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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So obviously we're all getting pretty excited. As Thor is
expecting his first child here in a few months, it's
going to get crazy real quick. So you know, obviously
there's some excitement about that. The baby shower is going
to go down in about a month, right, yeah, August
twenty third, So that's great, and so you know, as
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we're all preparing for that and getting you know, the invites,
the ladies are getting the invites. It's not a co
edmin don't get crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, me and my dad's coming out here with your mom,
with my mom because my grandma and my aunt live here.
If he wants to see them. Grandma's in ninety four,
So they're coming to the baby shower. Obviously, the whole
dog cru is going to be out there.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Mister, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It is a lot. So me and my dad will
stop by probably just to say hi and then leave.
That's the plan.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So the registry is sent out though, right everybody has
it registeries out.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, people have sent stuff already, which is super nice
and and uh, but like people that sent stuff send
stuff from like you know, the New York I haven't
opened it yet, which is in the house.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So when I heard that this happened last week, it
caught me off guard, and it it didn't hit me correctly. Wow,
to be honest, that Emily has already purchased something for
the baby and given it to you. Yeah, because the
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baby showers in a month month, so you think, all right,
I'm gonna buy some stuff get ready, you know, and
then give it to you, Hayley at the baby shower.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And like I said, it's not like Emily lives in
New York for most of my family does, or in
like Texas or Michigan, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But we know Emily does this.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
She gets excited about a gift and she can't hold it.
See now I've bought things, you know, maybe some aquarium
goodies and there.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
For who Walker, No, my son, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Good wait, I think everybody needs a shark onesie. So anyway,
but I'm whole lot of spoiler alert, but I'm holding
everything till the baby shower.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Eddie's jaws on the floor. I mean, it just threw
me off.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What why why You're into that? But you know they're
not into that.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Boys and sharks and dinosaurs, it's all in there.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
If you wouldn't have described it as aquarium things, then
that's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So if I bought it at Target with a shark,
it's fine. But if I bought it at the Birch
Aquarium gift shop with a shark on it, it's not fine.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Correct does it say does it say Birch Aquarium on it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Anywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You'll have to sky anyway. That's not what this is.
So you are correct. Emily does get things early and
then not wait till the actual occasion. She's done this
with her man Robert multiple times, where you know she'll
buy a Christmas present in like say November and instead
of just holding onto it, here's your Christmas present or
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a Birthday present.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I got excited. Yeah, but that to me because I
hate that that does that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It is pretty crazy he did this.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I get super excited about stuff. I saw this a
little bit. I understand that I saw this a little bit.
This wasn't a registry thing, just to be clear, not
at all.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So you saw something, bought it. You can't hold onto
it for a month.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No, Because it was like a couple of weeks ago
and I was so excited about it. So I think
what I gave it to him was maybe two months
ahead or whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I it's not.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It's something completely separate from what I'm going to get
them for the baby showers, such a little like I'm
so excited for you guys, like it's and it's adorable.
I got them a black onesie for tiny little onesI
that he could wear right when he's born.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And it's says in white.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's black and it's it says in white old English writing.
Chug Life and the eye of Life is a baby bottle.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Isn't a hip hop? They both are.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I thought this was hysterical, a little walker, Yeah, hug
Life cute.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Is that, I don't think any look at his face,
so I thought he'd be excited about it. It's a
just cuz gift that I'd give it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I will completely buy you a whole gift for the registry.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But this is just a fun not that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
This is just a fun little thing, not about that.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's just cause gift.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You can give that sort of a gift with your
gift at the appropriate time.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I didn't want to wait.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I know, don't you're making about yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I think that he was excited when he got it.
He seemed like a nice gesture.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's not. I just
don't understand. I think I know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What's going on.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I think I know what's going on. What Emily is
trying to get in there, get in there. First of all,
she she thinks she's better than you and me.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I mean, I don't do it. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I think she's trying. She's trying to angle like, oh,
I'm a better friend, and look at what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Going to be the closest to my baby on the show, right,
which is just crazy. My son is going to be
wanting Auntie Emily more than Uncle ed, which is which
is I never I don't know. Auntie Sky, you just
you go. No, you say Auntie Emily, Uncle Eddie and Sky.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, you're you're, you're, Nana Sy you dress.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I think she's she's she's got ulterior motives than just cuss.
They ain't just cause.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
He's trying to one up the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
One million percent. There's a one upness going on and
an angle. There's an angle here. The angle is god Parent,
god Parent. Well, let me tell you something. Let me
tell you something, sister love ain't happening. Okay, excuse me.
I'm I'm getting in there, and I kid you not.
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I have purchased a gift already. I'm bringing it in tomorrow.
I kid you not. I am not letting this happen. Okay,
I've purchased a gift. You're getting a gift, and and
and whatever happens with the baby shower, I'm going over
the top. I might pay for his call. I pay
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for his call because this ain't happening.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You're cute, afterthought, Spike gift is.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's it's so much better than Chug Life. It's still
better than Chuck Life.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I disagree, Okay, I disagree.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, listen, you're this is gonna give him a rash.
Probably you brought off brand crap. This kid's gonna live
in Beory. Okay, they make me Wednesdays. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I don't think they do that. What you're doing a
full view set up for the kid.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Whatever he needs, Whatever this kid needs, I'm gonna be
there for him.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, I will.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I go Gucci, then I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You would never spend that money. It'd be like Ucci
Yeahucci with a j.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Or do either of them have shot at the god parents.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's a it's a done deal. I'm in. So I imagine,
imagine picking between the two of us.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I know, wait, why are you out? Well? Because I
get to you.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I'm super close to you, and me and Haley of
course we're friends. But Haley's really close to Emily. Haley's
close to Ede. Yeah, we love you, I know, but
like she like texts with them, you.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Just don't respond, so she takes it personal.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I thought you were more about the parenting issues that
have come up. I thought that, you know, like as
a godparent, if something God forbid happens to you, guys,
you're in charge. So let's let's take a look around
here and see who's the top draft pick. Let's see
who's the top draft pick. Yeah, I think we absolutely know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I'm a godmother to my niece. You are, yes, which
for Maddie.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Remember your sister, I might need to get that birthday gift.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I might need to get it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What you're gonna You're gonna be my nieces. Robert's the godfather.
Oh your sister. Your sister was okay with that. I
mean she chose us, you'd feel like your mom made her.
Mom didn't make her. I feel like your mom made her.
And there's really two other people that are.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
In the actual paperwork.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Really, in the Lord's eyes, the paperwork.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Do you do special things for Maddie that you don't
do for anybody else? Absolutely? I gave her like a
very big birthday gift. What are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What you get very big? I want to hear if
you don't mind asking, If you don't mind.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Asking, it wasn't birthday, it was for her eighth grade.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It was it was a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
What can you make me so comfortable with it? Yeah,
there's a lot of money. There's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It was like twenty it was not twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, guess what. I'm a godfather too, Okay, a godfather.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I'm the most the world's greatest godfriend. I saw something
and wanted to get into work.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, I'm the greatest godfather you have ever seen, the
top godfather on the planet. He's a beautiful god beautiful godfather.
There's not a more beautiful godfather to me. Yeah, you
have no chance. I see what you're doing. I see
what you're doing and I'm going to put it into
this right now.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Bottom line is I did it first. I feel feel
good about that. So there we go.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
See see what I mean I heard just saying that
I'm scotty.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You're turning it into there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I did it. I didn't tell anybody about it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I found out about it.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, yeah, but it was because we were talking about
heyow guy, are you a god parent?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So I think I would remember him. You don't believe,
So that's kind of a bad that's a bad sign.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I've never been given that honor, so I'm trying not
to look too deep.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's a big honor.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
So these two over here, the clearly the great Well.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I guess technically we both can because there is you know,
a godmother God for bits. Something happens to me and
my wife.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Me and Emily will raise the child.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Emily I will be moving Intoaddy's house hold. On you
wouldn't just join custody. You get him on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You're going to move into my house. Yes, wait a minute,
I really inquished the title Robert.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Hey, if he Robert was showing him a great time.
You know what, that's a blast. Bestie's cheerleaders. I want
Robert there at his baseball games cheered him on. I'm
not sure I'm going to be annoyed. Yeah, somebody's got
to be cheering him on.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
This. This is kind of ridiculous that Emily's doing us
already disagree. Yeah, you're not better than us, well a
little bit, we know, let me piss me off. Who's
the beneficiary of all this? Like literally yeah,