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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So this has probably happened to you before, where you
maybe accidentally, you know, I'll do the butt dial thing,
you know, or maybe you accidentally send the text to
the wrong person or whatever. Hopefully it's not nothing bad,
you know, or you just, you know, call the last
person that you talked to and you didn't mean to
call them because you wanted to call somebody out. Oh,
(00:22):
all that stuff happens, right, not a big deal. But
what happened to Emily is one of the wilder things
I've heard of in a long time, because this wasn't
an accidental regular phone call or text. This was an
accidental face time, which I don't even know how that's possible.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I've done that before.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You've accidentally facetimed somebody when you weren't supposed to.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't even like to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, No, my I was sitting on a hammock and
I had just my father in law, who then was
just my girlfriend's dad. We I had met him for
the first time, and I don't know how it happened,
but all of a sudden it said I had a
FaceTime call, so I thought he was calling me, but
I was calling him, so but I wasn't paying attention,
(01:08):
and I answered it and he looked at me like
I was insane. This was This was seven years ago.
We still talk about it today. How insane this was?
So how would you go? I, what's up?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Greg? And he thought you were just calling?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, I must have hit FaceTime call. And then for
some reason, I never thought he was calling me and
I didn't want to not answer. It was insane. It
was the most awkward two and a half minutes of
my life.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So did you ever figure out it was an accident
during the call?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I realized after the fact. I went to like my
my co I went to my miss my calls, and
it saw that I was the outgoing message.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So during that whole time, you're talking to him like
like a normal conversation. Yeah, and he doesn't know why
you're calling it. No, and you have no reason.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
He was an accident.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I was calling him.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
So are both of you saying to each other?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It was insane too much to this day, To this day,
I still get worried when I see Greg on my phone.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Because I'm like, did I call it?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Did he call it?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hayley brings it up. We all bring it up. It's
like a running joke in the family.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, that's a nightmare. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So I've been there. Whatever happen, but I've been there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
This is on the same level of what happened to them.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I'm not laughing, okay. And you say you've been there,
you haven't been there. This is hard for me to
talk about, to be honest, that I understand.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Buckle up.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I don't want to talk about it, but I have
to happy we're here now I have to talk about it.
Today's Friday, Yeah, wednsday. I had a meeting here at work,
a meeting here at work, and it was meeting with
sales a couple of salespeople, one salesperson that I don't
know very well. Hasn't been here too long, so I
(03:06):
don't know him all that well. And meeting was fine.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
It was great.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
And the salesperson and I are going to be working together,
so we exchanged phone numbers so that we have each
other's context. So sometimes it's easier to just shoot a
text about a client or something like that. So that's
totally fine. So I actually texted him first saying hey,
it's Emily, so then he could save my number, and
so he's, hey, it's Emily, who is new phone? Who
is you know, the whole thing, And so that was fine,
(03:31):
leave work, get home, have my daily little snack that
I do, watch like a few minutes of your routine.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's the same, every's a routine.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Fabulous.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I still that she calls it a snack when it's
clearly lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
She has lunch.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
She has lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
She watches some random TV show most of the time,
the OC which she's already watched.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
For ten minutes or fifteen minutes. It's weird watch something.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But you're watching show you've already watched, and then you're
only watching ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Of it, clip little chunks of it.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You ever finished the episode?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah, I'll turn it back on later if I'm doing
something around the house or something.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Okay, hey, get off my routine and.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Then nap time, right heaven, We'll.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Try to nap time.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Fifty percent of the time I fall asleep fifty percent
of the time I didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, we hear about that.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
So anyway, I go do my snack, watch a little
bit of TV. Then it's time to go wash my face,
and then it's time to hop into bed. To look
at my phone for a few minutes to take a nap. Now,
when I take my nappies, I can't wait to take
off all my clothes.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And I take a nap just in my underwear. That's
how I nap.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Whoa, it's comfortable because my son's not home. He's at school,
so like, I don't sleep at night like that. Yeah,
just because that's weird. But when the house is to myself,
it's nice and fun to take a nap.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Fun, it's just fun to take a nap in underwors.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This feels good, ring, you know what I mean. Okay,
So anyway, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
In I'm.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Watch my phone and then I actually fell asleep. So
I fell asleep, which was really nice. And then I
wake up a little bit later and I'm messing around
on my phone and I leaned over to grab a
sip of water for my water bottle. And that's when
the worst thing on the planet happened. I accidentally facetimed
(05:32):
the sales guy. Oh. Now I'm in a position where
my hands are kind of full and I'm not really
able to end the FaceTime away.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That FaceTime ring is very particularly you know, what the
hell is going on so you hear the FaceTime thing
going off and you don't know who you facetimed yet.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, Like I'm fumbling around because like I'm leaning like.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Wherever it is about to get lucky.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, for a show, it would have been me.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I know, Okay, I've picked up my like I got
my phone then, like I'm laying with the pillow propped
up behind a couple of pillows behind my head and
I like am able to put my phone upright because
it could have put the water bo down and I'm
going as I'm going to hurry like as quick as
I can to hit end.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
He picks up. Oh, he picked up after like barely
a ring.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh God, that's weird to pick up though, I'll be
honest with you.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
And wait, why you guys you just want to because
that was my father in law, a random sales guy. Like,
if somebody in sales face time me, there's no way
I'm answering, really, But if there's no way, I'm answering if.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You had just exchange numbers, because I get it if
it's totally out of the blue, but if we had
just connected, just exchange numbers for the first time, I'd
be like, oh God, I.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
The curiosity of why the hell is somebody facetiming me
would get me.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I would wouldn't answer, and I'd right back, Hey, just
saw you face timed. Can't answer right now? Everything good?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, that makes sense, but i'd have to know. I'm
just learning now you're you're PTSD.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
This all happened so quick. It happened so quick, and
and that's when I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Holding my phone.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Are you going to cry?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
And that's when I see him sitting right there looking
at me, and I could see what it looks like
looking back at me.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And I have the comforter because.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
No top sheet, no top.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Sheet, the comforter is barely covering my boots.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But you can see from the neck down.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Absolutely, And you could right in my room at this
point because I opened the shades because I was already awake.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Naked, and you could also clearly see she's in bed,
so just that, even if she wasn't nude on top
getting a FaceTime from someone in bed, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Really trying to get that sale.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Uh wow, I'm in bed, freaking topless face time the.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Guy you want a little bit extra.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Don't want a little bit extra?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
That talent so that's when I go, oh, oh my god,
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to FaceTime you, and
he goes, oh, that's okay, and then I just hung
up right away.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I didn't even let him. That made it so much weirder,
so terrified and mortified.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Did he write back, send a pic?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Didn't?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
So you see, I'm shocked, Emily, because if I was
expecting you to say, I was expecting her to say
the second she got her hands around the phone, like,
even though he did answer for a second, I still
would have just hung up on him, and then I
would have texted sorry, that was an accident. But the
fact that that you you talked to him and said
(08:45):
oh sorry bye, you know like that, that's wild.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It was we were already connected, we made eye contacts.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Like I still want to hung up on his face.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
She dart dare say that if a chick in bed
naked face times me, how do I not think this
weird nipple? How do I do think something up because
you have that weird nipple? I'm sure I'm sure his
text off his buddy, he's not going to believe this.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I saw the weird nipple. I saw the weird nipple.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
One will come out to play.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Excuse me, that wasn't the way that it went down this.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, if I got that, I am definitely thinking, okay, well, well, well.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You'll probably stop by the studio, think other people?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I would everyone?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
My god, I don't know how I'm gonna be able
to look at this guy.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well, I did text a few.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Minutes later to make matters worse. I would say what
I just said, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. That
was accidental. I was just getting up my face.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I did not do that.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
If FaceTime was a thing. I feel like this is
an episode of Desperate Housewives.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
The accident, but it kicks off the affair.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, yeah, Emily, are going to have an affair.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
I'm not having an Okay, okay, okay, salesperson, Okay, Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know the way you act.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Yeah that's wild, Emily, You're wild.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I don't know if I can go on. I don't
know if I could work with this person.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Are you sure? As an accident, can you like a
crazy thing to do?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I didn't want to happen. I didn't stay on the call.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, this is this is yours the way you operate.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
This is my plan.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Yeah, we see the sales guy in the HR office today.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I want to go talk to me. I'm gonna go.
When I see him, I'm going to be like, hey,
so I heard about Emily.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, would you actually see Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Don't say a word. I'm hoping this just goes away.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
We're on the radio right now, Emily word, what do
you mean you should be listening? Probly wow, nude facetiming.
This is Emily's things, not my thing.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
If she has your number fingers crossed?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
How many times, by the way, has Emily accidentally been
naked in front of people? Yeah, like our son's friends.
He's walking around New I was in my room.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
You love that nerve war with him out front and
he happened.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I mean's window all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, why is your window open? Because my neighbors chili
dog Tim who knows what chili dogs?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Ten scene man, A poor guy show No