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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's about to happen. Would you say, would you say
that you agree? Or are your pissed? You're gonna hear now?
Mighty top tenious? You're gonna hear now Eddie's top ten list,
Eddie's top ten least very much so I was. I
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think last week we were going over the scariest movies
of all time based on science and so it's based
on like your heart rate and how scared you are,
but all these different things. And we didn't recognize ninety
percent of the list because there were sort of newer
movies and smaller independent movies that we'd never even seen
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or heard of and all that stuff. And so somebody
shouted out, huh, Eddie, you should get in there and
do your top ten scariest movies of all time, and
I went, oh, thank you. Fan just jumped in yeah
I think so, A big p one jump in here
and yelled it out and I went, oh, okay, I
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think I can handle that. But again, this is my
top ten scariest movies of all time, so it might
not be yours. A lot of these are based on
when I saw them too, as in my life. So
if I saw this as a kid, like that freaked
me out and had way bigger effect on me than
maybe another one.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well that's what I was thinking, because it's so different
based on when you see it, just like you said,
and then on top of it, people are scared by
different things, like some people are really scared by jump
scare or some people like things.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's generational too, so you know, we'll see what happens here.
But let's begin with my top ten scariest movies of
all the time. At number ten, this movie I think
has these scariest creatures in it where you see them
and you're immediately freaked out. You're immediately scared. When they
start talking, You're like, ah, this is awful. I'm gonna
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go with at number ten. Sex in the City, the movie,
I mean absolutely terrifying call. When you see those creatures
on screen, You're like, who's having sex with those men? Would?
There's no way?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Like It's like it's like watching Kevin James being married
to Lee Revenue.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Come on, man, ways, So it's so scary you're just like,
no way, Like I can't. How is that not number one?
You know, I thought I considered it what person I
had I had to turn off. It was so scary.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I don't get about that. Really is that there's actually
multiple men fighting for Sarah.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Right right yuck, Like it's gory, you know, it's like
everything about it is like not my favorite, so very scary.
I don't suggest watching it with children. President. Yeah, so
that comes in as my number ten of all time.
Great call coming in at number nine. Are you serious?
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Dead serious? Coming in at number nine. Again, this had
to do with the environment. It had to do with
when I saw it, all that stuff. My number nine
movie is The blair Witch Project. So I saw blair
Witch before I had heard anything shouldn't again, I know,
very scary, very scary, but blair Witch. I saw, what's
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that theater in Hillcrest? It's the small Yeahlmark, Yes, lamb.
So it's uh, it was you know, it's that single theater.
So it's not like a giant chain, which for some
reason made it scary. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I go there, I feel like I'm an art.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You're cool, Yeah, exactly. Well that's what this was because
if nobody knew what this movie was, it was a
midnight screening and I went and so I walk in
and they they had children's handprints all leading into the
hallway of the thing, and I was like, what is
I don't even know what this movie is. Like, my
buddy dragged me to it, and it was a midnight screening,
so I was like, I don't even know what I'm seeing.
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And then as I'm sitting there watching it, I'm like,
this is so bizarre. It's like nothing you'd ever seen before.
It's all handheld stuff. It was. It was revolutionary, honestly,
and then the end part is just horrifying, absolutely horrifying,
and so I walked out of their people were throwing
up into the trash can because of the shaky camera,
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I think mainly, but it was also so scary. I
mean I heard you were hearing people like leave and cry.
It was one of those, and so it like freaked
me out even more. Well, I can watch it now
and not probably be scared, but at that time and
in that moment, it was so scary. So Blair Witch
Project coming in at number nine, coming in as my
number eight scariest movie of all time, The Conjuring. Really,
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you guys haven't seen The Conjuring yet, which I like,
you guys, you guys have it. This is probably the
most recent movie that's gonna make my list. Oh really, Yeah,
they did it really well. The thing that freaks me
out about The Conjuring is that it's it's based on
a true story. So it's that couple is a real
couple and you know they're all about you know, they
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really found the Annabelle doll and all that stuff is
real life stuff. And so watching it, knowing it's a
true story and what happened, it really freaks me out.
Like I don't like that kind of stuff. I like
real life stuff, like you could throw me a Freddy,
you can throw me like goofy stuff like that, and
I'm fine, Like that doesn't scare me at all. Crime
documentaries that's you know, it freaks me out. Yeah, but
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you watch them, I know it's not good. It's not
good for my mental health all the time. It's not
good for me. And so yeah, the Conjuring, they did
it really well. And as far as like a recent
scary movie, it's the best. Conjuring two is still good.
I stopped after like The Nun and Annabelle, I don't
want to watch any of those, but the Conjuring movies
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are really good. Yeah, I think those are fantastic and scary.
So that's coming in as my number eight scariest movie
of all time, coming in as my number seven scariest
movie of all time. Again. Watched this very early on.
Saw this when I was kind of a kid. Probably
shouldn't have watched it. The way it shot is so creepy,
hollow the original Halloween. Michael Myers, Dude, he's unstoppable. You
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can't stop him, can't stop him. He's gonna be's the
opening scene he kills his sister. Oh it's crazy. Spoiler alert.
You've never seen Halloween over forty years? Have you ever
seen any of Sex and the City? Are you okay?
Are you okay? Like if I saw Sex and City,
I'd still be affected. I'd still be affected. No, wonder
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you have such a hard time sleeping. It's because really,
does Michael Myers ever run or No? He's just always
stupid thing, this same man that's so big? How come
you can't run away? Because you always trip?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Really?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And I was even more affected because my girl Jami
the Curtis is the is the one in it, so
you know I was always scared for her. So yeah,
the o G Halloween, don't stop with making anymore. Stop
with your you've ruined the legacy if they would have
just made the first one and that's it perfect. But
but yeah, they they it's crazy coming in as my
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number six scariest movie of all time. Again, very old movie,
but this it's basically to me a snuff film. Texas
Chainsaw Massacre, the original Texas Chainsaw Masker is like watching
a snuff film.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The guy that the guy that directed it, Toby Hooper,
who is in the ed Geen series on Netflix. They
did a whole thing on Texas Chainsaw Masker and ed
Gean and all that stuff because like skin lamps and
skin suits and all that stuff is from ed Gean butting. Yes,
that's all. It's all my bedtime stories as I like
to call them. But the og Texas Chainsaw Massaker is horrifying,
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like horrifying, like it's I'm telling you, there's no way
to describe it. It's so because it's it's filmed on
this whatever. I don't know what the technical term is,
but it's you know, like like low budget looking, and
so you know this group of teenagers of course going
to a house and you know this house is a
house of wholes and leather Face is hanging people on hooks,
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and I mean, and he's chasing you around. I mean
it is. It doesn't feel like a you know, Hollywood
horror movie. It feels like you're watching a freaking snuff film.
And so it's the original one is terrifying, absolutely, to
the point of where I'll never forget. When I was
like thirteen, my sister went to go see it at
a drive in or something like that, and she came
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home and would not was not able to sleep and
was screaming and nightmares and like all these things from
that movie. From that movie, it traumatized her. Yeah, exactly
how you were with Sex and the City. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
His wife had to wake him up, so wake up screaming.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah. Coming in as my number five scariest movie of
all time, these movies really affected me. And Sky Paranormal
Activity Crazy, I'm I'm basically putting the first one in
here because that's that's the OG and and again very revolutionary.
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You just have one shot they set up a camera
in their bedroom because weird stuff was happening, and then
they show these time lapses and then weird stuff with
the with the lady and creepy stuff. The next one
was the one with the baby monitors, which when me
and Sky were having kids, baby kids, you know, little babies,
they we had those baby monitors and seeing that kind
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of stuff like that freaked us out, really freaked.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
The first night after watching that one with the baby monitors,
I couldn't sleep and I just kept staring at the
baby monitor on my nightstand like all night, like, dude,
I'm gonna see Toby walk by this thing any second.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The first three are pretty good, because they're pretty good.
They're pretty scary, scary a house and Carlsbad or like
a condo or whatever. And then it starts to get
a little squarely like they made five or six and
there and you're like, what are we doing here in
which is, yeah, I don't know what the hell happened.
But Paranormal Activity very good, and that's coming in as
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my number five scariest movie of all time, coming in
at number four. Another one that's a little bit of
an og If you watch The Shining, go ahead, check
it out. See what happens, See what happens. It's scary, man,
There's uh telling you, man, there's some freaky stuff in
that movie. The guy goes crazy, tries and murderers family,
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all that stuff, like, oh, the original Shining is excellent.
The twin girls in the hallway, creepy kids, not good man.
There's one scene with a bathtub that is one of
the scariest of all time, which, by the way, not
on the list, but shout out to pet Cemetery for
one of the scariest scenes of all time. I think
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her name was Zelda. You know who I'm talking about.
You ever see pet Cemetery. I can't watch that. You
should be happy they're coming back to life, like this
creepy girl that they was like living in the attic
or something like that, or we really remember she just
looks she looked horrified. I'll never forget seeing her, like,
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oh yeah, and shout out to The Exorcist three. The
three not that scary of a movie. But there's one
scene in the hallway of a hospital. So it's a
hospital late at night and there's nothing happening. It's just
a straight shot of a hallway and it's dead silent,
and you see a nurse kind of doing her rounds,
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walking in one room, walking out slowly doing her rounds
walking in, walking out, and then next thing, you know,
all of a sudden, this like statue comes to life
and the camera goes boo boo boo boom, and it
like comes right to you and you're like, oh my god.
It's one of the scariest scenes that like, I can't
even think about it right now. It jumps in massive yes,
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but really the only good thing about that movie so
didn't make the list all right, Coming in as my
number three scariest movie of all time is a movie
I saw again way too young. And there's also something
that goes along with it. It is Poltergeist. Oh listen,
haunted houses, things like that. You're built on a burial ground.
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That's never good, guys. I don't know if you know that.
It doesn't ever work out. But the thing that freaked
me out the most was the clown. There's they have
like a toy clown in one of the kid's room
and it comes to life and tries to start choking
you and all this stuff. Well, we had one of
these clowns that like my grandmother made and so it's homemade,
but it looked exactly like the poultry life and we
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had it and so like, after seeing that movie and
then seeing the clown in our living room, I'm like, dude,
get that thing out of here. Man, it's gonna come
to life and kill me. Did you ever get rid
of it? I told my parents and then they like
put it away. But it was in like a cabinet.
I knew it was in that cabinet. I knew it
was gonna come out. It came from under the bed too,
And when you're a kid, there's nothing scary than under
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the bed. That weird, creepy little lady that would come
and like want to she's tearing like, no, thank you,
bunch of guys. No, I don't like that movie. So
not good. Coming in as my number two scariest movie
of all time, it's a tie. I do ties a lot,
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but it's very similar Orca and Free Willie by far
and away the scariest movies. Dude, Oh my god, it's
a beautiful film. Are you out of your mind? When
that thing is jumping over the kid, he's going trying
to eat him or land on him. God, oh my god,
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nothing scary.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
How much did that kid get made fun of though?
In school? Being friends with a whale?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah? What idiot and you know that way. I want
to eat him. What did you just say, Jesse? How
do you know the boy's name? Eddie? I just love
the movie another level. Jesse was our friend friend. He
was adopted to.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Tell her mom that her and Jesse would talk to Willy.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Okay, well orca in case you don't know, is a
Jaws rip off but with a killer whale, which is
my greatest nightmare? Is that what started the fear? Maybe?
Maybe I don't know. I saw it. It's awful. It's
awful Derek and and not naked, which sucks.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Why would you see this if you have a phobia.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Of I was before it was. I didn't, I didn't
know phobia. Yeah, being on there you get Free.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Will or a rip off of Jaws with a whale.
Because a whale it doesn't look like a menacing act.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Watch watch You'll want to get picked like another you'll
want to die. And what they would have picked. It's
a killer. It's a killer. It's a whale. Do you
not know I think Killer Will? I'm telling you, I'm
telling you what. I can't watch either one. I can't
watch either one. Free Willy, forget it. He's looking Okay, alright,
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I don't want I think I'm having a hard time.
My number one scariest movie of all time. We made it.
I said this many times. It is easily the scariest
movie ever made, which is The Exorcist, now, no doubt
about it. The Exorcist. And it's also heightened on my
list because the very first time I watched it, I
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was a kid. My dad was away for some reason.
Me and my mom decided to watch it. Right when
they walk in. I totally agree, totally agree. We were
watching it. It's a rainy night. We decide we're going
to turn the lights out and watch this scary movie together.
The minute they walk into the room for the first
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time where the possessed kid is in there, the power
goes out. Really worst thing in the wall. Still affected me.
I can't I've never watched it since I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
A couple of questions here, No, Friday the thirteenth, not scary,
Not scary? See I saw those as a kid, though,
Yes they're scary.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
For yeah, I mean, I mean I was. It does eighties,
so it was a kid too. But Lightwary on Elm
Street doesn't scare me.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
It's goofy Freddy Friday thirteenth, not really.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Like, do you see the original? Go back and watch
the original. Bro it is it is range bro Freddy
versus Jason. Okay, that's the Jason is Space Jason. Come on,
man's terrifyed. Okay, So there you go. Enjoy my list
for the Halloway. But you know, skip sex. Watch skip
sex and the city. You'll be to sleep. You'll be
able to sleep. Frightening