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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow, this has been quite the journey that we've all
gone on hearing about Emily's sons first homecoming dance, big
Freshman going to Hoko. Yeah, and we've heard a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
First started with, of course, the sort of proposal situation
where he wanted to ask a girl and Emily got
in there and helped make a sign with him, drove
him there, did a whole proposal thing.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What was it like if you like my sting, I'll
sting you or something? That was it? I think that
was that wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
That wasn't even the only lady I want to bug
at Hoko? And then I made these fantastic glittery lady bugs.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Did he think I allus out?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
And I think I saw another kid with the same sign,
so oh like maybe googled it?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, the lady books like Shocker team or No, this is.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Not Roden Daderfield is not involved. Jonathan brands Rip is
not involved in this.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He's so different different ladybugs.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
All right, fair enough, So he got in there with
that a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Then we had a situation with what Reid wants to
wear big suit guy.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's a journey.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And Emily didn't like that he wanted to wear suits,
so she tried to influence him get in there, and
then we finally settled on all right, we're getting a suit, yeah,
and decided to order like a twenty dollars suit off Amazon.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Sixty four sixty four dollars suit, don't I mean, I
feel like sixty four is worse.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I got the suit, yeah, looking good, looking sharp.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Like Red is very picky about what he wears. I
don't know where he gets it from.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But he's how it feels.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I don't know it feels exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
And he tried it on and it fit him, and
I was like very quiet when he's trying on, because seriously,
he doesn't like so much stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That he wears, like he won't wear it.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
So like the fact that it fit him because he's
very very skinny and he's long another thing.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't know where he got from.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
And so it fit him, but I had to tailor
the bottoms a little bit. But he likes it. The
suit looks nice. It's actually a nicer quality than you've.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Got the.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Nice quality like sixty four dollars suit from Amazon. I'm
sure I'm sure it's top of a wide.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He's a big into wearing accessories. Yeah about chains, he
wears those those glasses called we like glasses. Are we
rocking anything like that?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
With the outfit, the chain will be on, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh for shore, you gotta go in the shirt, though
not over.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
He hasn't tried it on with the tie yet for
me to see what he's planning on doing with the chain.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Unless he's a Mexican gang banger, I wouldn't wear it
over the tie.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I think he might be.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I would go in the shirt because that would be insane.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
He might be planning to do that. I'm not sure.
I have a feeling it'll be over bad news with
the blue light glasses.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, we did buy those bad boys from Walmart and
they're broken.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh shock, they're broken.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
They're sitting on the kitchen owner with tape on them.
So I don't know if we're gonna be able to
wear He's not very happy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Don't wear a chain over the time?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Bro, gonna slick the hair back? Or we keeping it crazy?
Oh yeah, what a stupid question.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know he's seeing it crazy, keeping it extra crazy,
extra pet Yeah, Robert his dad. My man just bought
him new styling spray to make it even more crazy crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Robert's got great hair. So does does Reid have Robert's hair?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, he's lucky Roberts hair.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
My female ship that ouch?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And then we heard most recently that Emily taught Reid
how to slow dance. Were you hoping that guy says
it's weird?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Then?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Were you hoping that you were going to wake up
and walk outside and Read was going to have a silence,
says you're the only lady.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't want to go to Hoko with him?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, yeah, sure, I want to be there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I want to shop.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I will say this, I'm going to have eyes at
the dance. What do you mean dance?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Why?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
My daughter, her best friend goes to the same school
that Read goes to, and her best friend went to
my daughter's homecoming, and my daughter is going to go
to her homecoming. So I'm going to get I'm going
to get a bird's eye view of what exactly is
going down at this day. I'll have a.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
We'll get a full report.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Why do you need to because I need her to
give me her point of view, because I can't be there.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm not allowed. Apparently it's just staff.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, this whole homecoming journey is at precipice because it's
going down tomorrow tomorrow night. So what has now been
happened now it is happening is one of the crazier
things that I didn't even consider. It's insane if you
really think about it. What Emily has made an offer
(05:07):
of what is going to go down tomorrow night?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yes, I have Eddie.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
These kids have been an absolute nightmare trying to plan
the beafore's and the afters. Well, I've been well, I
mean I've been hearing a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's the spot. You go to a Denny's on a
homecoming night, You'll see every kid there.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I think when I had like my first ever dance
like that, I think I was a freshman. It wasn't homecoming.
It was like it was considered the ninth grade dance.
And uh, I mean, why that's how.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
They did things.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
That's how they did Things's friends.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Wherever they were.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It was the ninth grade. All the freshmen were there.
It wasn't there.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
We went to Applebee's afterwards. He went Probably my mom paid.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Last week's guys, daughter and her friends with the rus
Chris a little different.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
A little different different. They had the driver take him
in the rolls.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
There was no driver.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The driver you mean the guy that she's with. I
was actually the driver driver.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I mean, I'm a parent.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So there and lots of talks about what they're going
to do before the dance, and they just can't really
settle on anything. And it's been frustrating because there's stupid
kids that they can't make plans and all that other stuff.
So I'm hearing this go down reads on speakerphone or
not speaker. They all on FaceTime all the time. Just
walk around FaceTime. I can hear this going on. He's
in the living room your own business.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well, I mean it's loud. It wasn't not glad, I
wasn't saying it.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And so I just I'm sitting there and I go,
I don't go to dago.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I go, hey, hey, I go prend it on mute.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Put it on mute, because I have to tell him
that his friends are always listening to me screaming at him,
and at mean, I go, what about having everybody come
to our house before I can make my smash burgers?
That aren't really smash burgers. But I can make the
smash burgers. You guys could sit on our little patio
outside and all eat here, and I can make some
(07:07):
sort of a backdrop and take your photos here.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
You're making you photo.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You are the worst word. You cannot handle not being involved.
Can you just let the kid it's not true there?
First of all, First of all, let's break down her house.
Very tiny horse, very tiny house. So this is not
an ideal house like sky you had. You know, your
(07:32):
daughter had her friends come over that. That's that's the
lap of luxury. Okay, they've had their home, whole hair
and makeup team there, you know, come on, like listen. Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Then let's think about the bathroom situation. So you're gonna
have a bunch of boys in that bathroom, which is
small and disgusting. By the way, where are they gonna
get ready? Where are they gonna get ready?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
And is it just the boys or is it them
and their dates?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The dates too?
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Okay, everybody coming. The girls will already be ready. The
girls will have gotten ready at their own houses. And
then they're gonna come over to our heart.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
After you eat, you know, you want to check and fresh,
and I will let the girls.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Use my bathroom. The girls will be allowed to use
my bathroom.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
They have to go through my bedroom first to get there,
but they have they can use my bathroom because that's
the nice bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
They can use that. Excuse you, excuse you. I've thought
about well.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I did tell Robert he needs to wipe down the
boys bathroom.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Just wipe it down. Take a flamethrowers that pick up.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
His towel that lives on the ground. He doesn't.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He crunched.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
He like crinkles up his towel and like shoves it
in the bar and it doesn't lay every day.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And that does he re use it every day?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Nowell, but I'm gonna clean all that up, clean all
that up.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I will be out there cooking on the blackstone for them.
They're all sitting around.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Talking about and then the blackstone.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I was thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
They don't want to be sick before this, Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I was thinking about Also, the school colors are green
and black, so I was going to go to dollar tree.
You got to stop and get green and black balloons
to hang around everywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Wow, we have a pretty tree in the corner of.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The first of all, let's this is my second issue
with every one of these kids. They want to go
take pictures places before the dance. Yes, my daughter and
her friends went to the golf course, and so they
wanted to be out there and take all these pictures.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
A lot of my daughter's friends went to the beach.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, so they go to these very beautiful landscapes to
take pic Think about Emily's front yard.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That's where we're doing it. It's it's scarier than the
haunted tree.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's where we're doing it.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's gross. Let's just say it. It's gross. They're all
going to be like, what are those Where are those
screams coming from? We'll have a do anything. You can't
do anything.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Talk to talk with Robert and read about the screams.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Okay, but you can't do anything about it.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I was thinking about toying with the idea of cutting
one of our rugs outside so that it covers the
dirt and then standing in front of the He's the.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Only thing about this that makes sense is that chili
dog Tim is across the street, So at least everyone
gets a free.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Dog right.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
At the chili dogs reading my.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Burger, what would you rather have Eddie, none of this.
I don't want to be anywhere near this place.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Crazy, you crazy, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Hey, they need my help to figure out they don't, Yes,
they do know they don't. And then I'm going to
drive a couple of them in my bron go to
drive to the dance with the top down, which is
really fun.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
But what about the girls in their well, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Want the top in his day and his buddy and
his date.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well, but what about the girls and their hair with
the top down?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Fine?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Oh if my hair got all jacked up before the
dance and the pictures and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Like this is kind of a big for Reid. He's
bringing a girl and now Mommy is going to be
there the whole time, like.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Hoping at any moment he's gonna go, you know what
and put the uh, what's the little flower thing.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
On Emily.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't want him to.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Do that, Like this is too far.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
And then I did offer for after the dance if
they wanted to be hanging out, they can come bonfire.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We can set them. There's a little hit thing we
made out.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Of a washing Now your sky, you're gonna put him
drink cigarette.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Now your Sky.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
You made a fire pit out of a washing machine
the drum.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, fire pit.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
My neighbor was giving it away, so I took it.
And so we're gonna put that on side. They could
sit out outside and sit on fire.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Nobody will want to do this. You're Sky. I'm not Scott,
kind of worse. Scott was less involved. St Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I didn't make backdrops or get blues.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Or just had two girls there, three girls there.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I brought in some Chick fil a. Mean, I wasn't cooking,
and yeah, this is a lot racing.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Hey, you guys have a here's ah, here's a Mike's
Hard lemonade.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Don't say anything. I'm the cool mom.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm not gonna do that. Okay, I'm not going to
be a white cloth.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
That's sorry. I don't know why I said Mike's Hard lemon.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, she loves hiding. Yeah, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Stop.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I'm a cigarette on the wh we drink though, right, guys, cigarettes, Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Stay out of it. I can't do it, can't. I'm
doing what I should be doing.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
What I hope.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I hope Robert, I hope Robert comes up to her
and says, hey, I talked to Read and he really
wants you to stay out of it.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Oh, I hope it never happened. What do you mean,
it would never have ever happened.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Reads enjoying this?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh, I think your mind. I don't think he's enjoying
this ten dollars suit.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Wow, it's sixty four.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well, I guess we'll hear how it all goes down
on Monday. I can't wait. A disaster waiting to happen.
Oh weird