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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, so we are getting so close now to Thor
having his baby. Man, Like it's crazy. They got a
big doctor's appointment today. Yeah, so the attack at the
gym yesterday, it was crazy. What I didn't see that
the walls were closing in.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Of just like thinking, everything that's happening, it's happening.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
This is Sundays are over. I don't know, no turning
back now.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
One more person tells me that my Sundays are over.
I still, I mean, they're not going to be over.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I watched.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I never see the amount of people on my
Instagram tell me you like laughing at me as if
like your life over. There's the worst thing I ever
could have done. Like, clearly there's something good about.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It because everyone does it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's all right, you know what I mean, Like it's
so over the top, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Takeover though I get it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I would assume, yeah, I would assume it's different than
getting a puppy, not much, but yeah sometimes more. But
I saw I was a yeah that happened with my
daddy calming down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, so today a big doctor's appointment where you're gonna
learn basically what's.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Happening because the doctor's kind of told U two different things.
So we the same doctor told two different things. So
we're my wife's I I want to go in there
and play good cop back cup. I want my wife
to be good cop. And I'm not gonna be like
mean or anything. I'm just gonna be a little stern.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What's the sternness.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Sternness is like, hey, you told us last time we
were here, this baby wasn't was definitely gonna be born
before October thirty first. Then the next day you send
us an email saying November sixth.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So that's weird, but that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
There's the way I interpret that is the doctor is saying,
most likely you're naturally gonna go into That's.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Not what she said, Like, oh, it wasn't naturally, it
was because our two days November seventh, so she said
it was the baby's gonna come, the baby's gonna come
by a sea section before the thirty first. Oh, then
she's got to the sea section for November sixth. Well,
I don't think you have to. You don't have to
go in, you know, as a bad cop. No, you
could just ask can say, you know, we're kind of confused.
That's Basically, my wife is saying she's she's meeting a
(02:08):
different person tomorrow. My wife is over. Oh my god,
tomorrow is thirty eight weeks and she is over.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, it's it's a lot. Yeah, I get it. Uh So,
as we're getting ready for the baby to arrive, one
of the big things is of course the stroller, the
car seat, the stroller, all that stuff is stressed.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You're stressed out, stressed out about these little things, the stroller,
the car seat, the the like, the have the base warmers?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You have the basin yet for the car seat?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The base in your the base?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, so this one, this car seat is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It has like these little like attachments, attachments that come
out and stick.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Right into the seats and it stays in the seats.
You don't, I've never seen that before. Yeah, so this
whole new technology so much.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Honestly, I don't mean to make you guys sound older,
but like when it's crazy, it's been so long. I
mean it's been thinking about ten years, twelve years, thirteen years, No,
it has you know, I'm not saying that in a
rude way. Okay, that's it, you're right, I mean thinking
about ten fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
How much my daughters sixteen? Yeah, I get it, So
sixteen years, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I watched my girlfriend's kid a couple of weeks ago.
He's going to be a year the November, and like
when she brought all the stuff and she handloaded my
whole living room was basically couldn't walk in it with
all the stuff. But they had the clipping thing that
you're talking about. And I was like trying to figure
that out and try to get in and out of
my car. I was like banging my head against the window.
I forgot banging your head.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I guess what. Let you watch my kids do that.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Everything was so confused.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's so yeah, because it's new, so like that, and
like the way like the bottle decent sanitizers. I got
to clean these bottles in a certain way, just soap
and water like this she now.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That you put it, Oh my god, And that the
baby bottle. This younger generation. It's wild and it's a
lot of pieces.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
There's so many pieces, so many pieces. So I'm very
stretched out about all this.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wow. Well, it is so much so that Thor is
having some issues with the stroller. So the stroller itself.
He brought it in, and I gotta tell you, this
thing is the Cadillac of strollers. I've never seen one
looking so nice, so fancy.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She did a lot of research. My parents bought us
the car seat and the stroller, and then we also,
uh yeah, it was their gift. And then we also
have a stroller that she could run with for trails
because you can put the Yeah, and it has the
three wheels and the front wheel is like an airplane wheel.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We really need that.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, it's pretty wild. I had one of those. Okay running,
no power walking, but I lived in South Park. I
would power walking.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wow, you're so cool. You can't do that with a
regular stroller. Mom buy that for you.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
She actually did.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Think I knew, I knew.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I mean parents bottom mat thought that crazy, weird, thought
that crazy for parents by your stroller.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So this stroller is wild. Man, this thing's got so
many different contraptions, so many different functions. Angelina J L
I E.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
So she does have a lot of kids. Yeah, so
she would know a good stroller. It would make sense
for her. His stroller line, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The is this the Shiloh version or the every version?
His name? Guession about the packs. You don't want to.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We don't want the pack that's the lowest, that's a junker.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
So he brought the stroller in because he would like
us to kind of help him with the stroller. That
being said, we go back to it's been a minute
since we have had a stroller. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I mean like when he talked about this the other day,
I was full of confidence.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I'm like, oh, yeah, I was working.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The still sits.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
She doesn't.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
She's gonna be definitely.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
But I felt like by the time, you know, like.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Your kid is done, yeah, like youpping.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That thing around. I will say this, and I don't
want to put more anxiety or any issues on you.
The stroller is for the dad the worst because when
we went to deal with it, we went to Disneyland
or uh, you get on an airplane or whatever, fumbling
with that thing or like getting in and out of
(06:33):
a shuttle, there is nothing worse than the stroller. You
you gotta fumble again and then you like forget there's
things in it and they're flying out.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Idiot, dude, it is you when you take the airplanes.
Do you have like a cover for it too, right? You?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, So if you check it Oh, it's ridiculous. The
worst thing is if you park and get into an
airplane shuttle you know, to the park, can shut I
just leave the kid. Dude, honestly, like what the hell
trying to fold it down and get it through because
because you've got to push it all the way up
to the flood and you're like, oh god.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
My biggest issue with these things is that I am
not patient, So I just want to no.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
No, no, no, no no no. But this is like
you can't, So I have no problem. My parents bought it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's stroller's wow, serious making payments on that thing, So.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't want to break it. Yeah, please don't.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Because mom always picks the baby out of the stroller.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Has the easy job, and then death difficult. The stroller
is the worst. So Thor wants us to help him
with this stroller. So give us a quick tutorial on
how it works, and then we're going to see who
is the best out of the three of us of
breaking it down and putting it back.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I've got a coup holder on that bad boy.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
The hell is wrong with you? No no no, when
my claw no, I don't think that's a good idea.
All right, I'm watching. Okay, so yeah, you're in my way.
You have the stroller. This is the best perfect your
head will here. Okay, that's the bassinet and it makes
it okay, it goes down, okay, right ye.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
But but if you want to push the stroller down,
like you know, make a compact.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well to collapse it collapse.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well that's what we're doing with the basket. Okay, so
you leave this like this.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Let do you keep showing us how the basket goes down?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And like you're showing us things that we don't need
to know. I need to only know how do I
break it down?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Put it in the car?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
So you take these two handles that are on the side.
But are they buttons?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
There's one button on the left right, no button. You
just pull the button, push it, pull it up, and
then push it down like this. Who now it's supposed
to stand this?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
This is it? This is his folding. That's more than that.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, No, you could take it. You could you could
take it without the bass oft. We I'll take the
bassinet out.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
We don't need the basket. Hold on, how are we
doing here?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Baby needs to be in the basket.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
This is not good.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Why would you ever want to walk? What are you
gonna do with that?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
What it's like the skeleton of the stroller? Yeah, because
this so this this just the stroller.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Is if like we're taking the baby with just the
car seat, you put it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
No, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
No, I think the car seat goes. I think I
don't think the baby's on the stroppedn't.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The baby on the ground and break down? So if
there was a.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Car seat in here, you'll be using it in the beginning.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, so the car seat of being here, we take
the car seat out and then we just collapse it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Make that noise.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I don't know. I'm nervous. I feel like I'm going
to pinch.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
My see and that happens a lot if you want
to bring it back up. Okay, this lever right here?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Okay, okay, well all right, you wanted you to sure
head put the car seat in.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, no, again, we're not. We don't need extra functions.
I put the bass in. It back in because she's
got to take it out. It's gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
You have to take it out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
We're just collapsing.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's it. I mean, there's one button to collapse it.
It's not that hard. Okay, Oh, maybe we don't want
to do this. What he doesn't even know what he's doing. Oh,
I don't know that. I don't think you're ready.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Where's the baby?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The babies on the ground, on the ground. Oh okay,
you're out of breath, dude. A guy's up first. She's closest.
You got a bird's eye view of what to do.
I'm way over here.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I don't even I mean no idea.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Where we're starting. You still use this? We all know you.
I do not.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I feel like I'm a cave person and somebody just
handed me an iPhone and is like, go, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I think that's a little extreme, a little extra. Here
we go, all right, here we go. See what Skuy's
doing with this stroller. She's walking around? Wait you are okay?
She took out the best mat. Okay, it's a little aggressive,
but baby, Oh my god, careful, be careful.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
There's not a button.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh no, okay, okay, I don't know. No, wrong but
wrong button. No, that's not it. That's not it. Yeah, no, nope, Sky,
that's not what can you? Oh? That was not good?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Something's not right there, it's not wrong here.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
What did she do?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I was so worried she was going. That was really bad.
Now you got to bring it back up. No, don't
do that. There's a button on the right, the cup. Hold. No,
this is okay. Sky is terrible at this.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
I'm really all right, baby.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
All right, So she didn't do it right?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Oh jeez, babies on the ground.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It looks like I'm not strong enough to bend it.
Bro okay in Oh no, you're you were really bad
at that, all right, go for it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Emily, so nervous everything that. Yeah, that was case. She's
out of breath too. She's out of breath too, Okay, Emily, Emily,
why does Emily think? Okay, you're not. This isn't about speed,
it's about efficiency.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Nope, nope, we're so protective. Oh no, you're right. Sorry,
it doesn't even know where. Oh god, okay, oh Jesus,
oh Emily, okay, take it easy, nice? Oh okay? Why
(12:51):
is she doing it like this is a speed competition?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Her face is all ready I knowetition, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
But it's not just stuck it. This is about children.
It is I mean, I think my baby, My baby's
my baby's sleeping right there.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Your baby just got flung out in and she took
the basket and fruit on the ground.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Thank you all.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm getting in here.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We know that Eddie has problems opening and closing things sometimes.
Do you know you do Eddie?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Really?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
You know?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
He really does?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
He does.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
He searched there you go, All right, bastard, that's out.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Why are you racing?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I don't know. Yeah, I mean he's a chill dad.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
He's thinking.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
He's trying to find the button.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You got it pushed down? Okay, see this is.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Guy Eddie's what you got it? Did you find it?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
A woman's?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But okay, I I think that that's a really weird
kind of creepy comparison.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Not kind of creepy comparison, very creepy comparison. I broke it,
dude with Now you's gonna hate me forever for that.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You gotta push it down.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Let me show you this is broken break anything.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Oh okay, okay, okay, we're.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Right, we're back.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Is he doing it?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He did it the button on the side by the
cup holder. Yeah, the lever.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So hard okay, ed with a sassy stance.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, there's no there's no baby in it.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
The baby's on the ground again. The baby's on the
ground again. Wow, that was wild.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Hey listen, it's been a minute telling you. Wow, good
luck dude. That saying is crazy. Very concerned. I mean,
I don't know, how are you still? I'm really I
mean it was a lot, but I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'm out of breath, okay, all right, after the after
the commercial to the car seat.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, but again, I don't, I don't, I don't know,
I don't care.