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December 12, 2025 12 mins
After his talking to yesterday, it seems as if Thor has gotten into the Christmas spirit. We learn that his son has finally watched his first Christmas movie but things so sideways once we learn that it wasn't Thor that watched it with him...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well. I don't know if well mister Christmas got in
there or not, but yesterday I was I was pretty
sad listening to Thor not be in the Christmas spirit.
Not for him, who cares about him, hey, but for
new baby Walker. I want baby Walker's first Christmas to
be special. I want a tree, I want lights. I

(00:22):
told you a big deal was the stalking. You weren't
buying any of it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm annoyed, baby Walker.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You can't be annoyed at your baby because it's a baby.
It's doing baby things.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
My wife was up with him for me to My
wife was up with him from one to three and
at three ten, I get the tap and it's hey,
he may start crying soon, and I went, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
So he's not crying yet.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
He was.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
He was in his he was in his snow and
she had it in soothe mode and he was just
doing this.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Eh.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
So he wasn't crying yet, so we wanted we didn't
want to touch him yet, right, but she was giving
me the heads up.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
So then I but I'm like, why wake me up?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
So then I just sit there for the next five
minutes praying he's not going to start crying because then
I get an extra hour and a half sleep. And
then and then literally like five minutes in.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
The tears start.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's so sad with his little tears.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You an, I thought you were annoyed by him, which
is this?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I pick him up and then I have to
get his head because he can't hold it up yet.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Why I annoyed you? I mean, it's a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Every time I hold him. You can't see me obviously
on the radio. He does this every time he throws
his Yeah, every time I lift him up.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It doesn't have muscles, but there's no balance. That's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
He was just in the womb.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh, it cracks me up.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So walkie talkie all tired, you know, I'm uh, I'm sad.
I want I want the Christmas experience from I understand.
He's not gonna under you know, understand what's going on.
He's not gonna remember any of it. I get it,
but I want it. You wore him, Yeah, because I
want to pick Yes, everything, baby's first Christmas should be

(02:08):
a big deal.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, you gotta have pictures floating around and him in
front of Christmas lights, and him in front of Santa.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I legitimately would go to the mall and to have
him take a picture with Santa.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I thought this was a questionable outfit. Yesterday it was
suspenders with dinosaurs on it.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
What I was about that?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I thought I thought it was kind of female ish.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh yeah, baby clothes. It's a baby he's not He's
not a tough guy.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, I don't. I don't see a tough guy. You
don't see tough guy.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You don't want him to have an open button down
like Jeff Goldbloom dass Park, yeah, instead of that dinosaur.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would, I would solid reference. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
And those suspenders had snaps, And I told my wife,
if he's wearing those snaps, like snaps all up like
all around, it's like yeah. And I said, if he's
wearing that, I'm not changing him. I mean, I'm a
zipper only guy.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Oh you're so weird anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Sorry, Snaps are okay, buttons are what we don't like.
Snaps you don't like. It's not that hard, Oh it's.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hard, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So yesterday I was pretty sad about this. I couldn't
convince Thor to you know, get in the Christmas spirit
all that stuff. You know, he just doesn't want to
do it. I get it. They're tired.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I forgot to do half my job this morning. Yeah,
would be nice to be pulled me aside and in
front of everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Guarant's are human. It's great anyway. So, uh, you know
I was trying yesterday. I was doing my Christmas best
and you just you know he's in a bad spot
right now. Well, something must have got in little Christmas
earworm or something, because something happened after you got home.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, not great, bol it wasn't great. So last night, okay,
So two things. One, Hayley's aunt Tina. She's amazing. She's
been coming over like once or twice a week and
help it out with the baby. So she'll like so
laesterday she was yesterday, Yeah, yesterday she It was two
days ago.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, it was yesterday. I don't remember. It was in
the last forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yes, she came over and she I came home and
she was with Walker and Haley was sleeping. So I
she got over like eight am, took care of the
baby and Haley got to sleep. It was awesome, So
nice for right. So that's that's been going on, which
is great, and we love Tina. So I last time,
I'm going to bed, and I say to Haley, I

(04:36):
guess Eddie got in my head a little bit like
he was saying yes. I say, hey, we really haven't
done anything for Christmas. Like it's it's December eleventh, yesterday,
it's fourteen days away. We have nothing. We haven't even watched,
like any Christmas movies. We haven't watched like usually we'll
watch like the Office Christmas episodes like Yankee Swapwap, like
we're watching Yankee swab or that's to rehab.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, remember that one.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Just watch Elf.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
We watched Alf too.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
We watch Elf too, So we watched like we haven't
watched anything. Yeah wow, So I go, we gotta do that,
And I go, Also, what do you want Walkee's first
Christmas movie to be?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You know, it was on last night, but Rudolf, Rudolf
was on last night? Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
A commercial came on the TV here in the studio
yesterday morning saying Rudolph will be on tonight, and Eddie squealed,
literally squealed joy and then pointed at the TV like
he didn't have words for all the joy in his
body at.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
The dinner table last night, I declared to my children,
who've been weird about it this year, they're so cool,
you know, is so cool now that tonight we will
be sitting down as a family and watching Rudolph.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
And I said it could be Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Ten year old daughter has to do this.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yes, I said it could be. I have a choice.
I said, it could be Santa Claus coming town, but
I prefer I want to see Rudolf. And so I
said that's what we're doing tonight.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
How'd that go over?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
They sort of blank stared me. Yeah, but I don't care.
It's happening tonight.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Over and you, okay, stop the shirt.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
There's a gun on your shirt.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
There's not a gun. It's a water pistol to shoots jelly.
It's it's the misfit, the misfit toys.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
I got about to shoot on an elephant shoots jelly.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's why it's a misfit.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
If you were trying to get high school today or somewhere,
you wouldn't be able to wear that T shirt.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I want to go to high school fifty two years old.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Got a gun on your get dass coated.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm a fifty two year old man wearing a shirt
with misfit toys on it. Yeah, what's weird about that?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Actually, you would be you wouldn't be going to high school.
You going to another school?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
The school would I go?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't know, because you're a fifty two year old
man wearing misfit toy shirt.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
But what's the school trying to get?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I was going to go like a kid school? Oh,
I know it was it didn't.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Land understand that, understand trying to help you.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
It didn't work anyway, so we all know.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
So I what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Know? It's perfect? First movie?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Really quick?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Did you end up?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Did they sit watch it tonight? I said, I made
the declaration last night. Okay, show we will be watching. No. No,
my daughter has finals, so she's so busy. But tonight
is Friday night. What do you do on a Friday night?
You watch Rudolph?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
I don't think that's what you do. You're sixteen?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And why don't what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Why don't you You can't watch it anywhere else?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Like?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Why do you have to watch it when it's live
on TV? You can't?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I can't be more clear? Are you lacking sleep too? Aired?
It aired last night. That's why I was hoping for
watched it last night. Okay, I have it everywhere. Okay, Okay,
you can extreme things now, Emily. I'm just saying it
was exciting. It was exciting that I saw.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
I was just excited.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Do you understand now? I do?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I do. It still doesn't make you understand.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
This train has square wheels. That is why it is
a misfit. That's why it's a misfit.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
What's wrong with the elephant?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Spoke dot?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
He cap't's weird?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Weird chicken box, this is weird.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
It does look like.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's not chicken p whole, it's not her pees. The
toolcont elephant doesn't have herpes.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Dude, it looks like, come on, did you watch were
Off off site?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, damn it.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
We had this conversation at like nine forty five that
was already over. So yeah, so I say, what do you?
I'm thinking my favorites elf.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Home alone for your baby?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, naxtalpoons like watch a kid's friendly movie? Now what
necause that's how I grew up. I go watching them.
My dad wanted to watch.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
This is what we want. We don't want another, U, okay,
so you know major league, I mean a hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I mean, like now when he's like seven, that's when.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I watched it.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
There's nudity, so drug use, right, a lot of a
lot of cursons. So she goes, she goes, this is
my wife. She goes, when I go, what and she says, uh,
I gave Tina the okay and they watched a Charlie

(09:17):
Brown Christmas together this morning.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Great choice, your moment, Great choice choice.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I mean it's a kid's movie.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Who the hell does my wife thinks she is to
give Tina the okay to watch a kid's movie, a
Christmas movie without me?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
First, my wife barely ever celebrated Christmas, so her opinion
doesn't matter. You should at least ask me what's gonna
happen in a few years. Am I gonna come home
and she's gonna be go, Oh, got him his first haircut?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Like, is she gonna everything? You're mad that it was
a first and my thing is.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Going to talk to him about the birds and the bees,
gonna let.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Him anora with him.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
You're not even gonna let him an area Jewish Noso's
not my Auntina, But.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay, okay, So.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I think it's insane that Haley just gave the thumbs
up without running this by me. What's next? Is he
gonna start driving without asking me? This is like you're joking.
I just think it's insane. Few years, Eddie, what would
you do? You're a Christmas guy, goes, Oh.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, he watched the Grid. You're not as big of
a Christmas guy as me, so that would be crazy.
But if he watched his first football game without you,
then I'd understand which didn't happen?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
That didn't happen there, but that didn't happen, you know,
I don't know. I don't know, but you've already watched it.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Okay, you do?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
You guys, you realize he's not watching anything right.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
You understand that he barely can see in front of
him right now?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I mean the babies.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Babies don't The first time Reid has wine, you're not
going to be pissed.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's not with you.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's already happy.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, there's no doubt that the first cigarette that he
has was the bottle when he smokes his first Marble red.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You're not gonna get another thing that's already happened.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
He's never smoked pers whale, but.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
He does this first two mom let's do this together.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Conversation.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It wouldn't be Marble.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Virginia Slims.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
It would be like.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
That and the Queen of doing. Could you imagine something
happened if somebody something with loveless.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
There's nobody else, I mean, who who else would they
get to tag in? So that's not happening. I understand
the sentiment, but I'm happy they chose the right movie.
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I don't think it's the right movie. And my wife
was like cocky about it. She's like, ha ha in
my face?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Is that? Why would she do that?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Competitive?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, maybe you should get a stalking now. You know
that that'll that'll just.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Go the opposite and say no Christmas, you do that.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
It just sucks.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's supposed to be our thing.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You know. I'm very sorry first.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
That stupid overall she makes them wear.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
You realize that if I was watching the Baby, we'd
be watching Christmas movies.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You wouldn't ask you just turn him on.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
I want to be with him when he watches the
first episode of Seinfelds or the office, or when hears
his first eminem song.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
What if I watched his first wrestling match with him?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Would you be pissed?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Tina's probably done.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
She wants the attitude. She watched the Montreal screwdrop. Did
the baby spit up on her? That was amazing.

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