August 18, 2025 • 15 mins
Thor's wife is having her baby shower this weekend and Eddie ran into a problem regarding the gift he got her that may require the assistance of Thor
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got a big weekend coming up, you guys. U Thor's
whole family headed to town.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, we got my mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Wow, big Vic, Big Vic, and wern't just making sure.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The only thing that sucks is I'm very nervous because
there's a heat wave of coming this week, and I
wish they would this would have been this past week
when it was like low seventies, and so I will
hear a lot of complaints about the heat.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And I did tell my.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Parents because my house is old and not in slow insulation.
But I did tell my parents about the heat. And
my dad's response was with the big deal, Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Hot Florida, right, yeah, yeah, but humid out there too.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
But they complain everything. I don't know if I told
you I did. I mentioned this how my dad asked
me if he could buy shorts out here, and I said,
of course. So then I told him it was going
to be hot and he goes, all right, if I
don't need shorts, And I go, what, what that's a
doesn't make sense shorts? He goes, because it's shorts. Because
if it's going to be hot day, the shorts, I
(01:05):
have a fine. So if it wasn't gonna be hot.
You needed different shorts.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Shorts.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Also, if he needs another pair of shorts, why does
he buy it near his house.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Before he comes to packet?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Why why is he counting shorts here?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
None of this makes sense. Okay, So you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Got my sister's coming out, oh wow, which would be great,
and then my aunt from La and my grandma Judy,
who's ninety four.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Wow, they're all And when's everyone arriving?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So my parents are coming out today actually really, but
they're going to my grandma's Okay, my grandma's is about
three hours away. And then but so they were driving
down either Thursday or Friday, and then my sister's here Friday,
and then my my wife's mom comes out Thursday, and
my wife's step mom comes out Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And this is all because of you're having the baby
shower this weekend, right, Yes, baby.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Shower is Saturday morning, like ten right now. It starts
at two baby showers.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Showers, So you got the dog mob headed out. That's
gonna be crazy, and then this baby shower and and
this is just just women only, right, yeah you do?
My co ed No and eleven closer.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I thought it was eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, because we're doing they're doing a brunch.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I want you to show up at too. That would
be so.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I think it's eleven to two. My wife, my wife's
my mother in law is making like crepes and all
this stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So me and my dad will stop by making appearance appearance,
have a crepe and and but they we're not staying.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Obviously you know what it make your own crepe or
will they already be assembibing again?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Excuse me, some of us are picky.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We need to have no idea. I'm assuming it's going
to be making your own crap.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't think I don't think it is that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That would be insane.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But she's doing different kinds of crape.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, you probably got a sweet and a savory. Yes, wow, yeah,
you don't make your own crepe.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
One has like a cream cream filling and the other
one like no, it's like it's like whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, yeah, she showed me last night. That's why I
was like to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
For the food. So, yes, a big weekend, a big
baby shower. Bummed, it's not co ed. I really wanted
to play all these games. Oh, Yeah, I'm really excited
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We did do an ultrasound this past friday, like with
the doctor, and my wife's at twenty eight weeks, but
the baby's measuring at thirty one. Whoa big baby right now?
Oh no, baby's in ninety eight percentile for size. Yeah,
that's pretty crazy half her. Yeah, my wife is freaked out.
It's gonna it's gonna be her. Yeah, she is freaked out.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
And Hayley doesn't want to do games. By the way,
we were texting last night, there's gonna be no games,
which I didn't do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Do you do a baby shower?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Then we're going to be making our own I got
really excited when I saw this sy di y ing
or putting together our own biks like for an activity
and then also tie dying onesies.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Okay, so excited about it. You know, I love a
good arts and craft's activity.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Man, what happened to the you know, sucking the milk
out of the baby bottle.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
And the melted candy and using the toilet paper to
see how big the baby bumping?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's that's that's where you live, right, So my wife
is a bouquet, Like, what are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
With this take it home flowers.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Who's buying all the flowers?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
This guy?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Apparently I am due.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
On the air.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
My wife's not semi. My wife's not into stuff like that.
I think, you know how I think I'm too cool
for things. Yeah that this is my wife with certain things.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, she's not brought up in the world of traditional like.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
She doesn't like to be stereotyped. Okay, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay, okay, Hey.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is how I was my baby shower. I was like,
I think it's what a shock. So, like I was,
I'm cooler than that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We do skateboarding tricks and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You know, we were playing beat the troll of the
skateboard of my baby shower.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That was cool. How big of a splatter can you create?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
It's not funny And I was never beating trolls myself.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Anyway. So the baby shower is this weekend, yes, and
I can. I gotta be honest here. Sky was the
first person to buy something off the baby registry, and
when I found out what she bought, it pissed me off.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It really what she bought because my wife I told
her to stop doing this after this, because she bought
something and my wife cried.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Yeah, I didn't realize the registry. I guess I missed
the little box to keep it a secret, and so
it showed on her Amazon purchase.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
My wife is very concerned about what's it because this
helps us see if it's still breathing. Right, my wife,
Sky got her like a baby a sock or something.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You're such a moron, like everything you just said that
it was one of the dumbest.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Things ever around. It's still breathing.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
It's a baby monitor, a baby you.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Know, baby monitors.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Ever you got like something, didn't you get something different?
Make my wife crowd something else?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Oh god, I got the like the baby monitor pack.
I don't know if it's so up. There's like this, No,
there's like this.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's a you know, put it over its ten or something,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Know, thing to put it on its foot, and it
makes sure like the baby's still alive.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I swear to God, baby alive.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, maybe it's part of the monitor. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Whatever. Anyway, what piss me off about it is Sky
did the thing where she looked for whatever the most
expensive item was on the registry and bought it. But
that sucks because yeah, no, like I got nowhere to go.
I need to get whatever is the Me and Emily
are the ones in competition here for godmother and Godfather. Okay,
(07:08):
she ain't by it. I know she's out.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
You've won that one.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I beat Emily. Problem that whatever very doubtful, very very
doul very doubtful. Okay, So Sky sat in the bar
that high. Now I got Now where am I going
to go?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
So?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Now I got to go in the multiple gift flame
to the top Sky because I have to be to
damns a competition.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
With us, you would do the same thing, is true. Yeah,
but if it's gifts has.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Got to Oh yeah, I'm over the top guy. Come on,
I got a reputation uphold here, reput plus as the godfather.
I really got to make sure that my my young
man is taking care of Okay, So I got a
lot of work to do here. Well, I go on
the registry because I'm not even letting my wife be
involved in. Deborah's the one who's invited to the thing.
(08:06):
I'm not. But I don't care because I'm the one involved. Okay.
So and obviously I care. You know, there is one
of my closest friends, Hayley's a very close friend of mine.
I want to make sure that the baby gets what
the baby wants. I don't know, I don't know. And
I also remember when I, you know, was a young
(08:26):
man and a young father of like what was important exactly?
And so I go down the list and I'm like,
what is this crap? You know, I mean I've seen
all this stuff before. I remember being being like, you know,
seeing our registream, like what is it? Why do we
need this little burp blanketty? I don't need it. I
(08:50):
don't need it. There's all these other things, you know,
I see that. I'm like model warmer somethings like that.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Like I did, like somebody got us this bottle sanitizer,
which I enjoyed because cleaning those things like a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah oh yeah, like the bottle brush. I don't want
something good, you know, something you think about me every
single Yeah, I want you to think about me every
time you're with that baby.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Okay, if you've ref.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And so one of the things I remember that was
super important. I'm uncomfortable saying what it is, but I think.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I have to she's I don't think my wife's listening.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay, good, So I went big and I decided to
get you the rocker really, yes, really, yes, the glider
rocker thing, which you know is super key when when
that baby wakes up in the middle of the night,
you gotta go sit there, rock it and sleep. It's it's
a nightmare. And they they have a really good one
on their registry. So I went, all right, I'm.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Going thought you were saying it was like the you know,
the rocking machine thing.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
The actual rocking chair.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I've heard about this, that's right. Yeah, I've heard so
much better.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Monitor.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's called an outlet dream sock, and I knew it
was called the sock, but it's not an actual sock,
and it tracks the heart rate and oxygen levels.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And that's weird.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
That's really weird, necessary for somebody, and for somebody like him.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, you're gonna be my wife.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
My wife is very concerned about what's it called sids?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, listen concerned.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But when Sky bought this, there were tears.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Did we did Sky buy it? Doesn't even know? Look
at her, she doesn't even care about this baby, Like
I do.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
I thought I bought a monitor, but I think it's
a package that comes with the monitor and the sock
in it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
It's like a package that three dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay, again, you didn't need to We don't need You
didn't need to say that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I don't need that. Your baby's gonna fin.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, hey, oh my god. Why he's like wishing bad
things on the baby? And how crappy is her gift?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's all anyway. So I, you know, got a couple
of things, and one of the things is this this
rocket and it's it's it's great, it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It was perfect. She wasn't sure love this?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Check you wait, you wait till this thing you see this?
So here we go order it up, it arrives. Here's
where the dilemma comes in is that it's a it's
a big package, you know, and so it's a big
box or whatever. And I realized, oh, okay, well, what
(11:49):
is the etiquette here when it comes to a gift
like this. Do we put it together and then when
you give it as the registry, it's already put together,
which is kind of odd, or do we give them
this giant box and they put it together. I don't
know what the etiquette is for that, like if it depends.
(12:11):
I guess what the occasion is as a as a
baby thing. I don't know, because I mean she's pregnant. Yeah,
she's handy. That's the good thing about Haley is that
she's super handy put stuff away. This guy over here
could not. It would take you.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
A month putting like the toilet paper roll back on.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
My wife, micro vertical.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Microwaves.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
My wife put together the crib. This we have so
my wife's step mom, my stepmother in law. I guess
it is also very handy. Okay, so this is right
up her ally, So you I don't think you should
put it together because I could get in there and
ask Haley or stepmom to put this thing together and
(13:05):
they'll do it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I think we'll be good.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But would it look better if instead of this ugly
brown giant box, it came like already together and like a.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Bowe about presentation?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Really you look, you know your I see it first.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Obviously I'm worried about like getting transported to like how
heavy is this thing?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I would have these?
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yeah, now your wife has to transport this because you
wanted to top my gif.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Thats what it was. Why don't you just ship it
to their house instead of your house?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
First of all, I don't know, Emily. I'm sorry I
did that. I didn't think angry. I'm sorry times, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I get sweet little Deborah, Oh sweet.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Too bad the chair weighs more than her. And then also,
now do you gotta wrap it? You know what I
mean that I'm not worried about. Yeah, I don't wrap
because I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Have to do it.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Okay, see again, I'm putting all this on because you
kind of what up me, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You don't care, you don't have to put it together?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You're sure?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, because I because between Haley and my and my
stepmother in law, you're you're out of the I'm not
touching that.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
While worse, my me and my dad, Me and my
my dad will do this, and me and my dad
will do it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well. Here, here's even more of a confusing thing. The
baby shower isn't at Thor's house, So how are they
going to transfer his box? Like Thor is gonna have
to go pick this thing up? Had to ship to
their house.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Emily's right, but then what then It's not.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
At the My thought was at the it's got to
be at the actual event. Am I wrong here?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Well, you would have just bought it early and bought
the most expensive thing in a nice little box.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
This buy some dumb sock. Okay, okay, she cried, Okay,
apparently Emily stupid.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
I do.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I stand by that all of our kids are fine
and we didn't have the damn song.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
This is uncomfortable,
Got a big weekend coming up, you guys. U Thor's
whole family headed to town.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, we got my mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Wow, big Vic, Big Vic, and wern't just making sure.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The only thing that sucks is I'm very nervous because
there's a heat wave of coming this week, and I
wish they would this would have been this past week
when it was like low seventies, and so I will
hear a lot of complaints about the heat.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And I did tell my.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Parents because my house is old and not in slow insulation.
But I did tell my parents about the heat. And
my dad's response was with the big deal, Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Hot Florida, right, yeah, yeah, but humid out there too.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
But they complain everything. I don't know if I told
you I did. I mentioned this how my dad asked
me if he could buy shorts out here, and I said,
of course. So then I told him it was going
to be hot and he goes, all right, if I
don't need shorts, And I go, what, what that's a
doesn't make sense shorts? He goes, because it's shorts. Because
if it's going to be hot day, the shorts, I
(01:05):
have a fine. So if it wasn't gonna be hot.
You needed different shorts.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Shorts.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Also, if he needs another pair of shorts, why does
he buy it near his house.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Before he comes to packet?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Why why is he counting shorts here?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
None of this makes sense. Okay, So you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Got my sister's coming out, oh wow, which would be great,
and then my aunt from La and my grandma Judy,
who's ninety four.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Wow, they're all And when's everyone arriving?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So my parents are coming out today actually really, but
they're going to my grandma's Okay, my grandma's is about
three hours away. And then but so they were driving
down either Thursday or Friday, and then my sister's here Friday,
and then my my wife's mom comes out Thursday, and
my wife's step mom comes out Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And this is all because of you're having the baby
shower this weekend, right, Yes, baby.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Shower is Saturday morning, like ten right now. It starts
at two baby showers.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Showers, So you got the dog mob headed out. That's
gonna be crazy, and then this baby shower and and
this is just just women only, right, yeah you do?
My co ed No and eleven closer.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I thought it was eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, because we're doing they're doing a brunch.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I want you to show up at too. That would
be so.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I think it's eleven to two. My wife, my wife's
my mother in law is making like crepes and all
this stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So me and my dad will stop by making appearance appearance,
have a crepe and and but they we're not staying.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Obviously you know what it make your own crepe or
will they already be assembibing again?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Excuse me, some of us are picky.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We need to have no idea. I'm assuming it's going
to be making your own crap.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't think I don't think it is that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
That would be insane.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But she's doing different kinds of crape.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, you probably got a sweet and a savory. Yes, wow, yeah,
you don't make your own crepe.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
One has like a cream cream filling and the other
one like no, it's like it's like whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, yeah, she showed me last night. That's why I
was like to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
For the food. So, yes, a big weekend, a big
baby shower. Bummed, it's not co ed. I really wanted
to play all these games. Oh, Yeah, I'm really excited
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We did do an ultrasound this past friday, like with
the doctor, and my wife's at twenty eight weeks, but
the baby's measuring at thirty one. Whoa big baby right now?
Oh no, baby's in ninety eight percentile for size. Yeah,
that's pretty crazy half her. Yeah, my wife is freaked out.
It's gonna it's gonna be her. Yeah, she is freaked out.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
And Hayley doesn't want to do games. By the way,
we were texting last night, there's gonna be no games,
which I didn't do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Do you do a baby shower?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Then we're going to be making our own I got
really excited when I saw this sy di y ing
or putting together our own biks like for an activity
and then also tie dying onesies.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Okay, so excited about it. You know, I love a
good arts and craft's activity.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Man, what happened to the you know, sucking the milk
out of the baby bottle.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
And the melted candy and using the toilet paper to
see how big the baby bumping?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's that's that's where you live, right, So my wife
is a bouquet, Like, what are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
With this take it home flowers.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Who's buying all the flowers?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
This guy?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Apparently I am due.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
On the air.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
My wife's not semi. My wife's not into stuff like that.
I think, you know how I think I'm too cool
for things. Yeah that this is my wife with certain things.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, she's not brought up in the world of traditional like.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
She doesn't like to be stereotyped. Okay, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay, okay, Hey.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is how I was my baby shower. I was like,
I think it's what a shock. So, like I was,
I'm cooler than that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We do skateboarding tricks and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You know, we were playing beat the troll of the
skateboard of my baby shower.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That was cool. How big of a splatter can you create?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
It's not funny And I was never beating trolls myself.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Anyway. So the baby shower is this weekend, yes, and
I can. I gotta be honest here. Sky was the
first person to buy something off the baby registry, and
when I found out what she bought, it pissed me off.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It really what she bought because my wife I told
her to stop doing this after this, because she bought
something and my wife cried.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Yeah, I didn't realize the registry. I guess I missed
the little box to keep it a secret, and so
it showed on her Amazon purchase.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
My wife is very concerned about what's it because this
helps us see if it's still breathing. Right, my wife,
Sky got her like a baby a sock or something.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You're such a moron, like everything you just said that
it was one of the dumbest.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Things ever around. It's still breathing.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
It's a baby monitor, a baby you.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Know, baby monitors.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Ever you got like something, didn't you get something different?
Make my wife crowd something else?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Oh god, I got the like the baby monitor pack.
I don't know if it's so up. There's like this, No,
there's like this.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's a you know, put it over its ten or something,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Know, thing to put it on its foot, and it
makes sure like the baby's still alive.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I swear to God, baby alive.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, maybe it's part of the monitor. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Whatever. Anyway, what piss me off about it is Sky
did the thing where she looked for whatever the most
expensive item was on the registry and bought it. But
that sucks because yeah, no, like I got nowhere to go.
I need to get whatever is the Me and Emily
are the ones in competition here for godmother and Godfather. Okay,
(07:08):
she ain't by it. I know she's out.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
You've won that one.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I beat Emily. Problem that whatever very doubtful, very very
doul very doubtful. Okay, So Sky sat in the bar
that high. Now I got Now where am I going
to go?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
So?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Now I got to go in the multiple gift flame
to the top Sky because I have to be to
damns a competition.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
With us, you would do the same thing, is true. Yeah,
but if it's gifts has.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Got to Oh yeah, I'm over the top guy. Come on,
I got a reputation uphold here, reput plus as the godfather.
I really got to make sure that my my young
man is taking care of Okay, So I got a
lot of work to do here. Well, I go on
the registry because I'm not even letting my wife be
involved in. Deborah's the one who's invited to the thing.
(08:06):
I'm not. But I don't care because I'm the one involved. Okay.
So and obviously I care. You know, there is one
of my closest friends, Hayley's a very close friend of mine.
I want to make sure that the baby gets what
the baby wants. I don't know, I don't know. And
I also remember when I, you know, was a young
(08:26):
man and a young father of like what was important exactly?
And so I go down the list and I'm like,
what is this crap? You know, I mean I've seen
all this stuff before. I remember being being like, you know,
seeing our registream, like what is it? Why do we
need this little burp blanketty? I don't need it. I
(08:50):
don't need it. There's all these other things, you know,
I see that. I'm like model warmer somethings like that.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Like I did, like somebody got us this bottle sanitizer,
which I enjoyed because cleaning those things like a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah oh yeah, like the bottle brush. I don't want
something good, you know, something you think about me every
single Yeah, I want you to think about me every
time you're with that baby.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Okay, if you've ref.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And so one of the things I remember that was
super important. I'm uncomfortable saying what it is, but I think.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I have to she's I don't think my wife's listening.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay, good, So I went big and I decided to
get you the rocker really, yes, really, yes, the glider
rocker thing, which you know is super key when when
that baby wakes up in the middle of the night,
you gotta go sit there, rock it and sleep. It's it's
a nightmare. And they they have a really good one
on their registry. So I went, all right, I'm.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Going thought you were saying it was like the you know,
the rocking machine thing.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
The actual rocking chair.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I've heard about this, that's right. Yeah, I've heard so
much better.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Monitor.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's called an outlet dream sock, and I knew it
was called the sock, but it's not an actual sock,
and it tracks the heart rate and oxygen levels.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And that's weird.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
That's really weird, necessary for somebody, and for somebody like him.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, you're gonna be my wife.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
My wife is very concerned about what's it called sids?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, listen concerned.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But when Sky bought this, there were tears.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Did we did Sky buy it? Doesn't even know? Look
at her, she doesn't even care about this baby, Like
I do.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
I thought I bought a monitor, but I think it's
a package that comes with the monitor and the sock
in it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
It's like a package that three dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay, again, you didn't need to We don't need You
didn't need to say that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I don't need that. Your baby's gonna fin.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, hey, oh my god. Why he's like wishing bad
things on the baby? And how crappy is her gift?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's all anyway. So I, you know, got a couple
of things, and one of the things is this this
rocket and it's it's it's great, it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It was perfect. She wasn't sure love this?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Check you wait, you wait till this thing you see this?
So here we go order it up, it arrives. Here's
where the dilemma comes in is that it's a it's
a big package, you know, and so it's a big
box or whatever. And I realized, oh, okay, well, what
(11:49):
is the etiquette here when it comes to a gift
like this. Do we put it together and then when
you give it as the registry, it's already put together,
which is kind of odd, or do we give them
this giant box and they put it together. I don't
know what the etiquette is for that, like if it depends.
(12:11):
I guess what the occasion is as a as a
baby thing. I don't know, because I mean she's pregnant. Yeah,
she's handy. That's the good thing about Haley is that
she's super handy put stuff away. This guy over here
could not. It would take you.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
A month putting like the toilet paper roll back on.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
My wife, micro vertical.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Microwaves.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
My wife put together the crib. This we have so
my wife's step mom, my stepmother in law. I guess
it is also very handy. Okay, so this is right
up her ally, So you I don't think you should
put it together because I could get in there and
ask Haley or stepmom to put this thing together and
(13:05):
they'll do it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I think we'll be good.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But would it look better if instead of this ugly
brown giant box, it came like already together and like a.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Bowe about presentation?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Really you look, you know your I see it first.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Obviously I'm worried about like getting transported to like how
heavy is this thing?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I would have these?
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yeah, now your wife has to transport this because you
wanted to top my gif.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Thats what it was. Why don't you just ship it
to their house instead of your house?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
First of all, I don't know, Emily. I'm sorry I
did that. I didn't think angry. I'm sorry times, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I get sweet little Deborah, Oh sweet.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Too bad the chair weighs more than her. And then also,
now do you gotta wrap it? You know what I
mean that I'm not worried about. Yeah, I don't wrap
because I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Have to do it.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Okay, see again, I'm putting all this on because you
kind of what up me, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You don't care, you don't have to put it together?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You're sure?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, because I because between Haley and my and my
stepmother in law, you're you're out of the I'm not
touching that.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
While worse, my me and my dad, Me and my
my dad will do this, and me and my dad
will do it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well. Here, here's even more of a confusing thing. The
baby shower isn't at Thor's house, So how are they
going to transfer his box? Like Thor is gonna have
to go pick this thing up? Had to ship to
their house.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Emily's right, but then what then It's not.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
At the My thought was at the it's got to
be at the actual event. Am I wrong here?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Well, you would have just bought it early and bought
the most expensive thing in a nice little box.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
This buy some dumb sock. Okay, okay, she cried, Okay,
apparently Emily stupid.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
I do.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I stand by that all of our kids are fine
and we didn't have the damn song.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
This is uncomfortable,
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