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June 24, 2025 14 mins
Eddie put together a list of his top 10 "Granny's that could get it" and you wont believe what happens
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So one of the things that I'm known for is
my top ten lists. Now, normally my top ten list,
I'll pick an artist or a band or something like
that and give you my top ten songs from that artist.
I don't know why you're making that reaction.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, sometimes they're annoying, you know, when you have feelings
and Eddie doesn't.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm just saying that it's my list. Your list can
look completely different.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's fine, like leaving Thriller off your Michael my top
ten SONGP ten top ten at the top ten really
doesn't make it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't know even be my top fifteen. Anyway. This
is going to be very different. Get ready for this
because Thor sort of requested yea, because you know it's
come up from time to time. Yes, I may or
may not have a thing for older ladies. I find them.

(00:50):
I find certain ones really attractive. And so Thor the
other day said, can you do a top ten Gilfs list?
Grannies who could get it? And I said, yes, I can.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Somewhere Kellen Winslow Junior, you don't need.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
To make that. You don't need to make that comparison. Now,
before we get going here, I'm gonna I'm gonna give
you some names who were close.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
It didn't quite make able legends. Sure, all alive women, right, yeah,
of course the threshold is sixty. You gotta be sixty
years older. Oh not sixty five, No, sixty years older.
It could be sixty five at retirement. Sixty five is retirement.
I want you to have an ARP card. That's fine.
There's not one under sixty five. Good, So that's good.

(01:37):
I'm fine with be now now, I could take this
little serious, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Colase, but didn't make it. The great Mary steam burgein
the list. She was there. She was in there, but had.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Recently on a Curb episode. She's still hot. I could
still get ted ted dances living it up.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Look at you, look at it's talking and like its
naturally hot, not like catfully a lot of those I
don't right now for window really wait, you didn't have
to say, Susan Sarandon, get us a shout out.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, Eddie didn't make the list.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
She's what I'm shocked, just based on the chest alone.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh you get ready? Okay, so uh then I have
to do a special shout out for the girl who
I grew up in love with, who was sort of
my dream girl as like, but more in a like
a love way, not in a can get it sort of.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
A way you don't want to do inappropriate things.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, I love her, you care about her, but she's
sixty five, which is shocking. Susannah Hoffs from the Banks
love her, God, I love her.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Have you looked into what sixty five year old Susanna?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
She She did some videos based off what they look like.
Now yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
No guy, this is this is the hottest thing I've
ever been.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
But he's talking about his childhood love playing a part.
She still look that bad right now, she still looks great.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I love Susanna Hoffs. Sally Field kind of cute but
didn't make.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
The listen, Sally feels.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's crazy. Feel I feel get it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
We still go, yeah, in on this kind of You
notice in the beginning he was sort of like, E, No,
he's in on this.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I just saw Sory Field with short hair. She can't
get I'm not a short hair guy.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I know that's the issue. All Right, here we go
my top ten grannies who could get it. Okay, coming
in at number ten is going to be a shocker.
I'm going to tell you that right now, because you're
thinking back in the day. Who you know, she had
her run back in the day. Her voice is very unpleasant.

(03:43):
But you look at her now, she's better looking now
than she was back in her heyday. I'm talking about
the nanny fran Dresserreser, sixty.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Six years old. She looks way better now. She looks
it's a six six year old. I can't with that.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I get it, but she I don't think she's putting
on the voice anymore like.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
When because she was I look good. She doesn't look good.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
And that's that. That's a really terrible picture. Show that
I was trying to find. That shocking you thought that
look good aged fantastic for sixty six see it come
in brand dresser can get it.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wow, she looks like she's fifty right, not bad? Right,
you can get it, just don't she just can't talk.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Right, no, right, all right? Coming in as my number
nine granny who could get it? Is one that goes
back in the day and sky. You have a little
bit of a connection with this woman from the show Taxi.
Mary Lou Henner seventy two years old.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
She's seventy two.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
She can't get it.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Now a lot of these things go back to when
they were in their hey day. Mary, you can get it, okay.
So back in the day when I was growing up,
I had you know, I was discovering my sexuality and
how I was into you know, the chicks at the time,
like Mary Lou was very known for her chest like that,
so like I still have a thing for.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Her because of it.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Still Mary Lou is still at seventy two, looks fantastic.
She can get it. And again this sort of goes
back to back in the day.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh yeah, man, nobody can swim. You're telling me Mary?
Uh Mary, Mary stem Bergins Deenberger didn't make me virgin.
Stean Bersion didn't make it, but this chick did.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, this is I hate this list already because he's
biased over who he liked as a kid. I think
it should be who you want.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
To but I am saying who I would easily now okay.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
And it's ADDIE's list.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, thank you. I've heard coming out a number eight
was an icon in her day, really and even now
still looking great at seventy seven years old. Roquel Welch
can get it.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm still looking good.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, yeah, look a little caddy.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
No no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
No no no. Raquel Welch is still a piece. We
could still get. That's what I'm talking about, my son.
Oh well, yeah, she's fantastic. Oh yeah, dude. I show
up and I'm cleaning.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Her pool and she invites me, insid. What's that, kel Welch,
She's no longer with us?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
What happens?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I just thought she was still February fifteenth, Mary's in. Yeah,
eighty Quel was alive. She died at eighty two. What
that's what it says.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I looked up something wrong because I had her at
seventy seven.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Years eighty two.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, Mary's in. Yeah, Mary Steve Bird is in.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
But we do know that at one point, when she
was in her eighties, Eddie wanted to do it with
the hell eighty fully erect right now thinking about okay,
a little bit of a football. I apologize, okay, okay,
but congratulations and Mary Steamburgeon, you're it odds.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
One of the guilt your lists.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I mean, I mean, honestly, pretty honestly, pretty high.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'm really Saturday though, I'm sorry I never got to
last year.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Last crying all right, let me get this together, let him,
let him and then okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
As my number seven granny who could get it, my
guilt list is one that I know thora is in
on I am talking about, and I believe the oldest
on my list, Mona, she's dead. I knew that one.
Helen Mirren, eight years old. I'm still get Yeah, Helen

(07:55):
Mirren can still get it. I mean it still white hair, yeah,
I mean but still.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Hell Mirror is hot, and she's and I kind of
get and I kind of get free.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah, which makes her hot. Yeah, she's really wrinkly.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Hey, hey, you watch your mouth. Keep watching your mouth.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
How you are watching Mirror is hot?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
You've said that seventy eight year old Sean, She's not
top five coming in number seven, so you say too low.
Definitely too low.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Coming in as my number six granny who could get
it is again one Sky. You'll recognize you're a fan
of her show and you still you still can get it.
Linda Carter oh Yonder coming in at seventy two years old.
She absolutely can still get it.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
A little cat face.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
A little bit still get it. She puts on that outfit.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Still yeah again, though I'd rather go Helen Mirren or Mary.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Over Over wonder Woman her mind. Dude, Yeah, she's still Yeah,
I think I go for Kelly.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
You're sweating over Carter?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, oh yeah, you give me the room?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Wow any wow, Okay, all right, we're in my top five.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
This is crazy, top five, This is wild.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
This this name has been brought up before. It was
shocking off from from the room when I said I
was I have a thing for her. Uh that was
until she made an appearance at the Dallas Cowboys halftime
show when in the whirl wind. Holy crap, Dolly Pardon
is still hot? Dolly? You still get it? Who is

(09:44):
seventy eight years old?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I'm surprised she's not Top three, top five, I'm surprised
she's not. Remember how turned on Tony Romo?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, super awkward. That was the same boat. I was
making beer noises at my TV looking at Dolly. Oh yeah,
I think we all can understand when she was rocking
that Cowboys cheerleader outfit.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, that's pretty insane, that's pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
She can get it.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
So top three for you, Thor.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't like her hair right now. It's a little much.
I feel like back in the day it was more real.
Now it's all extensions and wig.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
So that about.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I still I still wouldn't. I still have Helen Mirren
and Mary's. You can do your listen and it's my list.
This is my list, all right, coming at my number
four list. This was everything I want out of a
granny who can get it When she appeared in Wedding
Crashers Jane Seymour, Yeah, it was incredible and it changed

(10:48):
my entire life. Yeah, and that made me go, Okay,
Jane Seymour, I'm seventy three years old. Doctor Quinn is
still hot, Doctor Quinn. Look at her, she's still hot?
Well and doesn't still all that Quinn?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
And does the slutty, creepy like role she played, does
that make her hotter?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
What are you saying?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
And she's crazy and.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
That played that played a huge Actually think being a
medicine woman made her hockey.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, she wasn't really good. Jacy Moore shoved the list
thinking about it. Agree she was. That was incredible. Okay,
well now we're getting into the top three South. You
gotta be good this one. I know you're not gonna like,
but this one I will fight to my dying death
if I ever got an opportunity to hook up with

(11:35):
Vanna White, who always gonna be way up there. He
looks can get it by a bowl.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
But I've been saying it's time for for a while.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I won't watch the show.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
I just think she looks not great.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh that looks fantastic. Vana gets her steps in, you
know she's looking great.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
The Veneers are too big.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sixty seven years old, Vana White can still get it.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, and again there was a time in my life
where there was some pictures released to Van and White.
They were published in Peenthouse magazine, stuff that I may
or may not have got my hands on, and nude.
They were tastefully done, if you will, and it was
sort of under like a sheer top where you could
see stuff and little Eddie who he had a good

(12:23):
time with, like, oh he had a good That's what
I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. So there
may be some of that still left in my head. Yeah,
I'm telling you, man, how was even possible? I tell
you man, I'll tell you man. All right, here we go.
Number two of my top ten gilt scrannies who could
get it is one that will vietmently deny. But this
is she's always up there for me. I will always

(12:45):
had a thing for Kathy Lee Gifford. No lea who's annoying,
I get it.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'd rather hook up with a Frank right now.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Dude, well he's dead. What Kathy the Gifford seventy years old.
Always had a thing for her, not personality wise, just
looks wise. I could still that's that's me and Kathy
could have a moment.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Yeah, she looks hot.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I give it to her. Real good, real good.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You say she looks hot is the most exaggerated fantastic.
I mean, come on, come on, she's hot seventy years old.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Come on now, all right, we all know what number
one is. It will never change. It's number one, and
it will never go anywhere because my number one, out
of my top ten Gilts Granny's who could get it
will always be Jamie Lee Curtis. Wow, oh yeah, Jamie Lee.
There's nothing better. Look up her nude scenes and you

(13:46):
will just go, dude, those are perfection. Those boobs are perfect.
I know it's not your thing, but it's my Jamie Lee. Now,
oh dude, that's like my ultimate fantasy girl, Jamie.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Is she number one your list? No matter the age
it might be?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Honestly, really, I mean Sydney Sweeney, Jamie Lee Curtis. I
think we know where I'm going, Jamie Curtis about not
even a.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Question that was great Philly.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Right now it is what it is. Okay, what are
you gonna said?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
You know?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Because again

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