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May 23, 2025 11 mins
We welcomed the hillarious Dustin Ybarra into the studio today for Free Comedy Friday
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today is free Comedy Friday. And when we saw our
buddy dustiny Bara is back in town, we went, this
is gonna be a good day. It's gonna be a
good day. Dustin is performing at the American Comedy Company.
You got a show tonight and an added show tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
So a couple of.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Chances go check out Dustin that American Comedy Right, yeah, dude,
you man, welcome back to Santyeo.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Right, guys, every time.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Dustin you are morphing more into more into like a
weird kind of another dimensional version of either Jack Black
or Jason Momoa. You got like Jason Momoa.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I was literally staring at you thinking the same thing.
You're like the Minecraft movie in one.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm very I'm very like if Jack Black ate Jason.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That would be you got that movie? Do people tell
you that?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh yeah, dude, you got that?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Like, are you related to Memoa?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't think. I didn't know my dad.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That could be tricky. Maybe he had a good time somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
And you would like could do like a Twins reboot,
you know what.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Definitely, yeah, that's like wildly insulting, you know, I don't
think so.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I would be you.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Would be he would be the dance. Okay, then that
then that makes sense. That makes sense. Could man where
you've been.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Everywhere? Lots happen in life. I asked my girlfriend to
marry me. Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
She said no, it was embarrassed everyone at Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's you did it. We're getting married. Why are you
doing it? Yeah, dude, the sugger huh did you have
somebody recorded?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I did? I did? Oh, bro, this is good. I
go metal detecting sometimes and like the beach.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yes, Memoa, you can hear this falling off right. I
was like, okay, so I had this whole thing. I
hit the ring in the sand and I was like, hey,
can you record?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That is a risk? Bron Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It was oh yeah, actually yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
And I was looking for the ring and I was
looking for the ring and I was looking for the
ring and I'm like, oh, I lost the ring and
she's like, there's nothing there, and I'm like, I'm pretty
sure there's something.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I got a good feeling about this one.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
For she's she would she was like there's nothing there,
and I'm like I'm pretty sure. She's like, is it on?
And I'm like, yeah, it's on. And it wasn't on.
I looked down and I.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Turned it on and then she's like, you're so stupid.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I'm like, oh, you're gonna feel stupid. So I found
the ring and I got on my knee and I
was like, will you married? Okay, it was it was
just straight up rings, straight up risk.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I was like, that's kind of dumb.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
But I could probably left it in the box, might
have still picked up on the MA.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I would have went back to Cole's and asked her.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Did you have the receipts?

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah, on this card, yeah cash, yeah that video.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah okay. Because the reason why Thorp brings.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
This up right now.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yes, Sky film his engagement. This was what four or
five years ago? Four five, five years ago and.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Sky all the great spot.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Yeah, my some of my my best one of my
best friends. Sky. She lives in that area. So I
say this is perfect because the other two, Eddie and Emily,
they live out east. So they're like, hey, Sky, you
you're right there. I'm going to post my wife, my
my then girlfriend. Here's the plan you recorded for me.
Sky took it as if like she couldn't be seen.
She wore like a hat of fake mustag. She had

(03:54):
like a disguise. But she lives in the area. So
if my wife sore, it wouldn't be that big of
a deal. It'd be like, Sky, what are you doing here?
We're just just walking.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
And she was.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
We were full of the sky.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Let me let me set the scene of Ye I'm Dustin.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
I'm gonna pull up the video so you can see
how god awful it is.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Dustin.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
It's a Friday, We've been off of work for like
five or six hours. Multiple bowls may have been smoked.
So when I'm heading out on my mission, I literally
think I'm like a mission.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
That's what you want to do too, You want to
smoke balls before one of the biggest moments of my life.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
So in my mind, I'm nailing this. I'm undercover. They're
not gonna see me. Like when we watch this video back,
it's gonna be impressive. Like I I honestly thought I
was nailing.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
You did so, Dustin.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
Here here you can see it's on my Instagram, the
show thor that's my wife and the yellow that's me.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's hard to see. It's hard to see.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
I didn't have a camera.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
In my mind, I thought, I, so there I am,
and you all you want to get, obviously is me
getting on my knee.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh, she turns the.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
Camera away away. I'm still not on my knee. I
don't know what I'm saying here. But she turns the camera,
starts it again, she turns it again. Wait a minute,
wait a minute, and I on my knee and turns
the camera again again and now, oh, there I am
on my knee.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
She missed that.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah, And then but the best part is it's just
there's a person. And now I propose. My wife says, yes,
we're happy there's more of this random person. And then
she just turns off the camera, doesn't run up to
us for a reaction.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's terrible.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
I apologize many times. I feel horrible. But again I
thought I was like nailing it.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know what's weird.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Women are usually better at that dude guy. It was
a guy, I would get it, like, oh, yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
He wanted to see the bukety ball game. More important
over there, you know, But this one, you would think
she'd do a better job.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
All women are so much better taking pictures than I thought.
You ever had to take a picture of your girlfriend.
Of course, and they get looking, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
What did you do to Yeah? Yeah, like I just
took it. Yeah I didn't. I just took the picture.
That's what you look like.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, but you guys don't put any care into it.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
What do you want to get ready? All of a sudden,
I'm like, did you take it yet? And he's like yeah,
it took like three already I wasn't even ready. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
And then you make us take it like like take
it higher. We got to climb a building and take
it up here. And then you look like, oh my god,
it looks so skinny. I'm like, yeah, that's Google Earth,
that's why satellite.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
What am I supposed to do? I'm not a professional photographer.
It's a camera phone.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Everyone the worst it take.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's not great.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
It's not great, Dustin, Are we going to have a
long engagement? Are we going to have a short engagement?

Speaker 6 (06:53):
It's been a year so far, planning stages starting to
get yeah, planning because Emily.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Here expensive, man, I just want to go to Dave
and bust there.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
You don't be sick? What a good time?

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Or like did you see that couple they've proposed it?
KFC and KFC like paid for their wedding.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
You want to Yeah, that was like the real thing
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, that's legit. Wow, that's pretty smart. Actually you should
have done it in and out.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Hand expressed wedding.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's actually brilliant. I love that. Yeah, Emily has been
engaged for what are we going on thirteen years?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Thirteen or fourteen?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
My advice to you would be don't wait any longer,
because the longer you wait to pull the trigger, the
harder it is to just get it done.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
And then life starts happening.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
You're not quite you have a child together, it's knocked off.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
It was excited anymore. What do you think is holding
it back? Right now?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Planning?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Just the.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Luster is gone.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
You know you guys don't love it.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Well, you're living together, you have a family.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Its fourteen, he's a handful. We're just you know, I'm
just tired.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, you're just tired.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
You don't want to just go to the courthouse get
it done. I wanted to do that the court. Yeah,
romantic to women apparent. No, I thought it would be like, yeah, yeah,
wear my good shoes.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
That make sense to me. You know, you got pants on.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I won't wear shorts.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
That makes sense to me.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
You own a suit, yes, I do? Oh just for auditions?
Yeah yeah yeah, Okay, maybe it's a big Hollywood start.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay is crazy.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yeah, but it's not like I have audition or anything.
It's like not in a suit. Yeah, I'm always like, guy,
I'm on that show ghost right now.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, I didn't know that I wanted to start watching
that people that.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
My parents love that show. Yeah, my parents love the
whole CBS lineup.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Love that show.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Yeah, it's crazy us really well, a lot of shows,
but that one is the one. Like people will come out,
oh my god, you're a ghost, Like, what's your character
I play? I'm a cook at the new restaurant. I
just got added this season. No, I'm not a lot
a ghost.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Did you want to be a ghost? Would that be
cooler to be a ghost?

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Well, you know what's cool about that show? If you
get killed off, you can always just be.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
A ghost another character.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, because I've been killed off on shows on Gotham.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I got killed off, remember that.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah that was a bummer because you read the script
and you're like, I got fired.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Heads up, you just get sent the script.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
The script, and you're like, yeah, Robert Greenwood shot in
the face. I'm like, oh, that's not cool. I tried
to improved the scene, like dodging what almost got. It's funny, bro,
it's a job, but you have to kill me this.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm gonna come in one day here, then write me out.
I'm like this, this is my life. Listen, go see Dustin.
Whatever you're doing, listen, it's a three day weekend. Perfect
time to go hang out with Dustin American Comedy Company.
Go check them out eight o'clock tonight, eight o'clock tomorrow night.
He's the best. We love Dustin.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
I'll be at Mission Beach Metal Detecting. They go something
all the time, a purpose and dig. Are you you
actual videos.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
On that on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I will watch that.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I have been live streaming every day on TikTok like
my thing.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Oh yeah, I had a YouTube channel where we scratch
lottery tickets and.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's a good one, thank you.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
And I also love those like gold mining shows too,
So you're right up.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
My hear.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Have you ever found anything good?

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (10:46):
I found so many good things. Silver Tiffany's necklace, I
found like gold rings, things. I'm still looking for my
biological father. I do find cool things, a lot of trash.
I went to Mission Beach yesterday. You guys got a
lot of nails, A lot of that's in the sand,
so many scary It's an insane amount of nails.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
You guys, do you pick them up?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Are you a good citizen and throw them away?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Or you're just I'm like, this isn't golden throw people
picking up or whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's a good to see you, buddy. Awesome man.

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