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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll be honest with you. I was taken aback a
little bit the other day when I sort of I
didn't make an announcement, but I just said, kind of
like flippantly, say goodbye to this shirts the last time
you're going to see this T shirt. And the reaction
I got was like, WHOA, I didn't. I didn't see
it coming. So I pretty much wear the same thing
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every day, which is a some form of graphic T shirt, shorts,
and that's it. You know, I obviously choose but whatever,
but that's that's just my look. That's it pretty much. Man,
you want to dress like me, pick out a graphic
T shirt, put on some shorts, and you're me, that's
my uniform. And so I it'd be one thing. I
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think if I had like eight shirts, that's not the
case I have probably. I mean, I can't even imagine.
I would say, we're pushing seventy five.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Seventy five shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Maybe I never counted thirty. No, because they're like, think
about this shirt, thirty even a ton. Right, you won't
see this shirt again until like at least three months,
two or three months. You won't see the shirt again
because I rotate them. So there's a whole process with.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
My I'm not going to lie to like that's the
go to gift Freddy, Yeah, become that. It's like I'm
at the point where I'm like, can I get him
something out? I love it because he is okay, at
the point where like, okay, but what else would I
get him?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Like it's like it's like I can go shirt. I
could go fungo, funk o, funko, I see like you start,
or I could go like, you know, a Star Wars thing.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, which he has everything of not necessarily well, I
mean that the layman can find.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah. So yeah, graphic T shirts are a big thing
for me. I have a ton of them. The way
it works is I hang them all long in my closet.
Otherwise I would have nothing else, so many hangers. I
do have a lot of hangers.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Will you take a picture of it one day?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Sure, I've just died to see them all in your own.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's it is pretty wild, I admit it. And so
once I wear one, wash it it goes into the
back of the line and then you won't see it
again for another couple of months. So that's how the
graphic T shirt rotation is so you won't see this
shirt that I'm wearing currently right now again for a
couple of months.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Wow, And when they were first loaded in there, like
when you moved into this house whatever, five years ago,
did you just load it as it was before? Was
there any color coding when you first put them in? No, No,
there's no color coding. There's no Marvel DC. It just
all went in the way it was in your previous
closet because that was the rotation order.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, okay, why would I change the rotation that's the same.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I just never knew if there was a day you
decided to, like I'm going to organ I.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Was just going to start dillan see someone day rest. Okay,
I wait what rotation? Oh see, this is what happened
in the other day when I mentioned that I haven't
even explained anything yet. Yes, what's your question? So then,
are you you're more fascinated with my closet? I think
everything about okay.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
All of it. So do you have to like move
the clothes forward like when you're in a line?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Obviously back moves us Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Kind of scooch scooch back.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Now I do have Okay, the way I hang them
up is a little bit interesting too. So I have
my daily wearers. Then in another section, I have my
Disney t shirts only were like Disneyland. Okay, I have
like five or six of those. Yeah, so not a ton,
But I have something.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Why do you only wear those a Disneyland versus the
normal rotation?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're Disney shirts. So I have a shirt that has
the three Cavy arrows on it. I think that'd be
odd me walking around wearing that not a Disneyland. Honestly,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Would you wear Disney outside of Disney So you never
wear Disney shirts in here?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Really, I have specific like shirts, like I have a
mad Horn shirt. Now that'd be weird wearing that here
walking around Disneyland makes sense?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
No, I think you can wear He wants quick access
to his Disney shirts because when he's got to go
to the park, he wants he wants to know exactly
where they are, probably too.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But I'm not in a rush, I mean I'm walking shirts.
Then I have Then I have my at leisure wear,
which is here. I have like four or five like
under armor shirts that I wear when I'm at practice,
you know, And so they're like that shirts, yeah, shirt
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coachy shirts. But then I also have my softball jersey,
two jerseys, and then my one jersey that I have
for little leak.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
My question is about the hangers, because if they're going
to be on the hangers for so long, I get
worried about like the little things right here. So do
you have special hangers that go down that I've told
everybody about.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
These hangers that I have only use the the plastic ones.
And for some reason I don't get. You don't get that.
I will get the risk in other stuff that I
don't wear forever.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You know, you got you gotta get like sloped down
hangers because then I've heard you say, because then they
just stop pheno.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Do you ever see anything on the you.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wear that shirt all the time. This is a new one,
I know, the other one I know, I know, but
you still wear that shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But a lot of like sweaters and stuff I don't wear,
I have them on the special hangers too.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So I could use them for that because I'm a
I am a only like a month out of the
year a sweater guy, and it's early when I go out,
and that's it. Yeah, the only time we're going to
see me I run hot? So how does this work?
How does this whole process work? So you understand the rotation.
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Now you understand how many I have. And so when
my process is, if a new T shirt comes in,
one's got to come out. I don't add to it,
like the amount of T shirts I have right now.
Can you imagine if I just kept adding to it,
my bar would fall down and they close. It'd be
too much. It's so heavy, you know. And so one
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comes in, one goes out. That's the way it works.
And so around Christmas or my birthday, and it's kind
of specifically you guys, when you get me a new
T shirt, or if I randomly decide, if I randomly
see a shirt and I want it, I'll buy it.
Then I'll then one comes in, one goes out. So
this year, Emily got me a new shirt. Thora got
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me a new shirt? Did you give me a new shirts?
I don't think you did not this year? And then
my wife got me like two new shirts. So that's
four new shirts. So that means four shirts gotta go.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
They have to go.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's the way it goes. And I've had again, like
I'm not like sky. I don't keep my clothes for
twenty five years. Okay, like once once they go, they go,
that's sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I don't fall in love with all of my shirts.
I wanted to.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Wear my lost sweatshirt today, but I knew Emily would
punch me on the face.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah. I got you this for Christmas that you're wearing around.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
This hoodie better than your lost aquarium crew of mammals.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's better than the disgusting lost sweater.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's not nice. She's had it for fifteen.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Men downtown have nicer clothes, stains and rips, and you're
like Bill Belichick during that CBS interview with the whole
of it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So I do get rid of my stuff. So what
the question was? Because I said to you this last
time you're going to see the shirt and you freaked out.
You're like, why why is that one? And I said, Okay,
well do you really want to know the process behind it?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Because there is a process I envisioned, like like a
dry erase board and we're rolling up our This.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Isn't a beautiful mind like or like you're at a
precinct and they're trying to piece together all the clues
that's how he does his shirt. Of each shirt a
little like that, Nothing like that. I can tell you.
The biggest factor for a shirt to get eliminated is fit.
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So if if I wear it and I don't love
the fit, you know, like some of my T shirts
are are fit awesome. This one actually, this shirt that
I have on right now, which is an ant Man shirt,
is a little big. This one's a little big, but
I don't mind it big. I'd rather big than tight.
I hate tight T shirts. I hate it. And so
if if I ever feel like there's a shirt that's
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a little too tight, I can't do it. I go, okay,
I'll wear it for a little bit. And then you're
the first.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
To go mentally, You're like you're on the block.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You're gonna get a little bit up there. Wow, I
will snuff that torch.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh sorry, Well quick about real quick about fit? Does
the feel of the fabric matter in that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
A little bit? Not as much as you would think.
I have bought a couple of Star Wars shirts at
actually Disneyland, and there their T shirts are like rough.
No I wish it was because I love the subject matter,
But I but the but the feel of it isn't
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as great as you would think. Okay, okay, question your
question from the audiencewer am I holding a press confience?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
It seems like it seems like you are.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Do you ever decide like when when we're not giving
you new T shirts?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Like mid mid summer? Like does a T shirt rub
me the wrong way? And then do you get rid
of it?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'd have to get one first, one in.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
One out. Even if you wear T shirt it's not fitting, well,
you realize if there's.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Not much, continue to wear it until I get a
new one, one in, one out way, that's the rule.
I don't make the rules. You're right, idea, So fit
is number one. Then subject matter subject matter, like if
I love the subject matter, I'll probably leave it in
a little bit longer than I would.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Like, Like what are some winners and some losers? Like
what is an automatic in Star Wars?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Like I would say probably ninety percent of my graphic
t's are Star Wars and Marvel. And then I have
the category, which I call rando's. I got a Rando
from Thor for my birthday that that shirt is gonna
stick around for a long time because I got multiple
compliments on it.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Really.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
It is a vintage McDonald's shirt, which I would never
buy for myself. And when I saw it, I was like,
what the hell is this? But then I kind of
fell in love with it and then I'm not joking.
The first time I wore it, I got multiple people going, dude,
that's an awesome shirt. One happened right in front of
thor thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I've I've become I've become a vintage graphic T shirt guy.
So like the one of the eminem shirts I have
is from a tour from two thousand, the wrestling shirts
I have it from like ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I like that. That's vintage too. By the way, its twenty.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Five years ago.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So I saw a lot of vintage the graphic tea
stuff comes on and I'm very picky with my graphic
because I like compliments.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
When I wear vintages are very in, very trendy.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But it's not vintage. T's what you mean?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You mean?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I'm not doing a c DC, you know what I mean.
I'm doing like wrestling. And so I saw this one
for Eddie and I it was perfect. I could have
used it for myself.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But you walking around in McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
The compliments, man, but you but you got earned it.
You got it, earned it. It feels good to get
a T shirt COF.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I was stunned, honestly, like like multiple people, including my family.
My family's like, oh my god, I love that shirt,
and I'm like, Thor got it for me. I'm telling him,
I'm telling you that came from that being said. Emily
got me a kind of no offense, basic Marvel shirt,
but the feel and fit of it I fell in
love with. Yeah, no compliments, no compliments. I'm not gonna
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get compliments on it, but.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
With seventy other people are wearing that shirt one at
a time.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
It was basic, that's correct, correct, and I liked it
that basic. I liked it. Marl shirt, I liked it.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Target, no Cools, I didn't cool.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, not that those are bad stores, but everyone buys them.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Right, and when I see those, I'm always okay. That
is another thing. So uniqueness.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I my wife will fall into this trap a little
bit where she'll get me a just basic Star Wars
shirt and she should know by now like I have,
I don't wear just a shirt that says Star Wars
like that. That annoys me. Now she's bought me quite
a few of those, and I don't say anything. I'm sorry, okay,
but I like a unique one. And that is one
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where if I am walking around Disneyland or if I'm
walking around I'll get the cool shirt that that's the
that means the world to me, not Disneyland shirt that
I don't care about Star Wars specific Right, if I
rock a Star Wars shirt and you give me a
point of like, oh that's cool, you get it, and
we're on the same page, yes, because I have quite
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a few of those, Like it's got to be some
sort of unique thing about it, Like I have one,
you know of all the different people who have lost
a hand install like that's so unique, that's funny, and
I love that.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
One and for a long time.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Then probably I have a secret Wars Marvel shirt that
I mean is like my I love that shirt because
that was my favorite comic book series when I was
growing up. So that one, that one's lasted. I think
that's my longest running T shirt right now, which is
probably about seven years old. Wow, and it's still in
the rotation. Now.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Does a question for the audience?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Does a lot of questions?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Does color, the base color of the shirt play a
factor because I know in my husband's closet you're gonna
find ninety nine percent blue and gray shirts and nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't know is the color bland?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
No, those are just like the colors like you're not
going to find like a red shirt. So do you
right now? You got a black bass and the ant
man on top? Do you care about the bass color?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Not really, because you'll you'll see all the colors of
the rainbow in my class.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
There you go, Scott, who told your husband and he
doesn't look good in red? Or did he just assume
that he didn't look good in red?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That was weird, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, he did hold up some like kind of reddish
color the other day.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And you said, ew, yeah, I have reds, I have greens,
I have blue. I do wear them all. So this
particular ant man shirt is on the chopping block.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I've seen enough. I've seen enough. I've seen this shirt
for years. It's been around for a little bit time.
Not a ton, but yeah, this one, this one, I
don't like. The subject matters cool A man is not
my favorite. Like this is the O G m yeah, like, yeah,
I love Paul Ruddy.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So this is the O G A man. So I
don't love the character. I think it's cool, but it
had its time. It's been around for long enough. I'm good.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
So this morning putting it on, I decided special thoughts
are feelings sadness.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
But this is probably the last time.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Maybe I got to get one in. First, one's got
to come in Emily. It's a hard time to his house.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
And look, I want to look through all your T
shirts to see which ones of mine is from the
past you've gotten rid of.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Probably probably most of them.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Here was one of the wilder things that did happen
at Christmas. Emily bought me a shirt that I had
already worn and got rid of. You don't remember me
wearing this. It was kind of crazy. So I've already
worn it and got rid of it, and so now
it's back in the rotation and I feel really weird
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about it. So that's it throwing you off. It's run
its course. I think you should be that offended. You're
the one that brought me a shirt that I already owned.
I can't remember shirt, So there you go. That's the process.
I hope you feel better about it. Yes, it is
a wild thing. It is a wild thing.