July 23, 2025 • 8 mins
Eddie found an unwanted visitor inside his house the other day and the way he handled the situation had the rest of The Show in shock
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
So I had a kind of interesting little thing happened
the other day. So I have this, Uh, I guess
it's like a porch almost off of my bedroom. It's enclosed,
and there was like this water feature, like almost like
a water folish thing in there. I don't really understand
what the room is for. It's cool, like you don't
(00:23):
sit out there though it's not big enough, it's very small.
You don't like sit out there. I guess you can
kind of put a chair out there. Yeah, I think
it's maybe it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Sounds like sit and read a book.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, maybe, yeah, But nobody ever would you know that
the rest of your yard is so great to Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Don't know, but it's this kind of nice little feature
or whatever. While the water feature unfortunately broke like about
a year ago, and we can't figure out how to
fix it. And we've tried and had a couple of
people come and look at it and they don't know either,
and I don't know anyway, and so it's just dry
out there and there's nothing going on out there or whatever,
and so, but it's enclosed, and so it's off my
(00:59):
bedroom and then the master bathroom. So when I am
getting ready whatever the day or in the morning, I
can have a big window right there and I can
see out into this little porch area. But there's it's
fenced in, and it's like, you know, there's like a
roof over the top, and it's it's enclosed. Like I said,
it's almost like what's what were those things.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Called screened in porch, like a Florida room.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, Florida it's like. But it's tiny. I mean, yeah,
it's not big at all. Like you can't even, like
I said, you can't do anything out there. And so
but I can see out there. And so I got
up from my nap the other day and you know,
I'm like washing my face or whatever, when all of
a sudden something kind of caught my eye and I
was like, whoa, what the heck is that? And you know,
(01:45):
out of my place, I got a lot of creatures. Yes, well,
I mean more like raccoons, guy, and like bunnies and
squirrels and coyotes. Okay, well no I'm not I'm not
referring to that. I'm just returning to actual creatures, you know.
And so we got all those things out there, and
immediately my first thought is, oh, crap. Is that a raccoon? Like,
there's a raccoon in my porch area? That sucks. But
(02:09):
then I look a little bit closer and realized this
is no raccoon. There is a cat that is curled
up in the corner, just asleep right there. Okay, I
don't think we need to say any of that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Flat it's ridiculous, so sweet, okay, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Don't give me that look, don't you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I look at it, and I'm sitting there staring
at it, and then all of a sudden, it puts
its head up and starts looking at me, and I'm like, no, no, no,
you don't belong here. But then I notice there's no
collar either, So I'm assuming this thing may be feral,
like I don't know, you know, like maybe it ran
(02:59):
in here to maybe get away from a coyote or
something like that, because you have to like climb over
the fence and then there is like a I don't know,
like a tarp thing, you know, that's over it, but
there's a little bit of a gap. But it somehow
got through that gap because there's you know, there's a gate,
and I mean, you can't get in there, like a
(03:20):
human probably couldn't get in there. But I guess this
cat somehow figure out a way to like climb through
this little you know, tarpish area to get in there,
and so it's just lying there. And then I look
even closer and I think, is that cat pregnant? I'm
not sure, because don't cats like look for places to
(03:44):
go have a baby the babies. Yes, there's not a thing.
I don't know. I don't have cats.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They say like, if you have a pregnant cat, you
should set up like a little box or a little
area because they're gonna want Yes, sir, up, do.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You notice it's ears, because if the cat has a
clipped ear, that means it's uh didn't notice at the time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, Sometimes they'll take in the feral cat spae and
clip their ears and then let them back down.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
My cat, Frankie or I p We're not sure? Wow, Yeah,
what a reference whatever? Don't say that about my baby.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Still don't know, We don't know, we don't know. There's
a lot of They could do a Netflix documentary on
Frankie on like what happened frank Owner. Yeah, yes, I'll
be the guy talking off camera, you know, side going like, yeah, no,
I think it was the owner.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
They show, they show, they showed the chair, you know,
they always do that, and they showed like the little
marker and he sits down and just goes No.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They like they didn't love this cat. We never heard
about this cat. We never heard about this cat. He's
an outdoor cat. Like, of course you got to see
that yard. Yeah, is missing. Yeah. I could go on
for days about anyway. Maybe this cat was franky. I
don't know, are you serious? This cat wasn't orange and white.
(05:07):
I'm not even joking. I'm not joking. Looking for a
new a nice home, I'm not joking. It was just
a fat cat, so it could have been pregnant. I
don't know. Again, I'm not a cat guy. I've never
been a cat guy. I don't like cats. I can't
stand them. And so I see this cat and I'm like,
(05:29):
oh no, this cat can have a baby in here,
Like I don't want a bunch of kittens.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Then what am I gonna do?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So I did something that when I told the members
of the show here, they weren't a fan of it.
I of course opened my back door and did the
and chased it out of there. And it climbed the
fence and then got through this little gap and then
got the hell out of there. And so now I'm
(05:56):
on high alert, like this cat ain't coming back and
welcome here. Why are you making those noises? Because I
don't want this feral cat. I don't want to cat.
Oh you should I have a dog. I don't want
a cat. You should have got your wife, Deborah and
your kids first of well, so that they could come
to that's in there.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
D because they don't have a cat. Oh, they love
you cats. These kids love cats. Do you remember when
we went to Hawaii? What happened?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So we went to Hawaii and you know on the
islands there's feral cats everywhere.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
They'll come around the resort. Oh, I look forward to it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And Eddie's kids were like, Dad, Dad, can we please
get a cat?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
When we get home?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Can we please get a cat? And Eddie gave them
the look of like, you know, I hate cats. There's
no way we're getting a cat.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Chance.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But his kids love cats, so they've always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You've got to.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Get them and show them so that they can at
least pet the cat. It's meant to be.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Some pets and random feral cats. What if this cat
has rabies or something an't.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
What if it's a sweetee looking for a home home?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Okay, two things. I hope my wife's not listening right now.
Obviously that was very concerned about, because she'll drive to
Eddie's house. We have a Pharaoh cat that I found
out about recently. So we have two cats, both for Pharaoh,
and both my wife saved and both against my wishes,
brought them in the house and then that was it.
So there's another cat now around them around the neighborhood
that my wife started to feed. He's he's Paraoh, he's
(07:18):
not allowed in the house. She knows that because he's
been he won't even come near. He comes near her now,
but not if I see it. So, and he's every
day around like five, I hear the meowing outside the window,
and she's get excited to go feeds her new cat.
And I said, where are we getting this food from?
Apparently she'sn't buying this cat, just regular cat food. So
if she finds out about this, she'll probably come to
(07:40):
your house. No, no, she'll probably start feeding it in
the house and then next thing you know, this is
what I was. You'll be standing there and next you'll
see my wife and you'll be like Hayle pregnant walking around.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
This is happening.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You got to keep it in a safe spot. I
don't even know for it could be an outdoor cat. Yeah,
we'll all again. I would never do that.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
No, it's awful.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's awful. Show kittens. You don't need to say that.
Oh well, we don't have a side you need to do.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We need to talk about Frankie. We don't talk about.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Life outside, so we don't talk about frank until the end.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I just considering for your kids, considering not happening.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Sorry, guys, No,
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
So I had a kind of interesting little thing happened
the other day. So I have this, Uh, I guess
it's like a porch almost off of my bedroom. It's enclosed,
and there was like this water feature, like almost like
a water folish thing in there. I don't really understand
what the room is for. It's cool, like you don't
(00:23):
sit out there though it's not big enough, it's very small.
You don't like sit out there. I guess you can
kind of put a chair out there. Yeah, I think
it's maybe it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Sounds like sit and read a book.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, maybe, yeah, But nobody ever would you know that
the rest of your yard is so great to Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Don't know, but it's this kind of nice little feature
or whatever. While the water feature unfortunately broke like about
a year ago, and we can't figure out how to
fix it. And we've tried and had a couple of
people come and look at it and they don't know either,
and I don't know anyway, and so it's just dry
out there and there's nothing going on out there or whatever,
and so, but it's enclosed, and so it's off my
(00:59):
bedroom and then the master bathroom. So when I am
getting ready whatever the day or in the morning, I
can have a big window right there and I can
see out into this little porch area. But there's it's
fenced in, and it's like, you know, there's like a
roof over the top, and it's it's enclosed. Like I said,
it's almost like what's what were those things.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Called screened in porch, like a Florida room.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, Florida it's like. But it's tiny. I mean, yeah,
it's not big at all. Like you can't even, like
I said, you can't do anything out there. And so
but I can see out there. And so I got
up from my nap the other day and you know,
I'm like washing my face or whatever, when all of
a sudden something kind of caught my eye and I
was like, whoa, what the heck is that? And you know,
(01:45):
out of my place, I got a lot of creatures. Yes, well,
I mean more like raccoons, guy, and like bunnies and
squirrels and coyotes. Okay, well no I'm not I'm not
referring to that. I'm just returning to actual creatures, you know.
And so we got all those things out there, and
immediately my first thought is, oh, crap. Is that a raccoon? Like,
there's a raccoon in my porch area? That sucks. But
(02:09):
then I look a little bit closer and realized this
is no raccoon. There is a cat that is curled
up in the corner, just asleep right there. Okay, I
don't think we need to say any of that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Flat it's ridiculous, so sweet, okay, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Don't give me that look, don't you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I look at it, and I'm sitting there staring
at it, and then all of a sudden, it puts
its head up and starts looking at me, and I'm like, no, no, no,
you don't belong here. But then I notice there's no
collar either, So I'm assuming this thing may be feral,
like I don't know, you know, like maybe it ran
(02:59):
in here to maybe get away from a coyote or
something like that, because you have to like climb over
the fence and then there is like a I don't know,
like a tarp thing, you know, that's over it, but
there's a little bit of a gap. But it somehow
got through that gap because there's you know, there's a gate,
and I mean, you can't get in there, like a
(03:20):
human probably couldn't get in there. But I guess this
cat somehow figure out a way to like climb through
this little you know, tarpish area to get in there,
and so it's just lying there. And then I look
even closer and I think, is that cat pregnant? I'm
not sure, because don't cats like look for places to
(03:44):
go have a baby the babies. Yes, there's not a thing.
I don't know. I don't have cats.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They say like, if you have a pregnant cat, you
should set up like a little box or a little
area because they're gonna want Yes, sir, up, do.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You notice it's ears, because if the cat has a
clipped ear, that means it's uh didn't notice at the time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, Sometimes they'll take in the feral cat spae and
clip their ears and then let them back down.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
My cat, Frankie or I p We're not sure? Wow, Yeah,
what a reference whatever? Don't say that about my baby.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Still don't know, We don't know, we don't know. There's
a lot of They could do a Netflix documentary on
Frankie on like what happened frank Owner. Yeah, yes, I'll
be the guy talking off camera, you know, side going like, yeah, no,
I think it was the owner.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
They show, they show, they showed the chair, you know,
they always do that, and they showed like the little
marker and he sits down and just goes No.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They like they didn't love this cat. We never heard
about this cat. We never heard about this cat. He's
an outdoor cat. Like, of course you got to see
that yard. Yeah, is missing. Yeah. I could go on
for days about anyway. Maybe this cat was franky. I
don't know, are you serious? This cat wasn't orange and white.
(05:07):
I'm not even joking. I'm not joking. Looking for a
new a nice home, I'm not joking. It was just
a fat cat, so it could have been pregnant. I
don't know. Again, I'm not a cat guy. I've never
been a cat guy. I don't like cats. I can't
stand them. And so I see this cat and I'm like,
(05:29):
oh no, this cat can have a baby in here,
Like I don't want a bunch of kittens.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Then what am I gonna do?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So I did something that when I told the members
of the show here, they weren't a fan of it.
I of course opened my back door and did the
and chased it out of there. And it climbed the
fence and then got through this little gap and then
got the hell out of there. And so now I'm
(05:56):
on high alert, like this cat ain't coming back and
welcome here. Why are you making those noises? Because I
don't want this feral cat. I don't want to cat.
Oh you should I have a dog. I don't want
a cat. You should have got your wife, Deborah and
your kids first of well, so that they could come
to that's in there.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
D because they don't have a cat. Oh, they love
you cats. These kids love cats. Do you remember when
we went to Hawaii? What happened?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So we went to Hawaii and you know on the
islands there's feral cats everywhere.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
They'll come around the resort. Oh, I look forward to it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And Eddie's kids were like, Dad, Dad, can we please
get a cat?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
When we get home?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Can we please get a cat? And Eddie gave them
the look of like, you know, I hate cats. There's
no way we're getting a cat.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Chance.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But his kids love cats, so they've always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You've got to.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Get them and show them so that they can at
least pet the cat. It's meant to be.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Some pets and random feral cats. What if this cat
has rabies or something an't.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
What if it's a sweetee looking for a home home?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Okay, two things. I hope my wife's not listening right now.
Obviously that was very concerned about, because she'll drive to
Eddie's house. We have a Pharaoh cat that I found
out about recently. So we have two cats, both for Pharaoh,
and both my wife saved and both against my wishes,
brought them in the house and then that was it.
So there's another cat now around them around the neighborhood
that my wife started to feed. He's he's Paraoh, he's
(07:18):
not allowed in the house. She knows that because he's
been he won't even come near. He comes near her now,
but not if I see it. So, and he's every
day around like five, I hear the meowing outside the window,
and she's get excited to go feeds her new cat.
And I said, where are we getting this food from?
Apparently she'sn't buying this cat, just regular cat food. So
if she finds out about this, she'll probably come to
(07:40):
your house. No, no, she'll probably start feeding it in
the house and then next thing you know, this is
what I was. You'll be standing there and next you'll
see my wife and you'll be like Hayle pregnant walking around.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
This is happening.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You got to keep it in a safe spot. I
don't even know for it could be an outdoor cat. Yeah,
we'll all again. I would never do that.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
No, it's awful.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's awful. Show kittens. You don't need to say that.
Oh well, we don't have a side you need to do.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We need to talk about Frankie. We don't talk about.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Life outside, so we don't talk about frank until the end.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I just considering for your kids, considering not happening.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Sorry, guys, No,
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