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September 26, 2025 14 mins
We all know abouyt Eddie's obsession with Christmas and how it has absolutely NO limits... Well today we learned about his newest purchase and we wish we could say we are surprised... but it's Eddie we are talking about...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, here's some things that you should know about your
boy Eddie over here. You probably already know. I love
Christmas on a pretty crazy level. Understandment, How else would
you put that.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Christmas first scene?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, Christmas, it's not like, it's not like it's like
the religious portion of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Jesus is the reason.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm not saying. I'm not saying you aren't religious, man,
I'm just saying it's more about like everything the Santa,
the weirdo shows like all of it.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
His love for Michael are teaching your nipples.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You said.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Stand by it, You stand by it.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
He like guns.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I would like to recreate the scene from Ghosts where
they're making pottery with ble. You would, Oh, that would
be so nice, Candle, I sniffed that thing raw Patrick.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I feel like you're Swayze and then with your shirt off.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
And booble is Swayze.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, come on, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's his guy right there. Okay, Wow,
what a beautiful weird It's always been weird because when
you started touching you.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
If I could take a bath with Michael, I would
the fact that's a fact a.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Big bath guy. No, oh, but if you had the.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Opportunity, if I was in the winter, what never, what
if it's weird, it's cold out, Oh, jump in the bath,
get a little hot cocoa. We decided to take a
couple of bros take a bath. I don't do. That's weird.
Oh that's where the bouble would make my nipples erect?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
There they are?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
So what was the Christmas? That's what That's the.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Level we're dealing with here of christ And it's never.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Blight, the tree never off.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
It's never too soon.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
For this guy.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
We're in the season right, Mark showing movies right, that's crazy.
I know they.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Released their schedule of Lilly of every September.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
I know, I know it's wild.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You need to calm down. I'm about to get crazy.
So I like, I really like Christmas a lot. We know.
Other thing about me is that I don't like to
spend the money frivolously. I'm not a big spender. I
don't go out and buy a bunch of stuff for myself.
I just don't. It's just not in me. I don't
know why. I'm a saver.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You don't like you've wanted a blackstone for a long time.
Good buy one.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I could. The reason why I don't with that in
particular is I think that's such an easy gift for
my wife to get me that I'm like, I've said
it enough to where it's like if she doesn't get
that for me for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I know? And so I'm like, I would just go
buy it for myself, sure, for that, but I'm also like,
this is a no brainer, easy gift for Christmas, so like,
come on, come on, lady, come on, come on through.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
But yeah, you don't.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, I just don't. I just don't. And So there
is something that has been sent to me a lot,
and it's something it is a new product that got
put out and of course I've seen it, but people
keep sending it to me because it's you know, who
I am, and I get it and I appreciate it.
But I've been sent it so many times that I'm like,

(03:40):
it's in there, it's in my head of like should
I buy this? And finally, yesterday I was sitting there
and I was thinking, like why wouldn't I buy this?
Like it's it fits everything every criteria in my life,
it's everything I love. I don't know why I wouldn't
do something like that.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
And that's how I felt about the mini TV I bought.
You say, mini TV.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's a fifty five venture which for most people that's
a big story TV.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
I've got.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's what I watch.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Everything that's insane must get headaches. We're just going minuscule.
So I get that feeling. I got this big TV,
and I'm like, I've always wanted this little TV. It's
living guy underneath it. I might as well do it.
So I get the filming that you're going with. I
just I get it. Yolo, Wow, you can't take it
with you, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's it. Yeah, that's it. And so listen. I got
a great life. It is what it is, you know.
I'm happy and everything, but this would make my life
I don't want to say complete, but it really would
put it on another level. I thought about the really
mini TV. I have been seeing for a while now,
and people have been sending me the new seven and

(04:53):
a half foot tall Christmas Chewbacca that they're selling at
home depot.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
What oh, I have not seen this? I must, I
must look this up.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yes, it's animated, it's an animatronic so oh yeah, it
moves it talks, it does everything. It's the most incredible
thing I've ever seen. And so I did run it
by Deborah, my wife, Hope.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
So that's like adding another family number. She's that's seven
feet tall.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
She hurt my feelings a little bit. She knows me.
She knows that this is a big deal for me.
She she goes, that's kind of scary. And I go, well,
come on, Deborah, I go, I'll turn it off at
night because I don't want to be walking in the
middle of night by you know, if I get up,
you know, I leave the house and it's picked and
if that thing starts, you know, yelping, you know, that'd

(05:48):
be that'd be kind of crazy.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
And so I was just like, I get that part
of it. I go, there, there are a couple issues.
Number one that and I go, I turn off the
tree every night. I'll turn this off too. It'll just
be easy.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh you're gonna have it in the house.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Where else would it be?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I swear to guy.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Thought this was like, this is so precious to me
that if I were to buy it, this would be
inside in the inside deck.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Question I quest two questions for you. So I'm on
the website and that sells it. They have a Darth Vader
and a storm Trooper one as well. Do you just
make If I was Eddie, I'm being dead serious, I
would get the collection.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Okay, Kenny collection. I mean this is crazy as it is.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I would do Now the R two DT want to
solve that, which is a bummer, but I would do
the whole thing, just saying the r t DT wants
a door the way with the Christmas lights around.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
These things are massive, But who's going to see it
if you do get it?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Me? Because like you know, the most important guy.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
You don't have like a Christmas party or anything at
your house? Like, who's me?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
What part?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
For his own enjoyment?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Now I want this more than anything I would ever want.
In the living room you have you have a tall room?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Now what is I would do all three because it
says it says like four different things.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Do you know what it's saying and what it's doing?

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Because because it says things, so like that means anytime
you walk.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
By you can bring up the sound. There's a video
that comes with the with the with the internet site,
so you can actually play it and hear what.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Okay, I need to hear because anytime one of your family.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Members walks by, it's based on movement.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
They're gonna get this.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
In the house, your wife's walking.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Talk to you, and he's watching TV. He gets up
to get a drink of water.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, off the dog runs by.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh my god, that'll be great.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
That goes off Eddie.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Is that it has a sand hat on moving candy cane.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Man, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in
my life.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Over seven feet tall.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, it's a it's massive.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I have to say, I've never seen Eddie light up
like that.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Dude wanted it's my two favorite things Star Wars at Christmas.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Okay, where do you store that bad boy the rest
of the year?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay? So that's my heir. Here. Here's what we got
going on here. So I'm struggling because it's it's pretty
expensive for me. Yeah you know. I mean it's three
hundred and fifty bucks and that's a pretty decent purchase.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
It is not horrible for how big it is, because
I buy those animatronic stuff for like Halloween.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
So I know you should be on my ones home people,
you should be on my side with those giant skeletons
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
You I haven't made my mind up yet, so just you.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Have a little bit of a judgmental tone. Yeah, yeah,
you buy wacky stuff for Halloween is just buy stuff
that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Skeleton, you buy the skeleton and then you buy like
the Pirates, and then you're like, oh, I found this, Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It doesn't go out anymore with the skeletons.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I found this, like snow white theme. I'm gonna do
what what was that thing that was making noise and
moving that you just recently that goes with.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Skeletons, Well, it's all creepy. It's a graveyard. It's a
creepy graveyard. The graveyard house, Yeah, okay, makes sense. That
goes on the street though.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
The spider goes on the street, driving neighborhoods, so people
walk by with their dogs at the time. So it
like it comes out and kids, kids like it and
they get excited about it.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
So it's like people see, it's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
No one gets excited. Darth Vader wants pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
His lightsaber is a candy cane.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Trust me, it's all part of the plane.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
So I run this by Deborah. She's like, I don't know,
it's kind of creepy. And I go, listen, this is
this is my dream. Please let this happen, and she goes, listen,
you don't buy anything, go ahead if you really want it,
And I said I really want it. So yesterday I
pulled the trigger and bought it. It gets delivered tomorrow.

(10:33):
It's going right up. Wait, not true, it's going right up.
I don't care. I want it. I wanted to be
there all year round. Deborah won't let me. So I
have massive concerns about storing it because if I put
it in my garage, well that I don't care about.
I have room for it, but I just don't want

(10:54):
anything to happen to it. Yes, I don't want like
a mouse to get in there and like burrow in
the fur or getting his satchel, don't you know, something
like that. And so I had all these concerns, and
I'm like, okay, well, maybe I could buy like a
giant Christmas tree bag and put him in there for
the off season. But then I came up with a
genius idea. Because I love him so much, I think

(11:18):
I'm going to keep him year round in the game room.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I think that's smart.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
But I know he's Christmas, but who can I want
to hear him talk to me all the time. You're
going to keep him on well, I mean, yeah, yes,
I want to hear him talk to me.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I think that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I have no issue with this. Thank you in the
game room. That's perfect.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Get so scared. It's like Gramdma Nancy walking.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
She can't walk in anywhere these days? Why didn't walk
it anywhere these day? Don't worry about her. Don't worry
about her.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Eventually, Yeah, eventually he'll be in Grandma Nancy's house. Dude,
you'll protect her. Graham Nancy's co pilot. There you go, pilot.
I cannot wait for this. And Thor is right. Once
I get Chewy in there, the others.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
The others are coming. I respect one. It's so bad.
That's so bad.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
You're at this your who cares?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I would do it.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
What's wrong with this?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Totally? On this one?

Speaker 5 (12:27):
It just takes up way too much, Like this is
way too much.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
She keeps stuff a little.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
He's coming back.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
We don't need to add to the problem by there
is no problem.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
There is no problem. There's no problem. There's no problem.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
About keeping it in the game room. Yeah, I mean,
keep it cool, man, keep it cool.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I think the perfect spot. Yeah, I think it's your
game room. Now, I get it.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
That being said, when I get it, it's going right
up in the living room because I want to. I
want to enjoy it. I want to you know what,
do I got three months here? Okay? Yeah, Gottober November
the face. No, No, it's going right up. I get it.
I get it literally tomorrow, like he wants and I
want to hang out with him, just by itself. I

(13:14):
want to hang out with him.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
So no tree up, nothing, He's just going to be
in your living room.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Yes, like you're probably gonna have a because your wife
puts a couple of Halloween decorations up, so those will
be up.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
You don't need to make that face.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
That doesn't always by like cheap, literally the worst.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
So this is top notch. I've done it. When I
get him tomorrow, I will post all about it. Okay, Okay,
I'll do a reveal the whole question.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Are you okay? Dressing him up for other holidays?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
So I don't think he comes off well. He holds
the candy cane in the hats.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Right, so we can keep that on.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
But what if we get like a triple Excel Halloween shirt?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Can we put that on him?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't care about Halloween.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
So he's Christmas only where the Valentia.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's the only thing I care about. You can't have
a heart, it's the only thing I care about. Part
of that do not understand. He's the best. So seven
and a half feet tall animated Chewbacca arrives tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I can't believe

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Be on throw

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