actually have two kids, one daughter, and so hearing
all these things, it sounds unbelievable. I didn't get the video.
You didn't get the text. I didn't get. Nobody said
me a video. He didn't And to me, out of
out of anybody, we text all the time. I text
him the most ya out of anybody in my life.

(44:31):
You can't get me to stop. Lots of Giants fantasy football.
I don't care about your team. Listen.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
I didn't text Eddie because I felt like Eddie would
pooh poo it like and he's not. He doesn't, he
doesn't get that emotional. You know, you don't know me
at all, man. I was inconsolable when Lenn Goodman died.
He had judge of Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I don't know what, man.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
I don't know a man who loves ballads or duets
more than this gentleman right here.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Thank you very much. Yeah, you're welcoming. And I'm an
eminem fan like top ten less and it's incredible. That's debatable.
I just thought I would get a like thumbs up
from Eddie. I didn't know. I didn't know. I realize
I have a daughter who is the light of my life,

(45:30):
and if I saw something like that, like, I can't
even really want to even think.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
I cried on the air the Children's Give a Thought
on the air talking about the birth of my daughter.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yes, yes, this guy doesn't have any emotion. You wouldn't
care about a daughter. I just figured what you should
have sent that to. I thought Eddie. I thought Eddie
was more like me. Where it's like, oh, we watched
this great. Come on, bro, I cannot think about the

(46:11):
moment of walking my daughter down the aisle because I'll
start to get weird. Yeah, I like video.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
That's Eddie. It's all kinds of home movie clips of
her when she talks to the little girl voice to
her daddy, Oh I love you so much, daddy.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I'm a monster, Daddy, I'm a monster. And she's in
the wedding dress. That's weird. Well, she was a thing
over from the song. No, this part what I thought,
My god, what I thought. She wasn't doing the honest
part that was weird. Song was weird.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
That's a song about domestic I've seen a lot that
poor little girl.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Anyway, that's well, Now I know what you drop text
to you now I don't want it. You can see
I'll just go on YouTube, but I don't. I don't
think I need you. But it stunning.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Wow, it doesn't feel.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Good, not at all. I feel like a cutout just
sitting on the side. Do you feel like a cutout? So?
Can you buy somebody a present when you're dating them
too early? Like if you've only been on a couple
of dates and you want to get them a little something.

(47:24):
Maybe you hear they need something, or you hear that
they like something. Can you buy a present for them
that soon? Or do you like maybe you need to
pump the brakes.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I think it depends on the size of the present,
like the price. If it's like a funny T shirt.
Like when I first started dating my wife, it happened
to be her birthday and we'd only be dating a
couple of months, so I bought her a funny Eminem
T shirt and.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
She loved it and it was perfect. We've talked about
Eminem all the time. I don't know how that stalker.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
But that's like a birthday today.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
It's not just a just becuz gift.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, well, I think just because gifts are stupid. Yeah,
you only do that if you're you know, say that,
if you buy a gift for somebody just couz and
you're just you just started dating. I did something when
I was young, a young man. How old are you talking?

(48:21):
I want to say, I was like sixteen seventeen.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
So you run a high for mean assistant manager at McDonald's.
Just had a little bit cat, a little bit had
a little bit green cash. I wasn't making it rain
yet but almost wow wow four an hour ye oh, nailing, nailing.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I had some buddies that I was friends with. They
were super close friends, but there were buddies of mine. Well.
I had gone over to their house to party or
do something I remember exactly what, and I met their
little sister for the first time, and she was super cute.
And she was only like a year younger than me,
but I mean she was she was cute, you know,
And so we started talking and we started doing the

(49:04):
thing where we talk on the phone and you hang Unfortunately,
her phone, she did hang up. Her phone kind of sucked.
I remember, it was like not the best quality of phone.
So I decided, don't say what you're about to say. Anie,
I'm gonna be a little bit of a ball here,
don't say what. I'm gonna go down to Radio Shack.

(49:27):
I used to love the Shack I love. I hit
up Radio Shack, bought her new phone, bought her and
then I was like, okay, I'm gonna put it with
like a note on it and her front door and
not even like give it to her. That's even weirder.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Did you also buy her a GPS tracker because you
want to talk to her all the time and know.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Where she is. I thought it would be like a
really cute and tell her she can't leave the house
without a hoodie.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
But you guys, remember he started his dating career stocking
the girl.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I'm going to call you at five o'clock every day. Answer.
I didn't start my dating career in fifth grade. I
liked the girl, and I didn't stalk her. I just
wanted to accidentally run into it in the front of her.
So you walked back and I would walk back and
forth in front of it. Okay. I didn't have a

(50:25):
lot of game sky, and so I got on his
phone while her brothers found out. I called me up
and like, dude, did you buy my sister a phone?
And I went, yeah, she needed a better one, and
they went, that's weird, dude, don't do that. I was like, oh, no, okay,

(50:48):
and then she started stopped talking.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Oh no, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'm so uncomfortable right now.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Oh my god, did I get the phone?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
How much was that? Fifteen bucks? Still fifteen bucks? Sixteen
everything good weed with that? Okay, it wasn't a different place.
He was about some killer comic books, dude. So yeah,
you know, it depends where you are in the relationship
how much you spend. But you know, back then, you know,
when you're a kid. Didn't you say you got like
a necklace or something one of you guys?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yeah, yeah I did, and like me and this guy
were dating for a cup of coffee and again.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
This guy's only other boyfriend and we're kids, and then
I broke up with him.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
And then he gave me a diamond ring. Yeah, and
steal it and uh no, he purchased it and he
gave it to because he showed up.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Did think you were the only girl on earth?

Speaker 4 (51:45):
It was like it was like a chip of a diamond,
but it was a real like it was like literally
a chip, but it was a real diamond. And I
wasn't even home and he showed up on my front
door and gave it to my brother.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
So yeah, wow, did your brother say the same thing
that visit this brother said, daddy.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Uh, my brother did have a talk with me and
was like, uh yeah, I would probably keep my from
from that guy.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
And then you were like, no, I'll do it. I
want Joe. I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I think I told you guys that one time when
I was in elementary, so I was like getting like
seventh grade I think it was, and the boy that
I was dating, he took his mom's anniversary ring that
the dad had gotten them and these people were loaded,
so this was like a fatty, fatty ring, probably like
a couple you know, like five to six housand dollar ring.
And he gave it to me, and then I remember
the parents had to call my parents, go hi, mister

(52:33):
and missus, get that ring back from Emily.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Oh. I imagine if did that, like to one of
your rings, like he need a crane to get it
out of the house. Okay, giant ring, giant fingers at
somebody's belt, they'd be like, yeah, why you gave me
this necklace? It's a ring. Oh well, I wants to

(53:00):
know about a situation that he's dealing with right now
with a gal he's dating dating who got him a present.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yeah, And they're adults, not like our childhood stories, but
they are adults and they've only been dating a short time,
but they recently hit the milestone of the first time
sleeping together and so so now they're regularly sleeping together,
kind of switching off between each other's places, and it
turns out that she showed up one day with a

(53:29):
delivery of a brand new mattress for his apartment. He
was taken aback, and she said, well, you've been complaining
about your back a lot, and your mattress really is horrible.
And now that I'm occasionally, you know, crashing here spending
time on that mattress, I just thought this would be nice.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
How do we feel about this?

Speaker 5 (53:50):
It depends when I was living in a studio apartment
and didn't have a lot of money, When I was
interning in them board hopping and somebody did.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
This for me, I'd be stoked. I'd be like, all right,
but now I have to be with this. He thinks
this like, now makes that officially a couple. Where they
were just dating, You gain his mattress. You ain't taken
it back too much. I wouldn't. Yeah, but I just
but I didn't ask for it.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
You don't have to accept it. I don't think it's
like a sentimental thing like a ring, Okay, you know
what I mean. I think it's just a mattress or
or you know, she doesn't want to know where I
am every two seconds.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I didn't, so I would be like talking to her. Yeah,
I'd be stoked the mattress. Yeah, Hey, my car is
kind of crappy. Yeah, I actually need you to So
today this morning we talked to a legend. We talked
to that dude who eats a big Mac every day

(54:48):
of his life, not just one, two big macs every day,
freezes them. Yeah, so he can never miss it. Yeah,
he loves how so gross? Is he h psychopath? Yes?
But I love talking to him and getting to the
bottom of everything. It's it's the most bizarre thing I've

(55:09):
ever heard in my life. His name's Don Gorski, lives
in Wisconsin. Yes, uh, and he loves Big Max. And
he said, well, why why do you love Big Max
so much? And goes this, I love him. I might
be a little ocd a little I like what I like.
And so every day at lunch he gets a big
Mac and then again at dinner he has a big Mac. Yeah.
And I'm like, dude, how are you not dead? Yeah?

(55:31):
He says, no, Mom, I'm good. Everyone. I brought up
the whopper and he like laughed in my face.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
He said, I had one once on a five dollars
bet and then I used the money to buy a
Big Mac. And remember the exact date. He's like, it
was nineteen eighty two, December fifth, OCD oh dude.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Yeah, he's he's kept every receipt of every Big Mac.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
And he also, I'm sure people are gonna go like
bes dude.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
And he's also wrote in a journal every time he
eats a Big Mac and where it was per just
from so again a little OCD.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
He also got if you're listening to the interview earlier
today too. He also got annoyed at Sky when she suggested,
have you had any new Burgers Double double? And he went, no,
I found the Big Mac in nineteen seventy two.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I like that. Yeah, even when I asked him, I Mike,
well have you had other items on the McDonald's menu
since you're there? Because yeah, every once in a while
I would try something, but it's not as good as
Big Max, So why would I eat it?

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Yeah, like you ask about anything besides a Big Mac.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Guy loves Big Max loves them. It's like saying to you, hey,
do you cheat on your husband? Do you go and
have sex with other guys? No, You've found your guy.
The offensive for you right, dude loves the big mac
leave alone. Okay, I didn't know he took a vow.
That's weird. Listen. I just don't understand how his insides
haven't exploded yet, dude.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
And it's crazy because his his like cholesterol and stuff
is better than the average American. Really well, he walks
like six miles a day every day. Again, Yeah, you
would think I don't get it. I don't get it,
and you think you tire of something.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
But he's good. He loves it twice a day. Yeah,
he eats a big bag. So on today's National Cheeseburger Day. Yes,
so National Cheeseburger Day. First of all, before we get
into what I was about to ask, are there deals
going around?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Oh yeah, on the other day. The other day, I
found myself a cheeseburger aficionado.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
You are, so I love you. Not an elitist, You're ado.
I love a good cheeseburger. But even my top two
favorite things to eat one too, because because I think
one is probably pizza, pizza, wings, burgers, burgers.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Yeah yeah, protein steroids, but don't I don't don't every day.
Oh yeah, we were talking about it the other day
because the friendly here locally was just named the number
three best cheeseburger in all of the United States by Yelperu.
So if you've never had that, I guess try that.

(58:02):
But today deals around the country. Wendy's has a Junior
shut Up a junior bacon cheeseburger for a penny with
any purchase. Oh Burger King rewards members free cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
If you spend a buck.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Dairy Queen has a free double cheeseburger if you spend
a buck. Carl's Junior is doing a half price double
cheeseburger through the app today. Jack in the Box is
doing a free Jumbo Jack cheeseburger when you buy a
dollar or more worth of stuff through the app.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
But finally, the one everyone is.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Maybe what everybody's talking about is McDonald because you don't
have to buy anything to get anything today. They are
just offering today fifty cent double cheeseburgers through the app.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
So how many order through the app? That sucks? But
how many can you order? I don't know four because
they're so small that a double cheese they're so small
double double cheeseburger, moron, how many cheeseburger and out double double? Well,
what the apples and oranges. Okay, you're gonna have four doubles.

(59:17):
You couldn't eat four double cheeseburgers if I paid you
small my ass? Okay, two, two you can do. I
have a shot. Four patties, I'd have a shot. Three.
You think about what you're saying. I'd have a shot three, four,
six patties. I'd get sick. Yeah, I wouldn't eat three,
but i'd have a shot. So National cheeseburger today. Those

(59:42):
are some deals you got. But because we talked that,
Don Gorski, could you eat a cheeseburger every day of
your life? Could you do that? No? Not for me? No, no, no,
No days every day of your life? Like it doesn't
have to be okay, doesn't have to be the same
cheeseburger like him. Just a cheeseburger every day. That's tough.

(01:00:07):
I love a cheeseburger. I'm gonna text my wife after
this bit ends and say, hey, man, he make cheeseburgers
tonight because I love cheeseburger, because cheeseburger Day, because cheeseburger Day,
the cheeseburger. I love different kinds of cheeseburgers. Could I
eat a cheeseburger every day. I think I could do
it for a while because you don't have to have

(01:00:28):
the bun every time. You just have the meat. That's
not cheeseburger. Then cheese, cheese on meat. She's on meat.
That's not a cheeseburger. You gotta have buns cheeseburger. But
would you consider a Paddy Melt a cheeseburger? Oh God,
do this today just because did feel good at it?

(01:00:52):
Because or gas powers against he has nothing. He's down
because it's don't thing because it's on it's on sour dough. Brett. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
So if I went to a diner in New York
and I got a Patty Melt, it's in the it
could be in the it could be considered the chili.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
If I go to the chip pile and in the
chips you got where there are cheetos, wouldn't that it's
not in the chips? Wow, you're still.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Here's why you're wrong, because you're still getting meat and cheese.
There's no chip chets.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
What does that mean? It joins.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
That's different about patty is the bread. It's about a bun.
It's a right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
What it gets has grilled onions. You can get grilled
onions on a burger.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Well you can, but I'm just saying a pattimelk, like
that's part of the recipe it is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah, I don't know. I used to get I used
to get no onions. Well, I mean the onion part
of it. I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Well, if I could have a patty mouth, if I
can mix it up burger salad, wife, cheeseburger salad, I
don't enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
That's not what it has to be. A cheese burger,
not a burger salad. God, this guy's unbelievable image. Oh yeah,
So he's basically saying he can't. You can't do it?
Would you can't do it? He wouldn't do a cheeseburger
every day. So if you had to eat one particular
food every day of your life and you no doubt

(01:02:35):
about it, I know I could do it. What would
it be? You do already do this? You eat yogurt
almost every single day of your lots easy, so honey, crunches,
it's just anymore so you could do this. I'm not
saying it has to be yogurt, but what could you

(01:02:56):
eat every day?

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
You're right, I could you? My first thought was a
breakfast item. Yeah, because I can eat eggs every day
for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I don't know why. I look at breakfast differently every
other food, but you almost eat the same thing every
day day, disgusting egg mixture that you make. Like I'm
going right now, like a bagel. I could do a
bagel of cream cheese every day and every breakfast. It
wouldn't phase me. But but if you're gonna like an
egg sandwich, I could do that. I could do an
egg sandwich every day, eggs sandwich, I could do that

(01:03:25):
every day, every day, every day, get and never get
tired of every different breakfast. It wouldn't bother me. You
kind of eat the same things every single day. Yeah,
what's one item you could eat every day and not
even blink twice? What? Rice time?

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Yeah? My first love went to bagel, But like you know,
then I thought probably a better choice for me would
be rice because I could doctor it up and like
I could have like a fried rice, I can have
a rice pealof I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Again that different kinds of rice. It's look at that.
Look at this guy. Look at this guy. Now, Okay,
slidy burger gum, the gummies, the gummy. I mean that's
not cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
That says it on the package cheeseburger gummy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
There's no meat. Speaking of rice, that would be mine.
I could eat Benny Hannah fried rice every single day
of my life, but that's Benny. It has to be rice.
That's that's it. No, the exact No, I'm saying, every
single day of my life.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Yeah, you're gonna be on You're gonna be on rock
one of five to three in fifty years, what'd be dead?
And somebody is gonna be asking you, Eddie. And two
you've eaten Benny Hannah fried rice every day. Well you
got a lot of energy for one hundred and two
year old man. That's the key. Butter filled fried rice love.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Yes, I'm not saying it's it for me. I'm just
saying I would eat it. It's delicious and I could
eat it every every time I go to Benihana and
I get my Rocky's choice, I go, I could eat
this every day in my life. I would be one
thousand pounds and I'd be miserable, but I would love it.
So they looked into this because the cheeseburger Day and
the legend Don Gorski cheeseburger every single day of his life.

(01:05:21):
What food could you eat every day of your life?

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Yeah, and the top answers go to burritos.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
There's no way you have. You had a big carnea
stot of the next day it feels like you get
punched in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Well, they have a different kind of burrito.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Yeah, I'm just saying, but if you eat a big
it's so much food in a burrito.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
You can make small bred if I make it at
home month. We know French fries brought up. You know
every I rest of your life love French fries. Now
it's a side. So yeah, I didn't even think about it.
I didn't even think about it because I love It
doesn't count because you're gonna consider French fries. I may

(01:06:01):
say French fries over a breakfast item.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Wow, okay, fried chicken, oh god, every every day, cheeseburgers,
Chinese food, frice, tacos.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I could do that. I could eat a taco. I
kind of already do so many different variations.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
So you can't. But you gotta pick one variation. No, yeah,
it's not right. If I can't have multi variations of cheeseburgers,
you can't all the variations.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
You can have multiple variations of the cheeseburger.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
It's gotta be it's gotta be a Carnita's taco or
chicken taco. You can't go different.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Making these breakfast. Ma's gotta be one. You don't even
know what. You don't know what one taco, No tortas,
I don't Nobody said that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
And the number one food that people say they could
eat every day for the rest of their life is pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Pizza the tops. No, I just think that's ridiculous. No
one's gonna be pizza every day. Break be that bad
every day. All that cheese I love, Yeah, intolerant, no time, bud.
Hey going to throw back? Oh yes, throw back trivia.

(01:07:22):
Here we go Little TBT trivia questions from the eighties, nineties,
and the two thousands. It is a random drug who
plays every week because I'm going to pick the players
now playing this week? Is you Sky? You are playing
in your opponent?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Is the Z man that still aliving? Well? I do barely, but.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I mean literally, he's like four doors down the hall,
but we haven't seen him probably in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Cruising every once in a while that's so busy in
there just doing all the stuff swamp.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
To get a glipse of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Wow. All right, so Zeth still got skin in the game,
so he's still playing throwback trivia. Sky. We will begin
with you, though. Your question is from the two thousands Sky,
Which two thousands animated movie came out first? Was it
b movie Wally, Happy Feet? Or Madagascar? Which one came

(01:08:27):
out first in the two thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
I'm kind of leaning.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Towards Wally, but that Happy Feet that was that was
That was a phenomenon. I'm gonna stick with my initial
gut and go with Wally.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Go with Wally. Yeah, you are incorrect. Madagascar fine, great movie.
Not Sky great. Actually, out of all those, that's the
worst one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Hey, my opinion, it's silly Bear with the tutu on
and Madagascar.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Don't even know what. All right, Zeth over to you.
We are going to begin with an audio click for you.
I'm sorry, and I'm going to get you going here. Yeah,
this is a song from the eighties, So you got
to tell us the name of this artist or this
song from the eighties something something.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Well, I don't I have no idea keep going. The
only eighties artist that is popping into my head right
now is Richard Marx. For some reason, Richard Marx.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Go with Richard Marx. That is incorrect. That is Corey
Hart with sunglasses at night. Oh my sun Glass, I
know that one. Yes, man, Yeah, we don't. We don't
usally play the hook. You should start doing that. I
don't know, easier cool? All right, Sky, over to you

(01:10:00):
your questions from the nineties. Sky. In the show Sex
and the City, what was Samantha's job? Samantha? Samantha? What
about Mona? What Mona was? That's a different show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Yeah, now, Samantha, that's Kim Catrell's character, right, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Vante in Samantha though sort of similar.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Really what was her job? She did not write articles?
She was I think? Oh, I'm sure Emily knows this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
She worked in fashion design fashion designer.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
That's incorrect, p R.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Yeah, she's a boss bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Oh, I didn't know that, no idea. All right, Ze
over to you, Zeth, your questions from the two thousands. Zeth,
what was the name of the company created by Will
Ferrell and John c Riley in the movie Step Brothers. Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:11:17):
Oh, okay, all right, not boats and hose. Fantastic song, agreed.
I believe it was brought to you by Prestige Worldwide.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Zeth goes with Prestige Worldwide.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
He is corral right, such a great company name.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
What do they do? So many things? So many things.
All Right, Sky, we have an audio clip for you.
This is a song from a movie in the nineties.
So you got to tell us what nineties movie this
song was featured in. All Right, Sky, what nineties movie
was that song featured in? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
This is a random guess. I don't know why this
is popping my head. Oh, she's dying to answer this.
On fantastic you would have you would have done good
this week, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I am thinking white chicks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Don't know if that came out in the nineties, but
I know there was a scene where they sing like
songs that white chicks like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
So that's it, says white chicks. That is incorrect, comes
from a league of their own. Madonna's Oh yeah, that
makes sense. Yeah, all right, Zech already hear your questions.
From the eighties. Zeth, who won the first ever vm

(01:12:38):
A for Video of the Year in nineteen eighty four,
was it Michael Jackson for Thriller, Cindy Lauper for girls
just want to have fun? The cars for you might
think Herbie Hancock for rocket or the Police for Every
Breath You take. Wow, Wow, first ever vm A first ever?

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
I mean, I feel like the obvious choice would be thriller.
Everybody knows that video. But is that during that era?
Was that before or after the first vmash? For some reason,
I got a nugget in this brain that says Herbie Hancock.
I don't know if that's a good nugget or a
bad nugger. Probably we're about to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
You're going with Herbie. Going with Herbie, that is a
great guess. But in corral her'd be one of the
most vm as that year, but not Video of the Year.
It was a huge upset. Went to the cars, the car. Okay,
how about all right? Sky over to you. We have

(01:13:46):
another audio clip for you. This is a movie from
the two thousands. You gotta tell us what movie this
clip is from? What you want?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Are you running Treadstone? Treds Stone was close down two
years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
You know that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
And who's planning the missions?

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
There are no missions.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
It's over all right, Sky, what two thousands movie was
that clip from this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Is gonna drive me crazy because clearly Jason Bourne, the
Born franchise, Treadstone the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
But it's not the first movie.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
It's not Born Identity because this is the second movie.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
That one Born Redundancy Anywhere. It was really funny.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Oh I'm gonna be so mad. I love these movies.
What's the second one called White Chicks? The Bourn Now,
all I can think is Redundancy, the Born Revolution, the
Bourn oh ah chronicles, the Bourne Tapes, the Born.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
I need to answer a Sky. I don't know the
Boorn Revolution. I don't known revolution, the Bourne Revolution.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
That was.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Sky? You did it again? What it was from the
boyd the first one? It was the first one. Yes
out and also it's supremacy and ultimatum. Wow, this guy
showing up Wow. And then there was a fourth one,
and then there was a fifth one. Yeah, we got
what's his face like Jemmy Renner for one though, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
That was the original. Yeah. I thought that was almost
too easy for I was like, yeah, oh, now I'm
seeing the scene. Oh no, that means if you get
this next question right, you've already won the game with
just two answers. Right, Oh, I'm sad crazy Ze your
question from the nineties Zeth, which cast member portrayed Homie

(01:15:57):
to Clown in Living Color. Hmm, that's so funny.

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
We were just talking about the Waynes brothers during the
break anyway. Yeah, weird coincidence, Color fan.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Oh, I was just watching it the other day. I
loved Living Color. No, we looked and I looked it up. Yeah,
I love it Living Color. That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:16:19):
I was a big fan to back in the day,
would watch it with my dad. So Homie de Clown
was played by Damon Waynes. You're gonna Damon Damon to
the Waynes. If he's right, the game is over. If not,
we will continue. Zeth is correct.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
That means congratulates Zeth an easy victory over skyw It.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Like, why wouldn't I have just said born identity because yeah,
that's the only.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
One I knew. Like that would have been better to
say than something I knew that would explain it. Honestly,
So this is breaking news, you guys. This is a
real shocker. Sky has plans this weekend. We don't need

(01:17:12):
to do news. We don't need to where you're going
with your daughter? I know, I mean there must be
some aquarium or something. Actually going to the Mexico Aquarium.
It's one of the larger it's one of the larger
aquariums in the meadow of nowhere. It's in the country.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Well, p one just recently told me how awesome the
Utah Aquarium is, and I should.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
It'd be awesome. Sky It's awesome and you can.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
If you go around the holidays, it's very you know,
snowy and beautiful time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Girl. What okay, so you're going to No? Yeah, what's
the what's the big plans? Hot plans? Got going on? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
I was invited about a month ago to a fun
little event that I got an evite about. I didn't
get any details, but all I knew is I have
been invited to a murder mystery night.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Did they forget? You? Were On the text thread it
was responded, okay, really take her off? Can you shut up?
That will happen when you didn't take her off? Okay? Okay?
And it's Kathy, by the way, of course, Kathy of
Tom mccathy. How could I forget? Remember the Brad and

(01:18:26):
Angelina of your crew.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Yes, friends with Linda.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
There's no Linda, don't get silly.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Don't you get silly, June, there's there's sorry. So I
was invited and I immediately saw.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
It and Friday invite because we know how you get
on front. It's very excited.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
I don't remember what day of the week I got
the invite, but I got it and I saw Murder
Mystery Night, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Am all, is, why do you consider this like your
version of Matt Locke.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Oh God, that new Mattlock series is so good with
Cathy Bates.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Thank you for bringing that up. Shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
I have always loved Mattlock Murder, she wrote, like the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Most people like True Crimes, Skylights Mattlock and Murder.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
She no, I like the movie Clue. My family plays
the game Clue. I watched Clue from whatever, like nineteen
eighty nine or whenever that thing came out. And so
I this is what I'm picturing, right, like, Oh, how fun.
We're gonna go clearly with this gaggle of gowls and lay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
So this is the group of gals that does like
the book club, and we do like the events at
the Astancia, like the high tis like, this is this
group of women.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
And we just conplain her husbands are such idiots and
they can't do anything. Well, the murder is one of their.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Husbands, and so, you know, So after I accept the invite,
I kind of acknowledge the fact to myself of like,
I don't really know what this is all about. Like
most things, I just have assumed I know what this
is about.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
You dress up.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Well, I don't know, Like I literally don't know anything.
And in my mind, I'm like, Okay, well, this is
gonna be silly. We're gonna all clearly there's gonna be
a bunch of wine involved. Yeah, and then we're probably
all going to like pull apart out of our hat,
out of a hat or something, and then it'll give
us like two lines letting us know what that character
is and then you and then we kind of act

(01:20:35):
it out and someone's the murderer, right, Okay, That's my
assumption until about three days ago when I get a
text from the hostess of Murder Mystery Night. And that
is when I noticed this text has you know, multiple
like there's pictures attached to this text, and I'm like,

(01:20:55):
what is she sending me pictures? Of And that is
when I read the text and it says, here is
your part for the night. Please read through and be
prepared when you arrive. And that's when I realize there
are three pages of like info about my character that

(01:21:18):
I need to be familiar with. There are ten different
statements that I need to memorize and say at some
point throughout the night. And at the very bottom, yes,
it tells me what I need to wear.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Oh my god, for my costume? The hell what? And
I'm like so much work.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
I'm gonna be so buzzed, Like how am I gonna
remember any of this? Like I've worked in this building
for twenty years and there are still people in sales
that I don't know the name of. And you're telling
me I'm gonna go drunk to this party and I'm
gonna remember ten statements my character? Sure, how my character

(01:22:01):
relates to other characters? It is nothing like I expect.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
It's very involved to involved. Yeah, you can't bring the
lines with you. You got to be able to have
a cheat. I'm going to I'm going to talk him
in my purse. I'm hoping, like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
You're not going to fail a test? Who cares? Is
such a What are you talking about this? If I
was invited, I wouldn't even look it over. I just
probably wing it, right, But Sky.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Party, the party, Emily, just bring some index cards a
little bit, it's not that difficult. I would just wing
it and totally ruin everyone's time. Every state is really seriously,
I don't care. Screw yeah, why do we even here? Anyway?
You read more wine lord in my mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Now there's a couple of things working in my benefit
of my character.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Well, this is what my question was, Who are you?
Who's your character?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
I am so So this is taking place in some
like rich manship.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Of course, it's a true story back.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
In the thirties in London. Okay, so we're some like
rich family.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
In the third I'm gonna go to break. I can't
listen to this. Don't you want to hear Sky's London.
I have to do an accent.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
You got he's going to do an accent.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
We have to do an ask you have to do
an accent in thirties London? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Of course you do from London.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Give it a shot. You're missing teeth too, so you're
right with that. Okay, I'm waiting on my implants.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Okay, you sound like you're from London.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Why are you doing that same boy? You can't just
do that same impression. I'm from London. I'm just loud.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Say your character's name, like say hello, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Hello, I'm Julia Brown. Never mind, I'm sorry, I'm Julia Bishop.
You got the name already wrong. I think where the
sky starts talking, everyone's just gonna leave. Why do I
have to scream? If I'm doing an accent? Why can't

(01:24:04):
I do that? Your mouth gets ready, it has to open? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Why so much? There's a lot, there's a lot going on.
Uh Now, Julia turns out she is the nurse to uh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Be, that's trueling stuff. I'm a Google nurse.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
And it turns out her rich sister, which is hosting
this party.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Has been murdered. Oh no, she's murdered.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Well, no, she's murdered at the party like it has
just happened. We have just discovered the body and nobody
and nobody can leave until we figure out who the
murderer is. Okay, so I need to make statements throughout
the night about how I'm a diabetic in the thirties,
about how I hate giving myself insolent shots.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
I don't know this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
You probably shouldn't be drinking that sugary wine if you're
thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
I'm having an affair with somebody who is engaged to
somebody else at the party, so there's.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
A lot of that going on.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
It says that my character is very nice but can
become rather psychotic due to her obsessive nature.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
That's actually right up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
And I need to wear some sort of plain dress
that has seen better days.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
That's easy for you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Yeah, some flat shoes and a very ugly handbag.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Easy, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Like, honestly, I read over that and I'm like, did
they pick this part from me?

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Weird haircut? I happy to have curling irons or flatteners.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
In a hysterical I have to talk about how I'm
extremely physically weak and I need to do we get
some exercises to build up my strength. So I honestly
don't know how I'm gonna pull this off.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Well, I now I'm excited and I cannot wait to
hear on Monday morning how this whole murder mystery party went.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
Yeah, and I think before you go, you should definitely
do a little video of yourself in character.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Talking to the video so we could see it and
play on Monday. Costume. I definitely think that's please do
please do that? All right, Julia, stop it. So if
I were to ask you, this is kind of a
tricky question, what is the greatest American food of all time?

(01:26:53):
Some of it is like, well, it came over from
different countries, Like is pizza American? I don't know, we
own it, Like is hamburg cheeseburgers American? I would say yes,
but again they were invented in Germany? Oh, really Hamburg Germany?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Oh I didn't know that cut really did you know that? Really?

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Of course he does. I just feel like we've made
it our own. But like, what about But then like
fried chicken, Yeah, that's that's very American, that's very Buffalo wings,
very merry American Buffalo bagel because we had Joe from
Master Chef on who said he invented the everything bagel,

(01:27:42):
which seems insane, not true, because then I would put
bagels out there. People love bagels. Was uh, I don't know.
I don't know if it was American or not. I
know who invented the everything bagel in America? Joe Joe
hot Dog was is not America. It's the most you know,
pro American food or whatever. The sausages and stuff like

(01:28:04):
that were made in Germany. Yeah you know that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
I mean, yeah, sausages, but you actually like the hamburg
fact is something that every human knows.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I didn't know. First of all, I didn't. Now you're
embarrassed because you didn't know that, and you're attacking me.
I didn't do anything. You didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Sorry, No, everybody's walking around knowing that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Everybody. Everybody about it. She didn't know. She's flashing out
for no reason. Everybody. You're humiliated that you didn't know
that simple hamburger. Why would you think it's called a hamburger?

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
I never thought about it. I never broke down the
word hamburger.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
I really pretty common knowledge. I'm sorry, from hamburger. Would
you watch Food Network all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
I just have never broke it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Okay, oh god, we're fighting again. God. Well, what is
the most American food of all time? What would you think?
I mean, does it? Does it have to be made
in America or could it be anything? Well, what's the
right now? If I said what's the most American? I mean,
it doesn't have to be like invented in America. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
If it doesn't have to be invented in America, then
I would say the hamburger or the cheese cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
I agree. I think the cheeseburger because I mean, look
at all of our fast food restaurants and.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
Yeah, and most I would say, most people get those
over the chicken sandwiches or the fish sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
And then when you celebrate like American holidays, Hamburg, you know,
normally you're going to find a hamburger.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Sir, you're going to kill bossa. But the hamburger, okay,
I was making. You didn't need to do that. You
didn't need to do that, and it would have been
a hot What are you doing guy? Germany?

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Germany big with the meats, the meat. Didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
I mean I did know that about I didn't know
about the Hamburg. Hamburg. Can't wait to talk to people today?

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Who are you going to talk to?

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
I don't know anybody that I come across and ask
them if they knew.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
That you're going to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
You got on the Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Go ahead, you know she does this like do you
drink milk with dinner, like three people. Everybody has everybody dinner.
Everybody three people.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Jamie, did you know about the Hamburg thing? He's fourteen,
say he went fourteen.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
He's fourteen, and he said he knew.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
He's like, yes, God commercials, I'm walking down the hot everybody. Well,
CNN has discovered what is the greatest American foods of
all time? Named their top twenty. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
So they talk in the intro to the article about
how America is a melting pot and how there are
dishes that were actually created kind of other places, but
we have americanized them so much that they don't even
resemble the original anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Here is completely different.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Right, which now makes some kind of our own thing
because they're so different from where they started.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
So with there's no Western bacon cheeseburger in Germany, Emily,
just so you know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Well, I don't know if you topic. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
So on CNN's list of the twenty greatest American dishes,
there are a handful of things that you would expect
to see, and then there are some things that people
are like, what are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
This doesn't make any sense? What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
So the things we expected to see. That makes sense,
of course. Sorry Emily the Hamburger.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
I mean sorry, apple pie very America. Chili clam chowd wrong.
They have stews, but chili very specific. Emily's neighbor chili
dog tim is Americans get very famous capital of chili,
the guy. I mean, what would you say, chili dogs. Yes,

(01:32:01):
clam chowder makes sense, chowder just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I think that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Spaghetti and meatballs again, very Italian meatballs.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
But do they do they serve like spaghetti and meatballs
like wouldn't resemble our spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
I don't think it would.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
I don't know, but I feel well, I just feel
like we fattened it up. Our portions were massive. The sauce,
the different ball would be different. I feel like it's
different again based on nothing because.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Orange chicken on there, because you know we got Panda
Express everywhere, well.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Not there yet, Eddie. Other things that's made sense. The
chocolate chip cookie, that makes sense. I think eggs bendedict
I don't know. I guess you could argue if that
that's what was that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
I would think that'd be a French dish.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I would say more pancakes are Americanized than waffles. No,
that's Belgians. French tancakes, Yeah, I think I but crapes,
I don't know those are French about what about freedom fries?
Are they on there? Freedom fries? No, French fries, French fries,
French fried Yep, he gets in the name French. Yeah,
I mean me, we were.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Barbecue clearly makes sense, all of barbecue. Yeah, that was
kind of weird just to say barbecue chicken. Emily, don't
get upset. They say cop salad.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
American you can only have in certain places.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Yeah, if you're at a casina, it's very on American
to be midnight, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Not going to order a Copps. It wasn't midnight, it
was dinner time. It's weird, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Now, the thing is that people are questioning that CNN
put on their twenty Greatest American Dishes fry bread.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
People was Indians.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Yeah, well there is. There is a Native American fried bread. Yeah,
Native America. Yeah, it's in the name fry bread. Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Classic Mission Burrito is named as one of America's.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
Green Mexican food, but we've taken it over and the
Mission Burrito. Are you guys even familiar with the Mission burrito?
Is the one with the sauce on it? I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's from the Mission District in San Francisco.
Basically meat beans, pico digayo, guawks, sour creep.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Looks like just a burrito. Yeah yeah, it's just like
a burrito. I don't know why we had to get
some specific CNN. Yeah, yeah, it's really weird.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
It looks like it looks like a bad American burrito,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Yep uh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
The twenty Greatest American dishes banana pudding.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
No fan really, but out of all the desserts, like
I get the chocolate chip cookie, but banana pudding. It's
very big in the South, Okay, very big in the South. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
But the two things that people really can't wrap their
head around is number one, the pokey bowl Hawaiian.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Yeah, they have them in other cultures too, but I'm
not I'm not having that big of an issue. Where
is part of America's I know, I don't take it
to a tailgate that is so American.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
But finally they list general towels.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Sous towels, tows.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Towels chicken as one of it was created greatest American dishes?

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Was that created here?

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
No, they say it was actually created in Taiwan. But
these are one that's one of the dishes that America
has modified to the point.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Where it's unrecognizable. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
And but for that to be one of America's greatest dishes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
I don't Again, I don't have a problem with it
if you're putting the other stuff on there. Yeah, but
we're going to own Mexican cuisine, Italian cuisine, why not
Asian cuisine.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
We got no pizza, We got no French fries, we
got no grilled cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
There, no fried chicken. Fried chicken on there is really weird, right,
No Buffalo Wings is really weird.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Yeah, so a lot of people are saying we're gonna
put these things.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
That makes sense. Well, if there is one thing about
my boy four over here is he doesn't really pay
attention to much. If it less it really you know,
he's invested in something, he doesn't care. He's not paying attention.
That's why I had such a hard time with names.
He doesn't really remember names very well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
He doesn't care about people.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Right, you introduce yourself to me, I'll be like John, John,
and I just don't remember. Yeah, it's uh, it's it's
really bad because then you'll try to come up with
a name for that person, and if his name is John,
you'll be like, I think it's like Carmine. That's like
the weirdest How did you get Carmine? Maybe say Jack, Yeah,

(01:37:03):
I mean something close, but no, I mean he has
like the weirdest things with names. Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Great because then when he goes to try and search
for the name, he'll come up with the most obscure,
weird name that nobody has been named in like fifty Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
It's pretty crazy. It's wild. Gwendolyn. I think it's her name, Gwendolyn.
The other day. The other day my wife got her
somebody knows getting married And I go and I think
the guy's name Steve, And I go, that's you're always
your go to by Yeah, And I go, I want
to say Carl God. She goes, no, you idiot, And

(01:37:43):
I know it's neither one of those things. Neither Steve
nor is it Carl.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
U.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Lets you guys know. On Monday when I go to
the wedding oside locked in.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
You've read this guy before though, Yeah, nice guy, your
wife I met.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
I only met him one time. Here's the other thing.
I guarantee you Their wedding invitation or something like that
is on the refrigerator, so he probably has seen it
multiple times every day. Yeah, they love putting things on
the refriger Okay, really weird. Well this has happened again,
and now this time the result is not great. This

(01:38:19):
all has to do with the termite situation at his
house right now.

Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
Yeah, we have termites again. They're not as bad as
last year. Last year they were the worst. They were
like they looked like little flies at one point, but grosser. Yeah,
and I didn't I've never had termites this bad before.
But they're like full grown and they came back because
of the heat. And tell my landlord, he's like annoyed
at b.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
I'm like, I didn't. Why would I want termites?

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
People caused them?

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
Yeah, but you know what I mean when landlord that
is always annoyed. And I'm just like Sky was when
I was in the landlin.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
Oh, I mean you called when the scream popped off
the track. I mean I mean just pop it back.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
On from black widows everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
Okay, in the back yard and the house is on
a canyon.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
I mean, what do you what do you wantest control?

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
I don't believe my landlord they have like you know,
they have like environmental friendly.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Don't do it? Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
I don't know what it's outside. Bugs are outside, like
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
I don't want to live with black widows though.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
Yeah, well you you go and you clean your lawn
furniture before anybody comes over.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
My god, you're a slum lord. That's how my house is.
That's good for you. But if I was renting and
my landlord didn't want to take care of pest controls,
so you just let the termites do their damage.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
Well, no, termites are different because they can damage a structure.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
You know, black kill me. I cannot my leg off.
Are you are you a puppy? No, the black widow
can't kill you, So you don't care what my puppy
little dies? Oh my god, not the topic right now? Okay? Sorry,
real sky is Yeah, I got a real guy. Actually

(01:40:02):
better because he actually called the term I okay, really, So,
I've had a couple of termites and I but that's
what happened last time.

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
I started as a couple, then it grew and grew
a group. So I'm trying to get ahead with the one.
There's a million and also you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Feel she's an expert term X.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
And also too, you know the guys would is going
to get destroyed.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
You got these beams and I'm like, you know, I'm like,
don't you want to I don't want to not call
and his wood gets destroyed. Yeah, and so so he says, hey,
they're coming between one and three.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
Uh. The other was it was two days ago, and I.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Said, okay, So I wait and the guy shows up
like at two fifty five, which is always.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
The worst, always, which is always the worst, unbelievable. And
you know, he's a little bigger guy.

Speaker 5 (01:40:46):
He's a bigger man. Little look he's a bigger man's
he's a big guy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
He's a fat guy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
My big guy said, we didn't understand what I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I thought you meant tall. I thought you thought maybe
he means tall. Well, you were making the motion with
your hand. That the why. I know the listening audience
didn't see it, but we understand now they know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
And if you if you were referring new tall man.
There's nothing wrong with saying a tall man.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Yeah, that's a good point, Like that's really good. You
wouldn't say bigger man.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
You wouldn't, you'd say so.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
And he's wearing like he's wearing jeans that like are
high waters, like typical big guy jeans. And he's got
on like black shoes, like fully black, but they look
like special black shoes, like Phil Crow, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
So he's a character. He's a character.

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
He's working and he comes in and he's got to
tell me how busy he's been all day, and I
just don't care. Obviously, obviously it's two fifty five.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
I want to go to the gym. It's Wednesday. I
do not care how busy he's been. He's nice, he's
asking me what I do for a living. I made
the mistake of telling him I'm in radio. And then
he says, oh, I never heard of you guys, but
I do listen to these guys. And I'm like, oh,
that's great, you know that's great, and then and then
and then, like he asked me, so I realized at

(01:42:04):
this moment he's not there to do the treatments. He's
only there to do the inspection. Yeah, I don't know.
Black guy's fitting in a crawl space at it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
I'm just like, I'm just like, well, you don't. You
can't do them both at the same time. Like what
do you drive a truck for? Is there nothing in it?
So like he just has an iPad with a little
chalk mark.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
And that's it. So you don't do any treatments.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
So now I'm annoyed because I'm like, why it's gonna
be a double because this is gonna be a double appointment.
And he's asking me because he goes, cause you're tall,
because he's a little bit shorter than me, but I'm
not that tall, among like five nine, And he goes
he's asking me to mark the beams with.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
His talk like why am I doing this? You didn't
bring in a step ladder or anything.

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
So I go, well, where's your ladder? He goes, oh,
I left it in the truck. So now I'm really annoyed,
and I go, can you get it?

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
So he comes in with the ladder and he sets
it up and he asks me to go on the
ladder and go, dude, I'm not going on the ladder.
I swear to God, like, what are you? What are you?
Raiser Romot? It was a solid reference wrest It's too
early for that. Yeah, I was never too early. Too
early Friday. He was more of a he was more

(01:43:11):
of a bam bam Bigelow type. I see, Okay, I
never really in a ladder match. Never really a ladder
match though. So so I'm like, dude, I don't want
to go on the the ladder. Are you getting paid
for this? Are you on the clock.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
You don't have to.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
I don't. I'm not doing that in the customer that is,
I'm not going to do your job for you. That
is a crazy ass that's right. I would not do that.
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
So then he goes a couple of the So I
hadn't done the sheets yet for our bed, and a
couple of because the torments are in the bedroom and
a couple of the beams are right over our bed,
and I have a king sized bed. It's a tiny room.
I'm not moving the bed. So I knew this was
going to happen. So I said, hey, you could stand
on the bed. I'm going to wash the sheets. It's
not a big deal. Watching this guy walk around my bed.

(01:43:57):
They have been the funniest walking.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
On a waterbed, even though it's not a water bed. Unstable,
very unstable, very unstable off that ladder. Then he's safe,
he's on the bed. Yeah, we may have had a
cell phone drop at some point. It was a lot.
How are we looking with the plumber's crack? Yeah, stuff
going on or are.

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
Of course, of course, nothing crazy, but it was a
little bit going on. So then he finally leaves, and
I'm super annoyed because I'm just like, I don't understand
why you have to do the inspection and the term.
I think, like, can we just do them both at
the same time? So he leaves, I'm getting ready to
go and I see that he left his iPad at
the house.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
No way, that's crazy. What is this clown school at
the house? Emily in there? So so I called back,
and you know, I called the past control company and
they said what was his name? And I said, I
have no idea what his name? Now he introduced himself
right of course, okay, And did he have a name

(01:44:58):
on a patch? Yes, of course, so how could you
not come up with his name?

Speaker 5 (01:45:02):
So he gave me a card, but the card had
a female name on it, and I'm like, there's no
way this guy's name is Nelly.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
Did he have know? I mean there are male Nelly.
No Nelly. I feel like it was n E L
L I E to me. That screams female, so it
must be his boss's card. Was it hot in her?
I mean in your place? Honestly, it was for him

(01:45:31):
e I on his way out, and I said, I
don't know his name, and and I go, but I
could describe him, and she said sure, and I go,
I said, I didn't say. I wasn't pc about it
is what I'm trying to say. But I said he
was a chunky bald.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Guy, a chunky bald guy. And then she immediately goes, oh,
so she who you were talking about? It was what
I was talking about, and says, I'll call him and
he'll come get his iPad, and and I said, all right, thanks,
and I hung up. I look up and my wife
is horrified. Yeah, she looks at me. She goes, how

(01:46:12):
could you say chunky?

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
In my eyes? I thought chunky was cute, Like you're chunky,
little cute chunky. You'd like to hear that about you.

Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
You know, I'm not chunky, but if I was fat,
I wouldn't want to say fat. If somebody called me
a little chunky, I'd be like, I'd be like, I
feel like that's more sensitive than being called fat chunky.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
How about we do you call? Do you call baby
chunky when a baby's you colbay all his chunky baby
baby fat? I don't know, I say, I say chunkyny.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
I feel like it doesn't apply when you're talking to
little babies.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
You could body shame babies. And he thought of saying, well,
he left the card and it says nelly is that
could that be his name?

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
Didn't think about that. Eddie my my wife said I
should have said heavy set. I feel like heavy set
is just as bad as saying fat.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Should I have said big boned? It's like I'm trying
to describe it. It's like it's like when somebody does
something and you got to describe them, but you're afraid
to say that they're if they're not white, you're afraid
to say Asian or Mexican or black, Like I mean,
I'm sorry, that's the way he looked. What do you
want me to do? Yeah, sort of look like an

(01:47:27):
overweight lover. Okay, I don't I don't know that would
have been actually really funny.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
Any thought of not describing a human's physical traits and
like Eddie said, saying what the card was, or saying,
I don't remember his name, but he had a three
o'clock appointment, and give your address.

Speaker 5 (01:47:49):
So I get any thought that they asked for my
they asked for my address after I said that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
But also I think it's weird that they didn't just
look it up.

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
Well, that's what I'm saying, Like they could easily just
look up.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
He's he's bald.

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
If he wasn't bald and he had red hair, would
it be crazy if I said, red hair guy? What's
the difference describing how he looks?

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
But you can't say negative traits when you describe or
a line negative traits.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
You can if somebody said, if somebody said about me, uh,
there's a guy you could tell he's Jewish by his nose,
I'd be like.

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
I don't know that I would I would describe you
like that. I don't think I would get it. People
would know it's me. I know my wife would. Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Think you could have said bigger the way you started
out describing him to.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
Us larger gentleman, larger gentlemen that have been Okay, so
if you're if you if you have a problem with chunky,
then you have a problem with bald because uh and
how and if you have no what am I supposed
to say? Heavy set man, no hair, not bad to me.

Speaker 5 (01:49:00):
Chunky ball right to the point, we know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
It's clearly Ron. Yeah, okay. I don't know if his
name or not. I mean name, I mean, if there
was ever if there was ever a Ron. Well, I
don't know if Ron's coming back after this, hope not
send somebody else. So we all know that Emily moves fast.

(01:49:27):
Oh yeah, Like we see her bounce around the hallways
here and bounce's buzzing around.

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
Crazy and it doesn't have to be something important.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Well I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
I think people hear that and they assume, like, oh
my gosh, she's rushing from point A to point B
because limited time.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
What a ridiculous thing.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
Literally, it could be her getting a cup of coffee,
but she's still moving like the building is on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
It's pretty I mean, and it happens anywhere, Like when
I'm at my house. I'm going to get the mail
out of the mailbox, just sipping quick.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
Why why is that? What do you think? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
It's just the speed that I'm I'm in and it's like, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
One of the most impatient people I've ever met in
my life. But I just also want she says, efficiency.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Efficiency, Thank you very much for saying that, Eddie. And
also like it's it's like if it's not even impatient,
like it's physically hard for me to walk slow. I
feel like because I've developed the speed that i'm at,
I move at you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
The impatience is you just don't want to be just
standing around always doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad. Like we did the Alzheimer's
Walk this past weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
And I finished in thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
I wanted to Yeah, it was very everyone I'm like
having a physical reaction right now. It's very congested because
you're on a tiny path and it's not supposed to
be a fast walk. Everyone's supposed to be talking with
their friends and family on their team, enjoying themselves. Were
there for a reason, and.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
The slowest I could barely move, But like talking so
slow is driving me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
Nuts the worst. So weird man. Yeah, moves fast man
like bathroom too.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
So like like she during that song at the end
of it, it's insane, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
Like I remember one time, you go, we had like
ninety seconds. You go, oh, that's plenty of time, and
I go, you're crazy. She went to bathroom back and
we still had like another minute ago. I was like,
what is how is that possible? Physically possible? I don't
know how she does it. I don't either. This is her,
that's how she is. Well now, moving fast, I guess
finally cost her. She got a little bit of trouble

(01:51:29):
because of her fast moving.

Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
Well it cost me or kind of was beneficial, And
it depends on how you look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
At what I don't know about the victim.

Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
Wait a minute, So I do go shopping a lot,
like we've talked about many times on the show. And
I do also shop on Amazon. Yeah, wearing my Jackson
Merril shirt today. Bought this bad boy on Amazon a
week or two ago.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
Cool, So I did this guy, But I do realize.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
It's very Amazon.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Well yeah, because I just noticed then of the jersey
doesn't actually say the name of the team.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
Because I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
They couldn't Jackson on the front.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
It's the most Amazon shirt you could buy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
Thank you, thank you for saying that. It's so cool.
And so I do love myself some Amazon shopping and
I order a lot of stuff. But I'm also really
good about returning my Amazon stuff right away, like I
don't let stuff pile up. I kind of because I
don't mind.

Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
Going oh really, yeah, yeah, They'll just be like a
stack by the door, and once it gets like three things,
I'm like, oh, I better take that in.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
So good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Oh no, I'm good about doing it. There's a there's
a Coals right by my house, which is where I
like to go to return it super easy, and I
don't mind like perusing around Coals after I'm done returning it.
So so recently I went to go do that and
go return a little couple of Amazon things, and I
park and I'm walking in towards the store, and that's
when I see somebody walking in a little bit in

(01:53:02):
front of me. Now, the way that this Coals works
where the Amazon return is is you go in the
front doors and then the return is straight all the
way to the very back.

Speaker 1 (01:53:12):
Why are they always at the back because.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
They want you to walk through the store, oh to
look at stuff I didn't even and so so straight
down the middle, down the back. You can't get through
down the middle, down the back because there's obviously different
sections and spitting rooms and stuff in the middle of
the store. So you can either veer left or veer right.
You've your left if you're right, and then it goes
around fitting rooms and all that stuff then meets up
in the middle right where you're gonna walk down about

(01:53:35):
a fifteen feet you know, aisle, And then there's the
Amazon return And so I'm walking in the front door
and there's a person that's kind of walking in front
of me, and that's when I automatically go oh no,
because I noticed they have Amazon stuff in their hands
as well, so I know that they're in there to
go do a return. And I don't want to get
stuck behind this person because they got a big bag

(01:53:55):
of stuff. But it doesn't matter if they would have
had a big bag of stuff or one thing. I
want to get in front of this person.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
I mean stuck in front, like it's gonna take how long?
Those those Amazon returns go pretty quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Well, you never know, Eddie. Okay, And so we're both
walking and then down through the front of the store,
and I'm waiting and waiting to see which way this
person walks, because whatever way they go, which every way
they veer left or right, I'm going opposite because I
know I'm going to walk faster than this person and
I'm gonna beat them to the front return line.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
You don't think this is a little ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
So no, I don't, and you have nowhere to beat.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
You know that, I do know that very unimportant Emily's
Emily's day after the show, has a snack, lunch, watches
a random TV show, takes a nap, maybe goes out,
gets read, goes out again, does stuff around the house,
wine every day.

Speaker 2 (01:54:48):
Cooking thank you. Sounds like a nice little day, but
that's what you have to do every day.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
Yeah, so what stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
Thanks But so I walk in the we're walking and
I'm waiting to see which way they're gonna go. They left,
so so I go, Okay, they're going left, I'm going right.
So I'm going right. And that's when I really pick
up the pace. You guys don't have bast I normally walk,
but I'm really putting the wheels on right now. So
I'm walking and I know that I'm going to beat them.

(01:55:14):
So that's when we're where we are coming towards a
head and I see and I am noticing that they're
a little bit behind me. I know, return thank you
for Sam, thank you for saying that. And so that's
what I see that where the where the aisles come together,
where the merch, where the merch comes together. I'm getting

(01:55:36):
there first. I know it's happening, and I do, and
so that's what I get there first, and then I
haul ass and get in the Amazon line. There's only
one person in front of me. Then I get to
the line score score. That's when that person gets there
a few seconds after me, and they go, hey, I
saw what you just did there, And I said, what

(01:55:56):
are you talking about? They go, I saw that I
was in front of you, and I noticed that you
picked up the pace to get in front of me
and be in the line in front of me.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
Called out.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
They called me out? Oh stopped like well yeah, like
what like they figured me out?

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
Is that technically cutting in line? I mean if if
you would have like edged her out right and right
at the end, then I would have been like, come on, Emily,
what are you doing? But the fact that you got
all the way around and you just were faster than her,
I actually don't think you did anything wrong. You don't,

(01:56:34):
not really. I mean you you snooze, you lose, pal like.
I like that. I don't know. I don't have a
problem with you. I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
I don't think she technically did anything wrong. But I
am one hundred percent judging this chick. I'm like, what
are you morally?

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
She's a scumback.

Speaker 4 (01:56:48):
Yeah, like, unless you're unless you're all on, unless you're
an on call surgeon and there's somebody on the operating
room table waiting for you, I'm saying that, then it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
It's ridiculous. What you just did got Jackson Merril shirts
to buy him. Thank you for saying that overturn. Yeah,
now that she sees there's no padres on her, that
thing's going back.

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
I mean I would return, Yes, this snooze, they lose.
But she was basically accusing, So how did you respond that?
So I just said I didn't I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
I just like, I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:57:25):
I just said I'm a really fast walker. I'm really sorry,
I'm really fast walker.

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
Did you let her then go in front of you? No,
I would say that would be the nice thing.

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
She was sighing and stuff while I was in front
of her.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
She wasn't happy. But older lady, younger, what do we
what do we do?

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
Older than me?

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
A little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
Yeah, she didn't move very fast, a little bit slower,
probably sixty five.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
I do think it's crazy you said something. Yeah, that's
pretty wild, that's that's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:57:49):
But I'm going to continue to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
We know. Yeah, I don't think you needed to say that. Okay, Yeah,
I don't think thank you. I'm not looks like thora's
got himself into a little bit of a situation here.
His wife has given him an ultimatum. Now this is
this is gonna be tough for the big guy over
here because this ultimatum has to do with football. What

(01:58:15):
are we talking about? So I know everyone knows I'm
a pretty big NFL fan. Maybe an understatement of your
life revolves around it, and your mood is based on
what happens on Sundays. Yeah, yeah, I guess. I mean,
I'm I don't know. The Giants lost again yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
I feel like I'm I feel like I've got I
feel like I know they stink, So I'm kind of
like whatever about it now. I'm not as remember like
four or five years ago when they started. I remember,
but yeah, if you but if you don't know. I'm
also a pretty big college football fan. College football talking
about going to Friday night lights. Yeah, you know you

(01:58:53):
just like football?

Speaker 1 (01:58:54):
Yeah, I love. I just think it's fun, it's it's
as great, it's entertaining.

Speaker 5 (01:58:59):
And college football I've I've always watched college football, but
growing up on the East Coast, we didn't have a
lot of college teams. It's more about the pro sports teams.
So when I came out here, there's a lot more
college teams and college football is more relevant. So I've
gotten into it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
More and more and more of that. If we were
in the South, oh yeah, forget a Bay Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:59:18):
And and then I've also gotten when your team stinks
like mine does, and I'm already counting down days to
the draft, what oh yeah, around, come on, bro, I
start watching more and more college football because I want
to know who the players are. So so I watched
college college game day.

Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
Starts at six am.

Speaker 5 (01:59:36):
I don't want get up at six am on Saturday,
but I turned on like seven thirty eight, and then
I watched the first games at nine.

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
And I watch all the games. I flip around. It's great,
it's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:59:45):
And my wife works every other weekend, so Saturdays and Sundays,
you know, I.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
Am a feed up.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
I'm watching college football on Saturday, and then I watched
the NFL on Sunday. And Saturday usually consist of me
watching college football and doing laundry. Then I'll then once
the games are over, I'll go hit the gym and
then I usually buckle up until my wife comes home
and then we'll go do something. And then and then
I watched the games at night at like eight o'clock.
It's great. And then Sunday football. So but but she

(02:00:13):
works every other weekend. So what happened was Saturday or
last Saturday. I said to her, Hey, I wanted to
watch Michigan and Texas. So it's two weeks ago and
it was on nine AM, and she goes, well, I'm
off Saturday, and I go, yeah, game's on nine. I go,
We'll go to the dog Beach in the morning at seven,

(02:00:34):
and then after the dog beach we'll come home, I'll
watch some of the.

Speaker 1 (02:00:37):
Game, and then we'll go do something. And she goes,
I can't do this anymore. Oh, oh, here we go.
I don't do this. Excuse me, Oh, we can't do
what anymore? What's happening? She goes.

Speaker 5 (02:00:49):
She goes, you need to pick if I only get
to see you, I only have every other weekend off,
and I only get to see you on either Saturday
or Sunday to hang out because we don't really see
each other during the week because she's at the barn,
or she's working, or she's at school whatever. So I'm like, well,
we go to bed together, you know, we do see
each other then, and she goes, no, but I want
to hang out, And if you want to hang out

(02:01:11):
with me, it's either gonna be on Saturday or Sunday.
You need to pick either college football or the NFL.
And it's only every other weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
Football your other mistress, yeah, big love. So I looked
at her, you know, I was like, well that's crazy.
You know, I go because I planned the day around Hayley,
because I was like, sat, okay. I was like, we'll

(02:01:41):
go to the dog beach.

Speaker 5 (02:01:42):
I got up at six thirty the morning on Saturday
just to get everyone up and go to the dog
beach because I know she loves the beach. The dogs
needed to get out. Then I'm like, well come home.
She'll go to the barn. She needs to go to
the barn, and then she'll come for an hour or two.
Then then I can watch the games. Then she comes
over with the barn, we'll go to we'll go do
something so I can watch some football. But she wants
me to go to the barn with her.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
Wait why because because there's a another couple that goes
to the barn together and he watches her ride in
the little arena area. You have to be like them.

Speaker 5 (02:02:18):
And I go, well, how long are they together? She
goes like six months and I go, well, yeah, that's
why he's doing it. Ay, But I go on Sundays
when you're off. You don't park next to me for
a few hours and watch football.

Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
Ever, so why do I You know, like you guys
can't have separate interests. Obviously, hers is her horse, yours
is football. She looks at it as if.

Speaker 5 (02:02:42):
You have to. She looks at day she looks at
it this way. She doesn't think like football is me
just sitting there watching it. Horse Riding for her is her.
She's in the activity, so I should support her. It's different.
And I'm like, well, why can't you. I enjoy watching
football with you. That and you're a Niner fan. I
love to watch a game with you. That'd be great.

(02:03:03):
But she but she doesn't. But she likes to do
it every once in a while. And she doesn't understand
why I can't go to the bar with her every
once in a while. So I said, so she gave
me the ultimatum of college football or NFL. Well, I mean,
obviously the NFL, but also but also I want to
watch college football.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
I love college football.

Speaker 5 (02:03:24):
They can't, I mean I can. No one's going to
tell me what I can and can't. Let's get that
out of the way.

Speaker 1 (02:03:30):
Is that right? Is that right? Because I know that's
not true. I can't watch too. And I guarantee you
you'll do it. You'll tell it, you'll tell the line. No,
yes you will.

Speaker 5 (02:03:43):
If if Alabama's playing in Michigan on a Saturday at
one o'clock in the afternoon, watching.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
Watching, yeah, you'll be riding around from the bar.

Speaker 5 (02:03:54):
You know what, No, you know what, I'll be at
the barn. I'll be happy. I'll be at the barn.
She'll be riding around and I'll have my YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (02:04:02):
On my face. She will not accept that.

Speaker 2 (02:04:04):
I mean a couple at the barn. That other guy
that watching football your new best friend's paying attention.

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
You guys are gonn chat up. And by the way,
you sneakily watching the game is not that bad ass
like you're acting like it is, you know, watch it.
If you're a real tough guy like you're acting, you
would just say, well, I'm not going to go to
the barn. I'm gonna watch the game. If you're saying
you're not gonna tell me the barn and I'll have
my phone over my hand, why don't you just say

(02:04:35):
I'm staying home if you really are a real tough
guy here, because maybe I want I like watching the
game outside there we go and then like.

Speaker 5 (02:04:46):
And then like on Saturday, we can we can hit
like a bar. That she's okay. I'm like, well, if
we go to the beach, we'll hit like a sports bar.
I can watch the games on TV. It's not like
I can't watch football. Ever, she doesn't like that idea.

Speaker 1 (02:04:59):
No, she I haven't brought it up yet.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
Why does she want to be around you so bad?
That's why I'm sitting here.

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
I mean, it's only it's only one day. It's only
one day.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
But it's like, if Robert wants to go do whatever
you want over every weekend and leave me alone, I'm
all for it. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:05:14):
Oh yeah, my wife knows that on Saturdays, I'm always
going to watch the UFC, and it's on every weekend,
and then on Sundays, you know, I'm gonna watch football.

Speaker 5 (02:05:24):
I think my wife takes it personal like she like,
she takes it personal, like I don't love her as
much as I love what you fit that like, which
is weird.

Speaker 4 (02:05:35):
Like if me and my work so much that we
didn't see each other very often.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
That doesn't No, that's not us. But if us work there,
well you guys, but she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (02:05:47):
But you guys do see each other during the week.

Speaker 1 (02:05:49):
She does.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
We hear about the dinners you guys do, like do dinner?

Speaker 1 (02:05:53):
I do enough. I think if you weren't willing to
make any sort of sacrifice as far as like Saturday
night went or whatever, Like, why does it have to
be the entire day of hanging out? I think I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:06:09):
I think I think it's also was the perfect storm
if it was a nice day out. And when it's
a nice day out and it's hot, she's gotta be
at the beach. She's got to be a local summer.

Speaker 1 (02:06:20):
I hear that. By one more more on on Instagram.
All these idiots, everyone, all these when the tourists are gone,
this is local summer, the local summer September. God, you idiots,
shut up.

Speaker 2 (02:06:32):
I got friends on Instagram. They're doing Instagram stories, cruising
down the boardwalking missions.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
Only local summer.

Speaker 5 (02:06:41):
Let's left and most of them are part San Diego,
like it's the third year here. Because if they're as
if they're not, they're not even locals, they're not even
looks so annoying.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
Sorry, wow, wow.

Speaker 4 (02:06:54):
Well I support Haley on this one because of course,
I've had a husband who ditched me on my birthday
or football, and so.

Speaker 1 (02:07:03):
Did you on your birthday.

Speaker 4 (02:07:04):
He disappeared from the dinner and I had to go
find him.

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
He wanted to go check the score, which was fine,
and didn't leave. I don't have a problem with that.
He was there. He was there. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:07:16):
Well, my mom's wedding is on a football Sunday.

Speaker 1 (02:07:21):
That's so selfish.

Speaker 4 (02:07:24):
And the setup time my husband used to be there
wed finger quotes for football. It's a commitment ceremony. But
either way, the set up time that my husband is
told he needs to be there is right when the
Niner game is on.

Speaker 1 (02:07:39):
So, dude, that's crazy. And it's December, so it's a
big game, like playoffs on the line, big game. I
think December twenty second, whatever that game is. Yeah, I
think that's I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go there. I mean,
it's his mother at law so much.

Speaker 4 (02:07:54):
He's been part of his family for almost thirty years.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58):
Yeah, I don't, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:08:00):
I will give up some college football some, but I
don't give up Sundays. I won't do anything on a Sunday.
If me asked me to do something on a Sunday,
I just say no.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
Yeah, she's you had to pick one though, So no, No,
Sometimes there's games on you don't want to watch, Okay,
I don't. I don't care about like Ball State or
something like that.

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