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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We have been doing Free Comedy Friday for over a decade.
It's been almost fifteen years, and I can't say we
have a lot of first on Free Comedy Friday. This
is a first. We have a great comic in studio today.
(00:21):
His name is Randy Feltface, and you can see Randy
Feltface performing at the American Comedy Company. A couple of
shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night. And let
me just say, get ready, get ready.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We do put out a lot of the comedians on
Free Comedy Friday on our socials clips you know of
their appearances, and we do have a YouTube channel things
like that. I highly suggest you watched this when we
post it later because Randy is a puppet.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just to give you the heads up. Randy, welcome in.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Thank you for having me. I'm more of a visual medium.
I mean, you know, it could be anti climactic for
the listeners. You've really talked it up.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
This is a first.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yes, it's amazing, it's groundbreaking, and it's just some Australian rambling.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes it does sound like that, but I mean I
got eyes too, you know, so this is close to
one another as well. I'm really enjoying this, you know,
I mean, I've never been this up close to you know, uh,
this sort of a thing before.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And let me throw you off your gains. Really, you
guys can happening this morning. It's because you're always staring
past your day makes guy eight weird stuff. I don't
know what's going on either, to be honest with you,
it's just on fine and I've just come in and
ruined the flow. My weird goodly eyes like I've never
(01:46):
spoken one on one can look at me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I can't. I can't want to say. It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's it's always We're always making eye contact always because
there's no blinking.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's not like staring competitions in my spee. You win
you every time.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I do.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like the DApp outfit though, just realized this is my
show outfit. This is what I'm wearing on the stage,
and I slept in it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's a little wrinkly. I don't want to I don't
want to point this out. Fix it. I'm going to
fix it. Fix a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I do no final checks. I didn't do makeup and wardrobe.
I know, so Randy ask me all the questions. Let's
get to the hard hitting section.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
There's a lot of energy.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You just have to you know what. I I don't
know much about your show, so I need to beat
on this because I know that you guys are like
famous for being the best number one number one.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Number one. I need to know.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Are you like you don't strike me as wacky breakfast team? No, no,
you know, we don't like that because you know, I
do a lot of these and sometimes it's a lot
the first thing in the morning, the wackiness.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You seem pretty chill.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I think that's why people like us, because we're just
four normal weirdos. You know we're are weird, but we talk,
but we talk normal. Okay, So I can bring the
energy down. You can do whatever you want, whatever you're comfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, all right, Well, I don't want to go too
hard if you you know, you don't want to burst
in with the wrong energy.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I appreciate that that might have been that there is
there a happy media, you know what. I'll find my
level by the end. Okay, I got to start and
we'll bring it down. Thank you again. Don't know how
this is translating.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't either. I don't either. But I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Don Instagram, Yeah, and YouTube.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Instagram actually live on Instagram, Okay, folks turning into the
Instagram the Instagram, you can see him a dumb breakfast face.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So, Randy, Randy, here's my question. Okay, was the original
dream to do stand up? Or were we like do
we have bigger goals like Sesame Street or like what
like what were we?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Sesame Street? Is the retirement plan? Okay, So that's your eventual.
It's been.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
In my last special, which is coming out at some
point soon. I talked about the fact that Big Bird
is made of real feathers. So I feel like maybe
Burt my Bridges.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Maybe, Yeah, I didn't know that. That is stunnach stunning.
Is that true? Yeah? I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, well I don't know. I mean, you know, no
offense to Big Bird. I want to get a show
in trouble, right, Yeah, you just watch the Instagram live
numbers just dropping off in real time.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is just getting too words.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
This guy's gone political out of the gate, this little
purple Vegan.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Now, Randy, you just gave me a question. You just
mentioned it. Randy, you are you are a purple vegan?
A purple because you know, we don't.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
See color here.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's what I was wondering.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You know, some.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
A certain color.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
He's uncomfortable. He's uncomfortable. No, you know what I'm not.
I'm fine with it. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, let's let's talk about the purple elephant in so
if you could.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Go with any color? Is purple the dream color? Or
do you? Are you jealous?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Can you change your color? What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
It to be a blonde? I'm like when I grew up,
I was saying I didn't have blonde hair.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I know what. I look good in a wig, any wigs,
I'll mix it up. I've got quite a squishy bald head.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, so I feel like I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm not offended by that question. You know a lot
of people want to change their appearance. I just wig
it up the time I need. Yeah, just being on
a wig now.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Having a moment, were having a moment?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Are they really?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes? Yes? I did not.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Having a moment. You've heard it here.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I did hear it on the show here in San Diego. Yes.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
And then Randy, I'm sure when you're out in about
are you syndicated?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, we don't want that. You don't want that.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
We don't want that's who needs money? No any one syndication. Man, No,
we're rolling in the door here in San Diego.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So so Randy, when you're out and about in public, Yes,
is that when you put on the wigs so you
will be incognitive?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah? Yeah, nobody notices, no one.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Randy can go about your giant, curly orange afro wig
scrolling down the street.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, but it looks that makes sense, that makes sense,
that makes sense. Yeah, wow, this is this is all stunning.
It's groundbreaking, it really is. I can't it's all the
journalism and its best.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Randy.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You is there a lady in your life?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
There is not. I'm on the road too much. Yeah,
you know what, touring That is tough. We're you know, tricky.
Do you have a HOMEBA have no home base, No homebase,
no home base. I am just constantly on the road.
I have no assets, I have no car, I have
no house. I am crazy. Just live in the dream.
So if you want, if you get burnt out, what
(06:57):
are you what are you going to do? Just live
in a hotel? Yeah pretty much? Wow, bounce between hotels
and Airbnb's and I just, yeah, this is my life.
It's okay, though, you know, I think I over compensated
post COVID, so I waskack down in Australia for eight
months and then off the back of that, I just went,
I'm going on the road again. And I just haven't
(07:18):
stopped since then, twenty one non stop touring.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Random actually getting a little bit much.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I would like irun like a bookshelf. Just a bookshelf,
like four books, and maybe maybe a home. Yeah, something
in the fridge that I can keep for longer than
a week.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I would say, I would say slippers, but I don't
think you have feet.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
No, I don't know, you know, just some sauces, like
a hot sauce, maybe some chili.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Okay, because he wants a little maybe callback nearly go
we're on.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, wow, incredible from Australia.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
What do you think of the state San Diego?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do you like it?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I get here, I love it. I'm not caturing the
States at the moment. I feel less like a comedian
and more like a war correspondent.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That it's amazing. It's such a beautiful I love San Diego.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You know what, I actually haven't performed here since twenty
twenty two.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It was my first time back. Where you been, I've.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Been everywhere else? Okay, okay, it's so nice to be back.
And last time I was here I was at American
Comedy Curve as well.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's good to be back. Do you call it an
American comedy Cove?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I usually don't, but to abbreviate the cove, that's what
it is. On the side. Yeah, I say company, you
say company. Yeah, I've just been making enemies there without
realizing it with the dropper dropping the car. Yeah, that
is well, I'm San Diego. Last time I was here,
I got a tattoo. What else should I do in town?
(08:55):
I've got a tattoo of an ironing board?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Well why would oh? Because there because of the ship.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Very irony. I used it for years. You would use
an ironing board as my on stage set, really because
every hotel room has one and you just bring the club.
Theater has one. But then the hotels have started using steamers.
All those little tabletop ironing boards.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
My career, I've never heard of anyone remove.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, in beautiful Sandie, maybe you can make it into
a surfboard, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh, yeah, yeah, you know really you know what I've
picked up the dynamic? Yea they mean to you?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Yeah, listen she is, she calls for it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I mean the way she acts, it's just too much. Really, Yeah,
you think you're a lot? No this one.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Sorry I didn't really, I'm very right in Brandy. You
got a spot here anytime?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Can you read the news? Yes? I can.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Okay, you're number twenty seven minutes plus. I was gonna
be looking at the traffic. Here's any this is great?
It's not great, man, No, you're right. What is it?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
The traffic?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
We have a lot of people, Yeah, a lot of
people and like a lot of people. Sure, not enough roads.
Always when you've got something, there's wedge between the coast,
you know, like the cars can only go to a certain.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, it's a solid breakdown. I see it.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, maybe that could be your next tattoo. Is a
traffic Just traffic, my arms, just hold of traffic.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This is good luck? No, I don't think this is
good luck? Is really like that? How does that make
you feel happy?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
To be honest?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Really like this is nice? Yeah, you guys are having
a moment. We are on the radio single Yeah, single
man look at it.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, this is They don't turn this into some sort
of gross dating program. When I'm doing that, we're not like, no, no,
what did you have for breakfast?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I haven't had it yet. Oh, how do you have
this energy?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
If you had some coffee?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I had a little bit of coffee. You had some quiet.
I do like coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
How do you take your coffee?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I do cuadn't sugar?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, I get controversial, is it? I'm into the marcha.
You're a I'm a mucha guy.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Really? Yeah, that's big time. You straight.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
No milk gotta be ceremonial. The bread, Okay, I'll whisk it.
I'm not afraid to whisk my own.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Macha.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
This is it's no, you're getting an exclusive here he
whisks his own. You've never talked about this, Yeah, I
never spoken about Do you have any thoughts on boba?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah? Little pearls again, Randy, guess you like? Okay, delicious?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
It's like candy in your tea.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Candy in your tea.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I seed to bring up color issues.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
But how do you feel about tarot taro? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Okay, it doesn't weird.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Job.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I like taro in its original form, not it's sort
of fabricated artificial flavoring. No, no, no, get me a
tarot straight out of the ground. You're just not just
got to I'm justnoring. Look, I got no teeth, so
I would have to me some squishy tarot. Digestive system, Yes, no,
(12:30):
I have a digestive system. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, it's somewhere, it goes somewhere.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I got so many questions. Okay, I don't know about
my anatomy, my physiology.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know that I do. Let's not do it.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Like what I like about your show is my show
I have. It's fantastic is that you do like to
engage the audience. You do like to know people like
you seem like you like to get to know People's
that correct?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know what, Here's the thing I do about five
minutes of crowd work, six minutes of crowd work in
every show I always have since I kicked off. And
then what happens is the social media beast. You've got
to feed it. You got to feed the beast.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
So I started.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Filming my shows, and then I put the five minutes
of the of the eighty minute show.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I put that five minutes on the.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
And then and then you feed the beast, but then
everybody thinks you just a crowd work.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Okay, so there's more to this wonderful spectacular.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah yeah, Oh my god, it's sixty minutes of NonStop
like this show in particular, there's a screen as a
v elements.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Wow, there's other thing.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I mean, I'm this is a full theatrical excess.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh yeah, hello hello, yes, wow man.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I'm pulling out. I think this is easily my best show.
This is totally I don't know what the show number
this is. I put out like nine. This one's the number,
show number fifty six. It's going to be amazing, come
and see it. Why has this turned into shameless self promotion?
But I like because that's why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, Randy, do you have any thoughts on AI because
you're the opposite of it. Yeah, you're the opposite. You're
you're the real deal.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, absolutely, there's no AI used to this show.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah. I was talking about this because, uh, fan art.
I do fan art a lot, so people well I don't,
but people make fan art of you. Yeah. Yeah, So
every second, every second Friday is fan art Friday on
my socials, and so people draw pictures of me a
lot because I'm quite cartoon looking.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But I've got a blanket.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
No on the AI Okay, yeah, because I did accidentally
post an AI image, fans didn't like it, and I
respect that.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, I mean I think AI is good for some stuff.
Maybe with the fan art. Does it ever get any
you know, like weird stuff? Yes? Oh okay, yes, okay
with that? Are you with any situation.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Interpretation of my face and my.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And Miss Piggy for example?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Well, you know what I do. I feel that's okay,
you're right, that right, you know what. We don't need
to go there. Don't go there. A wacky morning.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Low hanging, respect Eddie, that is the one that comes
up on every break.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
We don't need to say, what's the deal with you
and Miss Piggy? Okay, comes up all the time. That
was the low hanging. I'm so sorry, Randy. Okay, I'm
not We're not We're not going there. I don't want
to bring up old wounds. One tabloid article. Okay, we're
photographed leaving a hotel. See, this is getting weird.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Let me tell you something, Tell me something, for God's sake,
You've got.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
To go see Randy cell Face Randy felt Face performing
at the American Comedy Company Randy Company.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yes, a couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows
on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Four shows left.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You will not be disappointed. I'm telling you, this guy
is unbelievable. He's star written all.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Over him, Scott, it is literally it's on him. It's
on track.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Randy, your first ever appearance on the show. I hope
it's not the last.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'll be back. Please do that, Please do to stay
here and I'm going to do the shows
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Great after Raddey